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Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, and Total Drama series.
Hey! my name is 'noneofyourbusiness'. Nice to meet u! Okay so i am american but live in japan, but dont quizing me on japanese (hey im still learning!) also i LoVe:
Ouran High School Host Club
As the Death God Dictates
You're my Girlfriend
Daa! Daa! Daa!
Dear School Gang Leader
Bokura Ga Ita (We were there)
Fall in Love like a Comic
and many more of which i cant remember..
age: like im gonna tell u.
appearance: long black and silver hair in two curly poofy buns, red eyes, white skin, white school blouse with black lace entwined, poofy black skirt (reaches lower thighs), black combat boots, and a voodoo doll that i always carry around.
Ok. Ive got to say that Stranded with Idiots by RedLotusNin is the best fanfic of all time. It pawns.
Fav movies/shows: TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!, Doctor Who, America's got talent, Saw 1 2 3 4, Meet Dave, and lots of others.
Fav games: Sims 2, gaia (Broken_Blossom), and racing games (PS3)
im straight, hate kikyo >:D, am VERY cranky when tired, and sleep in till 1-2 pm. so BACK OFF. also i stay up till 6 am reading fanfic... -_-' pathetic i know. I hate it when there's about 40 chapters in a story and the ppl finally get together in the last fricken chapter and basically the only thing they do is deny they love eachother for the last fricken 39 chapters. I also hate when people make up a character and couple them up with people in the anime. It's ok if the OC dies. But when you cross over animes, plz stick with the original anime couples! I FRICKING LOVE TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND! And also...you don't want to go into my room...(not that u evr could)...i hav warning signs on my door saying 'THIS ROOM UNFIT FOR HUMAN HABITATION'. Poor Kisame...went in there last week and hasn't come out since...i only found Samahada...TT_TT
Fav Vampire Knight:
YuuZero (switched earlier but was too lazy 2 fix it)
Inukag (ALL THE WAY BABY)
Sesskagura (weird i know)
any other than kagome/Inuyasha
any other than Inuyasha/Kagome
Inukik (MY EYES!)
Itatema (IT COULD HAPPEN!)
Ok. im going to say that if anyone who has the nerve to question the Inukag coupling, plz feel free to ask me. I will summon all my knowledge as to why Inuyasha and Kagome belong together. Also, same goes for Sasusaku.
My favorite line ever is:
RUN LIKE HELL!
ppl who piss me off
ppl who make fun of anime
ppl who don't lik Inukag & Sasusaku & Trentgwen (personally, i dont give a shit about other couples besides these 3)
taxes (not that i hav 2 pay them XD)
ppl who can't get over themselves
worthless over-priced shit
Kikyou, Hojo, Karin, Lee, and Cody (seriously, get a life. THEY. DON'T. LIKE. YOU.)
ppl who dont review (JK)
Inukag & Sasusaku & Trentgwen
Jeff Dunham (Achmed and Walter)
Sims 2 IKEA
my brother (sometimes)
ppl who review
cussing ppl out XD
Skillet, Three Days Grace, Within Temptation, Linkin Park, and all that good shit.
ppl who get out of my face
and, of course, FANFICTION.NET!
My account on Photobucket: Bye_Bye_02 Deviantart: ShudderTheKitsune Gaiaonline: Broken_Blossom Youtube: WhisperingStrings2
A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
DON'T DO IT;
I went to a birthday party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink at all,
So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't choose to drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and,
Your advice to me was right,
As the party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my own car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
Never knowing what was coming,
Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.
My own blood is all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
That I would have to die.
So why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom and dad had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say,
I love you and good-bye.
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!
THE NARUTARD SURVEY: NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Tenten, Sasuke, Shikamaru
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Sasusaku, Nejiten, ShikaIno, Naruhina
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? neither, they're both not me >p
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No, but me and my best friend are going to once we buy costumes! :D
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: 12 Naruto posters, a naruto calender, Naruto school supplies
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Hell Yea!! Sasuke or Lee! :D
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? Naruhina
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUSAKU! Anyone who disses them has to go through me!
9. Which team is your favorite? TEAM GAI, OF COURSE!!
10. Do you support the obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? Yes, and he is also Madara Uchiha!...oops.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? OF COURSE, YOU BASTARDS!
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara, dude. God, I love him.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? PRO, MAN! AND YOU WOULD BE EMO TOO IF YOUR BROTHER KILLED YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AND THEN SAW HIM DOING IT!! GOD, YOU PPL ARE STUPID!
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Mostly, yes.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? ...of what? the manga? yep!
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Dude, anyone with eyes could see that. BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM TOTAL AWSOMENESS!
17. Sub or dub? dub
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? I will die the day I start hating her.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny!
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? uh, DUH!
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? OMG! HE IS A SEXY BEAST IN MY OPINION! but he acts dumb sometimes - -'
22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Do you even need to ask? OROCHIMARU!
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? HE IS MADE OF PURE AWSOMENESS NO MATTER WHAT YOU BITCHES SAY!
24. Which character would be best OOC? Shit, you guys are totally clueless. SHINO!!
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? You wouldn't even be on my profile if I didn't, would you?
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Uh-huh! i have...you can count them yourselves, you lazy bums!
27. Do you like lemons? Sick, twisted, perverted, digusting, lonely ppl who write those disgust me. Now ask me that again.
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My parents are hopeless when it comes to Naruto. I can't even count how many times I've tried to explain it to them.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? The what?
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? HELL YES! FRICKIN' HILARIOUS!
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Ohhhhhhh, yeeaaa...about 3-4 ppl.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? YEA! THAT'S HAPPENED THREE TIMES!
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'? NO, my teachers only think it's my own doodle drawing, but they like them!
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? ...i am going to have to say yes...>.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? ...not really...
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I would burn Jaraiya alive before he let ANYONE read that thing.
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? FUCK NO!
38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery: I can't count how many but I'd say over about 50...seriously, no joke.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Um...IM A SASUKE-FAN BUT IM SORRY, HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL!
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? WHAT? IS IT BAD I DO?! HUH?!
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Dude, Naruto is the best fucking thing that ever happened to me...Besides being born, of course.
fav Naruto character...
this is what my character looks like...
don't know why but i like it...
this is my favorite couple...
(you can tell i dont like kikyo)
You'll survive through 65 of the movie!
Halfway through the movie, you get bitten and die of bloodloss. You were halfway to surviving... So close, yet so far.
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If you KNOW theres a voice in you head and its real, copy and paste this onto your profile
If your friends think your weird, copy and paste this onto your profile
Things to do in Wal-Mart:
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!'
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile
If you've ever met a person who doesn't know what 1+1 is (being completely serious), copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
If your unpopular and had a a friend who's popular and you aren't friends anymore post this on your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS!!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you plan to not loose your virginity until you are married, copy and paste this into your profile.
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you plan to not loose your virginity until you are married, copy and paste this into your profile.
A funny line by RedLotusNin:
Little did our Shikamaru know that he was laughing evilly out loud. Ino eyes widened. Everyone stared dumbfounded at the boy who thought it was hard work to move a pencil but could laugh evilly for no reason at all. Shikamaru opened his eyes to notice everyone staring at him and his fists were high in the air. Shikamaru slowly put his hands in the pocket and kicked the dirt, quite embarrassed. Everyone slowly started a nervous conversation.
“That was just...creepy...” Ino said to Sakura and Hinata.
“Maybe you hit him too hard...” murmured Hinata.
“Dang Ino, your man is creepy...” Sakura said Ino glared at her, Ino cracked her knuckles and punched her open palm. Sakura stared, wide eyed. Sakura was going to say she didn't mean to say Shikamaru was her man but was interrupted when someone hugged her and lifted her up. Sakura screamed.
“Wow Sakura, your man is the one who's creepy...” said Ino smirking. Sakura looked down to see Lee hugging her, her green eyes widened completely. She screamed.
“LET GO!” Lee stopped hugging her and put her down, Sakura fell and was laying on the floor breathing heavily. Hinata, Lee and Ino looked at her to see if she was okay. Sakura's face was paled like she just saw death, and in a way...she sort of did...
“It's bad enough we got shipwrecked, but you do NOT have to rub it in with your stupid remarks dobe...” said Sasuke coldly.
“SHUT UP SASUKE!” screamed Naruto, Sasuke growled.
“Guys, stop, we just got shipwrecked, it does not make it any better if you argue, and it’s actually quite annoying...” she said angrily.
“Quiet Sakura, I got to kick Sasuke's ass!” shouted Naruto in Sasuke's face.
“I always thought my only goal was to kill Itachi, but now at this very moment, it's to kill you...” growled Sasuke, Sakura stayed quiet, making fists.
“I thought I said to be quiet...” she muttered, VERY annoyed.
“HOW WILL YOU KILL ME IF I CAN KICK YOUR ASS?” yelled Naruto, Sakura's knuckles went white.
“Naruto, it's not good to lie...” growled Sasuke smirking, Sakura put on a fake smile.
“WE'LL SEE WHO'S STRONGER SASUKE, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!” Naruto and Sasuke glared at each other, Sakura had enough.
“SHUT THE HELL UP! I AM SHIPWRECKED ON AN ISLAND, GOT IN A FIGHT WITH MY BEST FRIEND, I'M STUCK WITH AN IDIOT AND A COLD HEARTED BASTARD, WE ARE A MILLION MILES AWAY FROM NOWHERE, AND I HAVE MY PERIOD, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP SO WE CAN FIND SOME FOOD AND SHELTER! AND IF I HEAR ONE WORD OUT OF YOUR BIG MOUTHS, I WILL KILL YOU ALL! YOU MAY THINK I'M WEAK, BUT WHEN I'M PISSED OFF, IT WILL GET UGLY!” she screamed, Naruto and Sasuke hugged each other in fear of Sakura, they heard Sakura scream before, but not like this, she could have scared the shit out of Itachi and Gaara with the way she screamed, Naruto thought he was going to cry...Sakura turned on her heel and stomped forward.
“Maybe she won't notice we didn't follow her...” whispered Naruto to Sasuke, Sasuke slowly nodded.
“FOLLOW!” she demanded. Naruto and Sasuke ran over to her before they got killed.
And over at Kakashi’s house…
“Oh my god…” said Kakashi. He and the rest of the adults stared wide eyed at the television.
But suddenly, Sakura started dancing. Everyone looked at her in confusion.
“Sakura? Why are you dancing?” asked Tenten, who was no longer on Neji's back—which Neji made sure to thank the heavens for.
“I DON'T KNOW!”
“Well that's a stupid exc—“but Naruto was interrupted when Shikamaru started jumping up and down.
“OHMYGOD! SHIKAMARU MOVED!” everyone screamed in unison. Shikamaru glared at all of them. But then, Gaara started skipping around all over the place.
“HOLY CRAP!” everyone screamed.
My fav sayings and quotes:
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poisen your coffee." "Ma'am, if I was your husband, I would drink it!" - Home Improvement
"Flip your hair." "What?" "Flip. Your God damn, hair." - Charlie's Angels
"Now who the hell are you?" Inuyasha: "None of your business. Now shut up and crawl back in your grave." - Inuyasha
"SWEET MOTHER OF CRAP!" - unknown
"I don't want mediation, I want ass-kicking!" - George Lopez
Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
Sarcasm is one more service I offer
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
"when life gives you lemons, sequeeze them in other peoples eyes, watch, then run for your damn life"
"if we all lived underwater we would be giant raisons"
"Just imagine the crowd naked."
"Right, bad idea." - Raise your voice
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak,
The Astrology Nerd,
piratesswriter/fairy to be,
The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,
- Pick your birth month.
Here's mine XD
RaNdOmNeSs(something new every day)
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Sierra
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
Midnight Blue Root Beer
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
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