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A Brother to Basilisks by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU of PoA. Eventual HPDM slash. Harry wakes in the night to a voice calling him from somewhere in the castle. He follows it- and everything changes. Updated every Friday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 130,603 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 7h - Published: 10/10/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Albus D.
Nature of the Beast by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco knows how to the world is supposed to go: he is a dominant Veela, with a submissive mate. It's rather a surprise to find out that his mate is Harry Potter. It's rather more of one to find out that Harry, having been raised by Muggles, does not know how the world is supposed to go, and has no interest in being a submissive mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 124,569 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 8h - Published: 7/26/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 70 - Words: 914,358 - Reviews: 7304 - Favs: 7,755 - Follows: 6,950 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Tag Teaming by Sarah1281 reviews
At a loss for how to get Dean to say yes, Michael comes to a startling realization. Lucifer is having the exact same problem with Sam and if they work together they're much more likely to get consent this century and can move on to killing each other in peace. He doesn't want to hear anything about how unconventional this is and, yes, the apocalypse is absolutely still on.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,303 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 3/23 - Sam W., Dean W., Lucifer, Michael
Counter Crisis by White Mage Koorii reviews
At first it was about preventing tragedy. For Cloud it soon becomes a fight to protect new bonds, tread untrod paths and find happy endings. Second chances aren't always easy in a time where ghosts live and heroes are human. [ Time Travel, Eventual Slash ]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 273,787 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 3/25/2011 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] [Zack F., Aerith G.]
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 357,167 - Reviews: 4325 - Favs: 5,101 - Follows: 4,859 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Identity by MarauderLover7 reviews
Harry Potter was a highly unusual boy, even among wizards. The most noteworthy thing about him, however, was his talent for getting himself into trouble, which surpassed even that of his godfather. Sequel to "Innocent" and "Initiate".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,868 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.
An Image of Lethe by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. When the Ministry invents a way to distinguish between Light and Dark wizards, Harry Potter is one of their first test subjects. His totally unexpected result propels him into the middle of a political conflict over Dark wizards' rights. Updated every Sunday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,792 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Harry P., Draco M.
Escape Plan Green by Mystic 777 reviews
Sometimes the best plans are the crazy ones, let's hope Cloud can hold on to his sanity long enough to save the world. Crack-ish take on Zack surviving the trip to Midgar and beyond.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,108 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Skipping Stones by Reign of Rayne reviews
When Zangetsu travels back in time after a terrible war against Aizen and the Quincy, he does everything in his power to make sure that Ichigo doesn't grow up alone. No matter what, Zangetsu will support his King.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,402 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
En Passant by Ruinous Crow reviews
An accident in sixth year strands Harry in 1942 and a split second decision leaves him in an intrigue-ridden Slytherin. Lies and secrets shroud the board. Wizard's chess has never been Harry's best game, and the path to the black king is covered with thorns. Become 'friends' with Tom Riddle? If only it were so easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,475 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the raping of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,677 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 2,955 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 12/23/2014
Harry Potter and the Emerald Trance by DrizzleWizzle reviews
(5/7) It is a dark time for Harry Potter. Voldemort is secretly amassing power, and only Dumbledore's Order of the Phoenix opposes him. Abandoned, libeled, loathed and reviled, Harry has few allies and fewer options. Harry must learn to control his powerful and mysterious emerald trance; if he cannot, Harry will be consumed by darkness. (AU Slytherin!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 147,426 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Harry P., Katie B.]
The Horns of Elfland by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry couldn't even get a bloody splinter without it turning into something that affected his life and made him crave a mate. And that mate was Draco Malfoy, which only meant the universe had it in for him. Wasn't Voldemort enough for one lifetime? Fourshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,777 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 4/30 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Onto Greener Pastures and Brighter Skies by Trinity103 reviews
Harry Potter has done it: he has defeated the Dark Lord. Yet this victory has come at a great price: namely, the eradication of the entire human race. Wizards, muggles, and creatures alike perished and now Harry is alone left, cursed with the title of the Master of Death and an extended life. So, Harry does what any wizard with too much time would: he goes "traveling".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,865 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 1/25 - Harry P., Frodo B., Aragorn
Harry Potter and the Time of Retirement by 0rigami reviews
When you still have a desire to change your future, time travel may be attractive. But would an old Harry really be interested in reliving his school years, with all those annoying school kids, classes and dark lords? Probably not - but sometimes you don't have a choice. No Slash - no clichè (beside time travel itself) - maybe no romance at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,966 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 3/18 - Harry P.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 106,261 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 3,635 - Follows: 3,047 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Starfall by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, past HPGW. A Dark hex dissolves Harry's marriage to Ginny, and sends Harry down into a spiral of depression. To console himself, he keeps a private journal in the persona of Ethan Starfall, normal wizard with a big family. Draco sends a desperate letter asking for help with Scorpius; Harry finds it, and responds as Ethan. Perhaps he shouldn't have. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 203,614 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Scorpius M. - Complete
Raised by a Death Eater? by Luiz4200 reviews
Despite being believed to be a Death Eater, Sirius Black was acquitted and obtained custody of his godson. What will people expect from Harry Potter when they think he's being raised by Voldemort's right-hand-man?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,363 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Teutonic Magic by ArcaneAdagio reviews
England's feeling sick, Norway and Romania can't get a break, and Prussia's decided he's spent too much time in Germany's basement! England offers Prussia a History of Magic teaching position at his school. Prussia accepts, not considering Ministry interference, Harry Potter, and some other unimportant stuff like Dark Wizards seeking immortality. (OotP, human & nation names used.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,317 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 9/12/2014 - England/Britain, Prussia, Norway, Romania
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,135 - Reviews: 2599 - Favs: 5,344 - Follows: 6,289 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
An Unfound Door by joe6991 reviews
War is coming to Hogwarts, and Harry Potter, fifth-year Ravenclaw, is beset on all sides by enemies unknown, unseen, and unfound…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,389 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P.
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 3,015 - Follows: 2,534 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
Once More, With Feeling by Illusor Meaneld reviews
If you could start your life over, knowing how things could turn out, what would you do differently? Cloud is offered this chance, and tries to change the future, but he quickly discovers that fate and destiny play a high stakes game.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 145,208 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 2,949 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Harry Potter and the Hobbit Tale by PartiallyObsessed reviews
"Lovely plan," Harry drawled, "One question, though. Do I ask the dragon for the portkey before or after you band of gits start poking the blasted thing with swords? Or tell me Thorin Bloody Oakenshield, did you expect it to drop dead as soon as it saw your magnificence? " [Summary Inside, Slash]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,840 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Harry P.
Of the Lesser Son by YaDingus reviews
Kaguya was a sore loser. Plain and simple. Now wandering the lands of a place called Remnant, Naruto finds himself stuck between helping the people of this new world and returning home. Considering his powers essentially equaled a nuke among homemade explosives it may just be easier to assist than he first thought. But things are never so simple at first glance...
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,671 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Naruto U.
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 4,169 - Follows: 4,883 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 127,312 - Reviews: 4787 - Favs: 7,652 - Follows: 8,411 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Love's Death and Life by kirallie reviews
AU. Extended version of Loves Death. Stranded in Middle Earth after the war Harry is content living a boring life in Bree. That is till a small company of hobbits arrive one night and turn everything upside down.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,255 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 3,025 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Harry P., Legolas] Frodo B., Aragorn
So an Uzumaki Delves Into a Scroll by Drindrak reviews
Why was Uchiha Madara not amused, Senju Hashirama happy, and Senju Tobirama confused? Because a 12 year old Naruto learned the Edo Tensei. Crack fic. Lots of OOC, but it has its serious moments.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 33,703 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Blood Ties by Igornerd reviews
It wasn't enough to have to deal with the Thalmor, the Falmer, and all his other enemies. Now he had to deal with the antics of a blond boy, too. Rating could change because of violence in future chapters.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,065 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Naruto U., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 576,220 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 515,315 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 3,721 - Follows: 3,364 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The Little Guy by Toki Mirage reviews
The last thing Cloud wants, when given the chance, is to do it all over again. Instead, he chooses the normal life. After all, a Janitor could never save the world. But... well, it all starts with the General's coffee machine. TimeTravel C/S domCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,243 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
The Splendor Is Waiting by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, fiveshot. arry discovers a book in Regulus Black's bedroom the summer after the war—a book that tells him of a series of rites once widely practiced among wizards of all kinds, to combat the enemy of both Dark and Light. Fascinated, Harry starts delving deeper, and finds himself developing a slow friendship with Draco Malfoy, who can tell him more. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,525 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 3/18 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin's 9 years old again and back at the Temple, bound and determined to change destiny. To do so, he has to juggle trying to stop Dooku from joining Sidious, freeing his mother, avoiding Palpatine, and his training all while maintaining his cover as a 9-year-old initiate. Too bad keeping up a facade isn't one of his strong points.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 131,687 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 2,169 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, Count Dooku, Obi-Wan K., E. Palpatine
I'm Sorry, my Son by Raiju Tsuiga reviews
In an AU Naruto is a very quiet genius. His father is still alive and Naruto hides who he really is. The son of the 4th hokage and a genius. Naruto is beaten and abused by the villagers and doesn't know why, what happens when Minato finds out? What happens when Naruto learns what his father's been hiding? No Pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,774 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,078 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 4/14/2007
Into the Archives by skygawker reviews
After hearing the legend of Darth Plagueis the Wise from Palpatine, Anakin decides that his best chance to save Padme is to break into the restricted Holocron Vault of the Temple Archives to search for information about Plagueis. Predictably, all does not go according to plan. Revenge of the Sith AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,859 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala
The Incarnation of Fire by Persnikitty reviews
One of Kyuubi’s many titles was the Incarnation of Fire, but this was far more than just a title, it was also a job description. When Kyuubi goes missing, Naruto is called upon to pick up the mantle, whether he wants to or not. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,227 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Fourth Time's the Charm by Catsitta reviews
The first thing on Cloud Strife's mind when he woke was Not Again. Reliving the past once was hard enough, but doing everything again for a fourth time is ridiculous. Eventual Sephiroth x Cloud. Time Travel fic/AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 184,506 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,630 - Reviews: 3072 - Favs: 6,324 - Follows: 7,381 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Shiki Fujin by Tirielle reviews
The seal was supposed to seal away the demon at the cost of his own soul. And that's what happened. Really. Do the details honestly matter that much?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,875 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 2,360 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Minato N.
Synchronicity by slexenskee reviews
Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 124,443 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 2,255 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yamato
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,279 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 2,077 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Continuing the Cycle by Phantom Feline reviews
Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? Subtle HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Rated M; Dark Themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,343 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 2,987 - Follows: 3,481 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P.
The Artifice of Eternity by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPTMR. Strange events lead to the resurrection of Tom Riddle- not quite a Horcrux, not quite a Veela. Written for the do-me-veela LJ fest. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,847 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/5 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.] Fleur D. - Complete
Mosaic by Larry Huss reviews
Beginnings are delicate things; suppose Lucius Malfoy had been a little short of money...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,247 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 3/6/2012
Stubborn Shadow by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
When Naruto returned to Konoha after spending just over two years on the road training under Jiraiya, he never expected to pick up a living shadow with a mind of his own. No Pairings. De-aged!Harry, MOD!Harry, Strong!Harry, Intuitive!Naruto, Strong!Naruto, & Protective!Naruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,432 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 3,159 - Follows: 3,806 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kakashi H., Shikaku N.
A Certainty of Elfling Origins by Trinity103 reviews
There is no more need for such games; Elandan and Elrohir are fully aware of where elflings come from. And now they feel it is their brotherly duty to inform Arwen of this important knowledge. Third installment in the Forever Young drabble series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3 - Arwen U., Elrond, Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
Lucidity by PuppetMaster55 reviews
Challenge by TenchiSaWaDa. What if Naruto lost himself to the bloodlust of the Kyuubi at the Valley of the End? What if he was banished? What if he gathered the other Jinchuuriki? No harem, not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 228,286 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Naruto U.
Matchmaking (and Moneymaking) by Maltrazz reviews
Fact: Nabiki likes money. Problem? With the failed wedding, the bets on who Ranma will end up with are getting too great in Akane's favor. Fact: NOBODY makes Nabiki lose money, family or not. Solution? Get Ranma together with someone else. Difficult? Yes, but with a loophole in the Seppuku Contract as leverage and the right plan, not impossible for one as cunning as Nabiki Tendo.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,908 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Ranma, Ryoga] Nabiki
Secret of the Naboo by fringeperson reviews
Crack-ish Two-shot. No outright pairings. Rated for insanity levels. What was once the Elemental Nations is now Naboo, and for when things go completely mad, well, there's still one Jinchuriki hanging about...
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,061 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/30 - Complete
The Newest Challenger by Kenchi618 reviews
No way home? Maybe so. But one Uzumaki Naruto doesn't believe that. This world is strange, filled with interesting people and things, but no matter where you are one thing never changes; with a strong will anything is possible. A few clones never hurt either.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 764,397 - Reviews: 4187 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Who Needs The Kyuubi! and other random ideas by HighValour reviews
Just random Naruto scenes and ideas that most likely won't become full fics. Random and sporadic updates. rated M in case of later ideas. If any of these ideas inspires you to write something, send me a link so I can read it.
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 177,053 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 4/2/2012
Harsh Reality by Duochanfan reviews
Marge Dursely has only heard bad things about Harry Potter, she has not had the chance to meet him face to face. The Durselys are going on hoilday and Marge will have to look after a four year old Harry Potter, will she see what lies beneath the lies?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,207 - Reviews: 2495 - Favs: 3,124 - Follows: 3,871 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Marge D. - Complete
A Different Messenger by SophrionaSphinx reviews
I love "Harry is rescued from the Dursleys" stories but never found one that was quite right. So I had to write one myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,412 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Coming Down In the Night by Trinity103
A new elfling is on the way and the twins are excited to welcome their little brother back with open arms. Elrond's anticipation, on the other hand, has long since been washed away by regret and penance. Second installment in the Forever Young drabble series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17 - Elrond, Elrohir, Celebrian, Elladan - Complete
Things Never Change II by makura akuhei reviews
Years pass since Naruto's 'death' and Danzou has become Hokage putting a tremendous strain on allied villages bringing the threat of war. Shikamaru leads the resistance opposing Danzou when he learns the truth through Kakashi about Naruto. shonen-ai yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,488 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Shinobi of the Old Republic by psychoman222 reviews
It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 79,716 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Revan - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30086 - Favs: 16,338 - Follows: 14,437 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Legacy by RegenesisX reviews
With the help of Genesis Rhapsodos, Cloud Strife has been accepted into SOLDIER, but between rooming with his arch-nemesis, an instructor who hates him, and trying to discover which of his classmates is sabotaging him, living up to Genesis' legacy isn't going to be easy. Sequel to Making the Cut.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,621 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Cloud S., Genesis R.
Fearless by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco Malfoy is a werewolf. Harry Potter is a human Auror who doesn't smell of fear. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/11 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Teddy L. - Complete
Strangers at Drakeshaugh by Northumbrian reviews
The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh? When James Potter meets Muggle Henry Charlton his mother Jacqui Charlton befriends the Potters, and her life changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 104,093 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the GirlWhoLived by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 128,481 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,770 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
An Elfling in the Sky by Trinity103 reviews
Elladan has found a precious treasure. Elrohir is in awe, but for some reason Elrond is less than impressed. Then to make things worse, this somehow leads to the Talk. Non-canon. First installment in the Forever Young drabble series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5 - Frodo B., Elrond, Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
Aerodynamic by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, twoshot. Harry could deal with side-effects from a vaccine against Veela allure. Really, he could. If those side-effects didn't include the urge to lure Malfoy down dark corridors and do…things…with him. Twoshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 2/25 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
Break the Sky by Liffae reviews
One lesson Uzumaki Naruto taught the world was that glass ceilings are fragile, and limits are only for the fools who believe in them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,956 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Harry Potter's Home for the Wayward Witch or Wizard by Spirit of the Night Owl reviews
It's simple really. Harry Potter has opened his doors to any and all who need a place to stay and, down on his luck, Draco Malfoy appears. Please note that I don't really know where this is going, but that I'm shooting for Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,652 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Andromeda T., Teddy L.
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 2,822 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 146,124 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
House of Snakes by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
At 30 years old, Harry doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. Wherein Harry raises his younger self, dances the political dance with Death Eaters and a resurrected Tom Riddle, and searches for a way to stop the destruction of the magical world. OldHP/TMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,890 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 3,692 - Follows: 4,713 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 231,309 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 230,081 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 4,018 - Follows: 4,282 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,375 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Draco Malfoy's After Midnight Maelstrom by Spirit of the Night Owl reviews
Things get a little crazy at Draco Malfoy's house at 2:00am. The kids should be fast asleep, but they're not...and the neighbors aren't very happy about it. Then in walks Officer Potter. Warnings inside. Previously a one-shot, but I've been convinced to change that. I didn't, however, change the summary or title...sorry. Title suggestions are quite welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,345 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 5/6/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
The Pit by Kirinin reviews
"Sometimes his daddy did silly things, like pretend to leave him places, but he always came back. Maybe this was a game like those games." When Genma leaves Ranma to learn the Neko-ken, he doesn't return.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,844 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
What is Right: Year Two by Emma Lipardi reviews
SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,206 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 3,236 - Follows: 4,767 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Day Off by mtfrosty reviews
Our two favorite Jedi finally have a day off from the war... deadly breakfast... annoying droids... and how can I not have fun picking on Mace?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,104 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Oops by WDW reviews
Team Minato gets visitors from the future. Unfortunately for the mental states of both parties, the pair are from a post-canon KakaObi universe. Time travel, of a sort. Rated T for language and mild sexual humor. [Cracky, but still contains some semblance of plot.] [Contains slash, if it wasn't obvious already]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,102 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U./Tobi
A Magical Bond by C.Queen reviews
The closest Scorpius Malfoy had ever gotten to Albus Potter was to admire the Gryffindor from afar. Then an accident at Burgin and Burkes changes everything by linking the two in a way they could have never seen coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 223,309 - Reviews: 2141 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Naruto: From Darkness by Draco Kamikaze reviews
From the depths of darkness, the Jedi will receive a rude awakening that nothing is set, and that sometimes just one person can change the course of history for the galaxy. Naruto/Star Wars
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 263,014 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Naruto U.
Family Tradition by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, Albus/Scorpius, past epilogue compliant marriages. Whoever arranged for their dads to have separate portraits as well as one where they can appear together bothers Albus Potter. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/28 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Life as a Fox by icefireSpirit Wolf reviews
With his last breath he made a deal, now he has paid the price-Life in a body not of his own. How shall he live? How shall his dreams breath life? What will he be remembered for? Follow Naruto on a journey that will change the lands of Konoha forever. Reviews are welcomed greatly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 97 - Words: 322,208 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Naruto U.
The Lonely Company by Kamen Rider Gaim reviews
As the Master of Death, Harry cannot be taken by time. His friends were allowed to live out their lives, while he remained unchanged until they finally passed on. With nothing left to live for in his world, he sought out a new world, where he will find new friends and more danger than he's ever been in before. Middle-Earth might never be the same again, after Harry's done with it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,617 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 1/5 - [Harry P., Tauriel]
Incendio by savya398 reviews
Smaug lost his son to orcs years before taking Erebor. In another world Harry Potter is experiencing some strange new symptoms while taking part in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. But how could these two things possibly be connected?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,101 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 2,477 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Harry P., Smaug
Harry Potter and the First Jedi of Earth by Trahald of Uru reviews
Harry finds a possible explanation for the "un-naturalness" his relatives seem to hate so much.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P.
Allies of the Leaf by Samantha Joan Girard reviews
After returning to Kumo with Killer Bee, unaware of the start of the war, Naruto is sent out again with a fake S-Ranked mission. His objective; study magic, the kages'; keep him out of trouble. Unaware of what chaos his exchange student status will bring about, he jumps straight into the problems of a messy black haired boy with an attitude, wrecking plans and good intentions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,625 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Bae'que by EpikalStorms reviews
Five-year-old orphan Harry Potter passed on to the next great adventure before his really even began, due to the abuse and neglect of his so-called "family." The ones who were meant to judge his soul, the Valar, couldn't bear to, and instead sent him off to a chance at a better future. What will the elves of Middle Earth do when they find a lone, terrified elfling wandering around?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,982 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 2,465 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 4/1/2013
How Sasuke Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mangekyo Sharingan by Ekusukallybaa reviews
The Mangekyo Sharingan reveals things to its users. Many, many things. Like the fact that the entire world is an illusion, and the only way to escape is to die. Sasuke just decides to speed this process along. (Collaboration with Ser Serendipity, Crackfic.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Obito U./Tobi, Pain/Pein
Bits and Pieces a collection of sorts by BajaB reviews
A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,698 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 10/19/2010
Bridal Deception by Clow Angel reviews
NejiNaruNeji. No one really likes arranged marriages and one Hyuuga Neji certainly doesn't. Well, what's a guy to do when your uncle wants you to marry your cousin? Find a fake partner of course. Poor Naruto finds himself 'going steady' with Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,914 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H.
The Black Wizard by Amelia Lynette Conner reviews
Most associate Darkness with a cold brand of evil that must be avoided at all costs. The Fellowship meets a man by the name of Hadrian Black who makes them question this deeply ingraned instinct, his selfless behaviour a surprise to many. His power is great, but will they discover what makes his soul so dark? /Rating may change /Ships undecided
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 1/16 - Harry P., Frodo B., Aragorn, Legolas
A Dream of Running Water by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU after HBP. Driven nearly mad by his bitterness against the Dark Lord, Draco becomes a spy for the Order of the Phoenix. The device they sneak him to aid in his reports has unpredictable side-effects—like allowing Draco to dream of a landscape with a river running through it. That would be soothing, if Potter wasn't there. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,684 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Expendable Heroes by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,207 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 2,623 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Unexpected Rebound by Adevlo. D reviews
He was sick of watching Naruto continuously asking that damned traitor Uchiha out on a date and always being rejected in return. Sasuke didn't deserve someone as loving and caring as his captain damn it, and it was about time Naruto learned that too!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,043 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Konohamaru S., Naruto U.
Ain't no Rest for the Wicked by stratusfish reviews
And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,375 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 3,935 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., L
There's a Pure-Blood Custom For That by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The day Harry stops Malfoy and his son from being bothered in Diagon Alley starts a strange series of interactions between them. Who knew there was a pure-blood custom for every situation? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 108,955 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] George W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Fifty Years and a Few More by Araceil reviews
Slash. Thorin/Harry. Dwarf!Harry. Drabble/One-shot series. After returning the Crown Jewel to the Dwarf King, Harry receives a silver hair clip so that the Ancient King who held the glowing jewel most precious could express his thanks upon his death. Years later, Harry awakens stark bollock naked in a field with a beard down to his arsehole and no clue where he is.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 1/4 - [Harry P., Thorin] Fili, Kili
Via Osmosis by Uncle Stojil reviews
The night he was sealed inside the human child, the Kyuubi conceived a plan meant to give him freedom. Twelve years later, that plan is finally set in motion. And the brat is going to cooperate, that he knows it or not. AU and slight FFVII crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,045 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Master of Death and What it Means by charactersreadthestorysfan reviews
"Together they make the Deathly Hallows. Together they make one Master of Death." Solemn eyes meet those of his teammates."I am the Master of Death" A series of drabbles in no particular order.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,953 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 2,163 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Black Widow/Natasha R.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 5,194 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3843 - Favs: 7,335 - Follows: 7,464 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Thicker Than Blood by Hidden-Shadow-of-Me reviews
AU. Vader's one regret is having to watch the only man who truly cared about him be destroyed; he would do anything to have Obi-Wan again. With the aid of the force, this chance is given, but with a twist. Now Vader is bent on getting Obi-Wan back. And this time he will keep him. Forever. Redemption fics, all around!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,057 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,757 - Reviews: 3542 - Favs: 4,552 - Follows: 4,995 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
Etymology by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Kakashi Gaiden, pre-Naruto, TWO-SHOT. A very young Naruto exploits a loophole and makes a flawed assumption. His mother is dismayed. His father thinks its hysterical. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Strange Connections by CrimsonSnowflake reviews
"Would you like to come with me then?" were the fatefull words that would eventually lead to Harry's involvement with the Ring and the Fellowship. Struggling to regain his lost magic, Harry is thrown into a journey he had never expected, a journey that, in the end, would reveal a most strange connection. SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,451 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 3,031 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Harry P., Legolas
Harry Potter and the Trip to the Past by Priya Ashok reviews
COMPLETE! 19 years after the war with Voldemort Harry Potter is thrown 25 years into the past, arriving just before the start of his first year at Hogwarts. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 197,996 - Reviews: 2470 - Favs: 3,787 - Follows: 4,031 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Number 1 Hyperactive, Knucklehead Master by Kenchi618 reviews
A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip... but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? Rated for language and possible situations later on.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 305,504 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Janine/Anzu] Jiraiya
The Daddy Thing by Ruinous Crow reviews
Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 100,465 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 2,238 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Yearning for the Possible by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry has never accepted that anything is impossible, and that includes persuading Draco to come out. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pieces of a puzzle by Lara140112 reviews
A series of Teddy Lupin centric one-shots relating to my story Teenage Rebellion, but can be read separately. First off: The day Teddy came to live with the Potter's. Rated T for mention of character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Harry P., Teddy L.
A Very Naruto Christmas by daniel-gudman reviews
Honestly this is probably even more ridiculous than what you're imagining.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Tenten, Orochimaru
Henge- Underneath the Underneath by MantaCat reviews
Gen. Naruto has always had an exceptional Henge, particularly when turning into a girl. There was a reason Naruto went the extra mile when practicing that particular Jutsu, and this is a story exploring why. Chapter 12: Rescues and Risks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,968 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Naruto U., Naruko U., Team Seven
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 315,050 - Reviews: 3095 - Favs: 4,739 - Follows: 5,211 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
Give the Moment Wings by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, past DMAG. Scorpius enjoyed spending time with Mr. Potter, since his father just left him by himself with house-elves all day. And it all would have stayed a secret if his father hadn't come home early one day. Twoshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 12/17/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Scorpius M. - Complete
In the Name of the King by Nox Gold reviews
It sounds to me like you need a dragon slayer, not a burglar. Bilbo didn't expect the 13 dwarves that demolished his pantry and threw around his mother's Westfarthing pottery. Gandalf didn't expect the young man that dogged Bilbo every footstep with more secrets that an old elven lord.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B.
The Acute Mastery of Potions by lunakatrina reviews
Gen, takes place during POA. Harry had hoped for years that he'd find non-Dursley relatives, but now he found himself wondering if he'd have rather lived in ignorance. Maybe if he ignored it, the truth would go away! Severitus does not follow challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,279 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,290 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 2,854 - Follows: 3,402 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Different Perspective by Book of Changes by Kage Husha reviews
COMPLETE! Summary: AU Kakashi prepared himself for the worst when he was saddled with the Kyuubi-no-gaki, a.k.a. Naruto. He did not, however, expect this. Rated M for Language. Some Ghost In The Shell & Eyeshield 21
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,348 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Sensei by Tyler Marcoz reviews
Sasuke was not really happy with his team. The shy Hyuuga, and the laziest person he'd ever known where not people he'd have picked. But he never expected how a blue-eyed, blond-haired, and newly minted jonin would transform them all into a true team. A journey in a dangerous world, and a fight to get out from the shadow of his brother, the Godaime Hokage Itachi Uchiha. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,680 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Elegance's Eloquence by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco Malfoy is in charge of getting Harry Potter ready to appear in public, per the Minister's say-so. He might also be in charge of rather more than that, but Harry is unsure about this. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,011 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/4/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Sing the Sun by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. There is a dating service that sent Harry and Draco to meet each other at a restaurant called Sing the Sun. Neither Harry nor Draco will be using this service again. Probably. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/3/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,714 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 4,081 - Follows: 5,121 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
Play With Me by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Naruto has the great idea to convince Sasuke into using the new "toy" he got as an early, not-quite Christmas present. The result is better than expected. PWP for Jasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/2/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,690 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 2,868 - Follows: 2,988 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Konoha no Yoko: The Chuunin Exams by Azteka reviews
His Heart Song… Naruto quietly whispered, still shivering./Instinctively Ka'a wrapped his warm, many-tails around his Kit to ward off the sense of dread that seemed to grip the young houshi./ What troubles you, my Beautiful One? / It's… silent…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 75,269 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Naruto U.
Initiate by MarauderLover7 reviews
Nearly two and a half years had passed since Kreacher had woken up to find Harry Potter asleep on his kitchen floor, and Grimmauld Place had changed dramatically since then. Sequel to "Innocent".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,708 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,556 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,644 - Reviews: 2677 - Favs: 5,542 - Follows: 6,234 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Three Jerks And A Scarecrow by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,830 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H.
More Than Half a Smile by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Ever since they came back to Hogwarts for their eighth year, Malfoy has been responding to everything with half a smile. Eventually, Harry realizes that he really wants something more. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Beatus by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, sequel to 'The Fortunate Fall.' Ron brings news that he thinks will impress or at least move Draco, but he doesn't know Draco as well as he thinks he does. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lord of Misrule by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Maybe Harry and Draco should have listened to their friends when their friends said the universe was against a Gryffindor and a Slytherin dating. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/24/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Little Bit Drarry by Spirit of the Night Owl reviews
Confused, Ron can't seem to wrap is tiny little brain around the idea that Harry's gay...and some snakes have a bit of an "accident." Previously a one-shot, but I just doubled it. Second bit is only Draco and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Faultless by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco hates the iPhone Harry got him for Christmas, but he uses it because Harry got it for him. Sometimes, it really is worth it. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Cross Fire by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM pre-slash. Draco is trying to create a unique display of magical history based on war survivors' memories as part of his effort to resuscitate History of Magic at Hogwarts. He has a specific idea about what memory he wants from Harry Potter, but he isn't sure whether Potter will give it to him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Quiet Ones by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco has been an alcoholic for years, but only Harry notices it when he comes to know and love the man. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Royal Pard by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Spying on suspicious wizards in Animagus form is nothing new for Harry. How was he supposed to know that spying on the Malfoys would be different? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,293 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Retsu's Folly by nuhuh reviews
It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,637 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 3,038 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Harry P., R. Unohana
On the Record by Lucillia reviews
James Potter shamelessly abuses a loophole in Wizarding law, and Harry's the one stuck paying for it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Harry P., James P., Albus D. - Complete
Honor To Serve by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A continuation of the world of Honor a Hufflepuff. Harry Potter takes up his seat in the Wizengamot before his fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,763 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P.
Die Tote Stadt by WynterSky reviews
When Germany is implicated in the ill-fated plot to assassinate Hitler in July 1944, Italy is the only one willing to go to his aid...but he's locked up in England. Can he escape his captors and find help in time to save Germany?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - N. Italy, Germany, Prussia, Finland
The Auror Method by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is a con-man protected by his reputation as a shy recluse in Malfoy Manor. But now the death threats he's receiving related to his latest con are severe enough to make him request Auror protection. When the head Auror assigned turns out to be Harry Potter, Draco thinks it might be a problem. But surely not much of one, right? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,434 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
To Be Free by SpiralAK reviews
Naruto Uzumaki died on the night the Nine-Tailed Fox was sealed. Twelve years later, Naruto Uzumaki regains his memories of his past life, his life as the Nine-Tailed Fox. With no one able to control him, he finally gets the chance to earn his freedom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,172 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Apartment Manager sidestories by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Various short fics set in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager' and 'The Guardian in Spite of Herself,' which don't fit into either novel.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,126 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., OC - Complete
Kaeru by Ann O'Neem reviews
Kaeru, the Toad masked ninja was a strange shinobi. He appeared from nowhere and adopted right away the jinchūriki Naruto. Riled up Uchiha Itachi, the famous ice king, and perverted Hatake Kakashi. Fought like an enraged beast and had a heartwarming smile. Kaeru knew too much. And... He was something out of time and space. TIME-TRAVEL and some mindless slash. Or not.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,840 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
What's in a House? by ImSuperSiriusGuys reviews
If Harry Potter sat by Draco Malfoy on the Hogwarts Express in 1991 and got Sorted into Slytherin House. Series-length story, going from 1991-1998. Who you share your Chocolate Frogs with makes a world of a difference. Hogwarts era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,298 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3266 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Aftermath by CJaMes12 reviews
Who can walk away from a title like 'The Master of Death?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,726 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 4,186 - Follows: 5,418 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
Keep This Wolf by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. There is no reason for the Ministry to pull Unspeakable Draco Malfoy off his Dark artifacts detail and assign him to negotiate with Harry Potter's werewolf pack. Draco suspects a set up. When he meets Harry, however, he has to wonder if it's a different kind of set up than he anticipated. Updated every Tuesday. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,537 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Starting Over by Sessyruby reviews
Naruto never had the best start as a ninja, but what if he could ensure he did himself? Watch as a smarter, more focused and above all more controlled Naruto takes the stage. Time travel fic. No pairings as I suck at romance. Now with 90% less spelling and grammar mistakes!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,600 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 2,893 - Follows: 3,491 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
A Village Hidden In Hope by Marz1 reviews
Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,059 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
Back to the Beginning by CrystallineX reviews
The Valar chose many companions to help them create Arda… save for Námo. The Judge of the Dead chose only one companion, who eventually pled for eternal rest. Too bad Námo had different plans. Eons later, Harry Potter woke up in a field of grass. "Sodding dreaming potions…"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,800 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 2,327 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Frodo B., Aragorn, Legolas
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4932 - Favs: 5,072 - Follows: 6,358 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Tale of the Setting Sun by PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's – but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,542 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 4,438 - Follows: 5,079 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
The Fishcake Palace by Lord Mendasuit reviews
A fancy name for a rather small bar, but it didn't matter. So long as you brought a friendly face, the owner would meet you with a dazzling, charming smile, a listening ear and a piece of advice or two. Because what the bartender hears is secret, isn't it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,545 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Naruko U.
New Wind Nation: Alliance by Kyogre reviews
AU. Hidden Sand genin Naruto has gained a good friend in Gaara, but now he and the entire village are facing a new crisis. It's a race to convince their leader to abandon his plans of an invasion, or they just might find themselves on the brink of a new war. (Sequel to New Wind Nation.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,805 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara, The Fourth Kazekage - Complete
Chosen Successor by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. How Naruto Became the Sixth Hokage at Age Sixteen. (Completely honestly and legally.) Or, five conversations that didn't happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 173 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Slytherins Secret by Annanas23 reviews
AU end of CoS. When Harry defeats the Heir of Slytherin 3 times what does that mean? And what affect did all of those substances in his bloodstream have? A sneakier more motivated Harry. Definite Dumbledore, Molly bashing, will probably redeem Snape. Bit young for pairings but I favour Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,092 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 3,653 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S.
The Seldom Seen Kid by Lazycatgirl reviews
What would have happened if Naruto had a different childhood. Instead of taking after his mother in personality what if he not only looked like his dad but had a similar personality too. As well as being supported by the Sarutobi clan. Smartish Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,972 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 2,510 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Naruto U.
The Children of War by Lara140112 reviews
At Draco Malfoy's trial, a very unexpected spectator stands up to give a most surprising speech for the defence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,770 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Soldier's Story by KC1327 reviews
Do you ever wish a character would've made a different choice? Well here's your chance! Guide Cadet Strife through his days at Shinra. The choices you make will effect the whole story line. Will you be able to prevent Zack's death? Or stop Sephiroth from going crazy? Do you have what it takes to be in SOLDIER? This is a romance story, but yaoi only. Rating will go up later.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 70,576 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Cloud S., Zack F., Reno, Genesis R.
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 4,143 - Follows: 2,340 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Harry Potter: Life of a Ninja by Casey W reviews
Raised as a ninja in the hidden land of the elemental nations, Harry Potter returns to Britain as Hari Toukou Nara, ninja of the Village Hidden in the Leaves.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,826 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Harry P.
And In The Darkness Bind Them by EpikalStorms reviews
He's been stuck like this for a couple of beginnings, and so many ends. Millennium have passed by and his age never changes, his skin cannot stay pierced, his body cannot die; thus locking his soul, binding him forever to this existence. This stranger comes into their lives, and they're unprepared for the events that follow after him. Viper is an interesting enigma. Immortal!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 92,992 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 4,198 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Harry P., Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas
Burning Day by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Sequel to Black Phoenix. In the lead up to Draco's election as Minister, Harry Potter broods. Only he can't do that all the time, even with most of Britain's population terrified of him now. So he has to find something else to occupy his time. And being a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord is it. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,833 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 4,459 - Follows: 5,840 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews
The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Teenage Rebellion by Lara140112 reviews
Harry had promised to be Teddy's godfather. Be everything the boy needed him to be. Now he is faced with a 15-year old boy returning for the summer and set on causing trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,451 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Team WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,653 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Lucifer, Michael, Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
You Thought There Would Be a Happy Ending by Lucillia reviews
And, there will be. Eventually. Just not the one you'd expected.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Holy Bananas Robin, It's The Fruitbat! by Lucillia reviews
Inspired by Rorscharch's Blot's Things I'd Like To See In a Fic #449: The movie Bruce Wayne saw before his parents were gunned down was Zorro, the Gay Blade, leading to a much more flamboyant superhero. (Collection of oneshots, not in any particular order).
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
First Try: Team Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,911 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 2,294 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 297,760 - Reviews: 3359 - Favs: 6,780 - Follows: 7,060 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
A Policeman's Lot is Not a Happy One by Lucillia reviews
Despite the fact that the job was practically a sinecure, the Uchiha officers of the Konoha Military Police Force didn't just hang around drinking coffee and snacking on doughnuts. Even though they didn't particularly care for Konoha's other residents, they had a job to do. And, as a matter of pride, they did it well. Even when it took them to the darkest places...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,069 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Fugaku U., Obito U./Tobi, Tekka U.
Uncharted by Lucillia reviews
Someone once told me that back during the Golden Age they handwaved Clark Kent's lack of Military service during WWII by having him being declared 4-F after he accidentally read the eye chart in the wrong room. What if the consequences of the misreading hadn't ended with the examination? What if Clark Kent had accidentally convinced someone who spread the word that he was "blind"?
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Lois L., Jimmy O., Perry W.
The Wide World of Magic by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Harry can't even repair a damaged house without stumbling into major trouble. Harry intrudes upon the kidnapping of former Minister Fudge and finds himself drafted into a secret attempt to find and rescue the wizard. Humor, Spy!Harry, Harry-searching-for-a-career, Bumbling!Harry-becoming-Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,105 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Harry P.
Strangers by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Minato really should have attacked first and asked questions later... In Progress - Originally a FicmasinJuly entry but continue by popular demand. Time Travel
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,003 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Naruto and the Deathly Hallows by Reidluver reviews
SEQUEL to NGoF. Voldemort tightens his grip on the world and three wizards set out on a secret quest. Unable to stop them, the Order employs the help of three familiar shinobi, who soon realize they are in for more than they bargained for.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 77,897 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 3,185 - Follows: 3,624 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,490 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 5,954 - Follows: 7,434 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,906 - Reviews: 2090 - Favs: 3,077 - Follows: 4,182 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 114,720 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 7,680 - Follows: 8,840 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,473 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 2,920 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Seven Days by AsreonInfusion reviews
Cloud has a week of leave to get away from ShinRa. He had been looking forward to a break away from everything, until his holiday was unceremoniously infringed upon by one particularly over-friendly SOLDIER. But maybe having Zack Fair along with him isn't so bad after all. [Zack/Cloud, fluff, slash. RATING HAS NOW RISEN TO M. Complete.]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,486 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - [Cloud S., Zack F.] - Complete
Thunderclap by Lomonaaeren reviews
DMHP slash, one-shot. A change in Harry Potter hits Draco like a thunderclap. But the change won't last forever, and Draco has a choice to make. Written as a gift for arashi wolf princess. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,550 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
Kindred in Courage by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, one-shot. Draco, whose own virginity is his source of private humiliation, is stunned to read that Harry Potter has just confessed to his own virginity. In public. Under Veritaserum. Eventually, he has to speak to Potter. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Abuse in a Violently Different Dimension by VG Jekyll reviews
After finding out yet another secret that has been kept from him, Harry blows up Dumbledore's office only to find himself -how cliché- in an Alternate Dimension where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. AU & Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 81,806 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 2,443 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 3,143 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
In Which Cloud Travels Back in Time (Again) by misminor reviews
You'd think that if Cloud was given another chance at life to fix everything that went wrong, he'd gladly take it. You're right. He did take it. And he was grateful for it too. The first 10 repeats, that is. Frankly, by his 30th life, Cloud no longer gave a damn. Fem!Cloud S/C Sephiroth/Cloud Time-Travel (writer previously known as "psychotic luv")
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,803 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,165 - Reviews: 2684 - Favs: 2,874 - Follows: 2,523 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Making History by Tobirion reviews
Cloud is a frustrated grad student working toward a First Class degree in history. His thesis topic, his love life, and his ambition are going nowhere fast — until he meets the ghost of General Sephiroth Crescent, hero of the Gaian Civil War.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,475 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 12/14/2011 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] Zack F., Genesis R.
This Sucks by Faust VII reviews
When (not really) evil villains capture (mostly)pure hearted heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("Pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,963 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
Café by Faust VII reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,397 - Reviews: 3300 - Favs: 4,972 - Follows: 5,832 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
TriWizard Alternatives by Larry Huss reviews
The TriWizard Tournament was a year-long plot by Voldemort's minions. Something that long and complicated with so many parts all having to mesh perfectly had many occasions when something could have gone wrong. Especially as some of the actions of the false Moody required experimental spells, never before attempted. Some minor glitches could have brought disaster for the villains.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Get Off My Back by BlasterBlurby reviews
After escaping the war in England Harry has found peace in living his life out in his animagus form, that is until Voldemort needed a ride. Drabble, Harry/Voldemort, Horse!Harry, M/M Relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,844 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
New Wind Nation by Kyogre reviews
Complete. AU. Naruto is a new genin of the Hidden Sand Village. Unfortunately, no one except Naruto believes he'll last long – especially not when he volunteers to become Gaara's teammate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,777 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Ministry Meddles with the Institution of Marriage by Spirit of the Night Owl reviews
As odd as it sounds, the Ministry is interfering. Again! This time it's in the form of creating a marriage law that will force the magical citizens of the United Kingdom to marry one anther. In some cases to people they don't even like. Yay! Note: this is a ONE-SHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,908 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/28/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 236,158 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 3,333 - Follows: 2,896 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 11/18/2008
Wayward Winds by EmptySurface reviews
Harry has had a lousy couple of days. Not only has he been attacked and almost robbed of his soul, no, he's been kind of expelled from his school -the only place he can even remotely call home- for defending himself and then been ignored by everyone he know for days! But that still isn't the strangest thing to happen yet. X-over. Rating M, because of shinobi life in general.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,620 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014
My Grandfather Was A WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., Dudley D.
Eir's Tomorrow by Jukebox Hound reviews
The Planet isn't willing to let death take away its greatest weapon. If Cloud can't save the past, then he'll be damned to watch history repeat itself. Time travel, SxC, ZxA.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 170,150 - Reviews: 1904 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 2,274 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Reverse harem no jutsu gone right by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Because everyone in Konoha now knows Naruto's weakness, and because Sasuke knows exactly what to do about it. First chapter is SasuSasu and SasuNaru smut, giftfic for Jasu. Second chapter is NaruNaru and NaruSasu, giftfic for Uchihanochidori.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,989 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
And So Bind the Chains of Fate by HMMaster reviews
For as long as Naruto had been aware, district three of West Rukongai was all he knew. A chance encounter and events begin to unfold, putting him on a path to his destiny. Will he unlock the secrets of his former self, or will he suffer the endless boredom with no memory of the person he was? Will he protect the people he cares for, or will he allow the unjust to succeed?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 299,345 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 12/21/2012 - [Naruto U., M. Hinamori]
The Only True Lords by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, eventually. Harry accidentally bonds several Slytherins, including Snape and Draco, with him as their Lord. It's going to be a long journey from putting his foot in it all the time to at least trying to be a good one. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 262,921 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Harry and Draco go and get some by gayyyyyyyyyyyy reviews
What happens when Malfoy and Potter are sent to fetch something for professor SLughorn? gay sex, lemons, rated m. Don't like don't read. Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Firefly by Araceil reviews
FINISHED. When they went to sleep, they hoped of a better future. But with Gaia insane and Magic as dead as his friends, Harry has no reason to stay. Escape and exist was all he had in mind when he stowed away on a ship to Pandora. Not another war. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,475 - Reviews: 2430 - Favs: 4,221 - Follows: 3,523 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey - Complete
The Uzumaki Descendant by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
AU. In the aftermath of the Kyūbi attack, Sarutobi Hiruzen ponders his greatest dillema yet: the fate of one Uzumaki Naruto. Fortunately - or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it - another Uzumaki still lives. Will be epic in length.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,725 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Light of the Life That Is by Lomonaaeren reviews
Sequel to Shadows of a Future Passed. Harry Potter's shade marched through the Forbidden Forest for six years, until Draco stopped it and brought him back to life. The question both of them face is: Now what?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,809 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry's Little Black Notebook by Lady Celestial Star reviews
The prequel story of Harry's life, as portrayed in my first story, Exploring Harry Potter's Life. Harry is six years old and is forced to endure the hardships of living with the Dursleys, who are much worse behind closed doors than people suspect. Thankfully,several escape routes are available to him, but can he find them and keep them open?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 183,660 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Club Sin by Dark Angel Leo reviews
Naruto goes to a BDSM club and meets the very seductive owner, who decides to have some fun with the kink-novice. Pure Smutty BDSM goodness. AU. SasNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,177 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mysteries of the Force by Xenter reviews
Everything is at an end. Kaguya Outsutsuki is dead, but so is everyone else. The only person left alive was Naruto and Hagoromo Outsutsuki screwed him over big time. Perhaps a new beginning may start for Naruto as he left his old world and life behind; to run amok among the stars. The universe will never be the same again! AU! Pairing? I have no freaking clue. Jedi/Sith Bashing?
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,473 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
The Scientific Explanation by Lucillia reviews
There had to be a rational explanation for how and why a dart had ended up in Jamie's backside despite the fact that he hadn't been anywhere near the dartboard.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Jamie M., Zoe H., Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Tricks of the mind by FushichouKakusan reviews
Sasuke Uchiha had always thought he was a dominant person. Though he had never had an actual boyfriend to assert his dominance. It wasn't until he met the famous hypnotist Kurama Uzumaki (Naruto) that his whole world was turned upside down. NARUSASU mature themes. Hypnosis induced pleasure. Enjoy. ONESHOT-possible TWOSHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Interstellar Incident by Lucillia reviews
The U.N.I.T. boys are caught watching something they really, really, shouldn't be, and the Doctor once again reminds them that he's an alien.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2014 - 3rd Doctor, Brigadier - Complete
Intelligent Conversation by RegenesisX reviews
In which Cloud and Genesis add their two cents to the plethora of urban myths and conundrums regarding their comrades and coworkers.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,620 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R.
One Last Gasp by secretaryofsillywalks reviews
Harry is sent to an Alternate Universe where no one knows who he is. After an attack on Hogsmeade the Ministry and Order think he's a dangerous new Death Eater - Voldemort knows better and plans to find out who this scrawny kid is! What's a boy to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,620 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Harry P.
Thousands Of Reasons To Smile by brightsidetolife reviews
Harry goes back in time as his eleven year old self & puts himself in the same orphanage with Tom Riddle whom is going to be starting Hogwarts; can Harry change history & Tom's P.O.V? Not Slash between Tom & Harry, SLASH involved, Cannon Universe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 326,280 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,728 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Forging A King by Lady Celestial Star reviews
Fifth year, Harry's been banished into a painting by the despicable Umbridge. Now he has to find a way back home, and the only way he can do that, is by finding the scattered jewels of the Wizard's Crown. Can his new-found friends help him, or will being with them end his life and chances of ever getting home? Based more on the LOTR movies than the LOTR books.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 175,182 - Reviews: 2733 - Favs: 2,740 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 4,764 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
The Emperor is Dead, Long Live the Emperor by Lucillia reviews
Growing tired of his old apprentice and becoming a bit too impatient to wait for Luke to come to him since he isn't getting any younger, the Emperor decides to go looking elsewhere for an apprentice. Unfortunately for him, things don't quite go to plan.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - E. Palpatine
The Demon and the Dead Man by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,264 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Naruto U., Izuna U.
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,535 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 2,201 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Flowers by GenkaiFan reviews
What is the true meaning of what happened when 11 year old Harry is asked: "What would I get if I added asphodel to an infusion of Wormwood?" This is a one shot. Enjoy. Canon for the most part, character death at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hiashi H., Naruto U., Neji H., Sasuke U.
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Chakra Collector by gazz uzumaki reviews
Minato used a different seal to split the Kyūbi's Chakra in half. Sealing half into Kushina and half into Naruto's twin sister. Naruto grew up being ignored by his family while his sister was seen as a hero. Insanely smart Naruto. Naru/Hina/Mei pairing. UP FOR ADOPTION
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,088 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
But, That's So Racist! by Lucillia reviews
Harry and Hermione try to introduce muggle paper and ballpoint pens to Hogwarts only to end up running headfirst into the reason behind the tradition of using parchment and quills.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
But I AM Madara! by Kyong Kybis reviews
13 year-old Madara is just having a competition with Hashirama, when he suddenly finds himself in the Uchiha compound in Konoha. Wait. Since when does his clan live in a village? And why do people insist that his name isn't Madara? But at least he has found a new friend who helps him paint the face on the mountain – which reminds him greatly of his eternal rival and friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,345 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U., Hashirama S.
Why I Did It by Lucillia reviews
When the Longbottoms were killed taking out Voldemort on a certain Halloween night, Harry Potter became the Child of Prophesy by default. There was just one little hitch however...Dumbledore should've learned not to mess with Ron's friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Auryn by Araceil reviews
Based on esama's 'Subject of Change', no pairings yet. When Harry Potter died, he didn't expect to end up meeting a giant fox, a pervert, get changed into a girl and end up with some kid who had was capable of giving Snape the warm and fuzzies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,934 - Reviews: 4438 - Favs: 5,694 - Follows: 6,191 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Psyche by PuppetMaster55 reviews
From a single mistake everything has changed. Now Kyuubi will set out to define "being human". KyuuNaru an unconventional yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,085 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Well, That Plan's Been Shot To Hell by Lucillia reviews
A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Peter P., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Fox and the Hound by Jedi Honor Bound Ninja reviews
There are so many 'what ifs' in life. What if the fox had never attacked? What if someone, anyone, had seen the misery of a little boy left alone in this world and decided to change that? Chapter 25 - Old Habits Posted!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 340,302 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,068 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 3,511 - Follows: 3,778 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,658 - Reviews: 4114 - Favs: 5,280 - Follows: 4,833 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Marathon by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Harry's life has become an endurance run, through the remnants of his stressful divorce, his strained relationships with his children, and his increasingly complicated job. But what might make things more complicated than the rest of it is what happens when he saves Scorpius Malfoy's life, and Draco Malfoy insists on assuming the life debt. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 181,026 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by Lucillia reviews
Adopted with permission from RuneWitchSakura. When a pair of lunatics who've dragged their minder across the country turn up on Harry Potter's doorstep babbling about magic, Harry finds himself on a new career path. Despite the fact that he'd rather be an Astronaut, Harry will be spending the next seven years training to be a Minder at the asylum known as Hogwarts. Random Oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,259 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 407 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M.
The Girl with Red Hair by Renatus reviews
Harry was five when he discovered the picture and his life changed. Before he knows it he's shipped off to a distant relative far away and a village full of adventure, intrigue and shinobi. And Harry finds family. HPxNaruto. Pre-Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 111,982 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 3,489 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Harry P.
Just a Little More Sense by phoenixyfriend reviews
Paris wasn't really the smartest of men. Why not give the choice of the judgement to someone else? One by one, various characters replace him in The Judgment of Paris... and do a rather good job of irritating a trio of self-absorbed goddesses.
Crossover - Greek Mythology & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Aphrodite, Jashin
Exotic Pet by Lucillia reviews
A Harry Potter who's a full-blooded member of a certain two-hearted, cold-blooded species of Crocodillian descent from a certain planet that's currently missing ends up on the Dursley's doorstep. He ends up having a much happier life there than he normally would've due to the fact that he "Isn't people".
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 113 - Published: 5/27/2014 - 10th Doctor, Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Telephone by RegenesisX reviews
In which Genesis learns just how frustrating new technology can be.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Devil Children by Lucillia reviews
When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Civilian School Blues by Lucillia reviews
They've got blonde hair and blue eyes, and thanks to a client who'd wanted to hedge his bets when it came to the protection of his daughter, they're posing as sisters at an all girl boarding school. Oh, and did I mention that they're both male and one's in the Akatsuki and the other's a certain Jinchuriki we all know and love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Naruto U., Deidara
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 2,908 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Anxious Heart by Wolfess-Sanu reviews
Cloud Strife is sent back to his cadet days with his veteran abilities, but no memory of his future. What does this mean for him? For the entire Planet? Can you forge happiness from misery? SephxCloud. AngealxZack. RudexReno. TsengxGenesis.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,358 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
The Greatest Wizard of the Age by Luan Mao reviews
A straight reading of canon suggests that Dumbledore is an evil manipulator. That's not the only explanation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Albus D. - Complete
Master of Wood, Water and Hill by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,226 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kili, Fili
Record It As a Victory by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, written for the Draco Tops Harry Fest. There are several people missing, and no answers. Only a vampire in a silver cage, and the questions he asks. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,456 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Black Phoenix by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, sequel to Easy as Falling. Not only humans were watching on that day the world changed. Now Harry's balancing delegations, work, romance, and trying to keep his phoenix from eating people. Hard work for a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 101,877 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Prankster God of Huecco Mundo by AnisoulJ93 reviews
Ichigo and Rukia have a run in with what is quite possibly the weirdest Hollow ever. The problem? It won't leave them alone! Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,615 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 4,022 - Follows: 4,207 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Naruto U., Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Dobby the Almost No Longer Free Forest Elf by evansentranced reviews
Short companion piece for the Handbook. This was written for the Fandom For Leukemia & Lymphoma Society as part of last year's compilation. It's exactly what it says on the tin, set after Harry's freed Dobby and they're out roaming the countryside again, but before the events of third year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Harry P., Dobby - Complete
Forever is a Long Time by coco-nut90 reviews
In a different world, where Neville is the prophetical child and Voldemort conquered Britain years ago, Harry Potter lost his parents and grew up jaded, lonely and angry. Revenge remains his only goal, for which Harry is willing to do anything. Anything, that is, including kissing Tom Riddle- WAIT, how will that help? Slash. Tom/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,320 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Tri-Wizard Tournament by DrizzleWizzle reviews
(4/7) Harry Potter is Slytherin's Tri-Wizard Champion. Witches want him. Wizards want to be him. Death Eaters want to kill him. Even though Harry's selection is an attempt on his life, Harry doesn't see any reason not to enjoy the benefits of being a Champion… especially when that means snogging shapely witches. But will Harry become distracted from his primary goal: survival?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 149,350 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 8/30/2013 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] - Complete
Under the Mountain by uoduck reviews
In which Harry gets reincarnated as a dwarf before the events of The Hobbit. This will be slash, of the Harry/Thorin kind.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,704 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Harry P., Thorin]
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 117 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
Through the Hourglass by TimeKeeper21 reviews
Who would have guessed that the hyperactive blond would have turned into that. Time-travel, No yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,818 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Thirteen by Lucillia reviews
The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse, alot worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Harry P., James P., Vernon D.
Common Name by fringeperson reviews
In just one city it is entirely possible that there live some fifty people with the same family name that have no relation to each other, or at least, not within the last five generations. Oneshot. Don't own. Complete. Marauders Era, kinda.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 107 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Sirius B. - Complete
Cruising the Course of Fate by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, HP/Anthony Goldstein. Anthony knows that he is fated to be Harry Potter's boyfriend. And Draco Malfoy had better not get in the way of fate. Remix, with author's permission, of dracogotgame's The Cruise. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,568 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Anthony G. - Complete
Everybody Knows by Muggle Jane reviews
Harry thinks Charlie should just tell his mum. For Bex- happy (late) birthday!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [Charlie W., Harry P.] - Complete
Promises by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Uzumaki Naruto keeps his promises. No matter the cost.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Uchiha Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
Danzo was never pleased about the loose end that Sasuke represented but he could live with it. Three years of the kid living it up with the killer of their Hokage later, 'not pleased' might be a bit of an understatement. Tsunade could never understand just why Danzo didn't push for Sasuke to be in the Bingo Book but Itachi is really being quite unreasonable about the matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Tsunade S., Danzō S. - Complete
A Choice of Wings by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. A Choice of Wings is Harry's matchmaking business for Veela who haven't found mates. And Draco Malfoy is his most difficult client. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,500 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 107 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Hand Dealt by not paranoid enough reviews
Just before boarding the ship to escape Naboo, Qui-Gon is injured. Now, it's Obi-Wan who has to find the hyperspace generator, Obi-Wan who meets Anakin—and that changes everything. Very AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,677 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Assistant by Zetran reviews
Recently moved in to Midgar, Cloud is desperate to find a job. He manages to become a personal assistant. At first, his duties seem normal, but then things start to get strange... On hiatus.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,512 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - [Sephiroth, Cloud S.]
Hour of Faith by Lomonaaeren reviews
Sequel to Hour of Grace. Harry and Draco meet a week later, to discuss cheetahs and desire. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slightly Less Traumatic by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Unconventionality by RikoJasmine reviews
Separated from their family after a caravan attack, Fíli and Kíli are found by a nomadic elf in the dangerous wilds of Middle Earth. Gaeldúath is not a conventional elf by any means, as most elves would never take in lost dwarrowlings as their own, but his strangeness goes a bit beyond what one can see at first glance. Master of Death, Elf!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,517 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P., Fili, Kili
A New Home by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
Harry finds something in the bedroom he's not expected. Can Charlie convince his husband it's nothing bad? Rated more for sexual innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Harry P., Charlie W.] - Complete
Angel On My Shoulder by SoulMalady reviews
Harry has found himself in a pickle... He's nearly dead. Then an angel walks into his hospital room, wanting to watch him die. Stranger things have happened to him, so who is he to judge? Chapter 26: Here Goes Nothing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,717 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Harry P., Castiel]
Teddy's Minions by SoulMalady reviews
Snippets of Teddy's comical interactions with the Potter children.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Teddy L., Albus S. P., Lily Luna P., James S. P. - Complete
Unsealing Legacy by Forlorn Story Teller reviews
A small twist of fate made him aware of his heritage, unsealing the legacies his parents left behind. Graduating academy at the age of seven is first step, become seal master is the second. Unexpectedly he had found a kindred spirit in Uchiha Itachi & Shisui tagging along the way. His goal? Living up to his clan's legacy and fighting to earn his rightful place in Konoha.NO PAIRING!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 140,976 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 2,551 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Now They Know by Spirit of the Night Owl reviews
Her brother's funeral might be the wrong time and place to discuss this, but Ginny's determined to find out once and for all; is Harry Potter gay or is she just imagining things? ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Harry P., Charlie W.] Ginny W. - Complete
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Great Soul Archivist Potter (aka Death) by Eilwen Zigmen reviews
also the reasons why I don't write F.Fiction. Includes short chapters, GODlike Harry, grammar/spelling mistakes, spel-check, lots and lots of Out of Character moments. Summary: Harry is the master of Death, and has to archive all souls, he just finished archiving earth and now moves on to a new challenge, a world without Master Archivist, and he's going to set some things straight.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,877 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Harry P.
Kill The - Nevermind! by KILO151998 reviews
What if the Graveyard scene in GoF could've ended a different way, a better way. One where Cedric didn't die and The-Boy-Who-Lived ended up with someone to love him. This is how I think it should've went. I don't own Harry Potter. CD/HP slash. Written for entertainment. Not sure it could be classified as Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2014 - [Harry P., Cedric D.] - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5505 - Favs: 8,229 - Follows: 8,856 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
By a Fraction of a Degree by findthetiger129 reviews
An altered flight path causes the Turks to find Zack and Cloud before the army does, but don't think things'll be perfect just because Zack's still alive. The Turks have their own problems to contend with, and let's not forget about Sephiroth and Deepground. Runs from the end of CC to where AC would have ended. Pairings mostly canon. Everything changed when Reno sneezed...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 92 - Words: 570,218 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F., Kunsel, Shotgun - Complete
Alexei's Plan by C.Queen reviews
Alexei Dolohov swore on his honor that if any member of his family dared to tell him what to do again he'd do something that would make them sorry. They should have taken him seriously, especially since he knows how Hugo Weasley can drive them crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,829 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - OC, Hugo W. - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2882 - Favs: 5,915 - Follows: 6,735 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Innocent by MarauderLover7 reviews
Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 494,191 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Why Tsukune Should Never Eat the Cookies by lord of the land of fire reviews
A series of comedic scenes and one shots set in Rosario Vampire. Please enjoy and do not take seriously
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 8/26/2009
A Very Determined Universe by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is determined that his first time with Harry will go absolutely right. That means checking all the circumstances to make sure they don't get accidentally telepathically bonded, like all their friends. No unexpected astronomical conjunction, ritual they didn't mean to perform, or hidden creature heritage is going to make things go wrong for them. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,422 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Serious Wish by Illucia reviews
When Sirius got serious about a thing, that's when others ran. He imagined Harry being rich, famous, hunted by girls he had no interested in, living in Grimmauld place with the crazy elf until the end of his days, bored out of his mind. Well, Sirius would seriously have to take care of that, even if it was the last thing he'd do. As it turned out, it was. HP/Lotr.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,594 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P.
Genius and Insanity by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Tales in the life of an Itachi who had the distinct misfortune of being placed on a time-traveling Naruto's genin team. Nonmassacre, Flashfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U.
Safety in Anonymity by Eternal Payne reviews
When the Uzumaki triplets are used in the sealing of the Kyuubi and Naruto is forgotten by his parents, he becomes determined to become a ninja his own way. His parents are the best at Fūinjutsu, Ninjutsu and Taijutsu, well he'll just have to be the best with Genjutsu, Iryōjutsu and his trusty Senbon. Naruto modeled after Shizune, of all people.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,783 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Naruto U.
So, Why a Train? by Lucillia reviews
Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/27/2014 - A. Dippet, C. Binns, Phineas Nigellus - Complete
Fatal Mistakes by Ferien reviews
Naruto has failed in his duties as Rokudaime. He wishes for Shikamaru, last living Konohan, to go back in time and correct his mistakes. Forced on a path of redemption, the broken ANBU struggles to change a dark past...Time Travel/AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,343 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Up Up and Away We Go by Lucillia reviews
There's a reason Muggles don't stop to think about it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Jesses by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM. Narcissa's first worry was for how she was raising her son. Then it became about whether Draco was flying too high and far. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Severus' Dreams by paganaidd reviews
During that dark year when Voldemort held sway over Wizarding Britain, Poppy Pomfrey gives Headmaster Snape a Christmas gift. Sequel to "Snape's Memories".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,037 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Naruto: Captured by EdStargazer reviews
Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 25 A Mission to Sand Part 3 Resolutions
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,145 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,138 - Follows: 3,319 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 181 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin - Complete
Blessed Event by Lucillia reviews
In which Obito enters the cave where Naruto was born a little early.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Obito U./Tobi, Minato N. - Complete
Hindsight Is Not Perfect by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
It has been said that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions and the road back a difficult, slippery slope. Now Anakin has to face himself and his choices, avoid the suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly as it did before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again. Time Travel
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,337 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Neville Reads the Prophet by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A companion story to Honor a Hufflepuff, Neville reads the Daily Prophet, and occasionally lends a hand to Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,293 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Neville L.
Observations by SHADOWoftheFOX reviews
Sephiroth tries to better understand people by observing Genesis, Zack, and Angeal. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't really help him much. -Nine out of ten dentists agree that you should read this fic!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,736 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Husbands For A Week by iluvEdo reviews
Uchiha Sasuke stood in front of the business, ‘Husbands for a Week'. He needed a husband for the week and it didn’t say he had to be female to be a customer. SasuNaru, Yaoi, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,016 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
101 Things Not to Say to Your Werewolf Friend in Mixed Company by ImSuperSiriusGuys reviews
Remus Lupin kept his lycanthropy a secret for seven years while attending Hogwarts. It wasn't always an easy task though with friends like his. Especially Sirius Black. Shorts. Marauders' era. No pairings. (Co-written.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,677 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P.
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,760 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Where Are We Now? by Tobirion reviews
Cloud Strife, an Angel of Life, was content to unthinkingly carry out the orders of his superiors and perform the duties necessary to keep the Lifestream and Planet in balance—or, that is, until one distraught teenager and Sephiroth, a rival Angel of Death, finally make him question his own actions and the role he plays in it all.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,472 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] Zack F. - Complete
The Wrong End of the Stick by Lucillia reviews
When the Sandaime makes the mistake of telling a young Naruto about his mother, the boy jumps to certain conclusions. Matters aren't helped when Asuma realizes that this is the perfect opportunity to prank his father. Now, Naruto wants to be like his father the Hokage...The Sandaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Asuma S., Hiruzen S.
That We Might Shine by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, Snape as Harry's father. Some thought the world lost after the Dark Lord killed Neville Longbottom, the prophecy child. Only Severus Snape, the Dark Lord's Potions master, knew about the child Lily Potter had given birth to in the prisoners' pens before she died—and who his father was. A Death Eater's son becomes the secretly reared and hidden savior. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,295 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 2,864 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Walk the Sunset Down by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPSS preslash. Severus drinks an age regression potion. Suddenly Potter is a lot more understandable. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2463 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Order of Arrival by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Sasuke arrives before Jiraiya at the small hotel in Tanzaku-Gai, where his brother and Kisame confront Naruto, and Itachi makes a decision with horrifying, long-lasting consequences. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Casey W reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 4,484 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
Time Mixup: Time Snarl by Lucillia reviews
Sequel to Time Mixup. Jiraiya, Tenzo, Kakashi and Gaara have to train a twelve year-old Godaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto for his position and struggle to preserve a fragile peace that could shatter at any sign of weakness while a forcibly time-shifted Naruto, his prankster proteges, and some buddies from Iwa get to wreak havoc on yet another timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 206 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Sasuke U.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 3,681 - Follows: 3,145 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Hour of Grace by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Harry and Draco run into each other in Diagon Alley at Christmas, the year after they leave Hogwarts. They make a truce for one hour. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 292,433 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
Psychosis by SnowWhiteOwl reviews
When Harry was hit by the killing curse, a horcrux was created. In this story, Harry is affected by the piece of Voldemort's soul inside his head in a more noticable way than in the books. Muggles, not knowing any better, decide he must be mentally ill. What effects might the treatment on a psychiatric ward have for the boy-who-lived and the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 237,477 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bronze Pressed Invitations by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry and Draco are trying to send the invitations for their Christmas party that will make it clear, in some acceptable way, that they're together. It isn't going well. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A SOLDIER's Weapon by Oniko reviews
There is a mysterious new SOLDIER at ShinRa. Sephiroth searches for the truth about Cloud Strife, ShinRa, and himself, while being haunted by the possibilities of darker futures. AC!Cloud/Young!Sephiroth
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 116,288 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Fair Courtesy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, RWHG, SFDT. This is what happens when you destroy one of the eighth year dorm beds with a fire curse and then have one less than you should have. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Making the Cut by RegenesisX reviews
In a wager against Sephiroth, Genesis stubbornly tries to prove that there's talent somewhere inside that clumsy cadet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,808 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Inside View by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen fic, Snape and Harry mentor relationship. Severus hadn't known there was a portrait of him in this universe, but once he knew, he just had to know what it would say. Epilogue of sorts to World in Pieces. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Counting Christmas by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is stunned to realize that Harry is oblivious of Christmas coming closer and closer, because that probably means that, horrors, he isn't getting lots of presents. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
UNCHANGEABLE DESTINY by MirskianQueen reviews
Anakin never turned. When Order 66 was executed, he was taken prisoner while trying to defend the younglings... 19 years later, he escapes, fleeing to Tatooine; Obi-wan, padme and Luke are in for the shock of their lives.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,634 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Anakin Skywalker
House of Madness by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, established relationship. Aradia Flammifer has shouldered the burden of being Draco Malfoy's personal organizer, but she has never enjoyed the job, until she sees something that changes her mind. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/15/2013 - OC, Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Home for the Winter by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Harry and Draco and their children are trying to have a nice Christmas together. Well, maybe nice isn't the operative word. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 180,905 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
Poisoning the Well by Lucillia reviews
When Sasuke's innocence in a certain matter is compromised prior to the Massacre, he has a decision to make. As everyone knows, Sasuke had always been closer to Itachi than to anyone else, up to and including his parents...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 133 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Summoning the Shinigami by Writing bunny reviews
The Shiki Fuujin. A forbidden technique created to summon the Shinigami. But which one? A series of independent oneshots.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,915 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Minato N., K. Zaraki
Nine Days' Wonder by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, mostly preslash. In which Harry is the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and really not interested in Malfoy's snippy little firecalls about Scorpius. Really. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Rebirth by Enide Dear reviews
Cloud finds two familiar pets. Or maybe they find him.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Fear, Beauty, Courage, Glory by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. What Harry and Draco feel and see when they wake up in the Room of Requirement, the morning after. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by Older than Time reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 2,254 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Shinra's (One-Winged) Angels by AyumiUK reviews
"She was a boy, he was a girl-" "Aerith, I don't think that's quite right..." "Of course it is," she smiled cryptically and faded away. "Wait!" And Cloud woke up as his fifteen years old self... in a genderbent alternate universe. Time travel, gender bender, crack pairings. ASGZC bromance(?)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Cloud S., Aerith G., Zack F., Shuriken/Cissnei
Man in Fangorn by JaidenAye reviews
Stumbling into Fangorn, Merry and Pippin find more magic than Ents and the armies of Middle Earth gain an unexpected ally from the shadows of the woods. That is, if Pippin doesn't insult him into seclusion first. Roughly from challenge by CashyHoray1.00 "Lord of the Forest".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,638 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 3,296 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Harry P., Legolas
Ninja Centerfold by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Orochimaru hears a rumor about the theft of the Forbidden Scroll and discovers a sure-fire way to defeat his old teacher.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Ancient and Noble Houses by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry discovers that becoming the Black heir means far more than just inheriting some vaults and property. Even with Draco Malfoy's help, there seems to be only a slim chance that Harry can escape the consequences. Updated every Friday and Saturday. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 82,191 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to Convince a Malfoy to be a Hufflepuff by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Narcissa being around leads to Draco not alienating Harry when they first meet. This leads to Harry accepting Draco's offer of friendship. In order to not alienate him, Draco decides to tolerate Hermione on their compartment when she shows up. Somehow discussion on houses comes up. The result is obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harvest by Enide Dear reviews
Genesis finds a young cadet who doesn't like dumbapples and sets out to remedy the situation like only Genesis can.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Cloud S., Zack F., Genesis R. - Complete
Kitsune by EmptySurface reviews
When finding himself stranded in the past, what is a man supposed to do? Surrounded by old friends who are younger than you remember, and without anyone to lean on, life becomes a challenge. Will he be able to forge new friendships and change the course of the future, to prevent the blood soaked world he came from? Failure equals death and mindless destruction. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,384 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 2,568 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Bad End by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Mizuki is smarter than a potato, and thusly dooms the world in one fell stroke. Tragedy ain't it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Mizuki - Complete
Checking on Malfoy by Spirit of the Night Owl reviews
Ordered by the Minister for Magic, Auror Potter goes to check on Draco Malfoy at his new place of business in Muggle London. Is Malfoy up to something or is he just trying to get on with his life? One-shot. Rated M to be safe. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Three Word Reply by Lucillia reviews
Harry notices a slight oddity when it comes to previous Death Eater targets and learns why that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Twirl by Lady Briett reviews
Uchiha Fugaku knows what his fate will soon be: death. But who says fate cannot be changed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,001 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Itachi U., Fugaku U.
Little Harry and the Mirkwood Adventure by Azraeos reviews
HPThe Hobbit crossover. Seven year old Harry Potter, along with an unexpected someone, falls into Mirkwood Forest just as Bilbo and the dwarves defeat the spiders.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,168 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/6/2006
There's Always a Price for Murder by Azraeos reviews
It is years and years after the events of The Black Wizard, and in the deep dark of the woods he visits an old friend . . . (a Black Wizard future excerpt oneshot - sort of).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Complete
The Exceptional Mr Weasley and His Approximation of Obedience by Realmer06 reviews
Fred and Sirius have something of postmortem chat while Fred considers his afterlife options.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Fred W., Sirius B. - Complete
A Coming Out Story by Yooney reviews
Midgar is the city of gays. Cloud realizes this only after moving there and has to adjust to a new kind of normal. His once predictable and ordinary life is now filled with denial, lies, and sexual desire. It's a constant internal struggle all derived from one man, the very man who had been anticipating his every move since long before they had ever "met". Yaoi/Psychological
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,430 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Itachis Diary of Doom by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,974 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 4448 - Favs: 3,983 - Follows: 3,542 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 3,190 - Follows: 3,190 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 4,169 - Follows: 4,425 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Strife Delivery Service by XD reviews
Cloud needs help with his delivery service. He soon realises he may need help with more than that, when his two new employees start talking among themselves about traversing worlds and resetting memories.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,535 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Cloud S., Sora, Riku
Tobirama's Fault by Mnsk reviews
The four reanimated Hokage discuss whose fault it was that they here fighting their descendants. Senju Tobirama agrees with all of them.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Simplicity is Even Better by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Because a complicated life can only get more complicated when a murderer is on the loose and after you, Harry continues to focus on problems one at a time and on solutions of the simple kind. Third year on the Simplicity Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Luna L. - Complete
Of Hollows and Beasts by Hopeful Puppy reviews
In the life of a Ninja, Death is a well-known friend. So when Naruto and Gaara wake in the dusty streets of the Soul Society, they're not overly surprised. However, after meeting 3 adoptive brothers, Naruto and Gaara soon learn that the afterlife is not as peaceful as the living believe. Then again, they expected to go to Hell anyway...
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,553 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara, Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 3,074 - Follows: 2,530 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Brother by enzhe reviews
Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Doctors Waitingroom by Enide Dear reviews
A First Class Soldier and a trooper meet outside the labs and find surprising common ground
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Cloud S., Angeal H. - Complete
HashTag by phoenixyfriend reviews
"Tag, you're it!" Hashirama liked this game.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U., Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Baby's Day Out by Lucillia reviews
There were already enough people questioning seven year-old Uchiha Itachi's abilities as a Genin, and he didn't need any more joining in after he'd lost his young charge during a moment of inattentiveness on his first C-Ranked mission. Hopefully, he'd be able to get little Naruto back before someone realized he was missing. If he happened to get a bit banged up along the way...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Simplicity is Better by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Basilisks? In my school? Surely you jest! In which a clever wizard finds simple solutions to the problems of a complicated school year. Second Year in the Simplicity Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Wizard for Hire by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Do you have a problem that needs fixing? Who better to call than Harry Potter, savior of the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,607 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Harry P.
Hero Worship by Enide Dear reviews
Angeal likes to think he is in control of the army, but he's about to learn that there are more things going on amongst the troopers than he ever knew
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Cloud S., Angeal H. - Complete
Simplicity is Good by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Harry has a complicated life. Which is why he looks for simple ways to make it easier. Because being intelligent is not about being a knowledge sponge. First year in the Simplicity series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Simplicity is Lawful Neutral by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Companion piece to Simplicity is Best. After the Tri-Wizard Tournament is over, there's still the problem of Harry's godfather being a fugitive. Thus, a clever wizard finds a simple solution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Amelia B., C. Fudge - Complete
Simplicity is Best by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which very simple solutions are found to a complicated tournament's tasks by a clever wizard. Fourth Year in the Simplicity series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruhime by enzhe reviews
Think the Yondaime Hokage is scary? Try asking out his daughter. AU, FemNaru, crack, fluff, series of short one shots.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N., Naruko U.
When Naruto Met Sasuke by mickeylover303 reviews
Collection of AU one-shots. 32. All I Need: "...the only thing he did was ask me to stay."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 108,029 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Day with Taka by phoenixyfriend reviews
In which Karin is a sociopath, Sasuke is afraid of his crotch, Suigetsu is a pervert, and Juugo just wishes they'd all grow up a bit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Team Hawk, Suigetsu H., Karin, Sasuke U. - Complete
Feathers of a Chocobo by Latika-Toxotis reviews
When Cloud was a small child he strayed a little too far from his mother while they were out tending the field. Lost and alone the frightened child is taken in by a lonely mother chocobo. Fifteen years later things have been getting weird; missing chocobos in the hundreds, sightings of a strange phantom chocobo rider, and rumors about the missing child.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Genesis R.
World in Pieces by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,078 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Easy as Falling by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, mostly preslash. Harry really doesn't like the way things are going in the wizarding world right now. But who's going to do something about it? Him, that's who! Or, how Harry became a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 123,790 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Roses, Made by Hands by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Series of one-shots set during eighth year, as Harry and Draco, quietly, make things together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,720 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Three Reasons by fringeperson reviews
What were Demetors doing on Privet Drive, anyway? Harry has some theories, and none of them are nice. Oneshot. Drabble. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Sharingan Rats by Lucillia reviews
At Wave, it is discovered that Naruto has the Sharingan, and everything goes off into left field from there. Especially after Sasuke and Naruto discover that the Uchiha clan has been cursed to be continually reborn as rats. One of two stories about Naruto with the Sharingan which diverge at Chapter 9. If you want the story without the Uchiha rats, see Uzumaki and Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,511 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Izuna U., Obito U./Tobi
Prison Break by Lucillia reviews
Rather than trying to break out of Azkaban like any sane person would do, Harry and Ron are trying to break in. The reason for this is because their friend Hermione was convicted by a kangaroo court and sentenced to more than two hundred years. The two of them are willing to do anything to get her out, and time is running out because Voldemort will be coming for his minions soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Harry P., Ron W.
Packing Is Easy When You've Got Nothing by Lucillia reviews
Obi-Wan ends up with a different group as an Initiate which leaves Qui-Gon with a problem he has little success in correcting after he takes him on as his Padawan, and Anakin with a problem he is stuck dealing with the entire time he knows the man. Drabbles and oneshots not in chronological order.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Beneath a Blue Sky by Araceil reviews
Naruto didn't need 'em. Any of 'em. He had a friend, one who would stick by him, come thick or thin. And even though they're on different teams now, that will never change. Epic Length. Important AN in Chapter 3, please read.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 50,832 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 2,256 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Master of Death by rgm0005 reviews
In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,139 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 2,514 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Izuna and Madara Hogwarts Professors by Lucillia reviews
After Izuna's adventure ends, he and Madara go to another world to search for the Sage of the Six Paths' hidden legacy. What they find is a cursed job, another branch of the family, and that they're stuck there for a year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,996 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Harry P., Izuna U.
Harry Gets A Clue by pickmeback reviews
This story takes place during The Goblet of Fire between Harry and Cedric after Cedric tips Harry off about putting the egg underwater. Before he figures out the clue, Harry has some other things to figure out. Cedric offers his help, among other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Hokage Swap by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a seal gone wrong, Senju Hashirama and company have ended up in the age of Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, and Naruto has ended up at the beginning of the Shodai Hokage's reign.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hashirama S., Naruto U., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Harry Potter and the Useless Rock by Lucillia reviews
Having been raised by his Uncle Genesis in a world where Philosopher's Stones are something between rather common and an annoyance that can seriously back up the plumbing, Harry can't understand why someone would want to guard one, much less steal it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,848 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Genesis R.
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,403 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Broken Tool by Sakushiro reviews
At the age of 10, Naruto is an honary ANBU member, and soon to be Fifth Hokage, but when his last mission goes wrong, he quits the life of a shinobi. When Konoha is on the edge of destruction, will he rise up once more? Or will he watch as Konoha falls?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,922 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 2,296 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Naruto U.
Roll the Bones by Araceil reviews
Hired to investigate the no longer derelict Phantomhive Estate, Harry gets caught up in something more annoying than Squatters when he finds himself blackmailed into being the Housekeeper. Slash, Crossdressing, Quiet!Competent!Perceptive!Immortal!Harry, Sebastian/Harry, Lizzie/Ciel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,754 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 2,245 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013
Duality by Lucillia reviews
In one world, the original Hyperactive Knuckle-headed Unpredictable Ninja Uchiha Tobi is a loyal Ninja of Konoha and Naruto's caretaker, Uchiha Madara is the mastermind behind the Akatsuki, both share the same body, and both try to live their lives despite this fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U.
Obito by Lucillia reviews
He knew that smile which he'd kill to see again, that laugh he'd kill to hear again, that attitude he'd once considered disgraceful. Though he didn't know it when he'd brought the child who had them now home with him, it would be through that child that his son would be returned to him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi
Dichotomy by Lucillia reviews
One does not necessarily equal the other, especially when someone is using more archaic definitions to justify things to themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Albus D. - Complete
A Headache and a Half by Lucillia reviews
Being Director of the SOLDIER program, Lazard has to deal with a number of problems. Zack Fair is one of them.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Lazard D., Zack F.
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams, and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. And, in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan while things happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karin, Naruto U.
A Certain Scientific Uzumaki by Kyong Kybis reviews
Naruto, sage-in-training, is tasked with the infiltration of Konoha Academy, a place where the screwing of people's minds is strongly encouraged. The only thing he has to avoid? Drawing attention to him. Getting involved with the local security forces, picking up a fight with the strongest espers and escaping creepy scientists, Naruto thinks that overall it could have been worse.
Crossover - Naruto & Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/6/2013
Those Who Are Wearing Flowers by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Those who dance in autumn might still dance crowned with flowers. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When You Wish Upon a Materia by XD reviews
Cloud summons Leviathan, and the critter refuses to go away. The only solution may be to go back in time, so Cloud is understandably concerned. It's like they always say: Be careful what you wish for!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,047 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Cloud S., Vincent V.
Henry Black and the Memory of Death by Earl Lonsdale reviews
AU. Harry dies and learns the true meaning of being Master of Death. He goes to a new world as Henry Black to guide Harry Potter, who is neglected by his parents, and prevent him from going down the path of evil. Good Potters and Dumbledore. Different Dark Lord. Multi pairings. Hufflepuff explored.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,504 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P.
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3257 - Favs: 4,381 - Follows: 4,444 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dementors of Azkaban by DrizzleWizzle reviews
(3/7) Harry Potter is thirteen years old, and suddenly there's plenty of flirting at Hogwarts. Flirting with witches, flirting with trouble, and even flirting with dark magic. When Sirius Black escapes from Azkaban, Harry's quest for revenge brings him dangerously close to the very darkness he's been trying to defeat. AU, Slytherin!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,169 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Visionary by BC reviews
Harry wakes up on the first of August 1943, and Tom Riddle's presence seems like the least of his problems… until Tom makes Harry his problem. Old cliché, new design. Slash HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,582 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 2,620 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Zack's Chocobo by Ashray1 reviews
Zack finds a Chocobo and really wants to keep it, no matter what everyone else or the Chocobo himself! try to tell him :
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,854 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
The Doors Didn't Open by MillieBee reviews
'I didn't sign up to get shut in an elevator. I signed up to shoot people and get away with credit card fraud and grope the SOLDIERs when they weren't looking.' Reno and Cloud have a surprising heart to heart in an elevator. Pre-game. Gen. Rated for swearing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Team Tsume by Xana Vlec reviews
Secret operations are essential in war; upon them the army relies to make its every move. The Third decided to craft a genin team designed specifically for intel gathering to prevent the civil war rising in Konoha. Will Team Tsume be able to stop the rising storm?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 193,760 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Finding Hope in Darkness by EmptySurface reviews
Albus was the only one awake in the castle. It was late at night, and he was stalling for time, not really up for more paperwork. Suddenly, a ripple in the wards sent him hurrying towards the source of the disturbance. Nothing could have prepared him for what he would find. And with Harry's luck, is anyone really surprised? Time-Travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 92,518 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Albus D.
Doer of Good Deeds by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, RWHG. Ron recognizes the signs of obsession because he used to obsess over Hermione. Therefore he takes it upon himself to get Harry and Malfoy together when Harry starts obsessing over Malfoy. Otherwise, he might never stop hearing about how ugly Malfoy's supposed girlfriends are. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Infinite Supply by phoenix3488 reviews
There is a reason why the gods aren't allowed to interfere in human affairs. Yondaime didn't know this and the final result was Naruto dealing with the consequences. But are they good or bad for him? Powerful Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,388 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10089 - Favs: 9,864 - Follows: 7,019 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 2,728 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,291 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Healing Creams and Memories by imdeadsothere reviews
Harry comes home with a nasty burn from auror training. Ron fixes him out and a few confessions come out in the process. SLASH. LANGUAGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
World's End Rhapsody by slexenskee reviews
Perhaps time travel isn't what it's all that cracked up to be. OR: Naruto inadvertently trains his younger self for the Chunin exam, and therein learns a lot more about himself than he ever really wanted to. CAS sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,960 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Naruto U.
Silver Lining by stratusfish reviews
Meeting Bruce Wayne wouldn't have been such a calamitous occasion had he not been smack in the middle of his midlife crisis. And by midlife crisis, he really meant sexual identity crisis.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 309 - Published: 8/18/2013
Sharingan Awakening by Golden Seashells reviews
Naruto is called in for a secret 'S' rank mission. Sasuke's sharingan are about to awaken and apparently will cause the Uchiha to want a lover. Sasuke is desperate to prevent this, certain he has no time for a long term partner. Thus 'Stop Sasuke Mushiness Mission' begins! Naruto figures it can't be that hard... Right? SasuNaru SLASH includes KakaIru, KibaHina, LeeSaku and others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,944 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Semper Familia by KatZenSPN reviews
Dean hadn't known this human trafficking crap happened among Hunters. And anyway, Lilim aren't people, they're creatures. But the kid that John's got by the arm, he looks like a person. And what's more, he's the same age Sammy would have been.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,122 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Dean W. - Complete
Parallels by ncfan reviews
As far as Sirius can see, Weasley family politics aren't that different from Black family politics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Sirius B., Percy W., Regulus B. - Complete
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 1,965 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
A Different Kind of 'Jedi' by Snow-Nightshade reviews
Naruto is an age old ninja, forgotten by time, and here he comes to change the course of history. The jedi discover a living god on a new planet, formally neutral, and discover the one and only Naruto... join the gang as they take on the separatists and read as Naruto kicks some major butt! No pairings
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 269 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
Little wooden men by Writing bunny reviews
Naruto gets adopted at an early age. How far can he get with somebody actually supporting him? And how will he influence the Elemental nations? Rating for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 335,255 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Hana I., Yamato
Not the best lesson I've had by NotSuchAPerfectLie reviews
Teddy's reaction to a particular lesson in DADA class. And all the consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,493 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Is it Too Late? by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Loosely collected sequel scenes to Remuneration for Instructional Services.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Harry P.
A Team of Like Minded Individuals by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to an experiment with a Seal gone wrong, Naruto ended up in another world. Fortunately, he landed in good company. Literally.
Crossover - A-Team & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,605 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Murdock, Naruto U.
The Two From Class B by Lucillia reviews
Despite the fact that they were probably on one of the most renown teams in Konoha history, learning under Jiraiya of the Sannin alongside Namikaze Minato himself, they were never going to say a single word about it. As far as they were concerned, they'd never been Genin and anyone who said otherwise was lying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Hiashi H., Hizashi H., Jiraiya, Minato N.
Handler of the Jinchuuriki by Writing bunny reviews
Most Hidden Villages have a person assigned to take care of their jinchuuriki. Konoha doesn't. Why? Maybe there's a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 4,304 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Send in the Clones by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a variant of the Gemino Curse, Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin. He's also sorted into Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Harry P.
My Baby by SoulMalady reviews
After the war, Harry didn't expect to connect so deeply with his godson. The little bugger would have it no other way. Here are some one-shots of Harry and Teddy bonding. Updates whenever I write something new! Latest chapter: Kisses. He planted big, wet kisses on his baby brother's round cheeks and button nose and dimple chin. "You are such a big boy now."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,617 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Harry P., Teddy L.
Gryffindor? by Lucillia reviews
There was a reason you could pretty much tell which House a kid belonged to just by looking at them by the time Harry Potter arrived at Hogwarts. Fortunately, The Doctor arrived and corrected the problem.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/24/2013 - 2nd Doctor, Jack H., Albus D. - Complete
Summer Camp and Politics by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
A series of interconnected fics set in an AU where the elemental countries are modern nation-states locked into an uneasy regional standoff. Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke, Hinata, and others meet at summer camp as children and later fight to improve their world.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,056 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
An older Menace by MirskianQueen reviews
Anakin was fourteen when Qui-gon found him. Already able to use the Force, Anakin knew the Jedi was coming - and his fate... Will Anakin be able to save Qui-gon from certain death?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J.
Nature of a Demon by Lord Mendasuit reviews
If wisdom comes with age, then why would anyone think that a creature as old as the Kyuubi is was dumb, beastly and single minded? Why would anyone deem it a raging berserker? Were he honest, Kurama would admit to some degree of pleasure in disabusing his container of such a notion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Kyubed:Shinobi's Revenge on Naruto by ContraBardus reviews
A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 417,515 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 1,567 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009
Walk Two Lifetimes by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Sasuke told Naruto he could never understand the pain of losing a family he'd never had. So how can someone who had a clan respected by the entire village know what it's like to be alone and hated by everyone? They're both about to find out. AU, No Pairings, Currently being Rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,489 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fair's fair by Solara Myles reviews
After the disastrous chunin exams it wasn't Sasuke that left the Hidden Leaf in search of power. Instead, Naruto, in a fit pain and rage after learning that Sasuke got all the credit, again, leaves the village vowing on his Ninja Way to never let Sasuke achieve his dream of killing his older brother. After all Sasuke stole his dream so it was only fair. Start from Konohamaru's POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,670 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tes Potter and the Meddling Old Man by Lucillia reviews
A few hours can be the difference between the funny story about how your mother went into labor while shopping for biscuits and "Cleanup on aisle 7". A few hours can also lead to a different name and a different life as a result. Unfortunately for Tes, there's a prophesy he has to fulfill before he can live as he wants to, well away from any lunatic wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 192 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Harry P.
Children of the Light by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The wizarding children of the future learn about the Great Dark Lord and the House Elf War. But they do not learn about Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. Those names have been expunged from the record. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,556 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., OC - Complete
Such Small Things by Wicked Falcon reviews
What to do with a fifteen year old padawan that is unable to concentrate. Good thing that Obi-Wan knows what to do. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Daybreak: Part I by DigitalTart reviews
One of Konoha's greatest enemies is long dead, but Akatsuki lives on, and a new threat to peace is rising in the shinobi nations. The question is... who are the heroes, and who are the villains? AU. Follows One Small Kindness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 318,384 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Team Seven, Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 2,320 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Crowning Moment of Stupid by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Madara uses Rinne Tensei through Obito to come back to life. On hindsight, this may not have been that good an idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Complete
Generosity Ill Dressed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry finds Draco lying, beaten, in the middle of Diagon Alley. He can't leave him there, so he takes him home. But it sure would have been easier to leave him there. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,187 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lessons To Be Learned by smartcat reviews
You would think growing up would have an effect on a certain Blonde and Raven haired Uchiha. Think again. Those two may have PhDs but apparently, it proves nothing. Genius Professors, Moronic People. SasuNaru back in original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,909 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Little Brother by hyper active pixie reviews
Sequel to 'Little One'. Harry and Draco have reached age eleven, and are finally off to Hogwarts...house placement, new friends, new enemies, and old enemies...what could possibly go wrong? NOT Harry/Draco slash, hence the title dear readers...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,535 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 2,805 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
No Knowledge, No Money, No Aim by Eternal Payne reviews
In a world where Neville Longbottom was marked as Voldemorts equal, Harry Potter is determined not to be his Inferior, and that leaves only one option... Not Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,748 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P.
Bound By The Ring by acommonname reviews
To stop women from asking him out, Sasuke Uchiha, suddenly goes to work with a fake wedding ring on his finger. He is nominated to be Konoha Corp.'s next president. Everything was going great. Until he was invited to a business dinner with his WIFE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,778 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Obito's Excellent Adventure by WDW reviews
Obito Uchiha was supposed to die a hero's death. But desperation and dimension warping doujutsu were never meant to be combined, and the results send him somewhere- or somewhen- he didn't expect. The Sandaime finds a solution to two of his problems, and Naruto Uzumaki gains an older brother. [A time travel fic] [hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,568 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi
Teddy's Godfather by mrs peeta mellark 2.0 reviews
Harry meets Teddy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Harry P., Teddy L.
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Naruto Oneshots by phantomworks reviews
This update: Seppuku 2. As Sasuke grows up in the facility, he becomes stronger than ever. The white coats have decided it's time. It is time for the Sharingan and Kitsune to meet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,847 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Price by Lucillia reviews
There was a reason the Hogwarts students knew nothing of the actual Hogwarts graduation ceremony, much as they knew nothing of the Sorting, despite the fact that just about every adult witch or wizard has gone though it. If they knew, nobody would turn up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Daddy by Lucillia reviews
Considering who Naruto's secretly and not-so-secretly been the son of in fanfiction, this one just had to be done...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 127 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U., Obito U./Tobi
Forgotten Shinobi by gazz uzumaki reviews
Time waits for no man, yet one shinobi's memories defy's it completely. Sacrificing himself to protect his loved ones, he becomes the first ever to be born a hollow in existence. People, be prepared to be defeated by the mere memory of Naruto Uzumaki.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Naruto U.
The Assassin by Lucillia reviews
The ninja silently ghosted through the hallways of the strange Western castle, intent on reaching his target...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/3/2013 - C. Binns, Hiruzen S., Homura M. - Complete
Congratulations Kakashi, You've Made History! by Lucillia reviews
When people talk about Kakashi's greatness as a ninja, they mention how he graduated Konoha's Ninja Academy at the age of 5 and made Chunin at the age of 6, carefully leaving out what came afterward...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
A Destiny Rekindled by MirskianQueen reviews
Vader finds Luke when he is sixteen, realising Palpatine's lies, he leaves the Empire and renounces the darkside. The Rebel Alliance won't aid him - because of his past serving the Emperor. With no one he can to turn to, and enemies on all sides, Anakin still has his 'kidnapped' son to contend with - but when is doing the right thing ever easy?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,581 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S.
Fade by Mio Amato reviews
That's why Shikamaru wants Naruto to realize that he had friends; friends who'll support him through everything. He just hopes Naruto does realize that before he, or they, fades. Rated T. Hurt/Comfort. R & R please :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Sinister Relations by Snowie2 reviews
An objection is raised to Albus Dumbledore's placement of Harry Potter in a Muggle household. The Wizengamot makes a startling decision that will change the course of history...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,702 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Harry P.
Prevent This! by Lucillia reviews
Uchiha Fugaku and Hyuuga Hiashi watch as several time travelers come back in order to prevent a female Naruto from getting into various relationships.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 164 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Fugaku U., Hiashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 3,235 - Follows: 3,947 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
Correspondence Uninterrupted by Rawr1983 reviews
A minor change can lead to much greater ones. Harry is able to respond to his Hogwarts letter, leading him along a very different path. Starts with Year One. Now in Year Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,989 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Harry P.
Rokudaime by Lucillia reviews
The war is over, and seeing as the Godaime has once again suffered a crippling injury, it is once again time to pick the next Hokage. Sasuke has put his name in as has Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Foreign Concept by Kyong Kybis reviews
Sometimes even aspiring soon-to-be clan leaders need to have the facts of life spelled out for them. Luckily, Kushina is more than happy to fill that role. OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/21/2013 - [Fugaku U., Mikoto U.] Kushina U. - Complete
Fate? by Lucillia reviews
Was it really fate that sent Hizashi into the Branch House, or just random chance and some really rotten luck?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
An Experiment in Intoxication by Lucillia reviews
A story about naruto getting drunk, while I got drunker and drunker. Warning: Do not tryi thhis at hom e unless you are of legal drinking age.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
It's Like Deja Vu All Over Again by Lucillia reviews
Why a Naruto gets pregnant in the Academy fic wouldn't work...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Naruko U., Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
History Exam by Lucillia reviews
After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. AU in which Obito had the temerity to go and die at thirteen before Madara dug his claws into him amongst other things...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sasuke U.
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 2,847 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
C'est La Vie by cywscross reviews
A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,884 - Reviews: 4035 - Favs: 8,652 - Follows: 9,012 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P.
Failure by Liffae reviews
Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,709 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Naruto U.
Police Academy Naruto Style! by Lucillia reviews
What it says on the box. Enrollment in a formerly all-Uchiha institution has been opened to practically all comers by the Hokage. Let the fun begin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,704 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Naruto U., Fugaku U., Madara U. - Complete
Consumed by Lucillia reviews
He'd had a heart once. He knew he had a heart once. People had told him it was there.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Rainbows by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U.
Reactions by Lucillia reviews
How a Kakashi/Naruto relationship would go down in the Canon Universe. Not for fans of Kakashi/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Experiments in Empathy by Paradox Jast reviews
The Nine Tails. Everyone in the Elemental Nations knows about it. But no one knows it as well as one Uzumaki Naruto. So what if he meets it a few years earlier, what's the worst that could happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 108,985 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 2,200 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Stuck with the Bat of the Dungeons by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Professor Snape is busy and needs an assistant during the summer holidays. Harry is the only one avaiable. Set after 5th year. AU, a bit OOC, Just a drabble :P
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,121 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
This Worship of an Extinct Fire by Lomonaaeren reviews
DMHP slash. Unspeakable Draco Malfoy has planned for six months to take down Thomas Linwood, a man who's discovered how to convert wizard bodies into pure magic. He thought he was prepared for anything. And then he discovered the missing Harry Potter in Linwood's compound. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,388 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seeking a Seeker by Stephen Ratliff reviews
When Harry Potter is in the Hospital Wing at the end of his first year, Percy Weasley is asked to fill in as Seeker for the last game of the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Percy W. - Complete
The Road to Tsuchikage by Lucillia reviews
An infant Naruto was brought to Iwagakure where he was raised ignorant of his origins and heritage. Like his canon counterpart, he too wants to protect his village, gain acknowledgement, and become a Kage. Answer to Hecktols' Stolen Hero Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Naruto U., Ōnoki
Uzumaki and Uchiha by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,029 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Uchiha Kushina by Lucillia reviews
Kushina nee Sasuke has three goals in life: 1. Avenge her clan. 2. Restore her clan. 3. Become the girl her parents had wanted.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sasuke U.
A Simple Prank by Kyong Kybis reviews
In which a simple prank leads to one of the most tragic events in Konoha history. Slightly crack-ish. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Tobirama S., Kagami U. - Complete
It's Raining WHAT! by SubZeroChimera reviews
Cats, dogs, kittens and puppies. When an experimental materia goes missing due to a certain red-haired turk, all hell breaks loose as the SOLDIERS clean up the mess. Especially when one blonde cadet finds out the results of the materia worked a little different for him... Eventual twoshot, slight AU, rated for language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Cloud S.
My Reasons by Lucillia reviews
An Obito who's grown tired of listening to the guards rehash their opinions of exactly what was wrong with him as he awaits his trial goes back over his reasons for having joined Madara in the first place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Of Letters and Lists by Lucillia reviews
A comment Harry makes to one of his friends knocks McGonagall for a loop because, once again, something that should be impossible has happened either to or around Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 5,701 - Follows: 6,163 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Konoha's Greatest Hoax by Lucillia reviews
When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 102 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Itachi U., Kabuto Y., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
First Try: Shippuden by Lucillia reviews
It has been three years since Team 7 broke apart and each member went their own way. Now, the Akatsuki are on the move, as is Orochimaru, and things become more complicated as problems at home arise and threaten to distract everyone from their duties at a most critical time. Sequel to First Try: Team 7
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,679 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Colorful by SoulMalady reviews
It has been years since Teddy spoke with Harry. Now, with anger and bitterness in him, he begins to understand why his godfather never seemed to love him...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
The Least Uchiha-like Uchiha by Kyong Kybis reviews
Shisui Uchiha has but one single ambition: to be an Uchiha unlike any of his fellow clan members before him. OneShot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,708 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Glittering Minded by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, established relationship. Harry comes home from a tiring day with an unsympathetic Auror partner, and complains to his supposedly sympathetic lover, who concocts a solution to get rid of the tiredness. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7617 - Favs: 4,923 - Follows: 4,760 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 5,496 - Follows: 5,653 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
First Try: Zabuza by Lucillia reviews
The adventures of Momochi Zabuza House Husband, and his faithful assistant Haku. Drabbles and oneshots, not in any particular order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Zabuza M., Haku
Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin by DrizzleWizzle reviews
(2/7) The Heir of Slytherin stalks the halls of Hogwarts, and suspicions have turned toward Harry Potter. Harry is certain that he is not the Heir. He'd remember if he were petrifying students... right? But why is Harry's best friend, Draco Malfoy, so excited to discover that he can talk to snakes? A/U, Slytherin!Harry. Sequel to HP and the Slytherin Selection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,171 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Jounin Present by Lucillia reviews
Obito may not have been the only one to forget to buy Kakashi a present.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Headbangers by eradicating reviews
Kakashi couldn't help but stare at each one of his students, one at a time, then feel the urge to go to the memorial stone and bang his head against it. Repeatedly. Reincarnation/CRACK/ONESHOT/Probably OOC/Dunno what the hell is going on with the title
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Zack F., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruko U. - Complete
Naruto and his Uzumaki Heritage by funkmasterjo reviews
Naruto plus Uzumaki Heritage. Because I had to do it. Let's make Uzumaki!Naruto an actual tag. I'm gonna be honest though, don't expect a lot of effort from me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,520 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Payback by Lucillia reviews
In a world where everyone but Madara and Obito got their happily-ever-after, Sasuke decides he wants a bit of closure, and like an idiot, Naruto decides to help him. After-all, when are such things ever so simple with one whose main goal in life is to get revenge?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Tobirama S. - Complete
Good Communication Skills by Lord Mendasuit reviews
A decent, convincing argument wherein you explain your reasons for doing something can go a long way in keeping a previously strained friendship intact. Sasuke is, as a matter of fact, intelligent enough to deduce this on his own, even if it might not seem so at first glance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Trust Issues by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Uzumaki Naruto believes he can no longer trust the Sandaime Hokage, for the man has been lying to him his entire life, whereupon Sarutobi decides to try and prove him wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Salt and Burn (It's Firewhiskey, After All) by evansentranced reviews
Harry scoffs. "I killed Voldemort. Done." "No no no no no," Dean says, shoving Harry's glass at him. "No no no," he continues, just in case Harry hasn't caught on. "No. You drink up, buddy." Sam and Dean have a little downtime in the UK, courtesy of Cas, and end up meeting Harry Potter in a pub. Drinking games follow.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 87 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Can I Call Him Dad? by Ink Stained Quill reviews
Teddy is torn between love for his dead father and love for Harry. Will anyone convince him that he can have both? Cute little one-shot with lots of fluff. No Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Harry P., Teddy L., Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
In Which Sirius Can't Tell a Story to Save His Life by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
New Identity in the Past by Dreamyin reviews
Naruto gets himself in 'impossible' situations all the time. However, waking up in Obito's body and buried under boulders, was not something even Naruto thought possible. Will he be able to save Obito and the others? Not to forget, what about that bastard Madara? Timetravel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,010 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 2,695 - Follows: 2,876 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U.
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Brothers Namikaze by Ekusukallybaa reviews
After being blasted back in time to right before the start of the Third Shinobi World War, Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto decides that he will do his utmost to save his parents' lives. Now if he could only figure out how... On indefinite hiatus for planned rewrite.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,518 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U.
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
As Good as Mine by Lucillia reviews
What if there was a good reason for why Molly had steered her brood over to Harry at the King's Cross station and started treating Harry as if he were her own child without consulting him first, a good reason for why seeing Harry dead was a prospect she dreaded as much as the thought of seeing one of her own children dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/12/2013 - James P., Molly W. - Complete
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 231 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Giving Up by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Eventually, even the most stubborn of men give up on the impossible. He held on to the last second, hoping against hope that his once best friend could at least glimpse the light for a few instants. Now, however, standing over his soon to be corpse, he questions Sasuke's motivations for one last time, hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Play It Again Sam by Lucillia reviews
Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U. - Complete
The Pert Penis Proposal by Tocka e reviews
Harry was being courted. With dildos, which, all right. slash. harry/colin. crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Colin C. - Complete
Of Bladders and Days Gone By by Lucillia reviews
As Madara watches Obito train, he finds himself musing on a certain aspect of his past.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Madara U., Tobirama S. - Complete
The Madness of Viktor Krum by jono74656 reviews
Viktor and Harry's tete-a-tete isn't interrupted by Mister Crouch, and Viktor takes advantage of their privacy to to find out if Diggory was telling him the truth about Potter. Goblet of Fire AU, following on from my story 'What The Mermaid Didn't See'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
Perfect SOLDIER by Mystic 777 reviews
Cloud never expected Reno to be a philisophical drunk. A short conversation questioning popular belief. Rated for language, NOT Cloud/Reno.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Of Learning and Survival by Lerafea reviews
AU, Slash. "You're not a Wizard, Harry." - They turned on him, so he ran away and left them to their war. But even from one world to another, he finds that obscurity really doesn't like him. Powerful/Independent!Harry in an alternate school.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,091 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P.
Shanghaied by the Sharingan by TwilightReaver reviews
The Sharingan has great Genjutsu power, and even the power of minor hypnosis, and the Mangekyo Sharingan even more so. Naruto never saw it coming, now he's Kakashi's slave. Warning! Slash! Yaoi! Hypnosis! Mindcontrol! MC! etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Hoist By His Own Edo Tensei by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which a plothole is exploited for the sake of comedy. Orochimaru really should've thought twice about using Edo Tensei to bring back to life the man responsible for inventing it in the first place, ne?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Tobirama S., Orochimaru - Complete
The Contract and the Guide by rrenvy reviews
Harry's subconscious pleaded in desperation "Please! Anything! I'll give – !" and a goddess heard his plea and offered him a deal. She will save Sirius, if Harry agrees to marry Severus Snape in return. Mild Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,648 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Different Kind of Summons by Aesop reviews
During the mission to Wave, Naruto saves a stranger who gives him a special gift as a thank-you. This gift changes everything for Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,184 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 93 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Killer Cadet by SubZeroChimera reviews
Oneshot, slight AU. As if the SOLDIER training regime wasn't cruel enough, things start getting out of hand for the poor blonde from Nibelheim when rumours of a murderous cadet begin circulating through the ranks. How will poor Cloud Strife survive when even the SOLDIERS themselves are afraid? Rated T for language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,089 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Cloud S. - Complete
Training a Shinobi of the Leaf by Nee339 reviews
What set of circumstances would cause Umino Iruka to finally teach Naruto the shinobi arts from the very beginning? Warnings: Rated M for language, violence, and sexual situations. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,640 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Iruka U., Naruto U.
Misperceptions by FrostedMidnight reviews
When Harry discovers a terrified Draco Malfoy hiding in the hallway, his decision to help him will change his life in ways he never imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Sun and the Shadow by Judgement-of-Jashin reviews
Sakura ponders over the odd relationship flourishing in Konoha, and Shikamaru gives her an answer she'd never expect...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Dudders by SoulMalady reviews
There's a strange boy at the doorstep. And he's claiming to be Harry Potter's godson. One-shot, feel good story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Harry P., Dudley D., Teddy L. - Complete
Fox Leaves by AyumiFallassion reviews
What if the Kyuubi never attacked? What if peace talks with Cloud started much earlier? What if, Hinata wasn't the only one they were after? Based off the storyline set down by Lizeth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,775 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara, Kyuubi/Kurama, Shukaku
But, They Didn't by Lucillia reviews
Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.
Door Number 3 by Snootiegirl99 reviews
What happens when two rivals start arguing? They have to demonstrate their skillz, of course! Anakin and Ferus at Knight's Out-the party, drunk and randy.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Ferus O. - Complete
Alternate Transportation by Lucillia reviews
At the shrine at which the Higurashi family resides, there is a well that takes Higurashi Kagome 500 years into the past. At another shrine however...
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Team No Respect by sparrowette reviews
Not every Kekkei Genkai is a superpower lottery jackpot. Chunin Iruka and Anko and tokubetsu jounin Hayate team up to make Konoha and the world at large acknowledge the worth of their lesser-known bloodlines. They may not make Orochimaru's to-do list, but Anko definitely wants his head on a pike. No wimpy defeatist attitude is allowed here!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,797 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Iruka U., Anko M.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 4,125 - Follows: 4,250 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Delivery: An Unexpected Detour by Catsitta reviews
The mystery delivery boy is making a few extra stops on his way to change the course fate. Companion to 'Delivery'.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013
Dance of the Kitsune by SelenaWolf reviews
Haku just laughed weakly. "Yes. It seems no one ever told him we ninja tend to kill our enemies." How Naruto's life would have turned out, had he a better team and Hayate as a sensei. All pairing types possible here. Parts from canon. Will be rewritten/fixed soon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,946 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hayate G.
Good Intentions: Or the Truth about Elves by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
The beliefs and traditions of the wizarding world might not follow the logic of those found in various muggle societies around the world but that does not mean that they should be tossed side in order to conform to one person's ideals. Crack!Fic Pairing: HP/HG with a twist. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Hermione G., Dobby - Complete
Duelists, Burning Bright by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The Aurors decide their trainees need more practice in formal dueling, and throw the competition open to anyone who can give them a good fight. Enter Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Strange Inheritance by Aridethdar reviews
One minute Harry was walking around, minding his own business, and next thing he knows... WHAM! He's a lovely albino snake and can't figure out how it happened! If that's not bad enough, The Dark Lord comes by and decides he'd make a perfect PET. What's a BWL to do? And what's this about being a Creature? ... HP/LV (TMR)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,727 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Sors Daemoniorum by EpikalStorms reviews
Harry Potter vanished off the face of the earth at the age of five. Eleven years later, the Dark Lord Voldemort makes an alliance with the Demon Realm, and Prince Damian arrives for the negotiations. There's something familiar about him, however, that nobody can put their finger on. *Bad Dumbles- Good, Teenage Voldy Tom- Adorable, Shy, Powerful Damian Harry*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,642 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Forgive Us Our Trespasses by sparrowette reviews
Because an eye for an eye makes the world go blind. Naruto forgives everyone, Kyuubi only one, Sasuke wishes Naruto would stop forgiving him, Kakashi is willing to pretend for Naruto's sake and Iruka isn't quite deliberate enough for it to actually count as forgiving.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 117 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Answer by MillieBee reviews
When Cloud messes with a prototype 'materia accelerator' in the ruins of Shinra HQ, he is sent back in time to when he first joined the Shinra Electric Power Company. He wants this second chance to count, but there are rules and they cannot be broken. Also, Zack is very distracting. Inspired by a quote from Doctor Who. Post-game, pre-AC, breaks CC canon. Gen.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,519 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Red Sun by kaen307 reviews
Kyubbi save Naruto from death's door after his fight with Sasuke in the Valley of Death by sending him back in when Naruto just bacame a genin. Of course this time around, Naruto is no longer the innocent child he once was. Dark, smart, and strong Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,103 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 2,223 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U.
Time Travel Jutsu by Lucillia reviews
Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Professor Strife by Basilton reviews
Denzel stumbles into the past, Cloud follows to protect his son. The Crisis is beginning again, but as head of the science department Cloud can change it. Before, the world was saved by the lives of millions. This time, can he save those lives as well?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,204 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Karin and the Other Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
When Karin tries to call a certain someone out for using a certain family name shortly before the beginning of the first phase of the Chunin Exams, she gets a bit of a surprise, as we all know that he's the real thing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karin, Naruto U.
Little Mistake by Lucillia reviews
AU, After several centuries, the Council finally closes a loophole in the code and decides to set an example to teach the Padawans that certain actions have consequences. Unfortunately for Obi-Wan, he's that example!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
The Blessed Realm by senior-witch reviews
After Danzou has been appointed Hokage, Naruto has to leave Konoha. Sasuke is persuaded by his team to search for some Blessed Realm. They meet in a modern town with modern politics and modern standards, including acceptance of homosexuality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 160 - Words: 393,994 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Murúch by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Harry rescues a shipwrecked wizard and nurses him back to health, like a regular Florence Nightingale. Who the wizard is, however, is another matter entirely; Harry soon realises that he can only hide from his past for so long. Some things are meant to follow you no matter where you go. AU BW/HP [Sequel Up!]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,368 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Adventures in the Shinigami's Stomach by Lucillia reviews
Follow the adventures of four Hokages, Kurama's Yin Chakra, and Orochimaru's arms in the Shinigami's stomach.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Hashirama S., Minato N.
32 by Lucillia reviews
Idea from Rorschach's Blot's 101 things I'd like to see in fanfiction list. During the Invasion of Konoha, Sarutobi "goes ape". But, then again, part of his family name was "Monkey".
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Charming When He Needs to Be by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Maybe the world should be grateful that Harry only became the next Dark Lord and not something else. Like the Minister. Featuring Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pool Party Pleasure by RinneganNumber5 reviews
Naruto has some fun at Kiba's pool party. A lot of fun... Lemon, yaoi, OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Darkness Now Stirring by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPSS, pre slash. Harry doesn't know why he's helping Snape look through Grimmauld Place for a stupid artifact on Christmas Eve, except that it seemed like a good idea at the time. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 183 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Delivery by Catsitta reviews
Cloud Strife never made it to Midgar to become a SOLDIER. In fact, he disappeared completely. On the same day he vanished, a mysterious stranger begins delivering cryptic messages and bizarre packages to those bound by a destiny that they didn't even know they shared. To matters weirder, only the recipients seem to see the delivery boy! Very AU. Implied Time Travel.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,721 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Complete
Notes From the Hokage by Lucillia reviews
With two wars, the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Uchiha Massacre and the invasion of Konoha, the Sandaime had had an exciting and eventful time in office. Throughout that term, he had to frequently remind those under his command that they were ninja not hooligans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U.
Kushina's Boyfriend by Lucillia reviews
Prequel to Naruto's BFF. Madara tries to free the Kyuubi early. Things go south for him when he compliments Kushina's hair, and she decides that it is love at first sight. Madara is soon forced to defend his chastity from his would-be suitor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Madara U., Kushina U.
The Party by Dark Angel Leo reviews
Naruto had finally asked out Sasuke, to bad the raven has a strange idea of relationships and before Sasuke starts a new relationship with the blonde he plans to take his Dobe ouut to a little party to intrduce him to the "lifestyle". ONESHOT, SasuNaru, BDSM, AU,COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 3,479 - Follows: 4,007 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
I'm a Cadet by IngridIguana13 reviews
Cloud's zoning out in class and makes excuses that get him into a training session with the great general Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
The Male Kunoichi by Rickysio reviews
Team 7 is sent on a mission to Tsuchi no Kuni, where one of them will have to infiltrate a function - where the wives of the Tsuchikage and Raikage will meet - dressed as a girl. Unfortunately, Sakura isn't up to the task. So, who will it be?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,594 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Deck the Balls by FairyNiamh reviews
Naruto kindly tortures Shikamaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Brotherly Love (not) by Be-ya reviews
[Implied SasukeNaruto] It was when Shikamaru thought of brooding over Naruto's reason and persistence on bringing Sasuke back. "Then…it probably isn't brotherly love?" For some reasons, he felt like he understood the meaning behind Naruto's words.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Everybody Wants To Be A Cat by Les Dowich reviews
Critically injured during the final battle, Harry Potter chooses a simpler way to live. As a cat, Harry finds love and acceptance but no man can be a cat forever and everyone has to grow up and face the world one day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,704 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Selection by DrizzleWizzle reviews
(1/7) At Madam Malkin's, Harry Potter introduces himself to Draco Malfoy. Draco offers to help Harry navigate the bizarre, new wizarding world, and Harry accepts. While Harry finds magic to be strange and amazing, there is no class to teach Harry about the complexities of friendship and social life in Slytherin... AU, Slytherin!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,173 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Jinchuuriki and the Demon Cat by Mya Uzo reviews
Transported to another world pissed Harry off. So, he was going to take his revenge against its population. As a cat. Tora &Harry friendship. Naruto/Harry pairing. yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,003 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Christmas Carol'd by Lucillia reviews
Someone decides to give Sasuke a second chance. On the night after the Bell Test, Sasuke is visited by the Ghosts of Uchiha Past, Uchiha Present, and Uchiha Future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Still Fighting by Miss Saigon reviews
In the long-awaited sequel to 'Still Alive', Harry Potter and his ghostly friend Draco Malfoy still have a lot of work to do. They have failed to destroy Voldemort's weapon. Meanwhile, Harry's friends try to adjust to him being still alive.. and fighting. AU (Canon to OOtP only, SA universe)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,276 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Road Of Life by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which a very bored Hiruzen makes a chronically tardy jounin's life just a little bit better.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Hiruzen S., Kakashi H. - Complete
Under Contract by Rain Seaker reviews
Two-shot. Harry smiles at the anachronistic electricity lines and the shinobi appearing from smoke and leafs on top of a roof and decided that he will like this universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,290 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harry P., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Days of Glory by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco has thought of the perfect sequence of gifts to give to Harry; now if only Harry will be flattered into accepting them. Hogwarts eighth year, fluff. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,304 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Wizard Next Door by fringeperson reviews
The foreign man who had bought the house next door to the Minamino's was pleasant and normal enough... apart from his home remedies which worked like magic... don't own, contains some yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,394 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Harry P., Kurama M. - Complete
A Reluctant Hufflepuff by Horrorshow Jane reviews
"If you're thinking that I'm not going to put you in Slytherin, then you're quite right," sniffed the Hat, sounding somewhat vindictively gleeful. "The house which actually suits you best is—HUFFLEPUFF!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,833 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Draco M.
Draconis Dominus by Lerafea reviews
We have Harry Potter, alternate schooling and graduation. Then we have a hot dragon handler, some romance, war and a happy ending. What's there not to like? WARNINGS: Slash, AU & possible mature themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Harry P., Charlie W.
Tainted by Lucillia reviews
Mizuki reflects on the one crime he got away with. The crime that destroyed his career and eventually led to him betraying Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Mizuki - Complete
Taking the Long View by Lucillia reviews
What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/7/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - Complete
Men by Tocka e reviews
It was a peculiar way to meet, but then, most things normal didn't associate with them in the first place.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Harry P., Cloud S. - Complete
Contract Declined by Luan Mao reviews
The first offer is just a negotiating ploy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Clouds and Chocobos by Catsitta reviews
Clouds are the embodiment of freedom, they symbolize rising above discord and exist without heed to mortal whims. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Coexistence by darkcyan reviews
AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,474 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Crisis Reverted by DarkHybridChild reviews
Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto are dying. To save them, Naruto uses the Time Release jutsu to take them to the past. Their past, or rather, the future, will never be the same. Same threat, new allies, love, hate, deceit and betrayal are all intermixed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,762 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009
Devoir by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. How many life debts can one person owe? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,115 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
First Try: Autumn Leaves by Lucillia reviews
Team 5 Oneshot: In the early days when the team was starting to come together, Naruto finds a D-Rank he likes and Tetsuo finds a reason to teach other than making his wife happy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Eternity by cristofori's dream reviews
It was inevitable to be banned from Konoha, for the seal to break, for the truth to be learned. It was even inevitable for him to change. But he didn't expect Sasuke to enter his life again, and for the feelings he desperately hid to resurface. Rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,829 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Find Me a White Knight Cloaked in Black by cywscross reviews
When the civilians need something made or fixed in a hurry, they all know to go to the green-eyed foreigner. So it stands to reason that, sooner or later, ninjas would come knocking as well. Insanity ensues – they're messing with a Marauder after all. But mostly, Hiei just wishes they would all leave him alone. HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,873 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 4,078 - Follows: 4,701 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P.
The Talk - Shinobi Version by Sakiku reviews
Team 7 has reached an age where it is time for The Talk. The 'how's have already been covered at the academy – now it is time to get into the 'why's. Despite the humor, a serious fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,300 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Never Alone by Lucillia reviews
If the Uchiha had but remembered the root of their power, they could have remained great.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Out of Kindness, Destruction by Lucillia reviews
An act of kindness from the wrong person at the wrong time has the potential to cause a disaster of unprecedented proportions. Being a martyr was in Naruto's blood, all he really needed was a cause.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U. - Complete
Rewarded by Sarah1281 reviews
Severus got his wish when Voldemort decided to stun Lily instead of killing her. With her husband and son dead, what is there for her in this world? And without Lily's sacrifice, will there be any hope for the wizarding world? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Brilliant Bet by Aridethdar reviews
Harry lost a bet, now he is to be Draco's servant one night a week until their next Quidditch match… Next YEAR. But Malfoy has a surprise for Harry and the blonde isn't alone… Slash. Sub!HP/Dom!BZ Voyeur!DM&TN
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 136 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Paid In Full by C.Queen reviews
Alexei Dolohov is determined to settle things between him and Hugo Weasley once and for all. And as always it doesn't go at all the way he planned. Mini sequel to 'For 10 Galleons'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - OC, Hugo W. - Complete
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5355 - Favs: 5,508 - Follows: 6,255 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Pesky Kids by SoulMalady reviews
James, Albus and Lily are soon to learn about their father's involvement with the Malfoys and they're in for a confusing surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,000 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
The Ten Rules of Genesis Rhapsodos by RegenesisX reviews
How to avoid an early death via Commander Rhapsodos. Or how to get yourself killed via Commander Rhapsodos.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Genesis R. - Complete
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3163 - Favs: 5,839 - Follows: 7,907 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Tag by Rain Seaker reviews
Prompt Response. Oneshot. Naruto is jounin sensi of Team 8.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Naruto U., Team Eight - Complete
Average by Death2Deadlines reviews
Oneshot collection - Shikamaru meets a girl he can actually hold a civilized conversation with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,627 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Shikamaru N., Tenten
The Madness of Kurosaki's Sanity by 9foxgrl reviews
One shots of the madness between Ichigo, Zangetsu, and Hollow Ichigo. It's a miracle Ichigo isn't in the loony bin.Taking suggestions from readers. I do not own Bleach.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 28,149 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Harry Uzumaki & the 9 Tailed Fox by Snowy Mountain reviews
The Boy Who Lived is found and adopted by Naruto Uzumaki as a child and raised to be a ninja! How will the Wizarding World be changed by the first ninja-wizard?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,577 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Saving Mizuki by Lucillia reviews
Mizuki's path to salvation hadn't all been roses. The man's thirst for power and respect didn't magically vanish with his decision not to betray Konoha, and old habits die hard. Companion to and expansion of the oneshot Salvation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Mizuki, Naruto U.
Dating Advice by RegenesisX reviews
In which Cloud wishes Zack would just stick to asking Angeal about these sorts of things...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F., Genesis R. - Complete
Tight Spot by hakanamu reviews
Naruto once believed he saw Sasuke as more of a brother than Itachi ever did. But stuck in the 13-year-old ANBU captain's body on the day of Uchiha Clan Massacre, could he really do any better?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,127 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Harry Potter and the God of Death by Nesarna reviews
Getting recruited for another war wasn't quite what he had in mind when his father announced a family trip to England. But now that he's here, Kurosaki Ichigo finds himself pulled into a web of deception, government lies, and centuries-old conspiracies...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 169,004 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Harry P., Ichigo K.
Worth a Thousand by Lucillia reviews
As Tobirama looks at the picture someone from another universe sent him, he couldn't help but laugh.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Tobirama S. - Complete
Please Kill Me by Lucillia reviews
When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Rin - Complete
Shogun by uo-chou reviews
A cruel twist of fate changes Naruto's life forever. Spirit broken and cast out of Konoha, he is reforged as a Samurai of the Fire Country. His new dream? To one day become Daimyo of Daimyos and Samurai Supreme; The Shogun. Rated T for politics and swords
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Naruto U.
It'd Probably Have Been Easier by Lucillia reviews
...If Young Obito had been a bit less like him. But hey, at least he got to say that he'd pranked his father.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Fighting Another War by CrimsonSnowflake reviews
Harry had always known that his purpose in life was to defeat the Dark Lord. Still, in an entirely different world, he had found yet another one. Two destinies to be fulfilled, two worlds to be saved and death was right behind him. SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,789 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
GSS by Lucillia reviews
Someone learns rather late in life that they weren't quite what they thought they were.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Finding a Bit of Trust by Faery's Delight reviews
When Sakura does something to Naruto, he has to rebuild his world. But this time, he as some help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 89,812 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 10/23/2009 - [Naruto U., Ibiki M.] - Complete
A Simple Transaction by jono74656 reviews
Fred and George are businessmen, they wouldn't just give away a priceless magical artifact. They have a price in mind, but is Harry willing to pay? A 'Prisoner of Azkaban' AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Harry P., Fred W.
Take No Umbridge I: As Umbridge Sees it by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Harry Potter discovers that his being Triwizard Champion has some unexpected benefits regarding the teaching of Madame Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Dolores U. - Complete
With Friends Like These by Lucillia reviews
There were times when Naruto used his reputation for being incredibly dense to avoid awkward conversations and/or situations. Thankfully, when it came to one issue, Sasuke believed he really was that stupid, and didn't question any further.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Naruto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Tobi Visits the Past by Lucillia reviews
Obito ends up meeting his future self when he falls out of a swirling vortex into the field where he and his team are training. Naturally, there is horror, angst, and teenage moodiness on Obito's part.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
How To Break A Mask by Kinomi Akai reviews
NOT ON HOLD ANYMORE :DDDDD An incident at the festival on Oct. 10th reveals that there is a lot that everyone doesn't know about Naruto. Smart!Naruto, Sasunaru/Narusasu, Rated M for swearing & citrus, WIP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,068 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Bad Trip by Lucillia reviews
Team Minato find themselves thrown forward in time...into a Kakashi/Naruto universe. They are naturally traumatized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Minato N., Kakashi H.
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Cliche by Lucillia reviews
Naruto Meets Zabuza when he is three. Since it's his birthday, it's only natural that there are drunks and angry mobs about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - Complete
Building Bridges by Melethril reviews
Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 182,447 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 4,629 - Follows: 5,238 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
Pink by fluffy-lover82192 reviews
Naruto loses a bet and now has to suffer the punishment, with who as the punisher? None other then Sasuke. This is rated Mature, because sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,397 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The End by Lucillia reviews
Ten Years after the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto has one last task to complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Kushina U. - Complete
The Stories He Told by Lucillia reviews
He'd told them several times, but nobody got it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Are You Serious? by Imaginarivalued reviews
Crack filled and spoiler for chapter 599. Now with ten percent more mascaline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Misplaced Timing by Zeoniu Zekial Kal Leos reviews
What happens when you take one space-time teleportation jutsu, a dimensional-shifting space-time jutsu, and the natural energies of Sage Mode and stir them all together? One timeline misplaced Naruto Uzumaki. But the past is not always what it seems when your destination is decided by chance, and scheming with foreknowledge can be just as difficult when events unfold otherwise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,605 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Naruto U.
Rewind by x-Trisana-Skystorm-x reviews
Cloud Strife seemed to any other to be your average run of the mill, Saviour of the planet. When he ends it all the Lifestream gives him one more chance. To take it back, return to the beginning. To rewind. Time travel fic. Slash.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 139,660 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Harry's Hero by Silverfawkes reviews
Sequel to Sirius' Savior, Harry heads to Hogwarts what lies in store for him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,997 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
Food Fight by Lucillia reviews
Konoha and Iwa are epic rivals, and when teams from both nations meet competition inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Reason by Lucillia reviews
Considering the fact that both sides believed that they were right, they would naturally believe that what they were doing was the right thing, and may even have similar reasons for doing what they were doing, and a shared inspiration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Path Has Been Set by Lucillia reviews
You were born in pain, darkness, and hatred, and you will likely die the same way, but along the way, you just might save the world. That at least is what you keep telling yourself as the number of sacrifices it takes for your plans to come to fruition continues to mount.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Gateway Book? by Lucillia reviews
For some, it would seem that reading Jiraiya's works leads to undesirable behavior. When Sai finds Jiraiya's only non-pornographic work at the library, there are a couple of small misunderstandings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Sai, Kakashi H. - Complete
Unplanned Incidents by TwinTrouble reviews
Companion fic to 'Unplanned Paternity'. Any drabbles you lot want me to write, this is where they'll go. This is any gaps and silences, any cute baby moments, any bits and peices I missed out in the main story. Send me requests for bits you want. :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,092 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
This Silent Sacrifice by Njoki reviews
Time travel/AU. Cloud is cast into a new world when his planet is destroyed, tasked with saving this new younger planet, but can fate ever really be thwarted?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 120,120 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
My Nephew Harry 2: The Hogwarts Years by Lucillia reviews
After spending a few years in the care of his Aunt Marge, it is now time for a Harry to go to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,724 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Marge D., Harry P.
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,792 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
They Shook Hands : PostCanon Revision : Year Four by Dethryl reviews
The last part of the revised series. After this, I move into Year Five with the revised cast. This is essentially the same story, but names have been changed and grammar has been corrected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,427 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Konoha: At His Fingertips by MegaB reviews
Bereft of dreams, adrift in the World, what's a guy to do when his life comes crashing down? Seize it in his hands of course! Big pieces begin to move and Naruto makes his decision; this is his World, Dattebayo!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,331 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Wanted: Perfect Mommy Candidate by Loki.1827 reviews
Sasuke, a single father, started having problems when his 5 year old son Itachi asked for a mom. And it became a bigger issue when his son chose a perfectly male blond. Matchmaking and chaos courtesy of a five year old ensue. SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,010 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Name He Could Do Without by Lucillia reviews
There is a world where, thanks to a run of really bad luck and poor timing, Namikaze Minato picks up a slightly different nickname.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Minato N. - Complete
Tampering with Time is Risky Business by Athey reviews
Draco deeply regrets taking the Mark. He's terrified of failure and he cant fix the vanishing cabinet. Then he stumbles across a box that holds the secret to time travel. He goes back to 1st year to try and save his family and earns a loyal friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,815 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Thirty Years by Lucillia reviews
To an outside observer, he had been given an eternity. As far as he was concerned however, he was only allotted a mere thirty years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
How Crap TV Saved the World by Lucillia reviews
A year after Dumbledore, Black, the Lupins, and Harry Potter's parents revealed themselves to still be alive after the end of the Second War, Harry decides to get his revenge on them by inviting them to Rita Skeeter's new talk show so they could reveal themselves to the world as they really were and bring themselves down. On the set, the Wizarding World gets an unexpected surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Rita S. - Complete
Sealed Moments by Skeren Dreamera reviews
There were days when Jiraiya wondered if people forgot that Orochimaru had been his teammate. Yes, he was evil. Yes, he did bad things. That didn't mean it had always been that way, and some days he just wanted to shout them all down with how wonderful the man had been, once. That didn't mean he ever would though.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
The Shinobi Test: First Mission by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth? - Team Seven's first mission in a harder and less forgiving world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,193 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012
Tales of the FoxCat by Ozzallos reviews
An act of betrayal lands Ranma changed and far from home. Naruto meets a red headed girl one day while goofing off and the destinies of both are changed forever.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 162,023 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Ranma, Naruto U.
Coalesced Matter by Mirror and Image reviews
Jedi Master Dooku is in a long-term undercover assignment with slow but steady progress. But he gets a distress call from this Knight Kenobi with a Padawan Skywalker and things just start to go crazy.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,414 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Count Dooku - Complete
Playing Games by Lucillia reviews
Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Zack and Cloud Have Some Fun by CloudLoverXXX reviews
Zack wants to get kinky in the bedroom! But what does Cloud think?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Secret Passions by Pyrite reviews
Kankuro meets Naruto before the chuunin exams and decides that he wants to have him. He decides he will do whatever he has to do to get a piece of Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Naruto U., Kankuro - Complete
Double the Strife by fringeperson reviews
Zack knew Cloud better than anyone, no matter what Aerith said. It was a guy thing. So when Zack suggested a plan that was intended for his own benefit as much as preventing the whole 'rocks fall, people die' bit... Well, he agreed. oneshot, complete, don't own. No stated pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,731 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Cloud S. - Complete
Inherited Love by Adevlo. D reviews
When having a child genetic traits are obviously passed down to them. Kaito, for example, inherited Sakura's flawless skin, Sasuke's sharingan eyes, and both talents for being a splendid shinobi. Too bad both parents also passed down their need for a certain dobe onto him as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Naruto: Split by EdStargazer reviews
Orochimaru's seal in the Forest of Death has an unintended consequence. Instead of one Naruto, there are now two. Both claim to be the real Naruto but how can one prove it when that Naruto is a female. Chapter 8: Battle Royale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,050 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
NaruShikaChou by Lucillia reviews
Otherwise known as Team Slacker.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Naruto U., Chōji A.
Library Science by RegenesisX reviews
25 things Cloud Strife probably shouldn't be doing in a library.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Cloud S. - Complete
Dead Helpful by rrenvy reviews
During the summer before his sixth year Harry meets the curious vampire Sanguini and befriends him. To cure his own boredom and to help Harry Sanguini becomes the new DADA professor as Nigel Sandman. Mild Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,487 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - [Harry P., Sanguini] - Complete
We'll Be Fine by Adevlo. D reviews
Thing is that even though I'm higher than a friggin' airplane it doesn't change the fact that I'm getting screwed by my dad while my mom is sleeping across the hall and Sasuke is hiding in my closet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Shinobi Test by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
Reflections of Demons by evil genus reviews
When the fight on the bridge takes an unusual turn, the whole Naruto tale changes, based off the one-shot Mirror, by Uchiki na Kage, see what happens when a hidden truth is exposed see inside for better summary Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,602 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,481 - Follows: 2,328 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Homework by PadyandMoony reviews
How did Harry become Head of the Auror Department? A hilarious one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Easy In Theory by Lucillia reviews
The concept is simple enough, and the materials are there, which begs the question of exactly why there are no firearms in the Elemental Nations.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
Fallacious Deity by Sinnatious reviews
What if Cloud had killed Chaos in the 12th cycle?
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,049 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Cloud S., Cosmos - Complete
Another Sad Statistic by Lucillia reviews
Harry watched his friend's abusive marriage end in tragedy, powerless to stop it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Dear sixteen year old me, by MischiefManaged007 reviews
Harry Potter characters write letters of advice to their sixteen year old selves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 108 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 2617 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011
True monster by Yellow prince reviews
Born from streetwoman's womb, and Kyuubi's power sealed into him, Naruto's entrusted to ROOT under secrecy while everyone's thinking Minami, Minato and Kushina's daughter, as a hero. Full summary inside. Yondaime family alive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,061 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Naruto U., Amaru
Sexy no Jutsu by DarkQueenDraconite reviews
Konohamaru accidentally opens a vial that changes all the sexes of all the characters in Naruto, as well as makes them super sexy. Pre-Chuunin Exams, and Sasuke and the Sand Sibs are thrown into the gender-madness...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,316 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010
Forward Motion by Adevlo. D reviews
His place would always be behind Sasuke, and Naruto would just have to accept that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,623 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Truth and Reasons by Hopeful Puppy reviews
After being attack on a patrolling mission gone wrong, Shikamaru wonders how well he really knows Naruto and how much he is willing to find out... "I am Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze and I'm about to tell you an S-Ranked secret"...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,025 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3886 - Favs: 10,719 - Follows: 10,114 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Well, it's raining, sir by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry explains to Snape why rain kept him from doing his homework. First in the Potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Oh, That Boy by moonshin3 reviews
..He was simply gushing over the Malfoy boy. It was constantly written all over his face.. whenever Draco was in the vicinity. Or brought up in conversation.. It made Hermione ill. But it also made her think. The timing was obvious, this crush had began right after Slughorn's Potion Class, right after an hour spent brewing love potion..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Best Sort of Birth Control by Lucillia reviews
There is a reason that the teen pregnancy rate in Konoha is unusually low, and has been since the days of the Nidaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Complete
Protégé: Vigil by Andrea13 and PersephoneKore reviews
Sequel to "Protégé: Chosen" and "Protégé: Padawans." Dooku has continued training Anakin... and the Sith Master is looking for a new apprentice.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,480 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Count Dooku - Complete
Sneaking Around Konoha by enchanted nightingale reviews
Loneliness was not for him, Harry knew that. Then he met Kakashi and he found a solution to his problem. HarryKakashi. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,435 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 3,131 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Beauty, Danger: They Are The Same by fringeperson reviews
Naruto receives care from a collection of lovely ladies and the two men who own the club they work in. With such influences in his life, it should be expected that things work out differently. Hints of same-sex relationships if you squint. Don't own, Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,810 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fortune Favours the Damned by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Sirius hasn't the first clue who this green eyed stranger is exactly, but he's here now and somehow he's Sirius' problem. AU Rating upgraded due to language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 4,951 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Raising a Raven by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
Sometimes mixing Susanoo and Kirin has deadly side effects. When team Kakashi finds an injured young Itachi the very motives of Konoha are questioned. In the end, Sasuke's "little" brother may be the one person who can bring him back to Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,111 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Silver and the Sun by max.tmy reviews
The Yondaime was their leader. Their protector. Their god. He would live forever as a hero. But when his son is found nearly dead,the 3rd Hokage is forced to take crucial decisions,which includes making a peculiar request from the unusual Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,699 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Troublesome Fate by fringeperson reviews
Life hadn't been all that great for the nearly-forty-year-old Nara Shikamaru, not bad, but not great. Suddenly faced with the unwanted opportunity to do it over again though, well, he was a genius. Only an idiot would pass up such an opportunity, however unwanted it was. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 228 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Iridescent by Veterization reviews
Draco/Harry oneshot. Set in OotP. When Draco Malfoy tells Harry that he knows about his secret Defense Against the Dark Arts group, his first impulse is to panic. When he tells him he wants to join, his second impulse is to be very confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For 10 Galleons by C.Queen reviews
Slytherin Alexei Dolohov needs just ten galleons in order to buy a new broomstick for the Quidditch finals, and wouldn't you know it, Hugo Weasley happens to have just that amount. But the coins are not for free.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,566 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - OC, Hugo W. - Complete
Chicken Bone by Mystic 777 reviews
A fic slightly mocking an unusual prop design in the movies. Young Tom Riddle is NOT amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2655 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Naruto no Kitsune by TheNineTailedKitsune reviews
Naruto is placed under a Genjutsu that makes him suffer his past as a child. The Kyuubi finds him in his mind and is the one to save him. After he wakes up he seems fine, until he starts acting like a fox along with growing the ears and a tail to prove it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,221 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Soldier Not So Loveless by Enide Dear reviews
Sephiroth has had it with that damn book! But Loveless wont die that easily. Rated for total lack of taste and improper treatment of books.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sephiroth, Genesis R. - Complete
Gently Go by BajaB reviews
Harry's back on the ghostly platform where he last spoke to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alternative Tournament by twistyguru reviews
The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,007 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Itachi is a Massive Troll by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Itachi and Sasuke have a conversation during the Fourth Shinobi World War. It doesn't turn out the way that Sasuke expects it to. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guests of Honor by Lucillia reviews
During a festival to celebrate Konoha's surviving its first Winter, the founders bring in a group of people from another universe where it's the future already. Things don't go quite as planned.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
A long wait for freedom by charlie-becks reviews
A 5year old child dies at the hands of his family And to this day can be seen at the house in which he died. Will he be saved or will he be on his own forever? Warning: mentions of abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Black Vengeance by Teufel1987 reviews
AU Third Year: He spent twelve years in hell for a crime he did not commit. Sent there without the courtesy of a trial. Betrayed by his friends and allies. Now he has broken out. He will find and catch that rat and then, they will pay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,433 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
The Medic of Konoha II by ares88 reviews
Three years has passed since the end of MOK. What will happen now when Naruto and Haku try to live their lives the way they see fit. What about Tsunade, Shizune and others? Things never go as planned to our hero and his poor friend No!NaruFemHaku!romance
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,849 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Naruto, Rise of the Pervy Sage! by Ranmawho1 reviews
Something happened the night that Naruto became a genin- he met they Kyuubi. Because of this one event, his entire future will change... Watch as Naruto takes his prized first original technique and becomes Konoha's Pervy Sage! Not a serious story!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,641 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 275 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Shut Up and Drive! by Catsitta reviews
They could not have been more different, but they needed each other all the same. Slightly AU. RenoxCloud. Oneshot. Lemony flavor.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Reno, Cloud S. - Complete
Dogtags by TwinTrouble reviews
Pet: n. 1. A fit of bad temper or pique. 2. An animal kept for amusement or companionship. 3. Uzumaki Naruto, host of Kyuubi no Kitsune.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,950 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Mercy by lirance reviews
"He is expected to wipe noses and dry tears and teach arithmetic and geography and how to kill yourself silently and produce well-rounded, intelligent, promising murderers and attend a thousand funeral ceremonies." Iruka waits and watches after Sasuke leaves. It's too late anyway. It always was.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Iruka U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Snake's Play by Kabuki-An reviews
"Who are you?" the snake asked 4-year-old Harry Potter. I think Harry doesn't use his ability, talking with snakes, too often. So let's see what will happen, when he finds a snake in his aunt's garden. Being a parselmouth might be useful in getting a friend. But what will happen next?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Harry P.
In the Way by edgewareroad reviews
Victoire keeps getting in James's way. Teddy/James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Teddy L., James S. P.
What The Mermaid Didn't See by jono74656 reviews
Cedric didn't give Harry the tip about the Prefect's Bathroom solely to balance the score between them... Smut. Warnings, dub-con due to underage character. Cedric is a bit of a bastard in this fic. First fic in the HP fandom, be gentle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
All But Name by Mirror and Image reviews
"You will be a Jedi, Anakin. I promise you. In all but name."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,985 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Games by ZombieWaffles reviews
Kiba is always messing around with Naruto. But what happens when Kiba pushes Naruto to far? Smut of course. KibaNaru. Lemons, MaleMale. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Masters of Death by enchanted nightingale reviews
What if immortals were not the only ones who could cheat death? How does the immortal known as Death meet with the only mortal who mastered Death? Harry/Methos. Slash.
Crossover - Highlander & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,610 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Methos, Harry P.
Theirs Was The Graveyard by WillowBlueJay17 reviews
Listening to instincts, luck, chance...It is amazing how a few slight twists of fate could alter so much. AU. One-shot. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Gender Confusion by fringeperson reviews
Haruhi is rather famous for not caring about gender differences, and that can more or less be blamed on Ranka. So, is it so unreasonable that this confuses everybody around the young Fujioka? Male!Haruhi. oneshot, don't own, complete.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Beyond Death by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Kakashi sees shadows and prevents disaster by calling upon one of the few people he subconsciously knows he can trust - even when he doesn't remember him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
They Shook Hands : PostCanon Revision : Year Three by Dethryl reviews
Continuing with the series, there are a lot fewer changes than in the other two stories. Keep an eye out for the odd new scene. Names changed to protect me. More Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,341 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
If at First You Don't Succeed by HarleyD reviews
Blaise doses Draco with a love potion and he of course is all over Harry, and after Harry fixes it Blaise does it again. And again. Eventually Draco should get the point, right? Unapologetic fluff here. And maybe a little OOCness, enjoy! m/m
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,745 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Inner Lands by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry wants to know why Draco Malfoy is a Sidhe lord, and why he's leading the Sidhe delegation threatening the wizarding world. But most of all, he wants to know why he's the one meeting them. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,234 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Soldiers' remedy by Enide Dear reviews
The First Class Soldiers find themselves in a difficult situations that only Cloud's 'special powers' can remedy
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Til We Meet Again by Lucillia reviews
Between Madara's death and his revival in Naruto's BFF, Naruto moved on and lived eight years of his life, during which, he grew up and became a ninja. Not necessarily in that order. Oneshots and Drabbles, not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Naruto U.
Killing Intent by demonicnargles reviews
Kyuubi was said to have been so powerful and malevolent that its presence could be felt from miles away, with a killing intent so strong it could freeze elite ninja in their tracks. What if Naruto received some of this as Kyuubi's host? One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Defending Sirius Black by Luiz4200 reviews
AU Not satisfied with what Dumbledore told in the letter he left with Harry, Vernon Dursley goes to the Wizarding World and learns about Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,117 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Vernon D., Sirius B. - Complete
Salvation by Lucillia reviews
A young Mizuki meets a dimension hopper who saves him during an escort mission gone bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Mizuki, Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Short,unrelated stories.Gen, crack pairings.Varying ratings. So far NaruShika,HinaKure,Gai'n'Lee gen,NaruIta, NaruSasu,Tsunade gen,NaruSaku,NejiNaru,NaruSasu,Team7,SaiVSSasu,ItaNejiSasu,NaruKiba, Kakashi gen,NaruIno,AsuKaka,ItaSasu,NaruHina...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 27,190 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shodai Hokage Madara by Lucillia reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Corrupted by Lucillia reviews
In the world of children where things are generally black and white, trying to get them to hold a double standard is often an impossible task.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Avoidance by Lucillia reviews
While Naruto was dense, he shouldn't have been so oblivious as to not notice that an entire clan with at least a hundred members had suddenly vanished...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Tekka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Without Naruto by Lucillia reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Difference Between a Chuunin and a Jounin by Mirror and Image reviews
There is one notable difference between Chuunin and Jounin. Then there's the difference between Kakashi and everybody else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Getting Away by fringeperson reviews
If he's lucky, the freak will be killed in a back alley somewhere. Vernon signs Harry's permission slip for Hogsmeade trips in exchange for Harry leaving Privet Drive for the rest of the summer. Understandably, stuff happens. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 406 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Difference Between Mostly and All by Lucillia reviews
Haku is forced to take extra measures to convince his master's opponents that Zabuza is dead when Team 7 gets a slightly more...pragmatic Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 107 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Haku, Naruto U. - Complete
Izuna's Adventure by Lucillia reviews
Izuna decides to experiment with his Mangekyo Sharingan and ends up in a world where his counterpart is a fratricidal ass who wanders around wearing an open shirt and a purple rope for a belt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Izuna U. - Complete
Bad Boys by Crowlows19 reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are the best, the baddest, and the loudest in their Auror Unit. And now they've been thrown through time to thirty years in the past. How much chaos can these two cause? Rated for violence and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,560 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Exam by Lucillia reviews
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 160 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Between Mizukage and Tobi by Lucillia reviews
Nobody knew what Madara was up to in the time between being the Mizukage's puppet master and his first appearance as Tobi, until now that is. Unrelated Oneshots, multiple crossovers. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Madara U.
Caught in the Whirlpool by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, follows "Let's Go Safari!". Kushina planned on returning to the Land of Whirlpools after she married if she ever returned , but life doesn't always go as planned... But it can't get any worse, right? Read, review, and enjoy!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,086 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011
Spin Me Right Round Baby by Asuka Kureru reviews
"The drunker Sasuke was, the harder it got to make the bottle end its spin onto appropriate people without anyone catching on." NaruSasuSaku OT3, humor and making out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
He Who Dances with Shadows by BlackBird6295 reviews
When he leads a team of his Genin comrades that ends in disaster, Shikamaru struggles with his paranoia of being unwanted by his comrades, and also struggles with his inside feelings toward them. I suck at summaries
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Kindergarten ANBU by soprano-in-waiting reviews
After one final battle with Madara, Naruto wakes up to find some surprising changes have occurred. Impossible changes. A cosmic accident has given him a second chance. No one ever said he had to live it the same way twice. TimeTravel. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,491 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Sojourners by XD reviews
In a world where Materia is but a mere memory, the Planet demands an ancient war hero be brought back to neutralise an ancient war threat. Cloud has always been condoning of the Planet's wiles. Not quite so anymore, now that Sephiroth is in the picture.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,739 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Of the Dead by Lucillia reviews
He wandered through the village like a ghost, and for all of the attention the villagers paid him, he may as well have been one.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Tobirama S. - Complete