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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Wizard of Oz.

Bleary-eyed after hours of writing, I pull the flash drive out of the computer and look around. “There must be a cap to this thing somewhere….” I look at my desk, which is covered in papers, books and notes I’ve scribbled to myself. It’s so late at night that the only way I could get to bed at a reasonable hour is if you were thinking of terms of tomorrow night, or more likely later this evening. I’m exhausted but I’m happy, because this is the time when my mind comes alive with ideas and when my serious writing gets done. I’m SevereInsomnia, and by this point I probably look it. Most people call me Emer.

I write for Harry Potter. I am also a Terry Pratchett fan, but with that series I can’t imagine I could do anything but damage. There’s no way to improve on perfection. I also read Black Cat and InuYasha manga.

I wear black, code web pages in my free time, and design houses and castles for fun. What more can I say? (Quite a lot, actually….)

Want to talk? PM me. I love meeting new people. And no matter how long they’ve been on the site, I’m always excited to see a review on my stories.

Other people have plot bunnies. I have a plot gnome. His name is Frederick--Fred if you want to stay on his good side. And I prefer he stays happy, because if he runs off there's no telling when he'll get back here and get down to some serious brainstorming again. I'll never figure out how he works the keyboard.

Update: March 10th, 2011

In response to some concerns expressed by reviewers (thank you--you know who you are!), I would like to make it clear that I will not abandon any of the stories posted on this site. Although I have been very busy lately, I'm still here, and I intend to finish all of the currently uncompleted stories. Updates may be rather slow, but they will eventually be finished.


Mage's Domain--Fans for Everything Fantasy

Recently I started construction on a website for fantasy fans. It's not just for one book or series, but for anything that can be considered fantasy--books, movies, video games, World of Warcraft, etc.--and we'll do whatever we feel like doing. When it's up and running properly, we'll be able to have a news page about your favorite authors and fiction, roleplays and fanfiction, discussions, and lots of other events. If there's enough interest, we can even create clubs within the site for certain fiction or activities that people can join. The idea is that it'll be a fan-run site, where everyone can pitch in and help whenever.

So if Mage's Domain sounds interesting to you, please take a look at the link at the top of my profile! If you want to join, all you have to do is send an email to themage@magesdomain.net to reserve a username for when the site officially opens. Membership is free forever, and the site is completely ad-free as well. We could use you!


Favorites

Snape

The Weasleys

Tonks

Hagrid

Hermione

The Burrow

Hogwarts

Snape's office

Least Favorites

Umbridge

Fudge

Percy Weasley

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Ginny


I will read slash and character pairings but time will tell whether I will write them and/or what characters I’ll use. My favorite fics are humor or adventure. I also tend to disregard Deathly Hallows in my writing and commonly Half-Blood Prince as well.


Favorite Quotes

…It was a place where witches met. Tonight a fire gleamed on the very crest of the hill. Dark figures moved in the flickering light. The moon coasted across a lacework of clouds. Finally, a tall, pointy-hatted figure said, “You mean everyone brought potato salad?”—Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

Rincewind was a wizard with a hat, a library of magical books and a tower. This could be regarded as everything a magical practitioner could need. An ape, a small terrier with halitosis and a lizard in a jar were optional extras. --Terry Pratchett, Sourcery


When I first uploaded Mr. Granger's Unusual Patient, I didn't realize you couldn't edit it once it was a story. So I forgot something very important, and here's an all-purpose...

Disclaimer: Any characters, settings, plots or anything else in my fanfictions that are recogniseable as the work of another author are not mine. I do not claim the rights to any of these recogniseable features and I do not earn money from my work.


Current Fictions

Mr. Granger's Unusual Patient: A silly little oneshot with an interesting day at the dentist. My first ever fanfic. Reviews are most welcome.

Fighting Dumbledore: What happens when there are two Dark Lords? What will happen to the world of magic? The premise was inspired by Good and Evil: The Prince's League by The Mud-Blood Mistress.

The Wonderful Wizard of--Wait, Where Are We?: A crossover between Harry Potter and The Wizard of Oz, coupled with bizarre and random humour. Harry dreams his way into the movie, but not everything is as it was on film... (My first crossover)


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Hermione and the Professor's Spoon by wellyuthink reviews
Ron persuades Hermione to steal a teacher's possession as part of a prank, and, for reasons Hermione can’t fathom, she agrees... Written during seventh year, OotP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,360 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Spinners End Years COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
Snape asked for help at Spinners End. Instead he got Wormtail foisted on him by Voldemort. Neither is happy with the arrangement. Comedy...er...hopefully...depends on your sense of humour. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,758 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Severus S., Peter P. - Complete
Adventures with Aurors by unlikely2 reviews
Post war. Being an Auror is really not a glamorous occupation. Parallel world after HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,064 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 9/30/2005 - N. Tonks, Severus S.
Things Hogwarts Students Are Not Allowed To Do by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
A list of things Hogwarts Students are not allowed to do. no slash. These will include lists for James, Sirius, Snape, Remus, and if you give me a suggestion I'll try to do that one too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - James P., Sirius B.
Impalpable by Ria Rose reviews
When their car breaks down during a road trip through muggle America, the Trio bumps into the last person they ever wanted to see. But there's a side to Severus Snape that no one at Hogwarts knows about and he's about to give them one hell of a summer!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,029 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Short of It by cecelle reviews
A collection of shortfic. Story 2: When Snape draws Septima Vector's name for the staff gift exchange, he gets an Idea. He tries to shoo it away, but the pesky thing isn't leaving him alone. - Fluffy Christmas one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Severus S., S. Vector - Complete
It Was All Hestia Jones' Fault by themaltesefalcon reviews
Hestia Jones accuses Tonks of not being able to get a man. Molly Weasley helps Tonks prove Hestia wrong. My other story, "A Love Story?" has Severus's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,309 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
Sometimes That's What It Takes by SwissMiss1 reviews
Hermione despairs of Snape ever wanting her for anything more than running his errands. Until his unhinged physical therapist hits her with an untraceable curse and she ends up literally on cloud nine. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,572 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Things A Bright Girl Can Do by Brillant reviews
Hermione Granger is bored during the Christmas holidays, so Severus sets her a challenge. Funny, fluffy and, at times, a tiny bit OOC SS/HG. Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,958 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lost Boys by Bil reviews
AU. Perhaps it was the whimper that broke through the boy's fear, the evidence that Severus was as human and broken as he. SS, HP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fake Galleons by RainboIsland reviews
Luna still checks her fake Galleon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Luna L. - Complete
Are You Sirius? by blue artemis reviews
Sirius finds a way to come back from the Veil.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Broadening Horizons by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
"A little coercion never hurt anyone," Dumbledore said. It's time Snape tried new things. Dumbledore's starting with foods...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Are You Lost? by blue artemis reviews
Professor Snape finds an elderly Crookshanks on his doorstep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Crookshanks, Severus S. - Complete
Murdering Us Horribly Was Also A Concern by Verity reviews
Hermione receives a very strange note. Minerva asks her to help remove Snape's Dark Mark. Snape writes poetry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What Do You Mean, Permanent? by blue artemis reviews
A cure for lycanthropy has curious side effects.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Peeled Grapes by ducky the master of the cheese reviews
To be honest the act was rather calming in a horrifying way. Please R R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
Why? by ThisbeHecate reviews
Why should a couple little questions irk Snape so much? 18th in the potions homework series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Girls Are a Different Sort of Different by rumpelsnorcack reviews
A series of conversations between Ginny and her mother. Goes through the major events of her life. Pairings as in canon, ending with Ginny/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,868 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Assumption by Mistress Fluffy reviews
Everyone knows what assuming does. Severus/Hermione Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Who Is She To Talk? by blue artemis reviews
The REAL reason Severus's hair looks like it does.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In the Cupboard by SilentStardust reviews
Severus Snape is assigned to Privet Drive and finds himself watching a young Harry Potter. He finds that not all Potters are alike and that many lessons can be learned from a little boy in a cupboard. HP/SS mentor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,371 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Horror! by RedCynic reviews
Why does Severus have cat ears? James knows- and Sev is going to make him pay!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Toasted cheese and Maker's Mark by soirdefete reviews
Almost five times Snape didn't want to strangle Fred Weasley. Because it is more notable the times he hardly felt the urge than all the times he barely restrained himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Severus S., Fred W. - Complete
New Housemates by snapealina reviews
Remus brings home a fish tank. Domestic, silly, fluff, established relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Thinking Cap by Ember Nickel reviews
From the summer before Harry's first year. Snape never considered himself a poet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Severus S., Sorting Hat - Complete
Folie à Deux by DailyProphetEditor reviews
Sequel to 'Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses'. Valentine's Day is over, and everybody is convinced that Minerva and Severus are a match made by Merlin himself. The only problem is... they don't seem to think so. Or do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,980 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
You plus Me add Moonlight makes Three by AccioMuerta reviews
Hermione takes on a job as Snape's maid to some unexpected results.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Watcher And The Watched by Brillant reviews
Blaise Zabini has watched people for as long as he can remember. When he picks an unusual subject in the form of George Weasley, things don't turn out quite the way he expected them to. One shot, slash. Written for The Couples Challenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Blaise Z., George W. - Complete
Page Three by Norwegian Blue reviews
Arthur brings home a Muggle newspaper to see what sort of things they're up to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
The Decidedly Awful Week of Molly Weasley by PhoenixAnkaa reviews
After a week away on Ministry business, will Arthur survive his arrival home? Pre Philosophers Stone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
Sinking Feeling by wellyuthink reviews
Harry, once again, forgets to look before he leaps. Written for the Potions and Snitches 2009 Prompt Fest
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Legends of a Lemon Drop Lover by TheInsomniacsGuild reviews
An insight to the life of Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Albus D.
It All Started with the Drunken Watchmen by Sarah1281 reviews
A Hamlet parody where Horatio tries to convince Hamlet that a tree is not the ghost of his father, Claudius thinks Laertes is his nephew and keeps accidentally confessing, and no one remembers who Polonius is.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,694 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Sick as a Parrot by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Another one of my Animagus stories. Ten-year-old Harry accidentally changes into a parrot, just in time to receive his Hogwarts letter. Completely AU, partly OOC, sick Harry and probably Severus, not sure yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Muggle say 'what? by ThisbeHecate reviews
Some sayings can have more than one meaning, so Harry uses them to get the entire class dismissed before Snape ever actually assigns any homework. Fifteenth in the Potions Homework Series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Christmas Cobra by wellyuthink reviews
A Christmas-y fic. Harry is left alone at Hogwarts over Christmas, during his seventh year. Bored and lonely, he tries to find something to occupy his time and ends up, as usual, in trouble. Can Snape help him? OotP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
One if by land, two if by oh by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione are in detention, but they aren't alone. Who's with them? Thirteenth in the Potions Homework Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sunglasses by wellyuthink reviews
Oneshot. Years before, instead of killing a magical creature, Harry made a bargain with it, and now it wants him to hold up his side of it... I apologize whole-heartedly in advance - I just couldn't help it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Hogwarts Love Triangle? by Bil reviews
Rita Skeeter never did allow facts to get in the way of a good story. Albus is amused. Set during PS. AD, MM, SS. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Teaching Tonks by WiccaRowan reviews
Nymphadora Tonks had to pass her Potions NEWT to get into Auror training, right? And who was the poor idiot who had to teach her? A light hearted little one shot tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
Conversations Of A Dark Lord by Taeya reviews
Just a humour version of Voldemort's life, including pizza parties, ridiculous unneeded plots, and chick flicks. OOC, and very immature.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,563 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Voldemort, Severus S.
An Ignominious Death by mione the kneazle reviews
A drabble on a humiliating defeat of Voldemort. Inspired by Rorscharchs Blot's Caer Azkaban yahoo group -- Ridiculous crossovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by DailyProphetEditor reviews
You all know the famous chicken joke. Well, here's a small collection of answers provided by our favorite witches and wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Voldemort the Happy Bunny by BandGeek58407 reviews
While going to check on a Horcrux, Voldemort takes a wrong turn and gets trapped in a super cheery parallel universe. Can the Dark Lord take the happiness? [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Malfannoying by The Unbreakable Snape Fan reviews
Draco won't stop bothering Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses by DailyProphetEditor reviews
This is a plain silly humour fic about the events of Valentine's Day in CoS. Lockhart makes a pass on Snape, who would rather face the basilisk instead. Minerva has a word or two to say about it. A little slashy, a hint of MMSS, and a lot of pink confetti
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Someone Else's Buttons by rosedemon54 reviews
Snape stands accused of having contriband underwear in his desk. Just for laughs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Severus S., Dolores U. - Complete
Staff Baiting by kidarock reviews
We have seen Professor Snape bait the students, so why not let him bait the staff? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Severus S., R. Hooch - Complete
Looking After Sev by Snozzle reviews
Tonks takes it upon herself to look after an ill Snape. Romance. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
Brewing for Hagrid by Raven Dancer reviews
Hagrid finds an interesting potion to brew to call a new creature.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,256 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Rubeus H. - Complete
Of Descriptors and Fanfiction by ScM15 reviews
What would it be like if other people's imaginations affected the actual world of Harry Potter? A conversation in Dumbledore's office.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Pig That Spewed by Freddie Munchkin Fresnel reviews
It's Valentine's Day at Hogwarts and young Professor Snape's Seventh year students have created a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
What if? 2: ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES LUPIN? by Bellegeste reviews
What if Lupin had to stand in as Potions master for a day? Remus plumbs the depths of ineptitude, and Snape is too ill to argue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
A Potion Master's Vacation by saintaugustine reviews
Severus Snape never leaves the school during the summer. Ever. At all. Absolutely not. Well, maybe just this once. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Snape, Surge, and Secretarial Duties by WargishBoromirFan reviews
or, How Kingsley Got the Job. Moody needs someone to keep an eye on the Muggle government. Snape thinks it had better not be him... Spoilers, swearing, and hints of a threesome. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Sirius B., Severus S., Alastor M., Kingsley S. - Complete
Transferable Skills by Snape's Nightie reviews
Death Eaters don't just learn how to torture and kill, you know. Pointless drabble featuring young Snape, Dumbledore and Voldemort. No slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Andromeda Rising by cecelle reviews
One-shot. She had loved the stars for as long as she could remember... This started out as a story about Prof. Sinistra, but then of course Severus Snape showed up, as he has a tendency to do in my stories....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2005 - A. Sinistra, Severus S. - Complete
Childhood Living by Dommi-chan reviews
Something goes awry in class and Snape becomes...a babysitter?!?! This and what the heck is Voldemort doing?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,677 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort
Discoveries by Malfoy-Slytherin reviews
Finally! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts and they are busy inventing as usual. But a sudden disaster makes them see someone in a whole new light.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2002 - George W., Severus S.
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The Wonderful Wizard Of Wait, Where Are We? reviews
Harry has a dream and takes the Order along with him. What will they do? Who will they encounter? And why is Harry wearing ruby-red trainers?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizard of Oz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,121 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P.
Irrelevancies reviews
The parts of Harry Potter that were too extraneous to the plot to be included in the books. A series of oneshots of school, adventures, and life in general. Some character pairings, plot can be AU .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009
Fighting Dumbledore reviews
Dumbledore’s allegiance to the Order and the Light was never questioned. But what better way to consolidate your power than to pretend to be fighting evil yourself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Harry P., Albus D.
Mr Granger's Unusual Patient reviews
Oneshot. A wizard goes to the dentist. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Severus S. - Complete