Elodie the Scribe
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Joined 07-01-08, id: 1621224, Profile Updated: 08-20-13
Author has written 18 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Lord of the Rings, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Star Trek: 2009, Cats, Kung Fu Panda, Lackadaisy, and Thor.

I have something important to say on my Beckabee account.


Disclaimer: none of the franchises I've written fanfiction for belong to me.


I have HAD IT with these freaking stupid Mary Sues in my freaking awesome fandom!


OHAI. 8D

I am Elodie. My alts are Beckabee and Vampire Jester.

About Me

Quick rundown: I am a huge nerd, I am a girl, and I am a Christian.

SO, I like things like Batman, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel, X-men, and Lord of the Rings. I also enjoy non-nerdy things like Lackadaisy, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and Family Guy. I like horror movies, mostly the ones about vampires/werewolves/ghosts, although I love slashers like Scream and Halloween.

My dislikes? Twilight. Maximum Ride. There's not too many books that can incite rage within me, but Twilight does so. Maximum Ride just flat out annoyed me so much I couldn't even finish the book.

What I Write

'Kay, yeah, a lot of my fics are very old. The newest one I only wrote for a challenge. For the most part I enjoy giving male villains girlfriends or daughters they never knew about or violent apprentices. XD But those are just ideas in my head...for now.

As you'll see, I have multiple Batman parodies full of horrible OOCness. Don't worry, I'll rewrite them. Uh, sometime. Mostly because my perception of the Batverse and its rogue gallery has changed so much since I wrote those things.

I've just go so many ideas, most of them involving Gotham's rogue gallery, but others are for Lion King, Treasure Planet, Lackadaisy, MLP: FiM, and so many others. Sooooooo many.

Anyway...

That's all, folks! You can PM me, or talk to me at the two forums I mentioned.

Happy reading!

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Love is pain by AZ-woodbomb reviews
True love, the kind that lights up your whole world, is often found in the darkest of places. Bruce Wayne's daughter is about to find out the hard way.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Joker - Complete
The Arkham Chronicles by clownprincessofcrime.07 reviews
The Joker, the Riddler, the Scarecrow, Harvey Dent, Poison Ivy, and Harley Quinn are all trapped in Arkham- and they don't like it! What's worse is they have to partake in team building exercises! crack fic. ooc.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,222 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009
Last Straw by WTFWonder reviews
The Scarecrow is tired of trivialization. He lets the public know using the proper supervillain etiquette.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Itsy Bitsy by WTFWonder reviews
All the difference of a spider. Rob Zombie based.
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
Maturity by Psychodahlia reviews
...is over rated. The fourth and final chapter of the trilogy. The Enterprise returns to semi-normal.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,529 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - J. Kirk, P. Chekov
In Which We Die by TheWestDriver reviews
Drabbles about the death of ATLA characters. Rated for violence, language, and content. Massive character deaths. Includes Zhao, Toph, Smellerbee, Azula, Suki, Iroh, Sokka, Mai, Lu Ten, Aang, Katara, Ty Lee, Zuko, Teo, Jet, Sozin, Longshot, Yue, and more.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
The MarySue by Dallas W reviews
Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
The Final Joke by Ultiman92 reviews
Last winter, a man died. Lost and confused in the afterlife, his one companion is a laughing joker. A tribute to Heath Ledger.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Joker - Complete
The Wacky Adventures of Toaster and Co by Space Toaster reviews
The absolutely nonsensical capers of Freddy, Jason, Michael, Pinhead, Leatherface and Creeper, and a hyperactive teenage girl who bosses them around relentlessly.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,760 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
Dawn of the Dead by Beer Good reviews
Yes – it’s the adventures of Vampire Dawn! Done as a series of quickly read 100word drabbles, because... well, I’m lazy, dammit. And also because it's fun to see just how much plot I can concentrate into 100 words. Crossover with Angel s3. COMPLETED.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Dawn S. - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Confused Cats by Ekwy reviews
UPDATED: The gorgeous lavender coloured queen Nituna and her human Darlene are up to no good, and our Agents are faced with their most challenging task yet... Part II up.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,009 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 1/5/2005
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Falling Feels Like Flying by erinflanagan reviews
When Escher Griffin is taken hostage by a ressurected and desperate Doc Ock, she finds herself in the middle of a battle between the forces of good, evil, deadly assassins, and very spiffy science...LAST PART NOW UP.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,348 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 7/28/2004
Doves' Eyes by Lady Nailo reviews
A mysterious woman surprises Kurt Wagner in prayer, but gets far more than she bargained for. Oh, and Pyro sings Hall and Oates.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Nightcrawler - Complete
Season Six's Big Bad by Meltha reviews
At long last, our courageous Scoobies confront the true terror of season six and bring new meaning to the word terrified. 1 of 1
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2002 - Spike, R. Giles - Complete
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From the Underground reviews
Darcy visits a certain trickster god, but she's not exactly feeling herself. Oneshot.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
A Favor reviews
One of Professor Crane's students asks him for something. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - J. Crane - Complete
The Triggerman's Apprentice reviews
He was a coldhearted, violent murderer. She was a shy, mousy teenage girl. But he lost a sister, and she lost a mother. A single death brought them together. Together, they'll rip their enemies apart. It won't be pretty...
Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Mordecai H.
Fire of Lightning, Roar of Thunder reviews
Even when Shen is a young boy, the soothsayer sees the storm brewing behind his eyes. Knowing what the future holds can be a painful curse. Fate refuses to bend. Written for The Domain's recent challenge.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Soothsayer, Shen - Complete
Nephrite's Story reviews
An awful Mary Sue salvaged from the depths of my old documents. Enjoy flaming this piece of crap: a young stray is chased away by her evil father to the Jellicles, until the time comes when she must confront her father.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Going Up reviews
You end up with the weirdest people on elevators. Spock romance, but not who you think.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Spock
Forget Me Not reviews
On the night he disguises hostages as his minions and pits two ferries against each other, the Joker gets a very unlikely visitor...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Joker - Complete
A New Name reviews
In this oneshot, Katfight has something to say to her boys... really important to people who like reading the 'Katfight' parodies!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Joker - Complete
Clowns Have Problems, Too reviews
We meet the Katfight who lives in Gotham...and proves that the Joker CAN get annoyed. Expect weirdness...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
The Adventures of Katfight reviews
Warning: very AU and weird. Diane Kyle, Catwoman's daughter, doesn't want anything to do with anything femme fatale. But when the Joker threatens her community, she becomes...Katfight! Very campy and strange . MIGHT continue it...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
The Joker and the Chocolate Factory reviews
Sequel to "Batman of Oz", although you may not have to read that one to understand this. The Joker opens a chocolate factory, gets five teens in there, and forces the other villains and me to be his 'assistants'.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Just Not Right reviews
A fangirl is inserted into her favorite Joker fantasy...but in a very unexpected way.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
That Tough Girl reviews
The scenario where a girl has confronted the Joker at the party is fast becoming cliche. Here's what would happen if a girl REALLY decided to try and stop him. Uh, kinda...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Batman of Oz reviews
So...what happens when the characters and I get together to reenact the old classic, "Wizard of Oz"? Joker-y goodness, Rachel bashing, and very weird humor. Enjoy!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
The REAL Mary Sue reviews
A parody of all those stories where a girl is sent into Middle-earth along with a Mary Sue. Very OC, somewhat rant-y.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/30/2008
The Stolen Heartbeat reviews
When Angelus turned Buffy into a vampire, he expected her to fall under his control, not for her to rise up against him alongside Spike. Sprusilla, mild Spuffy. Rated M for torture and hints of nonconsensual sex.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008
Breaking Point, Part Deux reviews
Sequel to "Breaking Point". Buffy talks with Spike about how immensely his treatment of her has changed. Don't worry, it's Spuffy. Revised ending. Set mid-season six.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Breaking Point reviews
Buffy confronts Dawn on the way she's treated her. Set mid-season six.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Buffy S., Dawn S. - Complete
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