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Joined 07-03-08, id: 1622878, Profile Updated: 06-05-09
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Hello visitor! I'm a high schooler and I live in sunny Miami, Florida. No vampires here, what a shame :( Shiny Toy Guns are all that and a bag of flaming hot Cheetos. Love doesnt even begin to describe how much I like them. I like Twilight alot more than I should, mostly because of the amazing men.

Edward is cool, Jacob is hot. (pun intended)

Breaking Dawn really wasn't what I wanted it to be, oh well, the series is still pretty friggin' awesome. Reading fanfiction is my guilty pleasure. I finally posted a story (check it out) And yes, everytime I see a silver Volvo I look to see if someone as handsome and manly as Edward Cullen is sitting in the driver's seat. Too bad it always ends up being fat middle-aged men...

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The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 314,898 - Reviews: 5386 - Favs: 3,629 - Follows: 3,362 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Rising Swell by Boys on Boards Contest reviews
The summer I turn 16, it seems like I am exactly one day older than the day before, and everyone else around me fast-forwards a couple of years. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
Insecurities and Inexperience by TwifanUK reviews
AH/OOC. Edward and Bella have been best friends all their lives and after officially becoming a couple there is only one thing standing in their way. Sex. Life can never be easy for the pair and nothing goes as planned. Between their own inexperience an
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,881 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6565 - Favs: 9,256 - Follows: 2,878 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Victim of a Teenage Nobody by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH "Mr Cullen, your new task is as simple as it is difficult." There was a pause and then the photo came down in front of me. "I want you to murder Miss Isabella Swan." Full summary inside. T for bad language, dark themes and strong sexual references
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,653 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Dibs On The Girl by xXPassion11Xx reviews
Edward: My 12 year old son & I are completely infatuated with the girl next door, aka Miss Bella Swan. With her dazzling smile & innocent blushes she has completely rendered the Cullen men whipped. My only problem is that my son had already called dibs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,067 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Within the Shelter of His Love by Captain Jezebel reviews
My entry for NaughtyHeels Anon Contest. When the re-appearance of an old flame in Bella's life causes Edward's insecurities to emerge, what can she do to help him put his fears to rest, and make him realize that he is her ray of light. E&B AH Mrating
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,839 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2776 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Unnecessary Job by Rolled-Over-Beethoven reviews
Bella Swan doesn't need a job, but she just can't seem to quit. The reason why? She's addicted to her boss, the gorgeous, womanizing Edward Cullen. Unfortunately, he's never even tried to touch her. Shameless Lemons, flirting, language and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,236 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 628 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daughter of Privilege by SweetDulcinea reviews
One-shot for Tattward & Inkella Contest. Inked up Edward falls hard for the prim & proper daughter of Presidential hopeful Governor Swan. Bella teaches him that despite outward appearances, they aren't so different after all. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 120 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8488 - Favs: 13,187 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Benefit of the Doubt reviews
Bella lets her insecurities get in the way but Edward soon shows her that actions speak louder than words. One-shot LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete