Flung in another world, Naruto would make the best of his life here! Now, if only he could not be an illegal immigrant! That be great!

It started out rather innocent at first. Well, as innocent as it could be, considering everything. Still, it spiraled rather quickly, and now Naruto was juggling two horny twins who he gave up on before.

He craved her. She craved him. He loved her. She loved him. Two grief-stricken children imprinting strongly, unhealthy so flew under the radar of society. Now grown, they try their best to display their immense affections for each other as the Uzumaki steadily builds their lives in the small town. Though, perhaps coming in the summer was not the brightest idea...