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Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.
- Kurt Vonnegut

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Not Playing with a Full Deck by 4ofCups reviews
Gotham's most feared criminal has been insulted on a grand scale. What type of revenge will he exact on the woman who's responsible? Lois Lane will find out the hard way. This Joker is feral, bloodthirsty and hungry for revenge. Mature content.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 268,602 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Two Step by Disrupted Original reviews
Nick-centric continuation of L4D2. At least twice a day he would trace a finger over the faded highways that stretched over the map in his hands. Every step he took could very well be in the wrong direction, but he had to take it. He had to find them. Language, violence, adult situations. Original characters. No pairings, just friendship. Complete. Thank you for reading!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 218,108 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Nick - Complete
Shadow Selves by Lauralot reviews
Living together against both parties' will is hard, and romance is never easy. Especially when your alter egos hate each other. Eventual Wayne/Crane. Sequel to The Knight and The Prince.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 268,766 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Knight and the Prince by Lauralot reviews
Joker decides he wants to play mind games with Batman, and brings the Scarecrow along. Somewhat slash. Sequel to Say That We're Sweethearts Again.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 167,979 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Say That We're Sweethearts Again by Lauralot reviews
It's never easy to reconcile a friendship, especially if you broke the friendship by breaking your friend's ribs. Sequel to The Accidental Therapist.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,599 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
The Matrix Characters, Your Very Own Manual by Possessed-Gummy-Bear-Inferno reviews
Here are the long awaited Manuals to your favorite Matrix characters! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's not Neo, it's not the Nebuchadnezzar, it's...the sentinel! Huzzah!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,983 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006
The Accidental Therapist by Lauralot reviews
Sometimes you end up helping the villain, when all you intended was to bring him in. Sequel to Act Like We Are Fools. Rated for gore.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,458 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Everything In Between by Larissa Fae reviews
Post-TDK, AU, Joker/Rachel, sequel to Speak & Sing. Following the events in Sing, Jack's back in Arkham. With the help of her friends, Rachel needs to keep her life from falling apart.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,698 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Rachel D., Joker
Chair Affair by SuicidalImbecile reviews
Morpheus has a chair fetish; Neo becomes a nudist; Trinity is scarred by Morpheus's ballet recitals; and Link isn't able to handle the Neb's oddness.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Morpheus, Trinity - Complete
We Could Be Heroes by PineappleGrenade reviews
Gotham, the city that never sleeps because it is afraid of nightmares. One man has taken it upon himself to protect Gotham from her nightmares, but he can't even save himself from his own; the nightmare that wears the face of a clown.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,266 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Sing by Larissa Fae reviews
Post-TDK, AU, Joker/Rachel, sequel to Speak. After nearly two years of marriage, Rachel's ready for kids, but murders in the area are giving Jack second thoughts, especially as they seem to be targeting his past as the Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 134,985 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Rachel D., Joker - Complete
Hide and Go Seek by santeria reviews
Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth, Nolan-style... Oh, alright then, snarls the Joker, let’s just pretend it’s been an hour. And the inmates scatter to hunt their prey.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
The Case Of The Unsolvable Riddle by PineappleGrenade reviews
Could this be the end of the Dynamic Duo? Have they at last met their match in that plundering Prince of Puzzles, the Riddler? Find out the answers in this exciting adventure! Warning: Contains puns that some readers may find contrived.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Edward N./The Riddler, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Act Like We Are Fools by Lauralot reviews
This could only end badly, but he couldn't help but go along for the ride. Joker/Crane. Sequel to Mad Friends.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,255 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Speak by Larissa Fae reviews
Post-TDK, AU, Joker/Rachel. A rehabilitated Jack Napier is brought into police custody after his wife of four years, Dr. Harleen Quinzel, falls to her death from their apartment. He's declared innocent, but 'rehabilitated' doesn't always mean 'cured.'
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,404 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Rachel D., Joker - Complete
Mad Friends by Lauralot reviews
Joker wasn't the only one Harleen Quinzel treated. The story of her fall to darkness through the eyes of her patient and friend, Jonathan Crane. Rated M to be safe.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,535 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
A Paler Shade of Grey by The Kat Valentine reviews
-Third in the Dark Side of the Moon series- Harvey Tinkle, the unexpected Harley Quinn, finds herself pregnant with the Joker's child. When tensions between she and Cleave grow too overbearing, a certain villainess picks up the pieces. Enter: Poison Ivy.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,329 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Joker - Complete
From The Inside by PineappleGrenade reviews
-Post TDK- With Joker in Arkham Asylum and Batman on the run, the world as they know it is falling apart. But when they start to experience each other's thoughts they are forced to re-evaluate everything they've ever known.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,995 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
The Joker's Prayer by 4ofCups reviews
What does the Clown of Chaos pray for at night?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2008 - The Joker, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Hurrah for Batman! by PineappleGrenade reviews
Good, clean, old-fashioned fun with a little bit of naughtiness thrown in for good luck. Join Batman and Robin as they investigate a series of strange happenings that lead to an abandoned warehouse. Can they work out what’s going on before it’s too late?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Play it again, Sam by Salamara reviews
The Joker can't resist a good game - especially when he has the best hand. What could be better than an Ace in the Hole? Until he realises he has something no one supects - he has a Wild Card to play...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,701 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
NeOhs by Moofable reviews
Reader warning: This is stupid and not serious at all. How far will Neo go to save an anonymous person's life? Not very. SmithxNeo. With a cameo from Starscream of Transformers.
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Neo, Smith, A. - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by The Kat Valentine reviews
-First in the Dark Side of the Moon series- Gotham City is the new home to lackluster journalist Harvey Tinkle, a failure in most respects. But when she meets Cleveland, her neighbor, she's in for more than she bargained for. Enter: the Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,404 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Joker - Complete
You don't know what it's like to be an Agent by Byl Glinka reviews
Agents have problems too. It's not all dodging bullets and killing humans.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/25/2000