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I PROMISE I HAVEN'T FALLEN OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH! It's senior year, crunch-time, and college applications have been keeping me busy, but I just got an awesome scholarship, so no more applications! I'm also proofing editor for the school literary magazine, and there are only two of us to proof/re-edit 16 or so stories...

Thanks for everybody that has been reading my stories, despite the lack of updates. Once I get the lit. mag done I'll probably have more free time to do fanfics.

Other News: The next "assignment" in creative writing is going to be working on getting some work published! I already have a lovely series of stories that I have lined up, so I'm ecstatic!

I'm going to major in English, with a concentration in Creative Writing. :D

I respond to ALL reviews! or faves or alerts. :D

I, Tail writer, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
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I am a Southern high school senior who loves to read, write and draw. I am in my 2nd year of taking creative writing in school, and WILL MAJOR in it in college. I have a possible book in the works, but it's still in the infancy stages as of yet. (It's kind of hard to explain, but if you want details, you can PM me)

I love reviewing people's work, it's a bit like workshopping, and joined so I could finally review those few awesome stories that don't accept anonymous reviews... :P

BOOKS: Twilight saga, Harry Potter, anything by Diana Wynne Jones, Robin Mckinley and Shannon Hale. There are a bunch of others, I can't possibly list them all! (I read a library out of books when in 5th grade.) I'm a book addict, and proud of it!

If anyone out there has any advice for getting un-blocked in a story, let me know. (My book idea came in a dream, and so I have the conflict and some beginning, but can't seem to develop the characters or the rest of the story. I have written about 2 chapters so far.)

I am random, crazy and a grammar fiend. I can spell just about anything, and can give you a song to go with whatever you say!

I strongly recommend the stories in my Favorites; they are some of the best I've found! and I'm always adding more!

Also check out the C2 I'm staff of: Best of the Best:1000+ Reviews. A bunch of my faves are included in the list, and I highly recommend all of them! Feel free to subscribe, since more will always be added as long as people keep reviewing! Also, if you know of a few (or more!) that aren't on the list, let me know and I will certainly add them!

Ok, so I'm not usually one for cut-and-pastes, but I found this in my deleted messages in my email and thought, in the interest of good similes everywhere, would post it: Feel free to ignore my tacky comments-

Many English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners:(sent to me in 2008)

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E.Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.

18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are known to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something. (This one was one of my favorites, as well as #19.)

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools. (Don't you just LOVE this one? hehee.)

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up. (Ahh, true love!)

AAND since you've made it this far I want to give you this last copy/paste I got off of someone's bio. It fits Bella and I perfectly:

If you believe that anyone that hits you with a ball in dodgeball should be stripped of all of their dignity, copy and paste this onto your profile.

And one inspired by Bella Danger Magnet Alert/ myself in my pe class:

If you have ever avoided getting hit by a ball, only to have 3 hit you on the head when you were not paying attention, copy and paste this...

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Fighting what is Fate by Can't fight the Addiction reviews
Jacob always believed he would love Bella and only Bella. But how long can he ignore the person he is truly meant to be with? Imprint story Jacob&OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 64 - Words: 92,292 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/3/2016 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Hard to Concentrate by CGarman reviews
SEQUEL TO COFFEE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER! As marriage starts being the next step Bella and Edward decide to take a step back from the norm. Joy, heartache, and love! All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,040 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
The Forgotten Character: Leah's Story by Newfoundland Novelist reviews
R&R please! After "The Happily Ever After" everyone has a fairy tale ending... Except one. What does Leah Clearwater do now that Jacob is so blissfully happy and she's still miserable? Based after Breaking Dawn's final chapter. No random twists.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,940 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Kind Of Since Forever by liten-kiddo reviews
Claire grew up always knowing Quil was there. But now thats shes older, she isn't so sure she wants to be friends with him. In fact, shes pretty sure she wants more...Not knowing what was meant to be. Worse, she's the only one who doesn't know. Requested
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,726 - Reviews: 2350 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 10/9/2007
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11666 - Favs: 9,753 - Follows: 6,705 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Redux by PteraWaters reviews
When the Jeffersonian team broke up, supposedly for an entire year, no one expected a case to pull them back together so soon. Picks up at Season 5's finale. Ensemble piece, a little bit of everyone. Canon pairings. Mystery/Romance/Humor/Action, etc.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,307 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Conversations with Emmett by Ranma15177 reviews
While Edward is away hunting Bella plans to spend time learning everything there is to know about Emmett, and through him more about Edward. However, Tanya comes and disrupts the bonding. Hilarity ensues! "What do you mean he was naked?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,546 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008
The Newtonian Laws of Gravity by AneleTiger reviews
Imprinting. "It's so hard to describe. It's not like love at first sight, really. It's more like gravity moves. When you see her suddenly it's not the earth holding you there anymore. She does. And nothing matters more than her." Jared. Embry. Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 69,001 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008
Fame and Fate by ericastwilight reviews
Best selling author Isabella Swan is pushed to play the lead role from one of her books. Edward Cullen is the sexy, younger actor playing her love interest on and off screen. But love in the spotlight is hard and there is a threat. On hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,738 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Harry's Future by swissdog reviews
A possible continuation of the last book of the Harry Potter series suggested by event in the last chapter and the epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 534,082 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Year Two of Forever by MyBella reviews
Part 3 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. The Volturi are investigating, there's a strange human in Bella's class, and her human memories are fading. Bella's 2nd year as a vampire is full of events both amazing and horrifying. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 206,473 - Reviews: 4926 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Insomniacs: Hide And Seek by Whatserrname reviews
The Cullens decide it is time for Bella to join in one of their favourite night-time activities, Hide and Seek. But this isn't just any old children's game, this is nation-wide, full scale Hide and Seek. Vampire Style. Just a bit of fun. Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Forks in All its Glory by Silly-Ren reviews
Blood was coursing through my body, hot and fast. I felt lured to him in a way I couldn't explain but at the same time I knew it was wrong. Love? Please, he was my best friend...even after all those years we were separated. Human: ExB/EmxR/JxA. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,086 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Those Were the Days by Artsy215 reviews
The sequel to "The Adventures of Emmett and Rosalie." We rejoin Emmett and Rose in 1941 when they return to Hoquiam and see how their lives turned out in more detail over the next couple decades.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,299 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8052 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 3,159 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11735 - Favs: 8,779 - Follows: 2,690 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome To Mythological Studies by Nitlon reviews
The Cullens take an elective course...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,358 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Silly Little Girl Old Version by MalfoysBtch22 reviews
“Are you an angel?” “No.” He snapped.“But your beautiful like an angel...” She trailed of quietly dropping her head to rest on her knight gown clad knees teddy bear still held tight. “Im far from an angel little girl.” He muttered not quite thinking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,568 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Imprint by Quil Explodes reviews
Quil's imprinting with Claire. Basically just their lives, and the twists and turns along the way. Very fluffy, but you might still like it if you don't like fluff... please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,783 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bats in the Belfry: An Embry Imprint Story by omnj22 reviews
Two different people meet in a mall and start their lives together. What happens to an ordinary girl when she gets imprinted and faces trails of life, health, and most importantly love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,867 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Embry
What Happens in Vegas by muggleinlove reviews
Bella works for a high end hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. While Edward is a famed architect that is in Vegas overlooking his latest project. What happens when sparks begin to fly? Will they let each other in? Is it more than just physical? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 107,392 - Reviews: 6431 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Escaping Sol by Ranma15177 reviews
Bella is forever changed by her second encounter with the Volturi. Now it is up to all of the Cullens to find out the secrets of the mysterious Lillith, the intentions of the Volturi, and the fate of the 'Innocent.' Chapter 24 is up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 193,247 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 9/21/2007
22 Weeks Later by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 1953 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice's Curse by shel-shel reviews
What if Alice unlocks surpressed memories? What would happen to her and Jasper? What willshe learn about her past?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,582 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008
Missing Moments by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Missing moments to Till Death Do Us Parts, includes the first day of the "honeymoon" and scenes in Edward's POV. You have to read Till Death Do Us Part to understand what's going on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coffee Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by CGarman reviews
All Human. Bella is scared of love, and all things commitment. When Edward falls for her, her whole outlook on being with someone is turned up side down. Will Edward be able to break down her walls? Will she let him get close enough? Summary changed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,031 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Emmett try not to touch anything! by Another Cullen Girl reviews
Originally for a challenge. About one of Alice's wacky plans, she wants to have a scavenger hunt at 11:30 p.m.-with a twist! Funny! A little OOC, but in a good way. The story is over, but not finsihed
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,218 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
The Falling by janya.wrote.nightrose reviews
It is not the flight, but the impact, that one must fear. A story on the exceptionally long life of Esme Cullen. Rated T for themes of abuse and mild language. Read and Review, s'il vous plait.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,839 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Esme, Carlisle
Rose Thorns by Lily Turtle reviews
Because sometimes, love hurts. Because it can challenge. Because it can turn on itself. Because love is a force and a superpower, and not an option. And because it will test Edward and Bella to their utmost limits. Even roses have thorns...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 147,827 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Against the Pull of Gravity by Rosybud reviews
Quil has always been there for Claire. He's her best friend, her protector, and though she believes it's impossible, she wants more. But in a world where legends are real, the path to true love is not easy — even when it's destined. Quil/Claire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,576 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4106 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
My First Year as a Cullen by MyBella reviews
Part 2 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. This story is the sequel to The Fairytale Continues. It follows Bella in her first year as a vampire. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 162,772 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Peak by rumoredreader reviews
This is a Jacob/Imprint story. It may not be what you expect; it's pretty different from the rest. Leila always thought she was different, but how different she really is may amaze her and Jake. Go on give it a try...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 45,082 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008
Breaking Dawn Sing Along! by LindaRoo reviews
American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Vicissitudes by Twilightzoner reviews
What would happen if the circumstances surrounding Bella's change were so traumatic, her human memories were erased? Could Edward make her fall in love with him a second time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,120 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
The Adventures of Emmett and Rosalie by Artsy215 reviews
This began as one-shots of Emmett and Rosalie's life together about how they met, but it's a full story now, lol. This is in my words as I see it, but I tried to keep it as accurate to the books as possible. Please review? Reviews are my fav ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 99,869 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008
first light by blondie AKA robin reviews
Bella and Edward face what may be their greatest challenge: Marriage. One threat still stands between the couple and their fairy tale ending. Bella is the key to protecting the Cullens; but can she find enough control in time to save them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,543 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Shut up! by FishFriend reviews
“Yes..erm..well, you see..um.. I came here to talk to you about the /seriousness/ of their relationship.” My possible future in-law stuttered the words. Charlie isn't so sure about B&E's relationship. Carlisle POV. Odd Fathers Day Challenge. T for Safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 3,361 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Angela Observes Edward by Cullenista reviews
Angela gets to the cafeteria late on the Cullens first day at Forks High. What does she see and hear when she gets in line behind Edward? Written in response to Nadia’s challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
The Dementor by Parody Master reviews
Just a little something I came up with. Hehe. Bet this has never been done before...please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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Edward and Jasper have problems with FINALS? reviews
Ever wonder what happens to the Cullens around finals time? With Edward's mind reading and Jasper's ability with emotions, things sure do get interesting!Rated T because I'm paranoid. Criticism of any kind accepted! Going to be multi-chapter now. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008
Bella: Danger Magnet Alert! reviews
Written for Eowyn77's Bella Danger Magnet challenge. The challenge: write a non-supernatural threat to Bella's health. Bella discovers that PE in Forks is worse than expected... based on my personal experience. T because I am one. R&R appreciated!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008
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