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Author has written 28 stories for Torchwood, Lord of the Flies, Mummy, Doctor Who, Merlin, Memoirs of a Geisha, South Park, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Being Human, Robin Hood BBC, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock, Van Helsing, and A-Team.
Hi I love writing stories although I know I am not very good at it. I have deleted several stories which I do not think I will ever be able to finish although I may rewrite them later on. Also most of my stories I like to write and then rewrite to improve the first try so I welcome constructive critisism but no flames if you think my stories bad please tell me why.
I own nothing in any of my stories apart from a few Oc's everything you recognize belongs to the appropriate authors, actors, singers, directors, producers or woever else owns them.
Write a master/martha pairing oneshot or multichaptered story. Must be set after Last of the time lords.
Write a Djaq/ Guy of Gisbourne pairing oneshot can be fluffy or dark or nything else you feel like.
My favourite books are
Lord of the flies (Jack and Simon are my fave characters)
Harry Potter (Belltrix Lestrange, Tonks and the weasley twins are my fave charcters)
Anne rices vampire chronicles (Lestat, Marius and David Talbot)
Lord of the rings (Aragon, Gandalf and Eowyn)
Anything by shakespeare (mainly Macbeth and Julius ceasar)
My fave tv shows are:
Doctor who (Marthas my fave assistant, the masters my fave villan)
Torchwood (Owen and Tosh, why'd they kill off the 2 best chracters?)
The simpsons (Bart, Lisa and Sideshow bob)
The young ones (Vvyan)
Mighty boosch (Vince and Naboo)
Robin Hood (Djaq, Isabella and Guy of Gisbourne)
My fave movies are:
Pirtes of the carribean (Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones)
V for vendetta (V and Gordon)
Kill bill (Oran Ishi)
League of extrodinary Gentlemen (Dorian and Mina)
The Dark knight (the Joker)
naruto (kakashi, Orochimaru, Itachi and Hinata)
Inuyasha (Naraku, Sesshomaru, Rin)
Favourite pairings (non oc)
Daniel/ Betty (ugly Betty)
Master/Martha (Doctor who)
DavyJones/Tiadalma (pirates of the caribean)
Arthur/fem Merlin (Merlin)
Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
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You know you have been on the computer TOO long when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
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