Ashlynn Faith
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Joined 07-02-08, id: 1622653, Profile Updated: 09-16-10

To all my faithful reviewers! I just wanted to let you know that Jacob's and Bella's Night Together is on hold. I will continue writing at a later date but my house caught fire on the 7th and we lost everything - computer included - so my update that i had ready for you is gone and i currently do not have a computer to continue the story at this time. But i am working on getting a new one so hopefully in a month or two i can continue. I'm sorry it took so long for me to tell everyone what is going on but i hope you understand and are willing to wait. Again I'm sorry but there really isn't much i can do about it.

I've adopted the pseudo name Ashlynn Faith. Some of my favorite series are the Twilight saga, The Southern Vampire series, The Anita Blake novels, The Meredith Gentry novels, The Hollows series, The Black Dagger Brotherhood series, The Harry Potter Series, Left Behind Series and many many more. I know the Left Behind series doesn't fit with the others but it was the first large series that I got into. I love to read but I'm very picky about what i read, therefore i don't find a lot of books i like. I'm also a big movie freak. Some of my favorite movies are The Notebook, The Da Vinci Code, National Treasure, Gone in 60 Seconds, Titanic, The Phantom of the Opera and much much more!


You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Here's something to laugh at

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.

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Paper airplanes by I wanna buy a life please reviews
I smoothed out the paper, revealing two neatly written words. Bella Swan
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,425 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2008
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10047 - Favs: 7,483 - Follows: 6,142 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3458 - Favs: 3,279 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sun vs Moon by SeeingSouls reviews
What if Jacob imprinted with Bella, but she still had a deep love for Edward? What if he lost control in front of her? Can Jacob overcome the night, so Bella can once again see her sun. If you love Jacob you'll love this story, but pretty unbiased.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,117 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11725 - Favs: 8,715 - Follows: 2,654 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5555 - Favs: 8,226 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Chase by HM TAFFY reviews
The first day of a new year at College. Edward is ready to commit himself to another year but it would be easier if his sister Alice stopped destroying his underwear. And if her new roommie wasn't so mouth-watering. Usual parings - All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,961 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Into The Ocean by XskyXdancerX reviews
Bella Swan is a collage student that has just finished her junior year and is spending the summer with her best friend Alice Cullen.Bella is just expecting a quiet summer with a nice family but she doesn't see herself falling in love.B&E All human.lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,017 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008
When Fiction Becomes Reality by Bella-of-the-Ball reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella’s creation. Will Edward make fiction a reality for Bella? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,010 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008
As Always, I Love You by URmyBrandOfHeroin reviews
*CURRENTLY DISCONTINUED* This is a FanFic based on the Series "Twilight" that takes place where "Eclipse" left off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,368 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
OOPS, There Goes My Shirt by dress up romance xx reviews
It’s finally their senior year! Bella and Alice attend Trinity’s All-Girl Conservatory. When the girls get invited to the biggest party of the year at St. John’s Christian Academy for Boys the girls are psyched. But what happens when Bella gets a little o
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,015 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bare Boned and Crazy For You by ImprintOnMe reviews
Bella, Rosalie, and Alice live the high life in NYC until Rose's brother unexpectedly forces them to house his best friends Emmett, Edward, and Jasper. Will tempers flare or will love be just around the corner? All Human. Slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,487 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008
Games by three.hills reviews
Rose/Emmett in chap 1: The two have to win back a trophy that was lost, what they will do for it has potentially dangerous consequences. Future chapters w/other Cullen pairs. Graphic lemons/smut. Reviews are love. Will be continued due to reviews/requests
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
Infinite Paths of Destiny by Nostalgicmiss reviews
What if Edward never Returned from Denali? Would Bella's destiny change, or are their destinies interlaced? Will love overcome all? A/U
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,226 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella - Complete