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hey there readers! I'm alexz and I like to read and sometimes write stories just like everyone...
One of my obsessions is Glee... ok is Faberry... I just can't help they're so good for each other... just let them be Ryan Murphy!!
my Favorites Glee Quotes!
Kurt: I wanted toned down.
Brittany: A unicorn is someone who knows he's popular, but isn't afraid to show it.
Teacher: What's the capitol of Ohio?
Brittany: I'm also a unicorn. Maybe a bi-corn. Either way, I'm starting to believe in my won magic.
Burt: You're gay. You're not like Rock Hudson gay. You're really gay. You sing like Diana Ross and you dress like you own a Magic Chocolate Factory.
Jacob: Ooh, Brittany, what are your plans for the future?
Sugar: I worked that song like a hooker pole.
Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Mercedes: Oh, Hell to the no! Look, I'm not down with all this background singing nonsense. I'm Beyoncé, I ain't no Kelly Rowland!
Puck: It was a message from God: Rachel was a hot Jew and the good lord wanted me to get into her pants.
Holly to Emma: My lips are sealed, just like your legs. Ha, kidding! God, that was rude.
Puck: Dude, your mouth is huge. How many tennis balls can you fit in there?
Sam: I dunno, I've never had any balls in my mouth. Have you?
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