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Joined 07-02-08, id: 1622402, Profile Updated: 12-30-08
Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

My profile's pretty lame...so don't be mean to me.

I'm just gonna copy and paste.

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If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why is verb a noun?

When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face.

Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty. I sit on the side and laugh 'cause I got a full bottle. Suckaz!

IF YOU LIKE PERCY JACKSON&THE OLYMPIANS, YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO READ THE KIESHA'RA SERIES.

I PERSONALLY DIDN'T LIKE ANYTHING AFTER HAWKSONG AND SNAKECHARM (THERE WAS NO MORE ZANICA) BUT TO EACH HIZER OWN.

IN ALL TRUTH, SNAKECHARM WASN'T GREAT EITHER. THERE WAS TOO MUCH "MM, I LOVE DANICA" AND NOT ENOUGH "ZANE IS SO FINE BUT I'M A GOOD GIRL SO I CAN'T LIKE HIM DAAAANG." BUT WHATEVER. IT WAS STILL ZANICA.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

I JUST READ TWILIGHT AND NEW MOON.

ZOMG Y'ALL...IT WAS AMAZIN.

Edward is SEXY! In-credible! And Jacob's sexy or whatever, too.

But then there's Edward! And I like the Cullens. Even Rosalie.

I don't like Billy Black.

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It Takes Two by dnrl reviews
Percy is a suffering student of marine biology at NYU. Against his wishes, his cousin signs him up for a tutor, and he resigns himself to endless boredom...but the tutor he gets definitely isn't what he was expecting. Percabeth, AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,265 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 2/9/2008
Our Life in a Flashback by yassp reviews
A series of flashbacks during Percy and Annabeths lives together. New Chapter Up: The Possible Breakup.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Life Sucks and Then You Live Forever by Charlotte Webber reviews
Nessie's relationship with Jacob matures as she does, but it’s not easy. They must deal with war, loss, prejudice, tribal politics, and the unfathomable mystery of imprinting. A heart-warming saga sure to make you laugh, cry and swear before it’s over
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 223,612 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
With Or Without You by believeinthegods reviews
Oceans. Loneliness. Memories. Summertime. Fairy-tales. Memories. Cameras. Music. Confessions. Missed calls. Christmas. Sugar. Tears. Sales. Blackmail. Blossom. Mistakes. Numbers. Conversations. Shopping. Parenthood. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,503 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Alice Cullen, Daughter of Apollo by Team Rosalie reviews
3 kids show up on the Cullens doorstep, looking for Alice. What discoveries will their visit bring? AnXP JXAli EmXR EdXB CXEs
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Alice - Complete
Annabeth's Spidery Skirmish by buttersideupper reviews
Oneshots about Annabeth and various spiders. Some Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Annabeth C.
Survival by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
She knew what this was. This was about war. This was about hope. This was push and pull, fall and fly, live and die. This was survival. And when you’re only trying to survive… anything goes. Jace/Clary. Rated M.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Summer Chill Fest by Cookie to Seki na reviews
The war against Kronos is over, Luke is back safely, and camp is safe for another century or so. So what do the campers do for their summer? They have fun!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,463 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008
So Many Stories by storm-brain reviews
They were all gone, but their stories were clamouring to be told. Rick Riordan as he writes the Lightning Thief. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
The Crappy TYOOT by storm-brain reviews
Old TYOOT. Read at your own risk. Revised version is up. For the person that doesn't understand what that meant, it means that "There is a story called "The Years of our Titans" on my story list for you to click."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,851 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008
Annabeth's View by Elke fa Talia reviews
Scenes from The Sea of Monsters in Annabeth's POV. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,980 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007
A Frosty Winter by CrayolaMarkers reviews
It's Christmastime after BotL, and Annabeth's...angry. Because she can't get a plane back home. The Jacksons are nice enough to let her stay with them for a while, but what will happen between Annabeth and Percy when she uncovers a few of his secrets?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,911 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008
The Fabulous Wedding by ChildInMe reviews
The day has come. Finally! Except, when it comes down to it, can they say, "I do." Percabeth. Companion piece to She's Pregnant!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Silena's Quest to Follow Her Mom's Job by xcheergrlx3 reviews
What happens when Silena asks Percy out and he says no? Ands what would happened if she decided to mess with Percy and Annabeth's love lives? Is it Percabeth? Of course! But not for long, if Silena can help it! R&R! Not sure if I'll continue the story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Therapy For Losers by ChildInMe reviews
Mix in a few characters from PJO, a therapist, an arrest, name confusion, angst, and jackalope threats. What do you get? Therapy for losers! NOW NEW AND IMPROVED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007
Define Fairytale by Frog-Lizard reviews
Frog: AU What is a fairy tale? It certainly doesn't involve getting kidnapped for ransom, and then falling in love with your captors, right? DanicaZane, AilbheOC
Kiesha'ra - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,450 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Rewind! by ChildInMe reviews
In Lightning Thief, Percy and Annabeth are caught on video on the Tunnel of Love. Zeus has a clever idea soon after. I have no idea why I chose this title.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
A Story With No Name by The Fifth Champion reviews
This is a story with no name, about a boy with no name. Though he is lost now, dead, forgotten...they called him Luke. Snippets of a traitor's life from early childhood to present day.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,013 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Luke C.
Through a Cobra's Eyes by PeteStump reviews
[Hawksong] A retelling of Hawksong through Zane's PoV. And I think that about covers it. Very important authors note up. Please read. [No, I am not ending this story.]
Kiesha'ra - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,892 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 5/25/2006
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Mixed UP reviews
PJO characters are getting stuck in fairy tales and they don't plan on sticking to the rules.T for the future.Disclaimer: I do not own PJO or PJO characters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008
Yes reviews
Percy and Annabeth gon' get married. Check it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
I Miss You reviews
NOT A SONGFIC. This might be a one shot. I don't know. If not, it will be a random collection of stories about people missing people. NOT MY USUAL WRITING STYLE AT ALL.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008
At Least Out Loud reviews
One-shot, I suppose. Percabeth! Songfic. Its my first fanfic, but evidently its not awful! :D I'm gonna rate it T just for the fun of things. Review if its worth the time it takes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
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