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Joined 07-03-08, id: 1623160, Profile Updated: 08-26-11
Author has written 7 stories for High School Musical, and Recess.

Goals On Fanfic

Get to 100,000 words- COMPLETED 11/10/08!! :D

Get to 200,000 words- up to 115,731

Get 100 reviews for one story- COMPLETED 2/12/08!! (Stay With Me) :D

Get to 150 reviews for one story- hmm, don't think that one's gonna happen anytime soon, but I can be ambitious.

The Story of Rachel...

Hello brave person. Welcome to my wonderful little bubble of fanfic.

Once upon a time there was a little girl who decided to join the magical land of fanfiction. She wrote some stories, disappeared for a while, and now she's back :D Reading through her old profile made her cringe slightly, but it was also like rediscovering an old friend... *sigh* Oh well, here's some shizzle about me:

My name is Rachel, call me Rach if that's what you prefer (it's easier to type :P), I really don't mind.

I'm 16. I've been playing piano since I was 12 and I love music. I also do a bit of acting, I'm not brilliant though :P

Je parle un petit peu de francais :)

I'm tall... (well, an ant would think so.) Let's just leave it at that :)

My all time favourite band is McFly

My other favourite bands are Kill Hannah and Breaking Benjamin. My friend asked if I had bad experiences with people called Hannah and Benjamin...

I'm a Hufflepuff and proud of it! :D I will have a serious identity crisis if I get sorted anywhere else when my Pottermore welcome email eventually comes. I think Dobby might have it at the moment, but I will track that elf down and get it one day...

As you may have noticed from that last nugget of information, I adore Harry Potter. My favourite ships are Lily/James and Ron/Hermione.

I live for the laughs :D

Pet Hates

26/08/11- I made this list when I was about 13 or 14. I think I may have calmed down a bit since then :P Still, it amused me so much I couldn't bring myself to delete it, so feel free to read if you have nothing better to do. It may cause offence- but then again, so do a lot of things.

Forgetting Things- I'd remembered something else to put on the list but then I forgot it!! Grr how annoying!!

Lip Syncing- oh yeah here it is! But seriously, if people have a career in music it should be because they are able to SING. I hate it when people mime/lip sync because they're just making loads of money from their songs when they can't even sing live. Some people use the excuse 'I can't sing while I'm dancing'; the dancing isn't as important, it's not the dancing that people HEAR when they're listening to their iPods, most people just use dancing to cover up the fact that their song is shit. Besides, if you really want dancing, can't you just get backing dancers? Grr.

Hiccups- they are annoying because once you get them you can't talk properly and if you laugh they get worse. And sometimes they hurt.

Bananas- eurgh! How can anyone actually like them? They are the most disgusting things EVER :S

Talent Show Sob Stories- Yes, it's a shame if your mum/dad/wife/husband/kids/siblings/best friend's next door neighbour's dog has just died. But you don't have to keep going on about it, because it doesn't make anyone a better singer. You're either good or you're not- and if you're not, sob stories won't make you good.

The Word 'Mom' In Harry Potter Fics- Harry Potter is set in Britain, and in Britain we don't say 'mom', we say 'mum'. It's not fair- most of the things I write fics for are set in America and I'm British, and I always try to make mine sounds American. Why can't you Americans do the same for us? Is one little 'u' too much effort for you?

People Who Call Me Short- no one does that. No one. Ever. I'm not even short- the rest of you are too tall :)

Spelling/Grammar Freaks- everyone makes mistakes. No one's perfect, everyone gets it wrong once in a while.

Flamers- if you don't like a fic then fair enough, you don't like it- that's your opinion. But if you're going to review it anyway then at least give them constructive critisism so they can make their story better. If you're just going to say 'i don't like it', and even worse, be nasty about it, then you are not only wasting your own time, but everyone else's too. In other words: flamers of the world, GET A LIFE.

Hannah Montana- everyone is so obsessed with it, and I've never watched it but the adverts are awful.

Camp Rock- just a rip off of High School Musical. And it has the Jonas Brothers in it.

Spot Cream Adverts- it's ridiculous how the actors they use never have spots in the first place. I'm sure they airbrush them.

Celebrity Couples- I don't follow them, it's up to them what they do with their lives.

Footballers- they are so overpaid it's ridiculous. 40k a week just for kicking a ball around?! What the hell is that about?

People Who Are Famous For No Reason- like Paris Hilton. HAVING RICH PARENTS SHOULD NOT MAKE HER FAMOUS. Being famous should be about actually having some talent.

Homework- yuck. Just because teachers don't have lives doesn't mean that we're saddos too. Isn't it bad enough that they make us slave away in school hours?

School Uniform- it's uncomfortable, it looks awful and it makes everyone look the same.

Spots- they make your face look a mess and it's soooooo painful trying to get rid of them.

Animal Testing- it's just cruel and selfish, as is eating meat and killing animals for their fur.

Racism- the colour of someone's skin makes them no better or worse than anyone else.

Homophobia- if people are attracted to people of the same sex as them, then so what? Just leave them alone and let them find someone they can be happy with.

PE- torture.

Chavs- most people who use Fanfic are American, and therefore are lucky enough to live in a country where there are no chavs. I can't really explain what a chav is, look it up on the Internet, but I will tell you, as will pretty much everyone else that lives in Britain, that we are a lot better off without them.

Hair Colour Stereotypes- blondes aren't always dumb, brunettes aren't always boring and redheads don't always have tempers. That kind of stuff has nothing to do with what colour our hair is.

Favourite Quotes

"BIG PEOPLE STINK!!" -Dwarf, Bedtime Stories

"Evaporate, tall person!" -Sharpay Evans, High School Musical

"This is like Santa's workshop! ...Except it smells of mushrooms and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me." -Buddy, Elf

"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that, children, is called cannibalism, and it is frowned upon in most societies." -Willy Wonka, Charlie & The Chocolate Factory

"We have so much to be thankful for. Would you care for a sherbert lemon?" -Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Ah, shut up, Dursley, yeh great prune." -Rubeus Hagrid, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Crikey, I'd like a dragon." -Rubeus Hagrid, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"I don't know how the Muggles manage without magic." -Rubeus Hagrid, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"The wand chooses the wizard, remember..." -Ollivander, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Funny way to get to a wizards' school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?" -Vernon Dursley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Now, you two- this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've- you've blown up a toilet or..." -Molly Weasley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat." -George Weasley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Do they? What, they don't move at all? Weird!" -Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"I think I can tell who the wrong sort are for myself, thanks." -Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Mad? He's a genius! Best wizard in the world! But he is a bit mad, yes. Potatoes, Harry?" -Percy Weasley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Nearly headless? How can you be nearly headless?" -Seamus Finnigan, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Great-uncle Algie came round for tea and he was hanging me out of an upstairs window by my ankles when my great-auntie Enid offered him a meringue and he accidentally let me go." -Neville Longbottom, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"And finally, I must tell you that this year, the third-floor corridor on the right-hand side is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a very painful death." -Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Oooooooh! Ickle firsties! What fun!" -Peeves, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"GOT YOUR CONK!" -Peeves, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Another Weasley, eh? I spent half me life chasin' yer twin brothers away from the Forest." -Rubeus Hagrid, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"No Crabbe and Goyle up here to save your neck, Malfoy." -Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"You're a lot braver now you're back on the ground and you've got your little friends with you." -Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Well, a second's there to take over if you die." -Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Don't you care about Gryffindor, do you only care about yourselves, I don't want Slytherin to win the House Cup and you'll lose all the points I got from Professor McGonagall for knowing about Switching Spells." -Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"If either of you get us caught, I'll never rest until I've learnt that Curse of the Bogies Quirrell told us about and used it on you." -Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Wandering around at midnight, ickle firsties? Tut, tut, tut. Naughty naughty, you'll get caughty." -Peeves, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"We could have all been killed- or worse, expelled." -Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Er- have the bludgers ever killed anyone?" -Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Don't worry, the Weasleys are more than a match for the Bludgers- I mean, they're more like a pair of human Bludgers themselves." -Oliver Wood, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"You haven't got a letter on yours. I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid- we know we're called Gred and Forge." -George Weasley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair." -Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

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200 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
200 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Jump to chapter 19 for ten new tales, including 'I will not tell the first years that the Restricted Section of the library is the only section where you are allowed to eat,' and 'I must not attempt to recreate the Whomping Willow in Herbology class.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,041 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 9/8/2020 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
20 Forbidden Things For Draco Malfoy by WhatTheHellIsThat reviews
Draco is given a list entitled '20 Things That Draco Malfoy is Forbidden To Do But Probably Will Do Upon Reading This List' by his best friend, Blaise, and he is challenged to complete every task on the list, no matter what the consequences
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Draco M.
Breaking Potter's Heart by Emma Youngish reviews
"The best way to get rid of James Potter is to date him." "What!" "You heard me Lily. Date James Potter. Not only date him, break whatever heart he has."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,837 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Riddle Me This by drinkinlondondanceinparis reviews
Dumbledore gives Hermione an unthinkable task & she knows she can't refuse. She finds herself in 1944, risking everything she has by making a certain teenage Dark Lord change..and fall in love? a HG/TR/DM triangle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,504 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
My Immortal: Cleverbot's Thoughts by RealityBitesSpontaneously reviews
This does what it says on the tin- it's the infamous "My Immortal", with commentary from none other than Cleverbot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Draco M., OC
Divination for Dummies by Rabiscar reviews
COMPLETE! Lily walked up to the North Tower on her first day in 6th year expecting to learn a little about the Inner Eye & a lot about baseless superstition. Instead she finds herself learning more than she wanted to know about one James Potter & herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Dancing with the Devil by RissaCay reviews
Snape makes a deal with Slytherin's most popular witch, the beautiful and witty Narcissa Black, after she offers to help him win back Lily Evans. But what's the cost of her assistance? Will the 2 become freinds, or is Snape simply dancing with the Devil?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,160 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rising Sun: The Carlisle Cullen Story by WishingOnMyStar reviews
For all those who've ever wondered, this is Carlisle Cullen's story from vampire birth through the events of Breaking Dawn. All characters and most ideas are property of Stephenie Meyer. PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS! That's the only way I get any better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 119,862 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Friendship and Fires by lozzard-wellard reviews
After dumping Danny, Claudine and Lauren finally begin to become friends, much to Danny's disgust. This results in some awful consequences and life or death situations. *NOTE. This story may drag on a bit but I promise it gets interesting as you read!
Britannia High - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,912 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Lauren, Claudine
Emmett and Truth or Dare What Could Go Wrong? by RandomCullenFanGirl1901 reviews
When Emmett decides to play truth or dare, the Cullen clan is wrapped up in their crazy brother's game. Hilarity ensues, and no one is safe. My summaries suck... Rated T due to extreme paranoia. Canon pairings. Takes place Post Eclipse but Pre BD. REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Emmett
Mixed Up Love by lozzard-wellard reviews
Spinelli thinks that she will receive a valentine card off TJ, or will she? Chapter 3 coming soon, but I am struggling :
Recess - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008
First Name Not Ashley by lozzard-wellard reviews
A spin-off of the Recess episode 'First Name Ashley', in which Ashley a has a confession about her real name. Chapter 2 now up! Please read and review
Recess - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2008
Mikey's Favorite Thing by lozzard-wellard reviews
A short story based on Mikey and how he feels nervous about wriing a short essay on his favorite thing to do.
Recess - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
My boss by BluexSatin reviews
Troy wants to unravel the secrets behind his personal secretary , Gabriella Montez. What is he in for ? TXG FULL SUMMARY INSIDE M rated for some chapters.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,175 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Death Drinkers by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Crack. Voldemort invites the Malfoys, the Lestranges, and Greyback over for a game of I Never which descends into drunken chaos. WARNINGS: for heavy drinking, cussing, and sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Moments that Changed Us by CandC1988 reviews
Could something as simple as tripping on a sidewalk change everything? Well, this is what this story is about.
Recess - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,279 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Love Of The Game by Roadway reviews
Don't take this seriously! basically a girl falls in love with a tetris peice. short and weird. Oneshot.
Tetris - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Love is Blind by CandC1988 reviews
TJ has always loved Spinelli, but when something happens will he stick by her? Also Gretchen and Vince get in an argument and Gus and Mikey join a dating service.
Recess - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,682 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Complete
Feelings Never Known That Existed For Each Other by C-T-CT reviews
This Recess story takes place after "Taking The 5th Grade" DVD (and the gang has experienced A LOT so far), yet T.J. and the gang can't keep up with or prepare for a new, unpredictable Ashley... (and YOU thought the original Ashleys were BAD!)
Recess - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,350 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 9/4/2003 - TJ D., A. Spinelli - Complete
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Stay With Me reviews
Spinelli left Third Street suddenly in fifth grade... now in senior year, she's back with a new name and a dark secret.
Recess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,731 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - A. Spinelli, TJ D.
Dirty Little Secret reviews
Songfic- Dirty Little Secret by All American Rejects. The Recess gang, the Ashleys, Lawson and other Recess characters share their innermost secrets.
Recess - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Poor Little Rich Girl reviews
Ashley A is basically a spoilt brat. But when a fire destroys her house and kills her family, she has to live with the Spinellis. Will Ashley A be a spoilt brat for the rest of her life? Or will a normal family change her for the better? COMPLETE!
Recess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,237 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Signs You're Falling In Love reviews
Based on that list '12 Signs You're Falling In Love'. A fluffy oneshot I wrote when I was bored. Enjoy!
Recess - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
A Birthday Wish reviews
A TJ/Spin oneshot. A little girl makes a wish on her birthday, but do wishes come true?
Recess - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Piece reviews
TJ loves Spinelli, but there's just one problem- she's getting married to another guy. Does Spinelli feel the same way, and can TJ tell Spinelli how he feels before it's too late?
Recess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,861 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
I Promise reviews
When Gabriella moves to East High, she falls in love with Troy... but can her abusive dad come in between them? And what is Gabriella hiding? Trailer inside!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,471 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete