I didn't bother asking what a 'unit' was. It was Ivan freaking Braginski related and damn it I wanted one! Unfortunately stupid company is stupid and did not send me what I asked for. Based on "est. 1995"'s Formerly Lollidictator manuals, here's my story. I feel unoriginal.

Alfred feels he's settled well in England with his flat-mate Arthur and college chums. He's a semi-closeted and sexually-frustrated homosexual, but he doesn't let that get him down. Then the dreams begin, dreams of a strange creature with violet eyes that fixes those problems. As Alfred will learn though, incubi are dangerous things. AU Incubus!Ivan/Human!Alfred prizefic

The year is 1892 and Albus Dumbledore is helping is friend Garrik Ollivander procure a feather from the nest of a powerful and elusive red phoenix to make into a wand. On this evening and morning Albus will see the beginning of a friendship that will last to the end.

Amy Tanner OC wanted to go on her Pokemon journey with her friend Ash, but her dad is a !@# and makes her travel with her enemy Gary instead. Strangely, Gary agrees to this arrangement. OCXGary Cover image by ToxicLoveYGX on Quizilla.

Prizefic for invisiblecanada as my 100th review on my manualfic. My prompt was for a RussiaXAmerica Cold War crackfic rated T. Well, it's certainly cracky if nothing else...

America invites his closest friends, and Russia for some reason, to a slumber party. He wants to play a card game. A rather... special card game. No one is sure what to think. I'm not sure either be honest with you...

One Shot; Russia explains to Lithuania why he wants to become one with all the nations of the world! Once Lithuania hears the reason though, he has his own theory to share.

Russia has captured Poland and once again Poland is not going to die. Russia is fed up with Poland continuously rising from the ashes whenever he is partitioned, and finally asks how exactly he keeps doing that. Poland gives his response.

One Shot, two stories: Canada is forced to entertain Alfred and Arthur without warning, and in a less-than-brief interlude we learn about how France discovered Canada.

One Shot: Italy is scouring Germany's house for pasta. Pasta senses tingling, he breaks down a door that releases in Germany memories he had forgotten long ago. Perhaps together both of them could remember something long forgotten?

One-shot: It is a cold night in Soviet Russia and the Baltics are getting ready to sleep in their nice warm bed. And then Russia decided he wants in too.

Anime-canon one-shot; On the final night of the Ouran Festival, Kyoya reflects on the three things he loves most in this world.

Adapted from a cosplay skit by Youtube's avatarkayla On a winter's night, America, Prussia and Russia gather around a table and have a game of Poker. Then Russia tells a folktale to Liechtenstein causing America to lose what little manners he had...

There was more to Queen Elizabeth's statement that she was married to England than you might think. Much more. England tells his tale to a stunned America on his living room rug amongst empty sherry bottles. Trilogy, quasi-historical, critical reviews ok.

Sam and Dean showed Castiel what slash fiction was. This was a mistake. Especially when Chuck publishes the Supernatural books that Castiel happens to be in, allowing fangirls to make a new slash pairing. Crack.

Cartman was running an energy drink business with Kenny, but as Kenny has died again he has had to blackmail Kyle into working for him over the holiday season. 3 ghosts will be visiting him Christmas Eve to try to get the fat ass to change his ways.

Set in the evening after the episode 'Pee', this explores what Cartman would do with all the knowledge he had gleaned that day. It also explores what Kyle would do with all the pee gleaned that day. Icky. Disgression advised.

Craig is at Tweek's house in the middle of the night. It's raining and neither can sleep, so they go for a walk. A song stalks them. Some slash at the end. Oneshot.

One shot; Kyle said it was impossible, Kenny proved him wrong. WARNING: spit swapping, no slash

One shot; Cartman has a brilliant idea, but no inspiration. Kyle feels that he might be replaceable. Kenny dies, and Stan gets some sand in his vagina. Sounds like standard South Park fare.

One shot; Pip is reading and Damien decides to bother him. Don't f*ck with Dickens man. Just don't do it. Certainly not a slash.

Kyle is on the wrestling team, as is Cartman. During practice the team mates wrestle each other, and Cartman has a secret weapon. One shot

Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.