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Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Heyy!! I'm The Silver Hunter! welcome!

Appearance: Medium dark hair, blue/silver eyes, Muscular from kick-boxing, skinny and short.

Favorite movie: Newsies, Star wars, Harry Potter, Bridge to Tarabithia, Camp Rock!

Favorite books: Percy and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Twilight!!

Favorite Characters: Annabeth, Artemis, Thalia From PatO, Hermione, Ginny, Luna from Harry Potter, And Max, Fang, Nudge From Maximum Ride, Alice, Nessie, and Emmett, from Twilight

This is the sentence you can never read.

Copy and Paste this if you are in love with your best friend: "You are one of the best things that's ever happened to me. You're my love and my best friend. And every day that goes by, it seems like I discover something new about you to love. It's incredible to me how one person can make such a big difference in my life. You touch my heart in a way I never knew before. I discover something new about you to love. It's incredible to me how one person can make such a big difference in my life." Write your name if your in love: TheSilverHunter


"Dance like no one is watching.
Sing like no one is listening.
Love like you've never been hurt
and live like it's heaven on Earth."
— Mark Twain

"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you... The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her.'"
— Anonymous

" The clouds i can handle, but i can't fight with an eclipse. " - Jacob

"When life hands you lemons, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!!" - Meee!

A Dad's Poem

Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go.

Her hair was up in a ponytail, and her favorite dress was tied with a bow.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say.

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone.

And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all.

About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called a student from the class.

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare.

Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak.

And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away.

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know.

All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike.

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone.

And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone.

"Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart

I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"

With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest.

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears.

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life.

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd.

She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star.

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he was a fireman and died just this past year

when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise.

A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside.

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt.

Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed.

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star.

And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.

‘They’ say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, TheSilverHunter

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people shake their heads when they talk to you copy and paste this is your profile

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Things to think about!

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

Here is a really funny thing that I found on someone elses profile:


If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with.

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish
I don't have many friends, so I MUST be an emo goth who hates the world
I like sunlight, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf slayer
I like the opera, so I MUST be an egotistical snob with way to much money

I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep
I wear pink, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money
I like diamonds and pearls, so I MUST be controlling
I wear perfume, I MUST be a flirt

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

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Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4209 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Interview with A Vampire by TwilightMommyof4girls reviews
Co-written with ACEMCKEAN -What happens when all of the Cullen clan plus Jacob Black sit down for their first interview after it is revealed that they are the infact the real characters from the book series, Twilight. INTERACTIVE STORY.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,136 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
Fang's Journal by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Saint here decided, after a little fight we had, that I deserve my own 'Fanfiction'. She even took the liberty of stealing my journal to make it...Yeah. So, this is excerpts of my journal, rather I like it or not...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,552 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang - Complete
Fly By Twilight: The Pack by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to Fly By Twilight: The Coven. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Fang and the Flock are finally reunited! But what new insanity are they being subjected to? What's up with Iggy? And...Love is in the air?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
Viola Mae Masen, nice to WAIT! MASEN! by MissChiefNMashmellows reviews
Yeah, Masen. Edward has a sister. And she's alive and 16. How? What? WHY? Read pwetty please!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009
Relocation by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
Max and her flock are captured and relocated. The scientists have taken their memories. They are sent to live in different towns and attend a normal school. What happens when Fang moves to the same school as her? Can she remember? FAX!Was WANNABE-AUTHOR92
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,502 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Birds, Bats, and Werewolf Packs! by greyskys reviews
The Flock settle down in Forks, Washington...blame the housing market! What happens when they meet a certain group of famous vampires? Maximum Ride-Twilight crossover!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,794 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Cullen Academy by Lost in Believing reviews
Undercover, these six students must face the challenges of getting back their secret that they stole from them. To complete the mission they have to act like their in love. Risking your life is one thing, but doing it when your someone is another. AH AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,325 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Fly By Twilight: The Coven by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover. After Fang is captured from the Flock, he's taken to an Institute whose Director isn't quite human. And she's decided it's time Fang live up to his name. Is Fang completely doomed? Not if the Cullens have their say...
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,544 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Fang, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
One Step at a Time by sports990 reviews
Sequal to My Choice. Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico are the only ones awake in the world of mythology. What will they have to do to wake everyone up? What will they give up to keep the world safe in all the gods hands? PERCABETH!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 41,212 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008
Hail to the Chief by TheNextCullenVampire reviews
Bella Swan is President Cullen's new personal assistant. What happens when she meets his bitter son Edward, who is afraid to love again? Will they fall in love? Or will his past affect their relationship? Read and Review! ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,518 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Myths and Facts about Fang by greyskys reviews
...that every fangirl should know! What happens when Max stumbles upon a FangGirl site that posts their takes on Fang? What if she decides to see if they're true?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Max, Fang
The Life and Death of Elizabeth Masen by Damsell reviews
This is the story of Edward Cullen's mother, Elizabeth Ward Masen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,471 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Elizabeth, Edward - Complete
To Bring Her Back by ItIsn'tMusicIt'sAnObsession reviews
Sequel to Life in California After Annabeth's death Percy sets out on a journey to bring her back. He must travel to a place full of Despair and Sadness. The Underworld.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,333 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Oh No Renesmee! by McKennaLovesPeeta reviews
What will happen when Renesmee disappears without a trace after her birthday party? Will they find out who took her, and get her back before it's too late? Read to find out! POST-BREAKING DAWN. & Spoilers. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008
Oops? by l'heure bleue reviews
—3: Rock Hard— "Rock HARD ON... get it?" It was on a normal day that I almost died for the second time. Or ... as normal a day as humanly – haha! Humanly ... – possible at the Cullen house.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Water Child reviews
Sophi...We have something to tell you." Percy bit his lip, "You're Araontè, You're the Water Child." Annabeth's 15-year-old daughter is going to camp, but what happens when she meets Percy? or even a certain son of Hades?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Annabeth C., Nico A.
The Twin reviews
when Percy finds out that he has a twin sister, will her powers be stronger than his? Will she be able to defeat kronos? Bad summery but yea.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008
The Goddess of reviews
two of Annabeth's old friends come back to Half-Blood hill with special powers. A little Percabeth. T to be safe It's now a PJOXTwilightXHPXMax Ride cross-over maybe not HP.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Percy J.
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