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Joined 07-01-08, id: 1621276, Profile Updated: 04-18-12
Author has written 25 stories for Devil May Cry, Naruto, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Yu-Gi-Oh, Misc. Anime/Manga, One Piece, Hanna is not a Boys Name, Anime X-overs, and Book X-overs.

Hiya!! I shall be known as the almighty SILVA!! And when my creator the original is having a hissy fit,I suppose I'll be Junya(natalie),but that's not the point. The point is,that I am also known by the names Silva Shadows and Silver Eternity,the former of which is my artist's name and the latter my penname. I am an artist with both the physical and the word,and although construcive critisism is welcome please no flames of Hell. I have enough of those when I go visit Dad. ANYWAY. The deal is I'll probably be posting a bunch of stories on here,some of which will be only half-finished,some just beginnings,and some nearly over- they'll only have one thing in common,too. NONE of them will be FINISHED. That's my biggest problem. I can never bring myself to end a story,so guess what happens? THEY NEVER END. I need people to help me with that,which is why when I finally start posting in earnest I'ma go look for a good beta. Anyway,whatever. (crashing noise come from below) Looks like I have a drunken brawl to join downstairs in any case,so I shall bid you adieu. (yanks open door and shouts gleefully as the door slowly swings shut) OOOOH!! KENNY,SAVE A COUPLE PUNCHES FOR ME! I DUNNO HOW THE HELL YOU GOT ULQIORRA HOGTIED TO THE COUCH,BUT KEEP 'IM THERE! I OWE HIM A FEW BRUISES FOR LOCKING ME IN THE SEX ROOM WITH PRINCE PAHNDIR WHEN HE WAS IN HEAT!! (joyful whooping noise as I can be seen vaulting over the banister one-handed just as the door closes all the way)

Now,onto the Fun stuff!!

Quotes

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Silver Eternity

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile. (It happens on a pretty regular basis. Don't judge!!)

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Unique girl - YAYZ, Fast Talking Dolphin, Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Silver Eternity

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird/strange and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!(I am strange and DAMN proud!)

If you've ever tripped on your own two feet copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off at the others.

If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

If murders make you laugh manaically(only the fake ones like in horror movies,though) copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that looks don't matter (well most of the time you think that) copy and paste this in your profile.

Also, this is the reason you can't beta your own work: No matter how correct your work looks there is always a mistake, no one is perfect!! No one I tell you!!

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson...just read this, it will make a difference...

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

...supposedly. However,none of the fckin above occured to ME!! Whatever. Back to quotes and sht.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. ~ Barbara Johnson

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. ~ Oscar Levant

Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence ~ Henrik Tikkanen

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Geh,you people SUCK. Every single one of my eggs died,you heartless bastards.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Thanks.

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian and Bi friends, please repost this into your profile:

This is the boy, Matthew Shepard. On October 7, 1998 Aaron McKinney and
Russell Henderson lead him to a remote area east of Laramie where they
demonstrated unimaginable acts of hate. Matthew was tied to a split-rail
fence where he was beaten and left to die in the cold of the night. Almost
18 hours later he was found by a cyclist who initially mistook him for a
scarecrow. Matthew died on October 12 at 12:53 am at a hospital in Fort
Collins, Colorado. KILLED BECAUSE HE WAS GAY!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Xiggy says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

I can't pick just one. XD Axel, Xigbar, Zexion, and Demyx. Oh,and I got a huge soft spot for Luxord.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

I don't like any of the girls,but the one I hate least is probably Larxene. She's a sadistic,bloodthirsty bitch. I don't like that she tortures my favorites,but the rest I'm fond of.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

DiZ/Ansem the Wise-he was obsessed with revenge and sicced Sora on the entire Organization, portraying them as the bad guys. Plus he referred to Roxas as a "tool", which pissed me off. Immensely.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
Namine because she's so wishy-washy; she's just a weak character,but Kairi is at the fucking TOP of my hate list. She's what,14? She dresses like a 27-year-old hooker!! And she's abso-fucking-lutely USELESS!!

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

The World That Never Was, Atlantica (hey, I like seeing Sora dance! That shark tail of his is sooo CUUUUTE), Neverland,Deep Forest (I seriously love all those vines and shit),Holloween Town(I love that damn movie,you wouldn't beleive how much I pissed off my parents when I kept singing along to "This is Holloween" the whole time I played through Holloween Town) and anywhere with Axel or Demyx :P

6. Least Favorite World?

Oh god, where do I start? Port Royal (god fricking stupid pirates and voice acting!!), Disney Castle (oh god just shoot me and put me out of my misery!!), Hollow Bastion in KH1- I couldn't see SHIT on my tv with all the darkness in there and got lost for like five hours -and Agrabah the second time around in KH1. It's been three years and I STILL can't kill that fucking snake/spider sand-beast.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

That Dark and Light one of Riku's(can't remember the name), Oblivion, and the Bond of Flames

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Most of Donald's and Goofy's weapons,not to mention the one Tron gives you...Monochrome,it's called...?

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

I don't really summon...Simba. He helped me kick the Reverse Armor's ass the first time around.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final Form by far. It's so kickass,he looks like a BA! Of course,his Anti-form is a BAMF,I love seeing Anti Sora rip shit apart with teeth and claws he isn't supposed to have.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

AkuRoku, Zemyx, Xigmyx(Xigbar and Demyx,those two go so well together!)and most any pairing of Xigbar and Luxord,no matter who they're with.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Axel/Larxene-I don't know WHY these two would be together. Axel doesn't seem to like Larxene very much. Plus I just don't like her in a hetero relationship,she strikes me as blatantly lesbian for some reason. A dyke,specifically.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

I'm not sure if it's considered crack, but it's certainly not very common: ZekuRoku (Zexion and Roxas),and Larxene with any male other than Marluxia.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
I think...SieferxZexion. It was well-written,don't get me wrong,but it's just really hard to imagine those two doing anything not resembling beating the shit out of each other.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

The ship sailing in Port Royal. Pinnochio in Monstro. All the shit DiZ pulled on poor Roxas. Axel fucking DYING.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

I like it when we get Riku in The World That Never Was,and aside from him my favorites are Simba and Beast. Strong bastards,the both of them.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

YES!! ALL THE FUCKIN WAY!!

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No! He just has the hair. Cloud is emo. Severely emo,anyone not suicidally emo does NOT make shit deals with Hades like he did.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

I can't believe he's totally straight. Bi maybe. Not sure I'd go all the way and say that he's gay (say I rhymed and I KEEL YOU)

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Given the chance,I would have Roxas kill her,have Axel shred the little bitch into a thousand bloody peices with his chakrams,shoot her with Xigbar's guns,I would- mysterious black-gloved hand attaced to an Orginazation coat snakes out of the darkness behind my chair to slap over my mouth before I really get going on my rant)

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Uh...I'm not happy with either one. Olette I guess. I don't like Namine too much.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

I really don't know. Ain't got a chance to play it yet,or even look up the storyline. Hell,I ain't even HEARD of it before just now!

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
NO! Half the Organization was in it! Zexion was in it!! It explained a lot!! That reminds me,I gotta get my hands on Chain of Memories RE 'cuz I can't beat the gameboy version...if I even still have the damn thing. Andrew might've made off with it...

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Zexion. I would've chosen Xigbar or Axel,but Axel would probably burn me or be too much for me to handle- he's hyper,I'm a gamer,I'd never keep up with him. Xigbar would probably shoot me up with his guns,dump my body in the backyard,and then eat all my food and trash my house.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Zexion. We're both quiet and bookworms. Plus we both have really large vocabularies. We also have the ability to fuck with people's minds so much more easily than anyone else,casting illusions without so much as lifting a finger. All we need is our words. Of course,this makes people hate us all that much more...

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Nothing so far. But I'm sure once I attend a Anime or Gamer Con I'll do something stupid and embarassing to an Axel cosplayer. And most definitely to a Xigbar cosplayer if I can find any. Can you see it? Vergil Sparda hanging off Xigbar with his arms around the Freeshooter's neck and his legs around the poor man's waist? I can. That will be me.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No. Probably won't for a long time. I'm planning on doing my first Con as Vergil Sparda,hair,breastplate,trenchcoat and all. And the next time I'm going as Dante just to fuck with people who met me at the last Con.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

Aerith's "bon appetit" line and Leon's subsequent face palm.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Demyx(I like him and he's such a Kicked Puppy. It's so hard to fight them). Xaldin(I lost exactly four hundred and seventy-three times). Sephiroth. Still haven't beat Seph. Kinda stopped trying after attempt number 67.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The Organization.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion for sure!

33. Riku or Roxas?

Tough choice,but Roxas.

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas!

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel, got it memorized? Sorry, I couldn't resist. XD

36. Kairi or Larxene?

I'm gonna have to say Larxene.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku. It's not that I don't like SoRiku. I just happen to like AkuRoku better.

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namiku. Can't stand Namixas.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

You're sooo mean!! AkuRoku.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku all the way.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream

42. Cloud or Leon?

Leon,Cloud's too emo

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi. More likely to happen.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion of course.

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)

Axel, Roxas, Demyx, Zexion, Leon, Xigbar,and Riku.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

An addition of Reno, Rude, and the other Turks. Other than that, Bleach(I want to see how dead people and Arrancars deal with Nobodies)and maybe a little Hellsing. Alucard v Xemnas is so alluring; I would so fucking PAY to see that!

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Reno/Axel. That's all I got.

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

358/2 Days. I'm DYING to get more insight into the Organization and into what happened to Roxas while he was with them. I also wouldn't mind getting my hands on that Birth by Sleep one.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2. The Organization and Reaction commands.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

The fact that I can play it over and over again and win. -_-; And,of course,the smexy Bishies.


Number your 12 fave Kingdom Hearts characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Xigbar

2. Axel

3. Leon

4. Sephiroth

5. Roxas

6. Luxord

7. Zexion

8. Demyx

9. Riku

10. Cid

11. Seifer

12. Hayner

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Luxord and Seifer?! ...no,but now I'm tempted to go looking for one...

2) Do you think Four is hot?

Shit yea! Sephiroth is SMOKIN!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Hayner...getting Demyx...pregnant? Um,can you say holy shit? Roxas and Xigbar and Saix (Demmy's bodyguards) would beat the shit outta him!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Oh shit yes. Mostly with Sora,but hell of a lot of 'em.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Axel/Luxord? They might...I don't think I've ever seen one longer than a one-shot,so it's hard to tell.

6) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Leon and Cid. Hm...Ahem. Having known each other for years,two members of the Hollow Bastion Restoration Commitee dicover some unusual feeling between them. Can they ignore these feelings or will they submit and destroy thier long-standing freindship? Or,perhaps,will they become something more?

7) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Oh HELL yea! An' it's some of the most beautiful gay Org stuff I've read outside of AkuRoku!

8) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Axel...Sephiroth...and Roxas...I think Meleiyu might be willing to try her hand at that if asked. WHAT a threesome that would make...-drools-

9) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Xigbar,Luxord,and Hayner...WARNING: Mild blood play,violence,severe adult themes,mentions of gambling and booze,most likely mild bondage.

10) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Yo Red,mind giving me a light? My cig's out and you look hot enough to start it burning again." -facepalms- I'm sorry,I just can't think of anything better for Cid to say to Axel.

11) Cuter couple? five/nine or ten/twelve?

Ten/twelve,Cid and Hayner,seriously.

12)What would six say if they saw eight and three kissing?

"Knew they were gay with each other. Oi Roxas,Xigbar,you lot owe me 200 munny each now!"

13)How would you feel if eleven died?

Angry and maybe a tiny bit sad.

14) Which is a more disturbing pairing? one/four or one/seven?

Hard to figure...One/four,Xigbar/Sephiroth. At least Xig and Zex are in the same Orginization.

15)Would eight ever want to kill five?

No!! The Kicked Puppy would never wanna kill Roxas who is his good friend!! -glomps poor Demyx-

16)Would four or nine be sad if twelve got run over by a car?

Sephiroth wouldn't give a damn if Hayner got run over,but maybe Riku would...though probably not. Riku didn't know about Hayner and probably wouldn't care either.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH,so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm an ITALIAN GIRL,so I MUST be a fantastic cook and housewife
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.(the problem is I wasn't always an only child.)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
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I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a CUTTER,so I MUST be SUICIDAL
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm ITALIAN,so I MUST be a THIEF

Stereotypes. They're stupid and they don't define who you are; YOU define who you are. Put THAT in your purse and clink it!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

I don't believe it, but I'm fuckin' supersitious. I hope you didn't read that.


Okay people,since updates and shit is supposed to happen on here,I'm acutally GIVING you one! Okay,I'm working hard on Silva's Misadventures and alrady have ideas for chapter 6 that I'm working on,and there's a couple more ideas in the works turning the cogs inside my active little brain.

1) Updates on Silva's Misadventures in Bleach -will be irregular and probably last only until chapter ten or so. If I keep making my chapters so long,I'll probably end it around ten or twelve,but then Silva will pop up in a another anime and the series will continue. I'll make a poll asking where ya think she should come in next.

2) Hybrid Heaven -I'm playing with the idea of dragging in some characters from an anime at random and making them hybrids, in a world where hybrids and animal people aren't inferior but superior instead. Humans are the pets here,and considered inferior and unintellegent by thier hybrid or animalistic Masters. Of course,there are Human Protection Laws,but sometimes they aren't obeyed and the pets are abused. Pureblooded humans are rare and valued,because without them there will be no more human pets,and thus are bred mercilessly and as often as possible. Even some hybrid-human crossbreeds that result from unions are considered pets- if they are less than a quarter hybrid,they are classified as a pet under the Humanity Laws. Tell me what you think!

3) A co-authored story with a friend of mine,Just Legal,where his God character and Silva get together to torture their pets (Silva) and slaves (the God,who is at present unnamed). It's a real life roleplay that we've had going for a few years as entertainment during lunch hours and stuff. Our other friend may or may not contribute because he won't go on Deviantart and I think he also refuses to come here on FF.net. Just Legal and I are still working out the details,so this might never come to fruition anyway.

You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

Go take the quiz at SemeUke.com ! It's eerily accurate.

If you have actually bothered to read (not skim, but read) this far, I must commend you immensely. I haven't updated this profile in...hades knows how long, especially since I've been so caught in a GrimmIchi craze that the above story ideas have been canceled to put on a back burner or forgotten, so just for shits and giggles, right HERE is where I'm going to put a little info about me.

1. I am a college student. Yes, I am legal, no, I am NOT stupid enough to meet any of you in real life unless it's in MY state on MY terms in a public place and with other people coming with me. I'm smarter than I sound in my author's notes and the survey up there, I assure you.

2. I write the way I breathe and eat- with relish and exoticness, unceasingly, and to survive. I am fairly certain that without writing I would literally go insane. Deprive me of penicls and paper or some writing uternsil and I'll start scribbling on my own body with sharp fingernails. If I have gone silent for a long time, don't think I'm not writing, because I am, I just deem whatever I've been writing too shite to post.

3. Not only am I intelligent, I am VICIOUS. I have anxiety attacks that are outleted in the form of fury, I can and will use anything I have heard of or know of in my arsenal and I've never been afraid to play dirty. I have my scruples and I have my weird honor system and I HAVE MY BELIEFS so for the love of all that's holy do NOT try to force yours on me. I will destroy your mind from the inside-fuckin-out. I'm not known to friends as Aizen without good reason.

4. That all being said, don't hesitate to share views and I enjoy constructive criticsm as long as it's not "you write gay porn you're going to burn in hell" nonesense or something like that. Reviews feed the starving author!! And I need help getting out of my GrimmIchi rut so suggestions would be appreciated. Okay, back to fun quotes and the like. Might add more here later.

The various applications of Murphy's law:

"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong."

"Celibacy is not hereditary"

"Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the one."

"Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference."

"Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate."

"The other queue is always faster."

"Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought."

"The chance of a slice of bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet."

"Never sleep with someone crazier than yourself."

"The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before."

"A short cut is the logest distance between two points."

"Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening."

"The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train."

Murphy's Golden Rule: "Whoever has the gold makes the rules. In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it."

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered! I'm officially an addict, I experience withdrawl without them!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (For months at a time sometimes)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll neveractually address the point of it. (I do get to the point...sometimes...okay, rarely...stop looking at me like that!)

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the floor like picking lucky pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. (Nope. *completely cheerfully* Never in my life.)

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (This is my second laptop and the last keyboard...the keys kept falling off...)

Your friends and family think that you have (or should have) carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (hell no, I've seen what the drugs they get put on can do to a person)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends and family stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Or, in some cases, skipped English 101 completely because the college folks took one look at your stuff and went, "Hell, he/she doesn't need THAT." (I tested out of writing AND reading so no English classes for me except the ones I'm taking for my major. Which, um, happens to be English, Writing Concentration. Heh.)

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

I saw this thing and thought, Oooooohhhh, SURVEY! FUNTIME!

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Not even close.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? No. I don't bother hating a lot of people.

3) How many houses have you lived in? Three. Six if you count temporary residences with relatives on vacation- make that seven, forgot about the week at Aunt Antonia's and Uncle Rendaldo's when we toured Italy.

4) Favourite candy bar? Mars Bars. Klondikes can fuck themselves, but I'll write your term papers for Mars Bars. And a close second would probably be...Kit Kat.

5) Favourite shoes? None. Or sandals, when there's glass around. When shoes are absolutely necessary, I like my Shape-Ups.

6) Have you ever tripped someone? A few times. Can't really remember how but it was probably by accident.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Not a single one. Probably never will. Can't think of a song of hers that I like so no point getting a CD. *laughs* But gives me BackStreet Boys or Spice Girls and I'll take it, I could care less what the public attitude towards a group is if I like the songs, so bring it the fuck on.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Probably, but nobody can remember it, least of all me.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Stories, lots and lots of stories. They play in my head like a goddamn movie in front of my eyes whenever I'm not paying attention. Makes my chores interesting when I see two men writhing and plowing each other though, or fighting to the death, or whatever my brain came up with that day. I see a lot of Nekos.

12) Favourite genre of music? Anything I can hear and like at the same time. No specific genre. Except rap, I have yet to find one, one song of rap I have ever liked.

13) What is your zodiac sign? Pisces. I'm the fishies, call me weak and I'll go shark on your ass and eat you.

14) What time were you born? Not sure, but I was born early morning. After turning around in the womb three times. It might have been like eleven AM...maybe one...it started with at least one 1.

15) Do you like beer? Eeew. Shit tastes nasty. Some of it even smells like and tastes like burnt rubber.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yeah, like once, when I was like seven. Didn't work anyway, nobody answered.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Any of the CD's I own, I'm not embarassed of. If I didn't like the music I wouldn'tve bought the CD and if I like the music fuck the public opinion.

18) Are you sarcastic? *entirely sarcastic voice* Oh of COURSE not, I'm a little angel who just happens to run at the mouth bad enough to make fuckin' MARINES blush. I haven't got a sarcastic bone in my jaw.

19) What are your favourite colours? Red, black, bright orange, dark blue, teal. Or aqua, whatever the fuck they're calling ti these days. First it was 'teal' then it was 'seamfoam' then it was 'aqua' and what the fuck ever. I like all three. I dunno even why I started liking bright orange, it developed long after I stopped watching Naruto...

20) How many watches do you own? At a time? One. Over my lifetime? Too many to count.

21) Summer or winter? Winter. Its easier for me to overheat than to freeze. I'm a winter baby and can keep myself warm pretty easily.

23) Favourite colour to wear? Mostly black. If it's sunny I'll go for light blue.

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi is usually okay, I prefer darker sodas to white sodas. I usually drink white soda if I'm sick unless it's some good Ginger Ale.

25) What colour is your mobile phone? Silver with gray and black trim. I like silver and black and gray works fine, and besides it's a tracfone that came with double minutes for life. I'm not inclined to be terribly picky.

26) Where is your second home? I don't have one. I have three houses, all of which I consider mine equally...I suppose my college would count as a 'second' home.

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Oh yeah, mostly upside the back of the head. It's how I tell people they're being an idiot. I learned it from Gibbs on NCIS.

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Never. Not one.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Don't have one. A bedroom that is. I sleep on the couch. There's...four in the room where the couch is.

30) How many video games do you own? Give me a sec...*looks over to twenty-gallon storage tub packed with games, then large pile on the floor next to the wii, then to my DS case that's bursting* Uhm...three hundred? I've been collecting since I was...well, I shared a lot with Alex, and he was collecting Nintendo games before I was born... so around twenty-four years?

31) What was your first pet? Gussie, a Doberman Pincher, and Tasha, a red Doberman Pincher, they were both present when I was born so I have no idea which came first. Gussie acted as my pillow for the first five years of my life outside the crib though. He died...of a stroke when I was...perhaps nine or ten.

32) Ever had braces? No. I've never had any problems with my teeth.

33) Do looks matter? Maybe yes, maybe no. I prefer personality, but looks would be nice, too. It would be nice if there weren't any pot bellies involved as well.

34) Do you use chapstick? Not the brand, but a similar substance..."Rainfresh lip protectant". It works, and it smells like my favorite thing as well, mint!

35) Name 3 teachers from your Secondary school. Secondary- what the fuck? Are you shitting me? Do you mean junior high or what?! Lesse...there was Nancy... and Mike...and Curt. English, Gym, and Math teachers respectively.

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Neither! Hot Topic! Spencers! I've never been in either of those stores, you see.

37) Are you too forgiving? With very close friends, yes. With not so close friends, no. Though I can be a terrible sucker under the right circumstances.

38) How many children do you want? I want some, maybe...two or three? I want to adopt and foster some as well. The thing about fostering children is if you love them and the agency won't let you adopt, it hurt when they have to leave.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yes. Little things. Clothes are too expensive, wayyy too expensive, and most of my stuff is gotten on sale.

40) Favourite breakfast meal? Pistachio muffins. They're so good. I don't like breakfast foods in general anyway.

41) Do you own a gun? No, btu I can fire a BB gun. And a handgun that fires BBs.

42) Ever thought you were in love? Couple times. Got disappointed. Decided that love can go fuck itself unless it wants to find me first.

43) When was the last time you cried? When I rewtched Titanic. I'm terribly empathetic and even thinking of that much pain and death makes me bawl like an angry baby.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Took a bath, Rp'd with my Grimmjow, listened to some music, played Facebook games.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Olive Garden. I like me some full-size meals.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Nope! I didn't even call my mom 'mommy'.

47) Have you ever been in a castle? No, but I would like to. It would be fun.

48) Nicknames? The Crazy Bitch, The Evil One, Aizen, The Witch Who Will Hex You, Psycho...at least the more recent ones. And Silva, Silvo, Silver Eternity, you get the picture.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No. Id on't even know any weapons named Bessie or Bertha.

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Yeah. Hate the heat, love the scenery and the music in the entire area down there.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Nope. The hell is Banana Republic?

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Not really...I check Dante's RP box occasionally..

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? ...I screamed it at them once. It was funny watching them jump, trip, and fall down. Even if I had a man, I sure as hell wouldn't call him 'boo'. That's an insult. I'd probably call them 'honey' or 'love' or 'sweets'.

55) Do you own a diamond ring? Yeah, but it's way too small to fit on my finger now, I got it when I was like six.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? At this particular present moment? Yes. When I think of the coming college semester? Not so much.

57) Do you dye your hair? Never, not even a little. Want to, never got to it.

58) Does anyone like you? As far as I am aware, lot of people like me. Some of them, I'm not even aware of. Describe which like. Because general like I have lots of people, 'LIKE like' only one I know of.

59) What year were you born? 1991

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Most likely clinging to my big brother like a lamprey. I was only three, what can you expect?

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No. I would if I could find one with 'bye bye' and 'backstreet's back' on it.

62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds. They had a dollar menu and I can get full for under five dollars.

63) Do you like yourself? Mostly. I would like for my pot belly and thunder thighs and bouncy butt to disappear, but otherwise I generally like myself.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Neither at this point. They both have problems and while I lived with Dad first, he's more unstable in temprament and Mom's better now than she used to be.

65) Favourite physical feature of the preferred sex? Torsos. I love taut abs and defined pectorals with a cute little bellybutton in the middle. And sharp shoulder blades. I likey the torso.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? No. Not unless I start imagining what things could be hiding in it an think I heard something, like, say, a gunshot.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? No. I used to put it on my hands and let it dry so I could pick it off (I found it immensely amusing to do so) but never ate it.

68) Do you own a webcam? As of now, I do, but I've never used it. Never been so inclined. What goes onto the internet stays there forever.

69) Have you ever stripped? Not in FRONT of anyone...at least, not on purpose. I didn't know Mom was gunna come in!

70) Ever broke a bone? No. Sprain a few times, never broken or fractured. And I take calcium pills and drink milk and take vitamin D. I got strong bones.

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Well, I don't chat. I RP. And I do THAT a lot.

73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles. I don't even eat chips much anymore. I like Funnions more.

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? *snort* Are you fucking kiddin? I'm the Queen of Failed Relationships because they FAIL. Not because I'm any kind of goddamn heart breaker.

75) Rugrats or Doug? Doug. But I haven't seen either in many years.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Neither. Didn't like either of them when I saw them.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counsellor? I...I don't know if we even had one. If we did I probably liked her. I liked most people in authority at my high school.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? My mom. Nobody else. Well, myself, but I don't recall anyone else.

80) Do you own a car? No. Go ahead and gasp in shock! My Grama's been driving for over sisxty years and I trust her judgement that much more than mine!

81) Can you cook? Yes. I enjoy doing it when...when anyone else bothers to eat it.

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. People judging too quickly

2. Irritating fuckers who make fun of the things I like

3. People telling me what to do with my life and advising me on matter I already know how to fucking handle

83) Do you text message often? Yep. It's how a bumner of my friends check to see if I'm still breathing or not.

84) Money or love? Money gets you more than love, so money. Love, I say again, can go fuck itself.

85) Do you have any scars? Acne scars, three on my forehead (only one of which I'm aware of how i got it) various ones littering my arms and legs and belly and probably some on my back just that I've been accumulating as I live my life. I only know where some of them come from.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? A social life. I have none and rarely leave the house at all.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Hell no! My big brother used them to traumatize me! And now that I'm older I laugh hysterically at terribly inappropriate parts so most people don't want to watch 'em with me...except mom. She watches them a lot but never alone.

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships. One night stands could end up with a stalker. I've had a stalker and I've never even had a one night stand. Dunno what happened to whoever it was.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit. But I prefer any flavor of mint that's nice and strong.

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Depends on what kind. Most times, yes. Some foods cannot be considered good unless they're also greasy.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Never, not one. I dropped out of my movie phase before I was old enough to watch them.

92) Do you own a box of crayons? No, but I do own a bunch of crayons. In bags and various locations. The box died a horrible, horrible cardboard death.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Probably my Gram. No, I'm sure, it was Gram. Just this morning.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Uh, a little virtual character called the "Tortured Soul" from Dragon Quest 8. He killed me three times.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? I can't even remember. I don't even think it was a person. Maybe Di Caprio counts since I cried at his death in Titanic...?

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? I laugh so easily. It was probably something Dante said.

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? I didn't exactly fall for anyone. Mostly crushes and young love and puppy love.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Dante. She told me "hot..." so I'm presuming her air conditioner is off again.

100) Who was the last person that called you? Gram. She works as my alarm clock when she calls me in the mornings.

Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Horray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came to stop those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time” When someone walks in.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (or Twilight), who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.

~Facts~Of~Life~

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!

From Insane Demon Fox's profile:

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter

When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

He who laughs last thinks slowest

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good

I'm not as dumb as you look

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing

~Things~To~Consider~

· If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

· What disease did cured ham have?

· Why do we say we “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every hour and a half?

· Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?

· Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”?

· Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

· Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?

· When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”?

· Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

· Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass?

· If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?

· What color hair do bald men put on their driver’s license?

· How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?

· How do you throw away a garbage can?

· Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?

· When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”?

· How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

· Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

· How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?

This is Bunny.

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(O.O)
o(/_._\)o

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c( uu)

Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

On the other hand, this is Kitty.

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-V-

Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.

Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely! ( Have no idea how that qaulifies as a 'kitty'...)

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

Weird & Crazy is good. Strange & Wacked is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird & Crazy is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird & Crazy is good! If you are weird or Crzzy (maby both) and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you have ever cursed loudly and then realized that a teacher was standing nearby, copy this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a point in time where you disappeared from the fan fiction world completely for more than a week, put this in your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If there are times where you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on you profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If your are bored out of your mind copy this to your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.


Dear Sir, or Ma'am,

The majority of the Earth's human population qualifies as sheeple. Those are the people that blindly follow the will of authority figures, lacking the willpower, or possibly intelligence, to do things by themselves.
There is a simple test to check if you are one of the sheeple or not:

Imagine, if you will that you are standing on the edge of a tall cliff, with a member of higher authority, possibly a government official. He or she turns to you and tells you that if you jump off, you will be kept from dying by a network of helicopters and nets arranged to catch you. In return for trusting in his or her assurance, you will receive ten thousand dollars in compensation, as well as payment for any medical costs you may receive.

Will you:
A. Jump off, trust the official.
B. Question the official, then jump.
C. Question the official, but don't jump.
D. Don't even consider it, back away and leave.

If you, in any way shape or form, singled out a single one of the choices, likely as your answer, then you are one of the sheeple.
Why? Because for some strange reason, you decided that you should follow my directions without thinking it through first.
If you didn't actually fall for it, which I highly (and cynically) doubt, then copy and paste this into your profile with your name added on. If you decide to do so anyways, then whatever, I don't really care at this point.

Wishing you well,

jigoku no taiseu

KijoKuroi

Silver Eternity

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." (I hate to admit it but I know the song too well to stop the music from playing in my head to completion)
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. (I was too young to be romantic and I hated pink even then)
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to Australia's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" (never had any intruders, heh)
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books. (I OWN THEM!! Now if only I could get a few more, since the neighbor's kid that I babysit? She's crazy about them things and I'm afraid she'll tear the delicate binding...it's already held together by duct tape)
You remember eating Warheads.
(Warheads goddamn rule!)
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang. (I never could talk Mom into buying those...)
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! FURRY DEMONS WITH BEAKS!!!!
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

Carebears (Oh god, get them away! THERE IS A RAPE-Y BEAR THEY NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!)
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future (I would prefer to forget this thing ever existed, thank-you-very-much)
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back. (If you don't know, you don't deserve to ASK)
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Translations: Japan - English (not by me!)

Jobun = Foreword
Shô = Chapter

Ichi = One
Ni = Two
San = Three
Shi / Yon = Four
Go = Five
Roku = Six
Shichi / Nana = Seven
Hachi = Eight
Kyuu = Nine
Juu = Ten
JuuIchi = Eleven
JuuNi = Twelve
JuuSan = Thirteen
JuuShi = Fourteen
JuuGo = Fifteen
JuuRoku = Sixteen
JuuShichi = Seventeen
JuuHachi = Eighteen
JuuKyuu = Nineteen
NiJuu = Twenty

Haru = Spring
Natsu = Summer
Aki = Fall
Fuyu = Winter

Sayonara = Goodbye
Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning
Konnichi wa = Good afternoon
Konban wa = Good everning
Oyasumi nasai = Good night
Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas
Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year

Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)

Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Oh Kami = Oh God

Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...

Koibito / Amate = Lover

Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'

Koi = Love

Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart

Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)

Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'

Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom

Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)

Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)

Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)

Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)

Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'

Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'

Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle

Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin

Ossan = Old man / Mister

Onna = Woman

Gaki = Brat

-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama

-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san

-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun

-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan

-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei

-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)

-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)

-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai

-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai

And you know the scary part of this list? I already knew the meanings of over half of these words and I've never taken a class, never studied Japanese, never been to japan, and never met a Japanese person. Also, half of this I can't properly pronounce but I can spell flawlessly. *snicker*

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One shot sequel to "A Blue Consort for A Strawberry King". It's been four years, and life in Las Noches continues. Ichigo notices Grimmjow acting out of character and questions him about it. IchiGrimm, SemeUke. Mentions of mpreg. Bit of lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
All Jokes Aside by Racey reviews
Renji, the disgruntled mascot. Gin, the teasing co-worker. Throw in a dash of heat, lots of annoyance and attraction. Shake well. AU, yaoi, swearing, ONESHOT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TPP!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Renji A., G. Ichimaru - Complete
The Coat of One Color by mamuzelkittycat reviews
DoflamingoxOC. Told from the POV of someone very "close" to Doflamingo. "I used to be attached to the ass of a chicken. Yeah, a chicken's ass. And a goose. And an ostrich. And a flamingo or two."
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Doflamingo - Complete
Akatsuki's Little Blossom by Hope's Survival reviews
Sakura is injured on a mission and is found by the Akatsuki! They take her to their hideout and force her to join because of her medical skills. But the Akatsuki Sakura thought she knew were the complete opposite. What happens when war comes? SakuxDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara
Orion's Pointer by faradaywrites reviews
The Potions Master is about to meet a woman whose bite is worse than her bark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 251,523 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Severus S., OC
A Sober Discussion by Darke Angelus reviews
Antonio and Kotetsu discuss how they feel about all of the rampant fanfiction and fanart circulating the Internet, portraying the Heroes in a way that Bison wished would stop. Tiger shares a unique opinion on the issue. -One shot-
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger, Antonio L./Rock Bison - Complete
Your Every Color by RinLune reviews
Okay so you're in the middle of a forest lost from your class group with a naked blue haired forest man who is drop dead sexy. Did I forget to mention he's naked? Boyxboy/Yaoi/Slash/a bit OOC
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,023 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Time and Place by wolfdragonful reviews
Grimm's POV. Spirit guides and the Shinigami are not good at their job. How ironic.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Naturalist by Vaerin7 reviews
Ichigo has been having strange dreams of a white panther, so when the young artist learns of such a legend he goes after it. In the middle of the jungle, will he be safe from the panther god he dreams of? And what causes these dreams that draw him?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,556 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Unseen Soul by rinda reviews
A human girl discovers the truth about herself and her past. Urahara and Aizen draw her into the war between the shinigami and arrancar. Zaraki X OC, Grimmjow X OC. Coarse Language. Violence. Please Review.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 123,043 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 3/28/2008 - K. Zaraki
The Hiccups by madwriter223 reviews
Whenever Loki hiccups, he emits small uncontrollable bursts of magic, that change everything in his vicinity. Oi. HUMOR - COMPLETE-
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Loki - Complete
How Did You Get to Me? by FamousWolf reviews
Lily Grey was just an average girl living a mostly normal life. Until a horrible accident happens and she wakes up in the world of Naruto, where she finds out she has an incredible talent...she can bring her Yu-gi-Oh cards to life! A Zabuza love story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,154 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Zabuza M.
Bleach May Cry by RisingPhoenix7 reviews
Dante and some of his fellow Devil Hunters fall into another universe...the universe of Bleach.
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 130,377 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Ghostly Touch by Racey reviews
Has Ichigo's imagination run away with him, or is the intense love-making he's been experiencing real? Warning: little bit of angst. Oneshot. AU, yaoi, swearing.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,182 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Pick your Poison by GrimmUlquigrrrl reviews
Grimmjow hates having to go on missions, especially when Ulquiorra is there too. But when he pushes Ulquiorra into a poisonous tree, he has to help him get rid of the poison.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,980 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Not his usual thing by New Neon reviews
So, he had a thing for mermaids, a fetish if you will. But that didn't mean that Sanji has a thing for Zoro at all, it's just… an unfortunately overlap of a fetish. ZoSan slash
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Just Another Tuesday by The Man in the White Coat reviews
Bowser's invading and Peach is baking yet another cake. Just another Tuesday in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Bowser, Peach - Complete
Special Discount by Blue Funk reviews
Roxas blinked down at the pile. A discounted pack of lighters, condoms, and... a box of Twinkies. This guy undoubtedly had excellent taste. [AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,824 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Roxas, Axel
Visits from an Incubus by SomniPhobic reviews
Thoroughly exhausted, all Ichigo wants is a good night's sleep. It's just too bad that he's caught the attention of a hungry lust-demon... Incubus!Grimmjow x Human!Ichigo / GrimmIchi. AU; yaoi; lime & lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
That Evil Yarn! by Crayola Emoticon reviews
What happens when yarn lands on Grimmjow's head? Rated T for one bad word.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Crush: Uke Ichigo Collection by BonneNuit reviews
Ch 85: KenpachixIchigo This is a collection of Ichigo yaoi ficlets that are one to three chapters long each. No underage readers. Just because Ichigo is 'uke' doesn't mean he's weak or submissive- and yes, I will continue posting here.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 236,294 - Reviews: 3964 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
Gratitude by BleedingSapphireShadows reviews
All this time we thought he was dead, but when the cat comes back with some very important news for Ichigo and a serious attitude change, how will our resident shinigami feel about letting the blue-haired Espada stay with him for good? FINISHED ONESHOT!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
You Disrupt Me by N. Hubris reviews
She didn't even do anything! She was nobody! So why were the Genei Ryodan and some crazy city villain after her? She knew one thing, though. If not for Hisoka's abnormal attraction towards her weak and accident-prone self, she'd be dead by now. HisokaxOC.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 140,772 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Hisoka, Kurapika K. - Complete
Thank You by Desperatembrace reviews
Ichigo is cursed, doomed to walk the earth forever. When he comes across Grimmjow, a young kid wrapped up in the wrong crowd in the modern setting, he can't help but interfere. AU; Oneshot; Warning: Violence, language
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,907 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Shadow Child by Idge reviews
In a life changing turn of events, Link has only one person to rely on... And that's not exactly his best friend. Can Dark really help Link through this mess? Link x Dark Mpreg COMPLETE UPDATE:Being rewritten.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,738 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Link, Dark Link - Complete
Crashing Into You by Kyra4 reviews
Oh, just your basic J/G angsty, rocky romance fic ; Now COMPLETE! "She wanted to let go; to let herself drift away. And true to form, if it was something she wanted, Gunther was bound and determined to thwart it. Typical."
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,384 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Jane T., Gunther B. - Complete
Pisses me off by Atrusa Solaris reviews
Crossover fic! when Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham and crew are pitched headfirst into a vortex, everyone gets seperated in the Naruto world. Now Jeff needs to find them before hell breaks loose. Psht, Yeah Right! Totally redone. Naru/Hina Saku/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,564 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
To Tame A Werewolf by Laiyokii reviews
Zabuza Momochi leads an ordinary life, full of blood, ninjaying and corruption. But werewolves and orphans with incredible abilities just won't leave him alone, and now theres also this ominous, Energy devouring forest to escape... Its a busy life indeed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,153 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Zabuza M., Haku
Catch a Falling Star by Kogoma10 reviews
Before she died, life was hell. When she died, death was fun. When she became a soul reaper... she found love. rated for blood and language it probably should be M but...no. Kenpachi/OC, filled with cute cluelessness and abit of Ikkaku/Nemu, plz R&R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,796 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/14/2008 - K. Zaraki
One Last Try by Ellyanah reviews
25 years after Voldemort's demise,the world is not in a good shape, nor is Harry and his friends. Realising that they had put trust in the wrong hands and ideals, they send their souls to their 11 year old bodies, their one last try at happiness. HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,057 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Lion and the Panther: Drabbles by FlyinGShadoW1314 reviews
YAOI/SHONEN-AI: 100 Themes Challenge featuring one of my favorite pairings: GrimmIchi. 100 drabbles in 100 days. :3 IchiGrimm in the last chapter as a request from my 100th reviewer.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,488 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Strawberry Bad Boy by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Ichigo is a premed student with an interesting night job: Stripper at a gay bar. Grimmjow sees something he wants and will do whatever he has to to have it. A lewd proposition he can't refuse, but just how far will it go? AU, Yaoi, slight OOC.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 240,196 - Reviews: 2351 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Memories by StarkBlack reviews
AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a friend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, severe angst.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,845 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
New Moon by Pantera-33 reviews
What if Orihime wasn’t the only one Aizen captured? Orihime & Tsukiko are being held captive in Hueco Mundo and Ulquiorra & Grimmjow have been given the task to be their guardians. Easy job? Not if the love has anything to do with it. GrimmXOC UlquiXOrihi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,967 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
The Nature of Black by AllBlueChaser reviews
Zoro could always see the threads of emotion connecting people but not until he saw Sanjis did he care. A San/Zo thing I did for 30 piece over on LJ. I will get the rest of them up soon but figured the ones near a 1,000 words could get their own entry.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sanji, Zoro
It's That Time by elvenarchress reviews
AU: gender reversed!Straw Hats When it's that time of the month, a new Marine recruit learns just why they should stay far, far away...Full List UP!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Straw Hats P., Luffy - Complete
The Ribbon Waltz by Virgins-and-Surgeons reviews
Sometimes, I wonder why I get out of bed in the morning." Inju, just a thug that got herself caught in the clutches of a possessive and often moderately abusive Sexta. Can't say that she can complain; nothing like meeting the male version of yourself.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,412 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Grimmjow J.
Farore's Wind by StormWolf9 reviews
Adri thought she was a normal girl, until a goddess she didn't know chose her to be her champion. Now she must aid the Hero of Twilight to save a land she doesn't belong in. Will she be able to summon the courage and beast within to save Hyrule? Or fail?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,537 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008
8675309 Renji For a Good Time Call by DrabbleandFluff reviews
Renji is a part time phone sex operator, Byakuya is a high powered CEO, mostly alone in a foreign country... their lines cross.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,806 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Six ways to say their names by errihu reviews
Grimmjow, Orihime, Ichigo. An unexpected development in their familiar dynamic changes their whole lives. How did this come to pass? Warning - lemons, GrimmxHimexIchigo and GrimmxIchigoxHime.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Cards by quixotomy reviews
Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 129 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Their Phoenix by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. AU from chapter 32 of DH. Harry saves both Snape and Draco in the Shrieking Shack, and bonds them to him, accidentally. He's determined to ignore it. Circumstances may not let him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,588 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fangrlz by Destiny's Hand reviews
Five ordinary high school girls are thrown into the Naurto world and paired with characters they either like . . . or hate. Can they learn to survive in a world of ninja? Can they ever get home? Do they even want to leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 130,152 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Blessed Victory by Minishini reviews
Nanashi Katsue was living a wonderfully comfortable life in Sereitei, setting broken limbs and putting sick Shinigami right. That is, until the day Captain Zaraki Kenpachi waltzed in to her clinic. Zaraki x OC
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,985 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - K. Zaraki
Ma Fraise by RamecupMiso reviews
All Ichigo ever wanted was a date for the weekend and to get away from his older brother but oh no his older brother needed to step in and drag Ichigo to hang out with him& his friends but Ichigo never thought that this weekend he would meet him..R&R
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Dealing in Heylin by CrystallicSky reviews
In which Chase Young discovers a rather changed Jack Spicer and likes what he sees. CHACK, ONESHOT, GIFTFIC FOR SILVARBELLE
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Seconds by zfirze reviews
Grimmjow breathed into Ichigo’s ears, “You see, I don’t take seconds,” - AU, GrimmIchi, twoshots
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,169 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
L'ange et le Démon by Peter is Pan reviews
He lost his brother's football by throwing it into the window of the haunted house at the end of the street. He has been locked inside by his brother and his friends. What is a poor, frightened teen to do? Grimmichi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Through the Shadow by kurosora1984 reviews
A centuries-old curse. A lonely King. A chosen sacrifice. When fate spins death, only the heart given in love can save them, bringing them through the shadow. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,513 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Last Bearers by thegreatwhitewolf reviews
Formerly IdentityAxel is cold and uncaring. He wants nothing to do with his future mate, Roxas. But when other men start targeting him, unable to control their lust, he knows he must stake his claim or risk losing Roxas forever. Yaoi. mpreg. AkuRoku Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,175 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Partner For Life by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Hidan gets around, and everyone in the Akatsuki knows it. Most of them have been with him, but the one person Hidan can't seduce turns out to be the one he wants more than anything... KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Love Bites by Ms-Figg reviews
A vampire Queen doesn't just want a little bite of Snape - she wants him to be her king. Can Hogwarts' new healer save him from that fate before he fully turns? Introducing Adam Sweetmeats. Action, Adventure, Pee-your- pants humor, lemons and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 95,779 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tampon Remover by Hot-Gothics reviews
A small party, drunk friends, and jokes. Ichigo has a small fantasy. Horrid summery Sorry. GrimmIchi, IkkaYumi, ByakuRen, & ShuuIzu
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Wrong Number by StarkBlack reviews
Zoro dials a wrong number trying to get a hold of his friend, but it turns out to be kind of awesome.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Secret Lovers by Tempest78 reviews
Secret lovers by night, only to realize they are enemies by day. Their one night of passion soon blossoms into something neither ever expected. Ban/Kag FE.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,349 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bankotsu, Kagome H. - Complete
Your Partner by ElfMaidenOfLight reviews
Once again it is time for the annual Ball. No excuses, Jane has to go, and she must dress the part. Unexpectedly, the Princess falls ill and needs her mother. Who will be the couple to ceremoniously begin the festivities, if not the King and his wife?
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Quantum Collisions by V.Raptor reviews
The seemingly random collision of two people can lead to interesting results. What exactly the results are, depends on the parties involved. Modern AU, Zoro x Sanji
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,286 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Zoro, Sanji
Fantasies Impromptu, Opus 6 by morning-in-mei reviews
Every day, Grimmjow walks into class with an outrageous new personality, accessories included. Funny thing is, Ichigo seems to be the only one who notices. IchiGrimm, crack oneshot, and lots of footnotes. A frivolous emulation of Terry Pratchett's style.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
A Broken Silence by Reverberating Winds reviews
Orihime feels forlorn and lifeless, drained. Ulquiorra wants to find out what's making her so sad. He gets under her skin and attempts to make her feel better. Will something else happen? UlquiHime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,875 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Shadow of Darkness by naioka1992 reviews
When the Gods plan a destiny as elaborate as Yami’s and Bakura’s, they send souls to safeguard them. Now they are threatened to be torn away from them after 5 thousand years...What then? Starts in Egypt ends in Domino. YamixOC or AtemxOC and BakuraxOC
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Atem, Thief Bakura
Wanderer of the Sand by SkywardShadow reviews
Shara left Sunagakure years ago, and is now a rogue ninja. When she decides to test her limits by entering the Chunin Exams, though, she gets more chaos, flashbacks, and confusion than she bargained for. Eventual GaaraxOC. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 59,421 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Small Town Winter by MidnightAria reviews
Small town's are dead boring in the winter. At least that's what Roxas thinks. And then Axel moves in. Akuroku, Zemyx, Cleon, Soriku, and many more random crack pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,814 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Roxas, Axel
Incendiary Relations by GreyLiliy reviews
Kimblee discovers the benefits of having a drinking buddy, but what happens when it starts going farther? Kimblee x Archer
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,870 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Kimbley, F. Archer - Complete
Letters to Mine Enemy by FrostedMidnight reviews
What does one do when forbidden to write to one's friends? Why, write to thier enemies instead of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Man in Your Bed by Valtiatar reviews
If you are drunk, be sure not to mention anything about beef. Seriously. Unexpected things might follow. At least try to make sure you are molesting the right person...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Sesshomaru, Miroku - Complete
Just the Music by Ruyu-san reviews
Ichigo and Hichigo learn how to listen to the music and maybe how to listen to each other.Yaoi,anal,OOC,songfic, Complete!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,222 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Ripped Her Heart Out Right Before Her Eyes by Vanilla Wafer reviews
The war in Hueco Mundo is over, and only one survivor is left, Grimmjow Jaggerjack, Soul Society plans to execute him but what happens when a substitute Shinigami intervenes and turns him into a human! Grimmjow x OC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 106,149 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
I Want a New Life! by Sasuke Zilverwing reviews
Kira Karazane had everything: money, good friends, the latest fashions, and a great life. But the one thing she didn’t have is what everyone wants: LOVE. Full summary inside and COMPLETE!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,258 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Twisted Hearts by Eternal fire1 reviews
“Marry me.” Kagome's eyes widened. “I…I don’t love you.” She said weakly. If Sesshoumaru could have laughed, he would have. “Stupid miko.” He said. “This is not about love. This is merely business. SessKag SM IK The rating is only for the ending
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,384 - Reviews: 3601 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Teenage Wasteland by Pollux Unbound reviews
Ichigo transfers to an all-boys' school and gets acquainted with all sorts of teenagers, including one with whom he ultimately falls in love. For Grimmjow happens to be the most popular jock in school, while Ichigo is just your typical teen. AU GrimmIchi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,241 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Die Hohlen Kosten des Lebens by SugarBeatAngel reviews
Demyx is a jew living in Krakow Poland during WWII. Xigbar is a Nazi Brigade leader occupying the city. A chance encounter leads the two into an unexpected friendship and possibly more as they learn they're not as different as they once thought. COMPLETE!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,195 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Jak 2: Teenagers In Haven City by KotoriRod reviews
On September 15th, I had a sleepover with three friends of mine, Michelle, Annie and Neko. Full summary inside. What do you think four sohpmore girls could do? Events are different from the game so just go with the flow.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 169,615 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Jak M., Daxter - Complete
Eternal Youth by Red Lioness reviews
Chase Young is reduced to a powerless child by a strange spell and ends up in the care of Jack Spicer. I've seen this concept countless times and figured: One more can't hurt! Rated 'T' for naughty words, sexual references and violence in later chapters
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,187 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Jack, Chase - Complete
Sound by She-bop reviews
yaoi : more Grimm x Ulqui smut but first chap is mostly build up. Ulquiorra hears Grimmjaw making a strange sound in his sleep and decides to investigate. I think it's done now...unless I can think of something else...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Morbid Curiosity by Maahiyum reviews
Sakura has seen every medical feat, but there is one person who still confuses her because his immortality doesn’t make any sense. Sakura sets to find out his secrets and a way to protect Naruto. Disembodied heads, Awkward moments, and ...Romance? HidaSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,830 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Self by YasashiiKawa reviews
Ichigo shares some one-on-one time with his Hollow self.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Playing House by Checkerboards reviews
The sequel to 'Homesick'. Thanksgiving is a time for family togetherness. But how do you tell your family that your new job is henching for the Riddler?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,713 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
The Stealing of Souls by Nenagh24 reviews
The Earl of the Millennium has been stealing souls right out from under the noses of the Shinigami in Soul Society. What happens when he recieves one that is too old, too powerful... and from the other side? Bleach/D.Gray-Man Crossover. Mild Language
Crossover - Bleach & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Grimmjow J., Millenium Earl - Complete
A Shinigami Valentine by rinda reviews
The Shinigami Women's Association decide to play matchmaker for Valentine's Day! Zaraki x OC. Lemon/Sexual Situations/Hard Smut. Coarse Language. Violence. Over 18's only. Please Review. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 91,037 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Second chance to Love by Renegadecat reviews
A Xigbar/Demyx fanfiction that takes place after KH2 has been completed. Demyx travels through many different worlds attempting to return his one true loves' memories of him. But a more sinister energy may be at work. Will Demyx & his love ever catch a br
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,424 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Cherry Wine by WiseAbsol reviews
On the eve of the New Year, Mewtwo and Sabrina meet and find their own way to celebrate.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,048 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Mewtwo, Sabrina/Natsume - Complete
Darkness Fades by Darth Melly reviews
Jak II AU A twist of fate, and time, tore two people from their separate worlds. As each tries to find the way home, will they come to find that leaving each other will be too hard? Can they find a way to fight the darkness standing between them? FIN!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,584 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Jak M. - Complete
Birthday Booty by Pure and Innocent reviews
Fuu has a suprise for Mugen on his 21st birthday. Hmmm I wonder what it could be. hehehehe MUFU LEMON
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,454 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
One is Too Many by TrulyWished reviews
Kira learns the addictive qualities of kisses and his own strength. KiraIkkaku of course, so yaoi, and it's a repost of an aff story, so lemons, language, the whole run. And we're COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,372 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Ikkaku M., I. Kira - Complete
In Dreams by SinisterBug reviews
AU, ZoSan. Chronicles the story of Zoro and Sanji as French noblemen in the 1700's. Romance, sap, angst, yaoi. COMPLETE.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,116 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Guardian Demon by WiseAbsol reviews
"She was chained to a radiator and pregnant. I was the local entertainment for the increasingly popular 'demon hunts.' The problem was, she'd once been the entertainment too." In short, an Orre-wandering Mewtwo manages to save a life, but not necessarily the life he'd intended to. Loosely based on a ghost story.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Mewtwo - Complete
Chocociology by fxkoala reviews
Alternate Universe of CatCF movie in which Mister Willy Wonka never held his Golden Ticket contest. A very ordinary and usual boy bumps into a very extraordinary and unusual man.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 147,634 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/6/2005
Love Like Winter, Set Aflame by literary license reviews
Axel attends a boarding school for delinquents. Roxas is the new kid and no one knows why he's here. The pyro and the mystery share a room. What wonders will unfold? Side pairing's : DemyxZexion...SoRiku...lot of angsty Roxas...XP
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,155 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Pretty flower by angelgurl079 reviews
TobixSakura. Why are you crying? Your not lost are you? Tobi can help you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,999 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
KISAME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Acatsuki by Darkkinkachu reviews
Sir Leader gets fed up with Akatsukis inabilaty to catch the ninetailes. He does something awful to his underlines and some how Haruno Sakura has been dragged into it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Tease by paintthesilence reviews
Axel goes for a third attempt at Junior year, Roxas learns to kiss, Sora likes ladybugs and Riku is sexually frustrated. AU, rated M for language, yaoi, lemonlime in later chapters. [AkuRoku][RikuSora][Zemyx][LeonCloud]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 141,770 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
What I Want by ccpopstar reviews
Captain Kenpachi Zaraki didn't realize his new recruit would be so difficult to deal with. But he's the kind of guy who likes difficult things. Kenpachi x OC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,435 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Ransome for a videogame hottie by Gothicjak reviews
Kitty Shadow is the only girl in her 8th grade class that has never been kissed. Until her 15th birthday when her friend Ayaka gives her a Special night boyfriend doll... which comes with some easy directions choose a soul to inhabit the body.Finished!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Jak M. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3743 - Favs: 4,946 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Liaison by Hyou-kun reviews
Takes place after the Arrancar arc in the manga. A relationship that was created during the 'war' is destroyed. [Ichigo x Hollow Ichigo] Rated for large amount of cursing, mild lemon, character deathangst, and live dissection. [Complete]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,492 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
The Lightning That Thunders by Sapphirina reviews
When her love, Kimblee, died, Naminé thought that part of her life was over. Till he returns...or someone who looks a lot like him and has been looking for her. He proves to be a danger to Naminé and the people closest to her. But is he even human? R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,208 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Kimbley - Complete
Before the Heist by Twinings reviews
The Riddler prepares for a good night's work. Someone is worried about him.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
Brain Over Brawn by Ochita reviews
A 17 year old physicist child prodigy from America winds up on a certain Taiyokai's land. But how can Sesshomaru kill her when she keeps outsmarting him? SesshomaruXoc. Poor Sesshomaru...Chapter10 is up
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,224 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Sesshomaru
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 170 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
On God's Left Hand by Lovely-Viper-Venom reviews
Chapter 46 is up! Skey is Anderson's student. Maxwell has little regard for her because of how Anderson found her. But when she becomes a fullfledged paladin, many other surprises are in store besides Maxwell's scoldings...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 107,854 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 6/29/2005
Coming to Terms by Tiger Timberwolf reviews
What might happen if Seras had found a wounded Alexander Anderson after the battle with Incognito? Can an understanding ever be reached? SerasAnderson, set after Episode 13 Epilogue up, COMPLETE!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,122 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Complete
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The Demon Kings reviews
A pleasant Samhain to one and to all, come join us within the glorious Fall, and watch as the First gives off a prayer, and is met by one who rules in the air. The second, you'll see, is a treacherous one, when an ally of his joins in on the fun. The third is a pair that were already together...The last is alone...Warnings inside, be sure to read 'em!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,180 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Grimmjow J., Dark Ichigo
To the Readers
I call it an announcement but it's really more of a one-shot. Like a really long Omake detailing a joint account with my fellow authoress, partner in crime, the lovely Niji Iscariot (formerly Nexy Hatch). Or, if you're lazy, the name of our joint 'count is SilverRainbowSix here on ff. Do enjoy.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,624 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Bleach - Complete
All The Right Hormones,All The Wrong Times reviews
Mayuri and his experiments! When will he ever learn? With Ichigo as a hybrid and Grimmjow's nature complementing Ichigo's new one,what sort of trouble will get stirred up by the Arrancar and Viziard?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,124 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Switch reviews
Inspired by a picture of the same name on y-gallery, when I made a comment about wanting to write the reply was "DO IT." So...well, I obeyed that order. Enjoy?
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Artists V Whores reviews
It's completely out of left field, look in side for more details since these summaries need to be rated G and I'm not sure which words count as 'teen' or 'mature'. It's a battle royale, Fangirl Authoress style!
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011
Akatsuki Kittens reviews
I was reading a story called "Acatsuki",and it inspired me towards some Akatsuki teasing by making them cats and subjecting them to their own personal "adventure" as kittens for an indeterminable time. Rated MA for my and Hidan's mouth,and adult themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 7/30/2008
A Hollow Family reviews
A prize request for my lovely Pyro D, who gave me my theme and loosed the reins of my wild horse of an imagination. Do enjoy, darlings!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
100 Prompt Challenge GrimmIchi reviews
Still tryin'a get over that writer's block, sooooo prompts it is! Enjoy.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,285 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Heels reviews
This is the KiddLaw one I've been working on for like a month, finished it last night but couldn't post until today. Feerl, you especially ENJOY MY DARLINGS
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,060 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2012 - E. Kidd, T. Law - Complete
Gender Bending Bleach reviews
I'm afraid this is entirely due to a picture...inspired by my conversation with the artist...and yes, there WILL be future installments...rated for language and violence and the implications all over my writing. *grin* First chapter's main focus is Gin!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2012 - G. Ichimaru
Morning After reviews
This is totally what happened directly following Gambling On Affection. ...I STILL REGRET NOTHINNNGGGGGGG
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Crocodile, Doflamingo - Complete
Gambling On Affection reviews
Uhhhh...the result of livestreaming with friends just as crazy as me with my new favorite OP pairing...which would be DonflamingoXCrocodile...uhm... I REGRET NOTTTHIINNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Crocodile, Doflamingo - Complete
Halloween Gift for Lovechan reviews
Seme!Ichi has struck, and chosen out delightful Hichi as his uke...on request of Love-chan, I have written the encounter that followed. 18 only, please, anyone underage and anyone who does not like yaoi, STEER CLEAR!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Stone and Stars reviews
Based very loosely on a Greek myth, the name of which is "Pygmalion"-in the Ovid-an extremely skilled sculptor makes a rather large mistake- he falls in love with his best, most lifelike statue. It seems hopeless for him- wait, WHAT did Aphrodite do?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
So You Want To Own A CHIBI reviews
Fun little work inspired by CrunchySalad on and Feerl on DA, written since Feerl gave me a gift and CrunchySalad gave me permission. Most definitely NOT for kiddies.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Love Letters reviews
Scribe Ichigo hadn't been expecting to be commissioned by a Baron, but he couldn't honestly say he was complaining...M for language and racial slur
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,593 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Giddy On Up, Baby reviews
Ichigo and Renji have been together for two years, but tonight something is wrong. And how does Grimmjow factor in? SONGFIC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Music Drabble Challenge: GrimmIchi reviews
to try and get over my writer's block, I'm trying the ten-drabble music challenge with my favorite characters and pairings. Enjoy the fruits of my twisted labor.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Bakura's Reintroduction
Bakura had always been in Silva's house, unable to leave his Master's side due to a spell gone wrong; he's not been among the Favoured in YEARS,not seen even near her for an unprecedented amount of time. What will he do to correct this situation?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Thief Bakura - Complete
Silvas Misadventures in Bleach! reviews
Not for young audiences. Silva,great Goddess of the Underworld,has lost her powers and is stuck in the Bleach Universe! How much will she alter the story,and,more importantly,can she fix it before she leaves? Rated for foulmouths and adult themes later.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,835 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Kimbley, Grimmjow J.
Creators Adventure reviews
It seems our everyday average writer Natalie has a special power- whatever she writes comes true! Aizen's learned of her powers the hard way and sent someone to retrieve her....but I doubt it will go according to plan knowing her.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Grimmjow J.
Laptop Retrieval reviews
Dark LORDS Silva's at it again! She needs to get her laptop back,but she's too busy so she sends a Summoned Clone- but what's this? Now there's TWO of them in the same universe? Sounds like trouble to ME....rated M just to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Random Fandom OneShot reviews
Silva's back,fools,and guess what? She's got her laptop and lends it to to Hidan and Kakuzu! Dark Lords, what is she up to this time? "This,boys,is what is referred to as "KakuHida doujinshi." rated for Hidan's and Silva's mouth
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Not Alone
I had a plot bunny and didn't want to turn it into a story. So you got this lame little one-shot instead.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Suikotsu - Complete
What happens when Vergil goes to a BAR? oneshot reviews
I got bored and had recently played Devil May Cry 3,so I asked myself,"what would happen if Dante and Vergil went out drinking?" And BAM! I got this pathetic little attempt at a story.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete