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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

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Location: California

Emmett vs. Barrel of Monkey's

What would happen if Emmett tried to play a simple human game...but failed repeatedly?

Rated T

Complete

The Superhero Chronicles

What happens when suddenly Alice and Emmett decide to give everyone superhero names?

Rated T

Complete for now although status might change.

Which Cullen Are You?

Your Result: Jasper

You're quite and intellectual, and are very attuned to people emotions, sometimes supernaturally so. And you really hate paper cuts for some reason...

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears
You know that Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .


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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3292 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5030 - Favs: 5,048 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13050 - Favs: 6,179 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby your the one by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
E/B have been given one final school project. How 2 be parents.The gang is paired off 4 a month can their friendship last through this?Secrets, jobs, drunken mistakes, BABIES how far can friendships be pushed? Is love enough?AH NOMINATED 4 2 CULLEN AWARDS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,580 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8702 - Favs: 5,370 - Follows: 5,089 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
College Talk by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
Name has changed! Bella Swan moves away to New York to start a New Life, of course there she meets Edward Cullen, and the rest of the gang. Everything is changing, for the better, but what happens when their pasts begin to catch up with them? R&R! ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,430 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Elite by Fate.of.Gabriel reviews
Doing what rich people do is easy." Same old story, Twilight twist. St. Olaf's is a prestigious boarding school, dripping with money, sex, and social hierarchy. But there's only one question to ask yourself: are you one of Them or one or The Elite?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 154,785 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Project Edward by dxdxhx reviews
Edward is phyiscally the definition of geek. Bella is the Queen Bee of Bristol academy. What happens when Edward and Emmett start attending Bristol and Edward is assigned to be Bella's tutor. Is a push in the right direction all he needs to get Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,138 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Minor Setback Part II by SweetSauce reviews
This is the sequel to Minor Setback. It further explores House's relationship with Cuddy. How will House handle his relationship with Cuddy, a teenage son, and the return of an old flame? Just posted the final chapter. Enjoy!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 65,826 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Misfit by Churchill Vampiress reviews
AU/AH Twilight. Music was Bella Swan's life; she was in an alternative rock band but was forced to move away. Life for her is miserable. But can the mysterious, charming Edward change that? Can he make life bearable for the depressed girl? M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,679 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5467 - Favs: 7,914 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8208 - Favs: 5,870 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Minor Setback by SweetSauce reviews
Cuddy and House had a kid back when they were in college. House didn't know about him until his boy genius son is 15 and in college. House tries to make-up for lost time by wooing Cuddy, and hiring his son as his assistant. Huddy, AU, KidFic.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,705 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
California, Here I come by Twilight Halo reviews
Bella is forced to move to California since her parents are unable to take care of her. Child Society puts her in with one of the richest families in the OC- the Cullens. Bella has to deal with peer pressure, and stuck up player Edward Cullen. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,667 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Hope For Damnation by woopiedoo-7 reviews
My first ever Twilight fanfiction. Edward, Carlisle and Esme are living together, as a family, in the early 1930s. One night, Edward discovers a beautiful stranger whom he is entranced by. But soon, circumstances draw them ever closer and into more danger
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Space Between by cullen-style reviews
The girls are sent to a boarding school where they meet the guys. Bella isn't falling head over heels for Edward she has somebody who wants her just as much. When her old life comes back to haunt her can she overcome it or chose the easy path. All HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,346 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Bella - Complete
Power Surge by Eulalie reviews
REPOST "Kiss me once again, the last, long kiss, until I draw your soul within my lips and drink down all your love." Sequal to "Black Out"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,691 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Bella, Edward
Past Poisons by IWillBeThereWhereYouAre reviews
1918. Edward is desperate for the glory of being a soldier. But a visit to a family friend leaves him with something unexpected...love. AU, all human. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,089 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The day I crashed the wedding by Sophia24 reviews
Edward is completely in love with Bella but does she feel the same? What will Edward do when he finds out she is going to get married to someone else? Crash the wedding of course! Edward POV. All Human. Bella/Edward fluff. one-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by xxsparklesnick reviews
All through grade school, that boy with the soft bronze hair had been haunting her. He was her most bitter rival, her worst enemy. When she finally thought he was out of her life, he comes back - will he turn her life upside down again? Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,931 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Work is a positive thing by xoVampiresxo reviews
Bella, a lawyer-trainee is given the opportunity to work at one of New York's most prestigious law firm, being under the handsome and delicious entrepreneur, Edward Cullen, as his assistant? Will things grow steamy and sparks sent flying? Lemons assured
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 95,062 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth, Gotcha!, and Other Oddities by theD'Urberville reviews
Bella Swan's new in Forks. She used to live with neglecting mother in Phoenix, but now she's here to stay with a father she never knew she had. She makes friends and meets the beautiful Edward Cullen, but will she find love or is her life doomed to pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,986 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
babysitter by ohnanc reviews
Complete: Bella is about to testify against an Italian mobster, she is placed into the witness protection program under the watchful eye of agent Masen. Needs to be revised, read at own risk. Over 100,000 hits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Beauty and the Geek by Emmeline Rose reviews
Edward Cullen is your average high school geek, the complete opposite from the popular Bella Swan and her friends Alice and Rosalie. Will Bella become the down-to-earth girl she had once been after Edward decides to change? All human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,935 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Gaity of Edward Cullen by lucytheslut reviews
a little while ago, i saw a display picture that made me laugh, it said "until Bella moved to forks, we all thought he was gay" this is a story based on that display pic, AU/All Human. COMPLETE! strong T for innuendos
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,551 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Shadow and the Womanizer by gwnmonkey reviews
Edward's a womanizer, Bella has a dark past. When she moves to her new town, she meets the Cullens. This is an AU. Vampires don't sparkle and Bella doesn't smell irresistable. Written by my friend Dani. She asked me to post this. Enjoy :P Please RR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,033 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Family Bonding by A. Lincoln reviews
-Pre-Breaking Dawn- When Bella can’t figure out what to get Edward as a wedding gift, Carlisle offers something unexpected - just two simple strips of parchment with the instructions from a woman named Elizabeth Masen, Edward's mother.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,972 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
One Last Hurrah by OliviaJane reviews
While Edward is away hunting, Emmett is left in charge of keeping an eye on Bella. Come along as they play one of the most ridiculous games to ever be created. Pure Emmett and Bella silliness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
I kissed a girl by AngelsEyesAngelsLies reviews
Edward is gay and has a boyfriend. Something happens at a party that makes him question his... choice. To song "I kissed a girl" BxE. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Liquor by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella, Emmett, liquor and Ho Hos. That's all I need to say, I think [BellaEmmett FRIENDSHIP]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Emmett's Man's Day by Mayura-Hikari-090 reviews
Emmett tries to enjoy a day alone...'tries' is the keyword [Oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
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My Underwater Nightmare reviews
Bella is a Water Polo player attending USC. Edward is her best friends brother, Alice. She hates Edward with all her might. Will they get together or will they continue to hate each other? AH... This story is not finished and won't be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,471 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Bella - Complete
The Adventures of Emmett Cullen reviews
Emmett has been banned from touching Rosalie for a whole day by Carlisle. What will he do with the extra time? OOC at some points. This story is not finished and won't be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Emmett vs Barrel of Monkey's reviews
What would happen if Emmett tried to play a simple human game...but failed repeatedly?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Emmett - Complete
The Superhero Chronicles reviews
What happens when suddenly Alice and Emmett decide to give everyone superhero names? May possibly become a series of one-shots. All related. OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete