Elodie the Scribe
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Joined 07-01-08, id: 1621224, Profile Updated: 08-20-13
Author has written 2 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Thor.

I have something important to say on my Beckabee account.


Disclaimer: none of the franchises I've written fanfiction for belong to me.


I have HAD IT with these freaking stupid Mary Sues in my freaking awesome fandom!


OHAI. 8D

I am Elodie. My alts are Beckabee and Vampire Jester.

About Me

Quick rundown: I am a huge nerd, I am a girl, and I am a Christian.

SO, I like things like Batman, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel, X-men, and Lord of the Rings. I also enjoy non-nerdy things like Lackadaisy, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and Family Guy. I like horror movies, mostly the ones about vampires/werewolves/ghosts, although I love slashers like Scream and Halloween.

My dislikes? Twilight. Maximum Ride. There's not too many books that can incite rage within me, but Twilight does so. Maximum Ride just flat out annoyed me so much I couldn't even finish the book.

What I Write

'Kay, yeah, a lot of my fics are very old. The newest one I only wrote for a challenge. For the most part I enjoy giving male villains girlfriends or daughters they never knew about or violent apprentices. XD But those are just ideas in my head...for now.

As you'll see, I have multiple Batman parodies full of horrible OOCness. Don't worry, I'll rewrite them. Uh, sometime. Mostly because my perception of the Batverse and its rogue gallery has changed so much since I wrote those things.

I've just go so many ideas, most of them involving Gotham's rogue gallery, but others are for Lion King, Treasure Planet, Lackadaisy, MLP: FiM, and so many others. Sooooooo many.

Anyway...

That's all, folks! You can PM me, or talk to me at the two forums I mentioned.

Happy reading!

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Peace And Good Luck To All Men by KismetJeska reviews
Christmas in the Milton household was difficult enough without the added complication of guests- and if Luke and Gabriel placing bets on who can get with Sam first wasn't bad enough, then Cas developing a ridiculous crush on his sister's boyfriend definitely is.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,064 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
I'll Have That Drink Now by KismetJeska reviews
Jim Moriarty, Loki Laufeyson, the Master. With three egos that big plus a slightly bitter gunman sharing one London flat, things can get... interesting. Honestly, their arch-rivals teaming up- with two hunters and an angel to boot- is the least of their worries. A series of instalments with crossovers everywhere and a good dollop of utter crack.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,090 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - J. Moriarty, Loki
The Arkham Chronicles by clownprincessofcrime.07 reviews
The Joker, the Riddler, the Scarecrow, Harvey Dent, Poison Ivy, and Harley Quinn are all trapped in Arkham- and they don't like it! What's worse is they have to partake in team building exercises! crack fic. ooc.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,222 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009
Last Straw by WTFWonder reviews
The Scarecrow is tired of trivialization. He lets the public know using the proper supervillain etiquette.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Itsy Bitsy by WTFWonder reviews
All the difference of a spider. Rob Zombie based.
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
Maturity by Psychodahlia reviews
...is over rated. The fourth and final chapter of the trilogy. The Enterprise returns to semi-normal.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,529 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - J. Kirk, P. Chekov
In Which We Die by TheWestDriver reviews
Drabbles about the death of ATLA characters. Rated for violence, language, and content. Massive character deaths. Includes Zhao, Toph, Smellerbee, Azula, Suki, Iroh, Sokka, Mai, Lu Ten, Aang, Katara, Ty Lee, Zuko, Teo, Jet, Sozin, Longshot, Yue, and more.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
The Wacky Adventures of Toaster and Co by Space Toaster reviews
The absolutely nonsensical capers of Freddy, Jason, Michael, Pinhead, Leatherface and Creeper, and a hyperactive teenage girl who bosses them around relentlessly.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,760 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
Dawn of the Dead by Beer Good reviews
Yes – it’s the adventures of Vampire Dawn! Done as a series of quickly read 100word drabbles, because... well, I’m lazy, dammit. And also because it's fun to see just how much plot I can concentrate into 100 words. Crossover with Angel s3. COMPLETED.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Dawn S. - Complete
Confused Cats by Ekwy reviews
UPDATED: The gorgeous lavender coloured queen Nituna and her human Darlene are up to no good, and our Agents are faced with their most challenging task yet... Part II up.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,009 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 1/5/2005
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Falling Feels Like Flying by erinflanagan reviews
When Escher Griffin is taken hostage by a ressurected and desperate Doc Ock, she finds herself in the middle of a battle between the forces of good, evil, deadly assassins, and very spiffy science...LAST PART NOW UP.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,348 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 7/28/2004
Doves' Eyes by Lady Nailo reviews
A mysterious woman surprises Kurt Wagner in prayer, but gets far more than she bargained for. Oh, and Pyro sings Hall and Oates.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Nightcrawler - Complete
Season Six's Big Bad by Meltha reviews
At long last, our courageous Scoobies confront the true terror of season six and bring new meaning to the word terrified. 1 of 1
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2002 - Spike, R. Giles - Complete
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From the Underground reviews
Darcy visits a certain trickster god, but she's not exactly feeling herself. Oneshot.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
A Favor reviews
One of Professor Crane's students asks him for something. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - J. Crane - Complete
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