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Joined 07-02-08, id: 1622098, Profile Updated: 11-02-12
Author has written 32 stories for South Park, Pokémon, Supernatural, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, and Harry Potter.

NOTICE: Due to this whole M-purge FF.Net is doing, I'm going to be removing 'Castiel and Dean's Realisations' from this site, and putting that and the rest of my content here on the site 'Archive of Our Own'. If anything here is deleted, and I don't think there's much that would be but if anything IS, you can find it there. I'm sad that this website is finally cracking down on the lawless debauchery, it is a sad day for us all. But we must cope with it and try to migrate to other websites now that will suppose our interests.

Archive of Our Own Profile: http://archiveofourown.org/users/JoyHeart/pseuds/JoyHeart

Станьте одним из Матушка-Россия, да?

As of Nov. 2, 2012, here is my story status:

South Park Ultimate Gayness Saga: 3 stories completely, ultimate status is disbanded until further notice.

OC Story Gone Weird: Indefinite Hiatus

Not All Arrogance: A Gary Oak Love Story In progress, updates are slow but definitely still coming.

To You, The One I Loved: If I ever find time to do proper research it WILL be updated. S-someday. Someday. I-I have no idea when...

I Ordered Russia Online. I Didn't Get Him.: Part 15 is coming. Really. But it'll likely be a while since I'm trying to write an actual original novel. It is about a wizard. Excitement to all, I know. But I'm not finished with this story, so don't worry about it.

I have something of interest though, I drew a pic which is now on DeviantArt of my OC and her Units. Well, the nation ones anyway, so no Gilbird, Kumajirou, Panda-aru or Tony. But the rest. Here you may find it: http://joydawn.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d50yw6c and in colour here: http://joydawn.deviantart.com/art/I-Ordered-Russia-Online-Fam-Colour-306451573

Russian Fairy Tales With Ivan Braginski: This is updated sporadically, but I doubt I'll ever end it completely. Too much fun to write.

ABOUT ME (since I figure you may as well know)

Name: Joy

Age: 20

Location: Ontario, Canada

Current Favourite Fandom: Hetalia Axis Powers and World Series

Fav Pairings of the fandom (but not the only ones I read by a long shot): RussiaXAmerica, RussiaXCanada, RussiaXPrussia, GermanyXItaly, FranceXEngland, SpainXRomano, AustriaXPrussia, AustriaXHungary

Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

Russia

Japan

France

England

Canada

America

Sweden

N. Italy

Germany

10. Prussia

11. Austria

12. Hungary

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Canada/Prussia? Phht, who hasn’t?

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
France. YES I DO. Oh my God, my answer is the exact same as Lollidictator’s who I copy pasted this from... scary.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
I-if America got Russia pregnant? Wait... I think I read a fanfic for that once. Yeah... yeah America was all flipping out, Russia was pretty calm about it. He’s go into ‘Mother Russia’ mode and America would have to adjust to being a father... damn. That is hilarious.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Germany? Hmm... well none in specific... oh wait, there was a nice one called something like “Can I Be Italy and You Be Germany?” which was sad and adorable at the same time.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Japan and Sweden? That’s... no. No. No no. Japan would not like Sweden’s scariness and Finland is the only one for Sweden.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
England/N. Italy, or England/Germany. Arg... um. Well I think N. Italy would drive England CRAZY. And would complain about his food. On the other hand, maybe he could teach England to cook, and that could be kind of cute. Oh, and in the case of Germany well... they’re both really too standoffish and prone to keeping emotions inside for that to work. So Out of the two, England and N. Italy works best.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
If Sweden discovered France and N. Italy? I think either he wouldn’t react at all since I don’t think he knows them very well and will move on as nothing happened... or maybe tell Finland in passing. Or maybe try out what he has seen on Finland. OH GOD FINLAND RUN HE WAS WATCHING FRANCE.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Japan/America? Oh dear, where to begin...

America didn’t mean to look at Japan’s laptop, but it was sitting right there, open and everything! Sure he had to bypass a firewall or two but... wait. What the hell is that... is that porn? By why are there tentacles and... god that girl looks like she’s 14! Oh crap, Japan’s here! Does he have sake on his breath? What does he mean he wants to show me- NO! NO, BAD JAPAN! (Japan/America in that order)

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
England/Prussia. Uh... I don’t know. Though I think I’ve seen a yaoi where Prussia sexually harasses England into bed with him but just romantic fluff... I don’t think so.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Russia/Canada. “We Can Be Cold Together, Da?”

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
France/Austria. Phht. Okay, Austria is tired of France stalking him and in a fed up manner tell him that he will have sex with him if he swears never to darken his doorway again. France naturally agrees.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
S-Sweden het? HAHAHAHAHAHHAA... no. Oh for the love of god no. Sweden is as straight as a rainbow after all!
Germany slash? Well OBVIOUSLY.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
Germany. Hmm. I-I can’t see him in a songfic, unless it’s some montage manly training music or something super annoying that either Prussia or Italy is playing on repeat and driving him nuts...

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Japan/France/America? YAOI! TENTACLES! FRANCENESS!

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
N. Italy... on Canada... “Vee Will you pour some maple syrup on my little noodle?” (Yeeeeeaaaaah, I don’t get this either)

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Prussia/N. Italy.

Gilbert knew his brother loved the Italian. He knew that No matter what the Italian said, he still had feelings for Ludwig. But when Feliciano panted beneath him, staring up at him with that adorable look of desire, he was willing to forget these things, to forget what would happen when his brother found out, forget what would happen when his bed mate realised who he truly cared for. He would forget, and enjoy what was in front of him. He was just awesome like that.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Sweden walks in on Japan and Hungary... “... pard’n me...” he would say before shuffling quickly away and wondering vaguely if Austria knew about this.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
E-England deflowering Russia? Erm. Huh.

Okay so... Russia hears that being on the bottom feels pretty good and he wants to try. He doesn’t want to lose authority over his Baltics and he wants someone who won’t tell anyone else. Originally he considers Yao, but is turned down sharply. He then picks England because he believes England would at least know how being the bottom feels and would know how to make it feel really good. England does end up agreeing, and sexiness ensues. I suppose. I mean, it’s a bit of an odd situation for them...

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Sweden slash? Obviously SuFin. Maybe some Sweden/Denmark too, but I just do SuFin myself

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
France. I don’t know if anyone else does, but I don’t

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Austria. Oh totally.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Japan/England/Canada. Wow. Yes, and Canada would only be there because the other two thought he was America and had him join them for their regularly scheduled threesome. Later America bursts in demanding to know why they are banging his twin brother.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
“OH MIEN GOTT, GILBERT!” (yes, Prussia is so in love with himself that he calls his own name when he comes)

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Canada? Several hours ago.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
America? Sparkly vampires.

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Austria shag Germany? If they were both drunk, then possibly... if sober no. Unless they had drunk sex first and remembered, then they might do it sober...

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
France and Sweden? Oh, definitely France.

28) "One (Russia) and Nine (Germany... okay) are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four (England... damn Germany, I already said it wouldn't work between you two!). One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Austria... really Austria? Were you drunk?) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Hungary... you bet it’s unhappy! Dumping Austria for his ex-wife WTF), then follows the wise advice of Five (Canada. Good choice of advisor.) and finds true love with Two. (Japan and Russia? Yeah... I don't know. But then, Japan likes cute things...)" What title would you give this fic?
“Just Another Russian Soap Opera”

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Sweden/N. Italy?

NO! NO! NO! Sweden/Finland FOREVER AND EVER BABY. And same sentiments to Germany/N. Italy. So SUCK IT PROFILE POLE I’M DONE

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Lessons from a God by Malkavia30 reviews
What happens when Loki decides to take the genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist Tony Stark in hand? Whether Tony is keen on the idea or not. FrostIron. Rated M for language, graphic scenes and non-con in a few chapters.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 491,648 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
He's my roommate by Niki-the-awesome reviews
America and Russia must team up to find out who has created a document to force them into a union, and why. BROmance. Contains America and Russian trolling not only eachother but the WORLD. You have been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,954 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 1/2/2012 - America, Russia
Shenanigans by Niki-the-awesome reviews
Alfred is turned into a cat and is taken in by Russia, who has no idea his cat is actually a fellow nation. Alfred then destroys Ivan's furniture. Comedy ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,799 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/2/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Hetalia: Hell's Tango by Bai-Marionette reviews
AU The young male was often seen in one of the girls' dresses, singing atop a piano. That's how he found him. He was beautiful; pure, ripe for the taking. However, he couldn't bring himself to silence that pretty voice…Demon!GermanyxFlapper!Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,024 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,788 - Reviews: 10759 - Favs: 7,073 - Follows: 6,220 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ask me out by Happymood reviews
England, Romano and Canada immediately realized that something was terribly wrong when Prussia, France and Spain respectively suddenly seemed very... interested in them. When they finally realize what exactly is going on, they decide that revenge by playing a little along wouldn't really hurt... them, at least. FrUk, Spamano, PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,346 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Spain, Prussia, France, England/Britain - Complete
Shadow and Ice by Jettara1 reviews
Alternate ending to the film. When Jack hands his staff to Pitch he never expected it to be broken or that he would be taken. All the Lights on the Globe of Belief are gone except one, Jack's. Will the Guardians find him in time or will Pitch finally extinguish the last light and claim Jack as his own? BlackIce, lots of smuttiness, angst and possible suspense with a sweet ending.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,390 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
What We Become by Jessica Cornell reviews
ON HIATUS*Hermione and others are captured,forced to live at Voldemorts new headquarters as deatheater slaves. Dumbledore has been killed, Sirius is alive, Hermione and the Order are betrayed by people closer to them than they could have imagined.HGDM HGLM HGSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 216,358 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Human by Happymood reviews
Germany seriously thought that the moment the Berlin Wall would go down, would be the moment Prussia would be gone forever, but his brother was still there, still alive, and it would take them years before they actually realized something wasn't really okay...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
To Be a Winchester by MoonGoddessShadow reviews
It had started so simply: "If you're gonna be apart of this family, you're gonna have to start acting like a Winchester." Now he wasn't so sure... Dean teaches Castiel a few lessons in the fine art of being a Winchester. No slash, unless you squint.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,093 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Dean W., Castiel
There Is A France Under My Bed by HimekoUchia reviews
Germany is awoken in the middle of the night by a horrifying sound coming from under his bed. "Hon hon hon..." Why the heck is France hiding under his bed? France-centric. Rated T for language, randomness and, well, France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,448 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - France, Germany - Complete
First times by Happymood reviews
There is a first time for everything. Little FrancexEngland fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Dead Men Tell No Tales by Bloodypleasures reviews
After faking his own death, Alfred boarded a pirate ship under the belief it was a safe supply ship. Now he has a choice; either join the Emerald Dragon's crew, or drown in the seas trying to swim to land… Hiatus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,389 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - England/Britain, America
Professor Winchesters by theshukri reviews
When Hogwarts received two new professors from the fated land of America, everybody was curious. But no one was more curious then one Harry Potter. A series of stories about Dean and Sam Winchester as professors at Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,261 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Dean W.
Let The Battles Begin! by AEonVicious reviews
Learning to speak Russian? Pft... How hard could that be?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,104 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 8/6/2010 - America, Russia
Don't Panic by simplytrop reviews
In which Alfred F. Jones is not so much American, as Americans have an improbable amount of similarities with aliens, and Arthur finds out that hitchhiking the length of the universe can be very nerve-wracking without tea.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,355 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/29/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Regular Ordinary Berwald Meal Time by sweetsnow73 reviews
A slight parody of the cooking instructional videos called 'Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time'. Peter wants his PaPa Berwald to teach him to cook something, little does he know just what he's about to witness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Sweden, Sealand - Complete
Matvey by Bleedred reviews
Canada makes cocoa for Russia and himself. Requested by DarkSeraphim04 on LJ for the 2011 HetaChallenge Advent Challenge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Hamlet Yaoi lol by RachelMustoFende reviews
Shakespeare crack. Deal with it. Read and Review.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2012
A Glass of Chardonnay and a Bottle of Rum by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
One hundred moments of two people who should never have fallen in love. But who are they to argue with history? They do, of course, and who would try and stop them? 084.Make-Up – It was what they did to survive, never new.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 84 - Words: 36,767 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - France, England/Britain
Epic Rap Battles of Hetalian History! by LavenderTown reviews
Parody of NicePeter's epic rap battles. Rated T for Total Throwdown.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/11/2011 - America, England/Britain
Of Fools and Fears by YourDarkMistress reviews
He hadn't meant to loose his son. Honestly, he hadn't. He was just so unused to being what the humans called an 'active father'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Germania, Prussia - Complete
On Rainy Days by marinoa reviews
An English boutique, right in the middle of Paris? There was absolutely nothing that would make Francis Bonnefoy to set his foot in such place. Nothing - exept the rain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,925 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/22/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The Companion by Ahmerst reviews
Having had all his little buddies stripped from him after the fall of the USSR, Russia is all kinds of lonely. He rectifies the situation by kidnapping America for company. Eventual Rus/Ame. Also, there's no torture or super psycho Russia in this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 139,556 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Russia, America
Creep by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Spoilers for Season 5 of SPN. When Lucifer went to Carthage to raise Death, he did not expect to meet Death's new master. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,654 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - [Harry P., Lucifer] Death - Complete
Let's Party 'til the World Ends by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Crowley didn't even know Death even had a master, so when he met him, he was understandably confused and shocked. That reaction swiftly turned into disturbed and annoyed once the being introduced him to an identity confused Archangel in Witness Protection
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,694 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 126 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Gabriel, Crowley - Complete
On Stranger Tides by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew finds himself taken prisoner by the dread pirate captain Arthur Kirkland's crew after killing the ship's navigator. The dread pirate is intent on making him miserable. He should have never agreed to wear that dress. pirate!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,929 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
With two there's confusion! by takitaka reviews
Lithuania and Russia both have kind of a problem - and incidentally those problems are pretty similar, but not exactly quite identical. And who can be the source of that if not Poland?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
The Dating Experience by ZekuRoku reviews
"You totally don't want me dating Romano..." In a blink of an eye, the sharp edge of Spain's ax was an inch away from the American's crotch. America/Romano, Prussia/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - America, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Invasion of the Potato by Little-Tomato-Girl reviews
A normal day, South Italy got a phone call from his little brother...apparently a lone potato has invaded his house and like h*ll South Italy was going to allow something like that happen and not do something about it. Germany/Romano T for swears
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany - Complete
Lovino Vargas and the Case of the Missing Tomato by 9LRCenturion reviews
What happens when Antonio finds a destroyed house and Romano frantically searching for something. Much havoc and bribing ensues. Rated for language and hint at boy/boy. *First fanfic*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Pretty Fly For a Science Guy by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
Ivan is jealous of all the attention Alfred receives from his students-thankfully, Alfred has his own geeky way of cheering him up. professor!AU, RusAme fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
You and I will Fall in Love by Shatterdoll reviews
Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,425 - Reviews: 2852 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Blindfold by Homicide-Inside reviews
Craig hates Tweek, bullies him everyday and can't wait to have him gone for good. But even the hardest of hearts have a soft side for everybody. When will Craig find his for the Spaz? He wouldn’t know, and he wouldn’t care. CrEek. In-Progress. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,077 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Noticable by withallhearts - - x reviews
Russia is having a party, which everyone is invited to! Among them, Canada ends up being the only sober one. Was this all according to Russia's plan...? Crap summary, crap editing, Bday fic for Nobody's Fault! First lemon...ever. o.o RussiaCanada USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,305 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Eurovision Madness by Liradawn reviews
There's one thing Sweden can say about his country's Eurovision entry for 2011, and it's that whether you love it or hate it, it's catchy as hell. Kink meme de-anon, more countries and their songs may be featured later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sweden
Fleeting by Flashback 1701 reviews
"Hey, Germany, have you ever wanted to be human?" Is it better to live a short, happy life, or live in conflict for centuries? GerIta. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
What the Hell? by screammealullaby reviews
Russia is at Germany's to discuss business but is distracted by a certain albino. After some bothersome interruptions will Russia ever get what he wants? Yaoi, now explicit R&R please!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
I'll Say I Do, but Not Before You by 7dragons7 reviews
To avoid a war, a marriage is in order. Should she accept his hand that means the Awesome me would be stuck with the biggest priss in the world... No thanks. A short one shot. Light yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Phantom of the Restaurant by marinoa reviews
A Phantom? Francis Bonnefoy didn't believe in ghosts, but little did he know that after entering his new workplace he would have to check his opinions. AU, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,399 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The Curse of Mortality by Caelice reviews
Kenny finally dies for the last time in a car accident, but the suspicious circumstances leading to his death are linked to his new best friend Damien, and it's only a matter of time before the secret is exposed. DamienKenny, Style, Creek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,812 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kenny M., Damien
Gilbird and Gilbert's Wedding by Artemisthe2 reviews
Hey, Germany did stuff with his dog. Why can't Prussia marry a chick? Feel free to shoot me for it though.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Prussia - Complete
In the Closet by Alix Cohen reviews
Italy goes looking for pasta...and finds a long-forgotten secret about his best friend. GerIta; an expansion of JoyHeart's oneshot of the same name.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
A UNITS MANUAL TO SURVIVE YOUR OWNER by chaos-dark-lord reviews
The owner of a unit gets a manual about their unit,the units secretly receive this manual about themselves and to survive their owners.Why units are given free so easily if the order was messed,What happens when a unit is returned? The answer are here.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2011
Skræling by Don'tKillKenny reviews
"Iceland couldn't supress the grin that broke out on his face. He had not only discovered a new country, but this country had his eyes, just like a little brother." A version of the vikings first discovering Vinland now Canada . Fluff, Violence, Angst
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Iceland, Canada - Complete
Please Leave a Message by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Crack/Romance Dean and Castiel's relationship starts with a serious of cellphone pranks. Sam POV & Dean POV Dean writes 'for a good time call Cas 9875467' on every bathroom wall they see for three days...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Brownie Incident by natcat5 reviews
The reason there are no longer snacks allowed in World Meetings. Because while Canada makes great pancakes, his brownies are not to be trusted. WARNINGS inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
White Winter by Gemini Star01 reviews
General Winter has kidnapped America and intends to keep him. It's up to Canada, Russia and the Nordics to mount a rescue mission; but the path is hard-going and there are dangers lurking in the ice unlike any they've faced before... a kink meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,427 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Telephone by VioletLolitaPop reviews
Like in every game of Telephone, the starting message never reaches the end intact.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
FRANCIS BONNEFOY: A User's Guide by cactusitude reviews
Hetaliadroids, Inc. thanks you for purchasing a FRANCIS BONNEFOY unit! Although it is not clear why you would want to buy such a product, we have included this handy instruction manual so that you may wring every drop of... enjoyment out of your purchase.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2010 - France - Complete
Snips and Snails by Azumizai reviews
France and England work together, forcibly, to raise two adorable children. Canada and America. These are the many one-shot adventures of the whole New Continent family of what it's like to have two children like Alfred and Matthew. Fluff. Adorableness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/5/2010 - America, Canada
Promise Me by Triangular Prism reviews
"Hey… Can I be Italy and you be Germany for just one minute?" "Huh? S-sure…" Italy found it ironic that the one time he forced himself to be strong was in the act of his greatest cowardice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/1/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Pure Night by Urikol reviews
What do you do when a man with frightening reputation wants you all to himself and would do anything to have you? RussiaxCanada mostly. There are others pairings as well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,317 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
flight of caged birdsong by headlesshessian reviews
"I admit I am more partial to the contrast of birch in the summer than oak in the autumn." Ivan reflects on why he let his caged favorite fly free. Unrequited!RussLiet unless you are SERIOUSLY reading things into this. Pretty much all human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
The Hardest by Qoy reviews
Prussia is now living at Russia's. After many 'punishments' he is finally an obedient pet, but... has his spirit broken completely? Is he falling for the bipolar Russian? And why is he wearing a dogtag? Yaoi, mentions of non-con and violence. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
The Dream by Just Stay HIV Positive reviews
About a year after the Imaginationland incident, Kyle is plagued by recurring nightmares that turn into something far worse. Fear is a powerful thing...COMPLETED!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,397 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Kyle B. - Complete
If I never asked, would you tell me? by marinoa reviews
It all began when a French boy found a bench and an English boy sitting on it. FrUk AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/2/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
T is for by To Sink Into Silence reviews
Terra finds herself between a rock and a hard place when she is forced to work with L despite being a Kira supporter. Will everything go "according to plan" as she learns more about the characters' true natures?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,679 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - L, Light Y.
It's general knowledge by marinoa reviews
A French artist visits an English loner. FrUk AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Robin Is Gay by FlamboyantlyBiBoy reviews
Cas and the Winchester boys discuss Batman, happiness, and homosexuality. Crack!Fic. ONESHOT! Implied slash. Conversation fic.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Risk Your Life! by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*Gen, many Nations* Where France brings his Risk game at a meeting, and the nations discover they should never really play that game together. Ever. Crack warning. Written for the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Poles and Such and Such by RAMI-ZenigataPWNS reviews
Russia has put a flag on the North Pole, and Canada isn't very pleased about it. Involves; Russia being Russia, and maybe some Russia/Canada if you tilt your head...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Double Trouble by AmandaArtiste reviews
A little antilove goes a long way. When Timmy's godparents go away for a conference he's left in the care of their counterparts. AntiCosmo and AntiWanda explain how they met and fell in love. ACAW, other AntiFairies included!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,031 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda
I Kissed a Guy by Synonymous Brian reviews
In which Raito confesses his doings with L to the Task Force through a modified pop song. Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. CRACK. MAJOR OOCNESS. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
How Cartman Stole Christmas by Cszemis reviews
It sucks being on Santa’s naughty list. An outraged Cartman takes jolly old St Nicholas hostage and with the help of Kyle Broflovski, the boys declare war on Christmas and everything it stands for. CHAPTER 3 UPDATE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,316 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Pinky's Blog by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Pinky and the Brain's new plot for global domination, as described on Pinky's weblog. Ridiculously short.
Pinky and the Brain - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
The Brain VS the Claw Machine by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
In order for the Brain's new plot to work, he and Pinky must travel to France to secure the most fabulous diamond in the world. However, with a sadistic author like me on their case, things might not end up as planned!
Pinky and the Brain - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,093 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
Who Needs Roger Rabbit? by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
The story of Roger's adopted daughter trying to cope in the human world when she's been raised to understand toons.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,313 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
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I Ordered Russia Online I Didn't Get Him reviews
I didn't bother asking what a 'unit' was. It was Ivan freaking Braginski related and damn it I wanted one! Unfortunately stupid company is stupid and did not send me what I asked for. Based on "est. 1995"'s Formerly Lollidictator manuals, here's my story. I feel unoriginal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,254 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Prussia, Russia
Drained reviews
Alfred feels he's settled well in England with his flat-mate Arthur and college chums. He's a semi-closeted and sexually-frustrated homosexual, but he doesn't let that get him down. Then the dreams begin, dreams of a strange creature with violet eyes that fixes those problems. As Alfred will learn though, incubi are dangerous things. AU Incubus!Ivan/Human!Alfred prizefic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,500 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Russian FairyTales with Ivan Braginski reviews
Ivan has decided he wants to share his old folktales with all of you lovely Hetalia fans! He's even got his Baltics and some other countries to help him! Possibly by force. Rated so I can do whatever I please. Also... it's very much crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,994 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Russia, Lithuania
Two Feathers reviews
The year is 1892 and Albus Dumbledore is helping is friend Garrik Ollivander procure a feather from the nest of a powerful and elusive red phoenix to make into a wand. On this evening and morning Albus will see the beginning of a friendship that will last to the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Albus D., G. Ollivander - Complete
Not All Arrogance: A Gary Oak Love Story reviews
Amy Tanner OC wanted to go on her Pokemon journey with her friend Ash, but her dad is a !@# and makes her travel with her enemy Gary instead. Strangely, Gary agrees to this arrangement. OCXGary Cover image by ToxicLoveYGX on Quizilla.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 121,091 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Gary O./Shigeru
Ja, Fine, I Suppose I'll Write Letters Too reviews
Germany has been bothered by his bruder into making one of these letter writing websites as well. It's annoying, but hopefully it will result in him getting into embarassing situations. Because everyone likes to play 'torture the German'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 172 - Words: 108,283 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Germany
Meanwhile In Soviet Russia reviews
Prizefic for invisiblecanada as my 100th review on my manualfic. My prompt was for a RussiaXAmerica Cold War crackfic rated T. Well, it's certainly cracky if nothing else...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/16/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Mao reviews
America invites his closest friends, and Russia for some reason, to a slumber party. He wants to play a card game. A rather... special card game. No one is sure what to think. I'm not sure either be honest with you...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Sunflowers reviews
One Shot; Russia explains to Lithuania why he wants to become one with all the nations of the world! Once Lithuania hears the reason though, he has his own theory to share.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Jumped the Gun reviews
One shot, yaoi; Light has had a history of gay encounters, but has always been the bottom. Now that he's chained to L, he wants a chance at the top! Too bad he's impatiant and didn't get much sleep last night...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Phoenix reviews
Russia has captured Poland and once again Poland is not going to die. Russia is fed up with Poland continuously rising from the ashes whenever he is partitioned, and finally asks how exactly he keeps doing that. Poland gives his response.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Russia, Poland - Complete
The Night America Came To Visit reviews
One Shot, two stories: Canada is forced to entertain Alfred and Arthur without warning, and in a less-than-brief interlude we learn about how France discovered Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
In the Closet reviews
One Shot: Italy is scouring Germany's house for pasta. Pasta senses tingling, he breaks down a door that releases in Germany memories he had forgotten long ago. Perhaps together both of them could remember something long forgotten?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
It is Very Cold, Da? reviews
One-shot: It is a cold night in Soviet Russia and the Baltics are getting ready to sleep in their nice warm bed. And then Russia decided he wants in too.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
One Last Romantic Dance reviews
Anime-canon one-shot; On the final night of the Ouran Festival, Kyoya reflects on the three things he loves most in this world.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Poker Night reviews
Adapted from a cosplay skit by Youtube's avatarkayla On a winter's night, America, Prussia and Russia gather around a table and have a game of Poker. Then Russia tells a folktale to Liechtenstein causing America to lose what little manners he had...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
To You, The One I Loved reviews
There was more to Queen Elizabeth's statement that she was married to England than you might think. Much more. England tells his tale to a stunned America on his living room rug amongst empty sherry bottles. Trilogy, quasi-historical, critical reviews ok.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/7/2010 - England/Britain, America
Censorship reviews
The series' stars share their view on the censoring of episode 201 that recently aired.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
My OC Story Gone Weird reviews
I didn't set out to make my OC evil. She did it on her own. I swear. None of the following chapters were intended to be as they are. I am just as a afraid as you.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,290 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Castiel and Slash Fiction reviews
Sam and Dean showed Castiel what slash fiction was. This was a mistake. Especially when Chuck publishes the Supernatural books that Castiel happens to be in, allowing fangirls to make a new slash pairing. Crack.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Kyle Helps Cartman of His Own Free Will reviews
It's 3am. It's crack. It's weird. It's just dialogue. I'm going to bed now.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
A South Park Christmas Carol reviews
Cartman was running an energy drink business with Kenny, but as Kenny has died again he has had to blackmail Kyle into working for him over the holiday season. 3 ghosts will be visiting him Christmas Eve to try to get the fat ass to change his ways.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
In Reference To Pee reviews
Set in the evening after the episode 'Pee', this explores what Cartman would do with all the knowledge he had gleaned that day. It also explores what Kyle would do with all the pee gleaned that day. Icky. Disgression advised.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A Dip In Hell reviews
After Cartman went psycho, Pip ended up dead in hell with Damien. Damien thinks Pip is a french maid. Semi-Sequel of Cartman X Kyle, following my master plan of stories. Dip and Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,737 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Pip P., Damien - Complete
Singing In the Rain reviews
Craig is at Tweek's house in the middle of the night. It's raining and neither can sleep, so they go for a walk. A song stalks them. Some slash at the end. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Ookee Mouth reviews
One shot; Kyle said it was impossible, Kenny proved him wrong. WARNING: spit swapping, no slash
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Cutters reviews
Butters has discovered he is gay for the Curly Goth. To be accepted by his newfound love he naturally decides to turn Goth. Obviously for Butters, this isn't going to be easy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,159 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Curly Goth, Butters S. - Complete
Cartman's Musical reviews
One shot; Cartman has a brilliant idea, but no inspiration. Kyle feels that he might be replaceable. Kenny dies, and Stan gets some sand in his vagina. Sounds like standard South Park fare.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
What the Dickens? reviews
One shot; Pip is reading and Damien decides to bother him. Don't f*ck with Dickens man. Just don't do it. Certainly not a slash.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Pip P., Damien - Complete
Get Your Big Fat Ass Out Of My Face reviews
Kyle is on the wrestling team, as is Cartman. During practice the team mates wrestle each other, and Cartman has a secret weapon. One shot
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
100 Things I Hate About You reviews
Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Cartman X Kyle reviews
In a world where primal hatreds may turn to sexual passions, one yaoi fangirl has the power to tip the balance and send South Park into a spiraling chaos... and she doesn't even need a tin foil costume to do it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,708 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete