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Joined 07-03-08, id: 1623242, Profile Updated: 12-22-12
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Instant Star.

name:Heaven (yes my parents are that weird there not even religous)

i will be changing my pen name because of some things that i really dont want to go in to. my old one was JommyIsthebest

age:i am old enough to be offended by people that ask

state i live in: maine

Super star links :

play list of songs http://pl.st/p/23766173963

Jude's date outfit http://www.polyvore.com/judes_first_date_with_mason/set?id=59816384

the real deal stuff

Bella's room: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OAh4Xl94vrU/SsU0Lq103rI/AAAAAAAANH0/0FVF1xjSEwE/s400/hcStevenGambrel12.2.jpg

Bella's dress for the concert http://img.dawanda.com/Product/145/145767/full/1200985543-264.jpg

Bella's shoes for the concert http://www.alternative-footwear.co.uk/shoes/shoes_files/image001.jpg

Play list of songs: http://www.playlist.com/playlist/19238952971

(Bella's costume http://www.lingeriediva.com/sexy-costumes/sexy-vampires/vampire-vixen-costume )

(Esme's costume http://www.lingeriediva.com/sexy-costumes/nurses/bedside-nurse-pc-set )

(Alice costume http://www.lingeriediva.com/sexy-costumes/gangster-girls/players-club-pinstripe-dress-set )

(Bonny’s costume http://www.lingeriediva.com/sexy-costumes/french-maid-costumes/french-maid-fifi )

(Carlisle costume http://www.lingeriediva.com/sexy-costumes/mens-costumes/sexy-surgeon )

(Emmett costume http://www.lingeriediva.com/sexy-costumes/sexy-vampires/fang-bangin-fun-vampire-costume_2 )

(Edward costume http://www.lingeriediva.com/sexy-costumes/couples-costumes/victorian-man )

(Jasper costume http://www.lingeriediva.com/sexy-costumes/gangster-girls/gangster-rob-n-banks)

Zodiac Sign: Cancer

Enjoys:harry potter twilight my friends

you can find me at http://harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewuser.php?showuid=162123all harry potter fanfictions!!

10 facts about me!!

1) I love harry potter if you don't you can suck my imaginary dick

2) twilight is my second fav book but harry potter trumps all

3) we wiped the stage with the other chorus's!! at the chorus trip

4) aar is my #1 band

5) you mess with my friends you mess with me(insert gerr here)

6) i have a big fear of spiders

7) I love yaoi fanfics

8) my fav couples are:

harry/ remus(insert yummmmm! here)

harry/sirius

harry/hermione

hermione/ron

hermione/snape

ron/cho

ron/luna

harry/snape

carlisle/bella

jasper/bella

emmett /bella

9)my least fav

harry/that cow ginny(insert shudder here)

remus/tonks

sirius/remus

remus/james

james/sirius

edward/bella

10)on youtube my name is nicky10006 look me up on both hpff and youtube


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Read this and ask yourself: Is that really fair?

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtorhang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Re-post this on your profile if you play music so loud so you can sing along and no one will hear you! then add your name to the list! HiDiNgFrOmYoU JommyISthebest

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you approve gay-marriages put this in your profile and add your name to the list:

Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starship13, Wistful-Dreamer, Calypphire, Shadow-Ravin, BlackPheonix913, Valerya Potter, Dowash, Phoenixsapphira, JommyISthebest,

There are no sexualities. You love who you love and that's that. It's not restricted to one gender, no matter what gender it is. If you agree with me, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000,Neonzangetsu, chaosthesith89,JommyISthebest

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If you could read that put it in your profile


hey y'all i am having like major brain block if any one has ideas for love in strange places it would be welcome


what do the harry potter adults think of you?

Albus Dumbledore wishes you hadnt joined Voldemorts side.
Lord Voldemort sees you as his most valuable Death Eater.
Minerva McGonagall wonders how such a good student turned out so evil.
Severus Snape is madly in love with and would do anything for you and is the only person who understands you.
Rubeus Hagrid thinks youre strange.
Horace Slughorn thinks you were one of his best students.
Sirius Black secretly loves you and curses Severus for being the one that got you.
Remus Lupin doesnt understand why Sirius loves you since youre evil.
Bill Weasley isnt totally convinced youre not that evil.
Lucius Malfoy thinks youre a great Death Eater.
Bellatrix Lestrange doesnt trust you and tries to convince Voldemort youre a traitor.


witch marauder is the one for me?

Remus Lupin:
He's very intelligent, and quite bookish, but he's very caring and he defends those he cares about.He's quite attractive too, only he's so quiet that most girls didn't notice him!


witch harry potter teacher would i date? z Lupin. Smart, a little sad, quiet and understanding, with a warm heart and heavy burden.


What do the Harry Potter Characters think of you? (For the Girls!!)

You enjoy spending time with friends and finding trouble. Or does trouble find you? Here's what others think about you:

Harry: I love her and she's agreed to be my girlfriend. I'm so happy!!
Hermione: She's my sister and I love spending time with her.
Ron: Harry's lucky. She's so much fun to be around.
Ginny: I hate her, she has Harry and I want him to be mine!!
Fred & George: She helps us test things out even if it's embarrassing.
Neville: She's nice enough to help me out! Harry is one lucky guy!
Draco: Potter's girl. Enough said.
Remus: She's a lovely girl. I see her as another cub just like I see Harry. He found a girl that is smart and beautiful.
Sirius: I'm so proud of my godson. If I was only younger...no I see her as my daughter and Harry had better keep her!
Minerva: Such a sweet girl. Very smart. Wonderful practical work!
Snape: Very talented in Potions. Not that I'd ever tell her.
Dumbledore: I see her as an auror!
Voldemort: I'll kill her and Potter!


What do the Harry Potter Characters think of you?

Harry: He's your friend, but you two don't really talk much.
Ron: Ron is alway on his toes around you for fear that you'll prank him.
Neville: He doesn't really pay attention to you.
Draco: He hates because you are always pranking him. He would hex you if he ever got the chance.
Crabbe and Goyle: They hate you the same way Draco does.
Fred and George: They both really like you, but George beat Fred to you. You are dating George, and you two are happy. The three of you are always pranking.
Percy: Percy doesn't really like you because you're as bad a pranker as Fred and George and he doesn't approve of the way you 'throw your life away'.
Hermione: She's the only reason you ever study anymore. You two are good friends.
Ginny: She usually sees through the tricks you and the twins play. You two laugh whenever one of Fred or George's tricks backfire, or when they get blamed for your pranks.
Luna: Luna doesn't know you except that you like to play pranks on her.
Cho: She hates the pranks you play on her.
Pansy: Pansy hates you because Draco hates you.
Sirius: He finds your pranks funny and will often help you make them better.
Dumbledore: He is the reason you're still in school.
McGonagall: She wishes you would stop goofing off and at least TRY to do well.
Lupin: Lupin tries to stop you from pranking, but it never really works.
Snape: He can't stand the pranks you pull off in the dungeons.
Hagrid: He'd like you a lot better if you didn't keep scaring his creatures with your pranks.
Most Gryffindors: Try to stay on your good list so they won't get pranked.
Most Slytherins: Are the ones you prank.
Most Hufflepuffs: Have heard your reputation.
Most Ravenclaws: Are afraid to get pranked.
Your House: Gryffindor
Your Boyfriend: George
Your BFF's: Fred
Your Enemies: Most Slytherins

You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your studen ID number on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or facebook
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Black and White: A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "
We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.

ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures.

Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts:
No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class
Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.
“Liften Separatis Crotchum” is not a real spell.
If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.
I will not call the DADA teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can be only ONE!”. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “Firewhiskey”.
It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape’s personal postbox.

I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force”.
Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is “Headmaster”, not “My Liege”.
I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.
If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.
I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic Transfiguration spell.
I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.
The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.
I shall not give Professor Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.
I may not chase Seamus Finnegan around school in search of his ‘Pot o’ Gold’. Nor am I allowed to tell people he’s a leprechaun on steroids.
I may not refer to Sirius Black as ‘Seriously Black’.
I am not allowed to ask First Years if they need help ‘polishing their wand’. No matter how funny their reactions are.

Some Quotes
I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
Like Daddy always said: If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit!
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning 'to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet'. - Robin Williams
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one.
Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people just abuse the privilege
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall out of a window...I laugh.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match it for me at kick boxing.
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
The most dangerous enemy is that which no one fears
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, bribe them. If you can't bribe them, blackmail them.
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private.
The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
If at first you don't succeed - cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
Consciousness - that annoying time between naps.
Smile - it confuses people.
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."
A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'
A friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be there next to you saying "damn that was fun!"
A friend will tell you when your wrong, a true friend will wait for you to screw up so they can laugh in your face.
A friend will encourage your choices in life, a true friend will write them down for black mail.
A friend will help you study for a test, a true friend will help you procrastinate studying for a test.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.
Incoming fire has the right of way. - War Laws
I don't fight with idiots; they bring me to their level then beat me with experience.
I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
Laughter is the best medicine... or is it the wine?
Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie in my diary?
Beans beans are good for your heart! The more you eat the more you fart!
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... "
This poem is really sad so be prepared...
My name is Chris.
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe i'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILDABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!-That happens alot with me and my friends! litrally! I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.-Totally One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons-I agree!
What I lernt from Twilight
!1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. 2. The future is not set in stone. 3. Men are crabby when they're hungry. 4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear. 5. True love knows no boundaries. 6. Some people are just danger magnets. 7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love. 8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle! 9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them. 10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes. 11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day. 12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain. 13. Family is about more than just blood. 14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing. 15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising. 16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings. 17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity. 18. There are exceptions to every rule. 19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid. 20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy. 21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's. 22. Cold hands = Warm heart. 23. Not breathing is uncomfortable. 24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair. 25. Romeo was an idiot. 26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day. 27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone. 28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with. 29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
Random But VERY true Facts!
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
"Man must wait long time with mouth open for roast duck to fly in." ancient Chinese proverb "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" –Unknown "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown “I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers "I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." –Unknown "Perfection is a waste of time." --Kim De Coite Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'" –Unknown "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron “You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” – Unknown “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown “When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown "A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
"There's no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it." -That-Guy-With-The-Glasses
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up! Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you! Woman: But would you stay there?? I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that idiot upside the head Pass it on... Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. "Love your enemies! It really pisses them off" Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." A good friend picks you up when you fall,a best friend picks you up and then trips you again." Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Friends offer chips.Closer Friends give you fries.Best friends steal them from you. A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" Jasper Whitlock I love you! Oops! Did I say that out loud? You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead... I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still), MiracleJade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate series)Edwardcullenrocks(Edward Cullen-twilight, Yuki and Kyo Sohma-fruits basket, and Alexander Sterling-vampire kisses series)Cocoloco123(Jasper Hale/Whitlock-Twilight )
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. The few people who would die laughing if the newest fashion was not breathing are brilliant Good friends give you a ride. Close friends buy you a car. Best friends are the getting-away-from-the-scene-of-the-crime driver. We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong. WARNING:Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. NOTE:Do use an axe to kill a fly on ur enemies head Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public Always forgive our enemies - nothing annoys them so much. Emo kids have cool hair Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. I called your boyfriend gay.he hit me me with his purse
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron." "They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?" "People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual." "When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE
my imaginary friend doesn't like you either i hate it when the voices argue with my imaginary friends Smile. It confuses people.
hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it. flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left. Every rule has an exception. Especially this one. Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as the go by. When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade. Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship. Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them. Don't mess with me I've got a stick. I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have Somebody needs a Happy Meal. Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Jasper is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows with your friend just to see who knows more names. Crazy is when u start to sing a old song that no one under 60 should know, in public.Crazy is when everything goes quiet and your friend and you bust out laughing and everyone stares. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?" Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow "Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again To put it nicely, I hope you choke "True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream" Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn I'm not insensitive, I just don't care True love isn't free, but i'd pay anything to have it real life isn't full of happily ever afters, just bursts of happiness that don't last very long If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. The world is cruel... get used to it! Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal. If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler. The evil gnomes poked me in the but with a stick. Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car. Welcome to the world of very scary fearies! For those who think fearies are innocent little creatures... Killing gnomes with sporks! Would you like a cookie? So would I. You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. Checking away messages. It's like stalking, but no one knows you are doing it. I even have people's names on my buddy list that I don't know, but I hear they have really good away messages. Some people really put their all into away messages. There are the people who document their every move: "I am taking a shower, but when I get out, I am going to pee, shave, and then iron my pants. Call me if you need me before I go to the mall at 2pm." Then there's the creative one: "I am away from my computer right now." And of course there's that one from the really cool guy: "Yo its friday night, I am drunk, and not sittin up lookin at away messages" Funny how that guy never seems to go idle. Don't take it personally.. but you smell like an ice cube Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. A day without sunshine is like... night. A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?" A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water! Behold the mighty...chihuahua? Busy polking my neighbor with a spork. shes really old and wrinkly this is fun muahahaha Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. Feeding my pet old person right now...! Hello. You have reached The Autopsy-profile. If you are already cut open, Press 1.If you are ordering a new body, Press 2.If you are ordering a cut body, Press 3.If you are picking up a body, Press 4.If you chose none of the options above, please stay on the profile. You will soon be tracked down and picked up in a nice cozy black 'sleeping-bag'.Have a nice day and thank you for choosing Autopsy-profile! I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I? I do what cheerios tell me. I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my hande, here is my...other handle? crap. now i'm a sugar bowl I'm bartending at an AA meeting I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (haha just like Edward Cullen!! :D) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in background: "Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!!" me:" That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that..." I'm out driving with my keys in an electrical outlet... If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth. My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet... Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions. The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole. yo-yos were invented as a weapon I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. ;) What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
Unique
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Lunamione7, Sunshine0235, Edwardcullenrocks,Cocoloo123

30 Important Lessons Learned From Twilight and should be Kept in Mind
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. A Porsche 911 Turbo makes a really great bribe.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for others.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.
You know you're addicted with Twilight if...
You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward.
You think your next door neighbor either looks like a vampire, or really is a vampire.
You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there.
You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up. (I tried this. Us Twilighters made a group and made our activity all about Twilight. Those Anti- Twilight had to suffer when it was out turn to present! It’s major fun!!)
You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward.
You promise your friend that if he can find you an Edward, you'll give him the answers to your homework for the rest of your school-life.
When your best friend's mom drives fast and you scream, "OMG! You drive fast! You're a vampire and you didn't TELL me?"
You drink red drinks and yell, "Whoo! I'm a vampire! But I'm a vegetarian one, because I don't kill people! Only red berries!"
You plan on naming your children after characters in any of the books in the Twilight series.
You walk around school looking for pale-skinned, inhumanly beautiful classmates with red or gold eyes.
You see a shadow, think its Edward, and start talking to it.
Before you go to sleep at night, you start thinking about Twilight before you can fall asleep.
You have a dream at night and are ecstatic when you realize it's about or related to Twilight.
Then you realize you forgot a huge part of it and you start hating yourself for forgetting.
You compare every guy you meet to Edward and are honestly disappointed when they never measure up. (Pfft ya.)
You see the name Edward- then you and your friends starts to freak out. (Been there, done that. Very fun!)
You always defend Twilight when someone says it sucks.
For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon, you acted as a missionary for the books, asking everyone you talked to if the had read them.
If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it, because it is, and I quote, "the best book ever".
If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight is the best book on the planet, you immediately start to argue with them.
You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story (and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.
For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk about.
You try to think of a way to talk about Twilight with your friends.
The space in your bookshelf where you place your Twilight books is like a sacred place.
You don't want anyone to borrow, even touch, them in fear of them getting destroyed.
You create codenames for you, your friends and your enemies using the names of Twilight characters, so no one will know what you are talking about.
You began reading fan fiction as a desperate attempt to read something about Twilight, when you had already finished the books.
Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a vampire.
Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever.
You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people who don't understand it just haven't read the book.
When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought it was stupid, you just shake your head and sigh.
Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Saga.
You copy down pictures of Twilight and save it.
You can't believe that most people haven't read the books.
When you found out about Midnight Sun you had a mental breakdown.
You know you're hopelessly obsessed, but you don't care, since its TWILIGHT!
55 things to do in elavators!
1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. MEOW occasionally. 6. STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7. SAY ‘ding!’ at each floor. 8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9. MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you. 25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. ENTER the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat. Act offended when they tell you you’re not wearing anything and accuse them of lying. 34. TELL people that you can see their aura. 35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...” 38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air 39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors 40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39. 41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come. 42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention. 43. LAY down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 44. LEAVE a box in the corner, and when someone gets on; ask them if they can hear ticking. 45. WEAR a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 46. LISTEN to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 47. DO the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved. 48. PLACE potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not feng shui." 49. HUM the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again. 50. BRING a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers. 51. DRUM on every available surface. 52. WRITE a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter. 53. SAY "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it. A few seconds after, put it back in your pocket and announce to other passengers that you were talking to your pet monkey in jail. 54. COME on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..." 55. EVERY time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.
Proof of the Existence of Stupidity
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Oh, but that saves so much time!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be...)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with head colds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (And I'm taking this why?)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Hmm...Something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to what? No doors?)
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (Captain Obvious strikes again)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

30 Good Reasons why GIRLS are always the BEST
1. We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. Its possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We have ways of getting what we want easily.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We have style.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. There's the saying "Ladies first."

The Logic behind Rock, Paper, Scissors
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shoot, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.”

Do YOU remember the 90s??
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:
You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!

" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack

When kick ball was a daily activity.

When we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember The Original Game Boy.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.

You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters

You remember Ring Pops.

you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

One word. . . . . . . .trolls.

Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power.

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected Beanie Babies.

You remember Carebears You know that Lambchop's song never ended.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

Everyone watched the WB.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

You had slap bracelets!

You Actually played outside until it was dark!

Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Everyone is entitled to being stupid, but you just abuse the prviledge.
I would say "screw you" but I think to many people already did.
I am really trying to imagine you with a personality. Oops, I can't.
Not the brightest crayon in the box, now, are we?
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Your a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal.
You just won't leave me alone, will you? You know, people like you are the reason why people like me need medication.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me beautiful, What happened to you?
List 5 reasons why I shouldn't talk to you. And then read them over and over.
If stupidity was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."
7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me: ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me: ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics "I swear you're just like your father."
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My Mother taught me Wisdom "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait that long) 2) Thou shall not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.) 3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection) 4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect) 5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (Everyone knows grandma has more money) 6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Just start them) 7) Thou shall not skip class. (Just take the whole day off) 8) Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more) 9) Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "Just do it") 10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (Just leave ‘em in the middle)

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him, brings him to you and forces him to marry you til death do you part.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" or "Dang, we screwed up."
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".

Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Her name was Aurora She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addic

t Her parents kept her Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair
She always talked to it When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound
Until her parents unlock the door

Some more and more pain She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg A scar on her face

Why would she be In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking,

" God, why? Why is My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did
Then one night Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy One that she made
She thrust the blade Right into her chest,

" You deserve to die You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear And again started crying
Police showed up At the small little house

They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly Opened a door

To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor
It must have been bad To go through so much harm

But at least she died With her best friend in her arm
If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile.


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my grandmother died of cancer on my dads b-day he was like 7 wish i could have met her... luv you grammy

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(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

i would just like to say this bunny has made the jump to facebook and is on his way to world domination!

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar
with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.

What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.

It's likely she can also think

TRUE LOVE:

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die

STOP STSEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s butt.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST eat spaghetti and meatballs everyday
I'm an OUTCAST, so I MUST be a jealous loser
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip

I'm a red head, so I must have a fiery temper!

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be frigid

I'm SHY, so I MUST NOT have any friends

I have a lot of GUY friends so I MUST be dating them all"

I did not write all of these write these, but I do hate stereotyping!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile..

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (My word was 'for')

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile..

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!..

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA HURT SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree!!

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you want Bella to become a vampire, copy this into your profile .

If you think that losers hate/don't get the Twilight series, copy this into your profile. (I'm the exception-I love Twilight but I'm still a loser :)

If you think that the Twilight series is the best known book series to woman (And man)... copy this into your profile.

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Jasper is an emo vampire (really HOT emo vampire)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

u are absolutly in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak

--/ /-\ \--put this
-- -- --on your
-- -- --account if
-- -- --you know
--\ \-/ /--someone
--\ / //--who is sick
--/ //-or has
--/ /\ \--died of
--/ /--\ \--cancer

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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Instant Star - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,350 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Jude H., Tommy Q.
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Harry Cocker by Profound Yaoi reviews
Harry Potter becomes an Animagus. But things never go the way he hopes... Warnings: Snarry, slash future sex scenes, probably some course language, OOCness and AU. M for future chapters. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of its characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,100 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Death is Only the Beginning by Xo Bella Italiana oX reviews
What happens if Bella never makes it to Forks because Maria snatches her before she can make it to the airport? Being Jasper's mate, the Cullen's were expecting her and find out that she has been kidnapped and forced into the Southern Vampire Wars. Will they be able to save her from the hell that they know is coming or will chaos erupt when the God of War returns to the South? J/B
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Bittersweet by The Narnian Phantom Stallion reviews
Peeta never recovered from being brainwashed and one fateful night he comes to Katniss' house prepared to finish the task of killing her. Her only hope and savior is Haymitch. Will he be able be able to save her and maybe heal her in more ways than one. Katniss/Haymitch
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The Return to Satellite 5 by Merrianna reviews
The sequel to The Quest for Damara: This is a retell of "Bad Wolf", "The Parting of the Ways" and "Born Again". There will be changes.
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An enlightening glimpse at what went on in the Doctor's head while posing as the husband of Rose Tyler.
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Secrets of Midnight by Lizzy0305 reviews
After detention at Umbridge, Harry wanders on the corridors with a bleeding hand. He meets with Snape, who is of course, curious why the hell is Harry not in bed. Then he sees the bleeding hand. In the darkness of the midnight, their relationship changes. However there's a war about to start. What do they have to sacrifice in order to win? SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 221,617 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 6/25/2011 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Just As It Should Be by Em Kay Who reviews
They've made it through kidnapping, torture, and an entire year that never was. They've made it through so much together. What will happen when the Doctor recieves a warning about his song coming to an end? And what do the nightmares that are plaguing Rose mean? Will they be able to save the Universe once more? - A series four rewrite with Rose. Sequel to The Old Team.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,008 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Shades of Blue Cobalt by bluedawn01 reviews
Rose Tyler, rescued from the parallel world by the Doctor (although not the one she expected), has been brought back to the Doctor (although not the one she expected), delivered to the Doctor (although not the one she expected) and is now, finally, back with the Doctor (the one she expected all along). This is their tale. Final story in the "Past, Present and Future" series.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,479 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Until Death by hayniss-evernathy reviews
When District 12 residents are forced into marriage with their "perfect match," Katniss expects her husband to be a fighter, like her. What she doesn't expect is a life with Haymitch Abernathy, victor of the 50th Hunger Games. Hayniss-centric. Strong hints of Everlark.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,606 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Peeta M.
An Alpha and His Cub by PadfootIsMyHomeDawg reviews
"In a moment, the eyes had pierced through Harry; he felt his knees weakening in response to his Pack instincts. This man was his Alpha." Harry is not happy with finding an Alpha, even a man who supposedly knew his parents. He's got to get used to Pack life, Remus wants to get to know him more, and then some old Pack like Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew come in to the picture...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Harry P., Remus L.
Change of Fate's Design by TheRoseintheStorm reviews
The Doctor and Rose Tyler. There are millions fics about them. And I decided to add another one. Every!Doctor/Rose and I mean EVERY. Bad Wolf interruption, obviously. Classic Series & New Series. As well as Expanded Universe and my imagination.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,033 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/6/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor
Finding the Light by Pixiestick-cc reviews
With Maria gone, Jasper and Bella endeavor to start a life together beyond the darkness, but realize it is not always so easy to identify an enemy when it comes from within. Sequel to Beyond the Darkness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,171 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Bella, Jasper]
Their Little Infinity by Wallflower95 reviews
It's been three months since Augustus Waters passed away and Hazel is heartbroken. Then she finds out something that shocks everyone. There might be a chance that Hazel and Gus can have their little infinity after all.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 76,619 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Hazel L., Isaac, Mrs. Lancaster, Kaitlyn - Complete
Children of Saturn, Book 2: What Can Be Done by NessieCullen9 reviews
Bella's finally a vampire, and she's married to her true mate, but now she's stuck in Volterra and Aro doesn't plan on letting the newborn Saturno slip through his fingers. How far will he go to keep her? How much defiance will he tolerate before he destroys her? And what will Bella have to do to make sure everyone and everything she cares about doesn't go down in flames with her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,100 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [Bella, Jasper] Aro, Marcus
Who Else? by write2staysane reviews
The Doctor tried to make his peace with Rose, but he was always haunted by her memory. What will happen when Rose returns from her world with a painful story and a question that the Doctor can't bring himself to answer? What will he be willing to sacrifice to find peace with the only woman he ever truly loved? UNFINISHED AND DISCONTINUED
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,783 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 8/19/2013 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
The Duelist Professor by whitetigerwolf reviews
Tonks form mentor comes to teach at Hogwarts, Harry learns how to Duel from him. And can he have a relationship with a woman seven years older than him? Harry/Tonks DarkHarry DarkTonks HONKS. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,605 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Because Sherlock Holmes Needs to Pee in a Jar Again by kaeyes reviews
John finds Sherlock using again and decides to help the man the only way he knows how...whether Sherlock likes it or not. Rated T for drug use.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,202 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
A Split Second by Wandering Seas reviews
What if Jack had gotten there a split second earlier? What if his timing had been perfect enough to get the Doctor and Rose both safely out of harm's way? If the Doctor hadn't been shot, there would be no Metacrisis. If there hadn't been a Metacrisis, then Donna wouldn't have had her memory wiped. If there hadn't been a Metacrisis, then Rose wouldn't have left. AU Journey's End
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,368 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Rose T., 11th Doctor
Augustus, my love by TheFaultInOurHunger reviews
Hazel Grace Lancaster has never been anything but terminal, so when her time finally comes, she's not scared or nervous, but excited. Will she be able to find Augustus? With the help of her new friend, Alaska, she can certainly try. (Cover art credit to owner, not mine)
Crossover - Fault in Our Stars & Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Alaska, Hazel L., Augustus W., Hazel's mom
His Fire by MissyL626 reviews
Katniss realizes that Cinna makes her feel things she's never felt before, things she's supposed to feel for Peeta. Will they be able to love each other without getting the other killed? Rated M for later chapters. Set in Catching Fire KPOV and CPOV.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,096 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Cinna, Katniss E.
Broken and Weathered from the Storm by StrictlyFiction reviews
Rose Tyler was left alone with TenII in the alternate universe. What happens when he dies and she receives a mysterious package six months later? Fob watches, OC companions, aliases, and the Ponds with Clara, things get a bit mixed up! Oh, and maybe some more Time Lords? No one knows! Read please!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,268 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Rose T., 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Clara O.
I Would Wait a Lifetime by labyrinthofsuffering11 reviews
AU. No Amy, sorry. Everyone knows the Bad Wolf and the Oncoming Storm were meant to be together. So when the Doctor lands in the garden of a familiar face, will everyone be glad to see him again?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 41,839 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Rose T., 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
He Never Said Why by SlytherinsScribe reviews
Post-war AU, the war took many lives, and there is believed to be only two students in Harry's year that aren't dead or in Azkaban. Of course, it's harder to be a survivor than the dead. Six years later the survivors return to Hogwarts. Slash. COMPLETED 1/16/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,808 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Never On My Mind by lifelesslyndsey reviews
'Forget about it Paul.'The order took hold. It wasn't instant; Paul's natural inclination to fight all orders wouldn't allow it to take hold in a snap. It crept over him instead, stripping away what choice he had as slow as honey. One minute life was all about her. The next, it wasn't. This is a story of how Paul imprinted. Again. Again. And again. PxB Some OOC, heed the warnings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,404 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Paul, Bella
The Importance of Shields by whoson1st reviews
The goodbyes have been said, and the Doctor and Rose are once again alone in the TARDIS, recovering from the events of the Master. However, when the Doctor forgets to put up the shields, they suddenly find themselves dealing with an unexpected guest and a collision with an unlucky ship. Rewrite of Time Crash/VotD, third story in the Written in the Stars series. Now complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,792 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 11/23/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Howling with the Storm by whoson1st reviews
Rose spent two years rewriting her history with the Doctor, and now they finally have their chance at forever. But as new friends and foes alike appear, new challenges come with them. Can the Doctor and Rose live happily ever after? What is that supposed to look like anyway? Rewrite of season 3, second in the Written in the Stars series. Now complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 243,975 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Trying it Out by bluedawn01 reviews
Rose Tyler throws herself through the Vortex searching for the Doctor and finds him! Well, one version of him anyway. He's rude, he's flirty and he's very attractive...but he also seems to be wearing a cravat.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/16/2013 - 8th Doctor, Rose T.
The Key by Vampiyaa reviews
Rose's TARDIS key is proving to have changed just as much as the Doctor has, in his tenth body. She's kept it on a chain that she keeps round her neck, and whenever she's nervous, she sucks on it. Too bad the TARDIS is channelling that straight to him. One shot, Ten/Rose, very silly; interfering-TARDIS!fic
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/11/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] TARDIS, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
As It Must Be by randomscribblings reviews
When Rose Tyler ends up in the parallel universe, it seems that all is lost. Luckily, fate and the TARDIS have other plans for her, including a journey through her Doctor's past and future. Rose x Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,159 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Rose T., 10th Doctor, 9th Doctor, 11th Doctor
Rose Needs a Doctor by Books In the Blood reviews
When Rose suddenly falls ill when traveling with the doctor he takes her back home to London. With her mother away, will the doctor stay and take care of Rose? Just a nice fluffy, sick!fic
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Desperado by bubblygal92 reviews
Five years after Doomsday, Rose Tyler is the Defender of the Earth in every sense of the word. But when she receives some shocking news, it might be time to find a way across the universes. A tale about friendship, love, growing up and coming home. Reunion fic. Set post series 2. AU
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,115 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Seeing is Deceiving by cagney1982 reviews
Alice misinterprets a vision of Edward leaving Bella in the woods and sends Jasper back to Forks. Both Bella and Jasper have their own demons to face. An unlikely and dangerous friendship develops into something that noone, not even Alice saw coming.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,012 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Jasper, Bella
A Secret Love,No more hiding by Biteme4eturn-t reviews
His Love for her has always been secret,He was always in the way. But with a betrayal does he have a chance with the beautiful Bella, or will someone ruin it all,Will their Love stand or crumble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,984 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
A New Life by VladMorgendorffer reviews
The TARDIS always makes sure the Doctor goes where he's needed. What does it mean when she takes him to Rose? Rose Tyler, Defender of the Earth, had a new life. But sometimes a new life isn't better than the old one.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,698 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Rose T., 11th Doctor
A Case of You by Mrs.Monster reviews
A road trip, a stolen car, a grumpy human-drinking vampire, a disposable camera and a very unique map. Bella's determined to have fun, and Peter's along for the ride. Complete! Look for future outtakes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,299 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Harry Potter and the bond of souls by John Foxton reviews
After becoming bonded to Gabrielle Delacour, Harry discovers something about his life which will end up changing his future completely. With enemies closing on all sides, Harry much risk everything he has to become what he is prophesied to be. contains Quidditch, War, Armies and Veela. H.P x G.D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,675 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
Archetype by LuxLocke reviews
"I create myself." Neither Rose nor the Doctor could have ever known just how far the Bad Wolf would reach. Centuries later in an alternate universe, the Architect is the master of space and time. She can feel the turn of a planet beneath her feet, and holds stars and ice and fire in her eyes. She is wonderful, but so alone, and she is always running. Just like he taught her to.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,443 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T.
Don't Cage the Wolf by Khatt reviews
If you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow: Don't trap the Doctor, and don't cage the Wolf. Main setting for the WolfStorm-verse.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,671 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T.
Welcome to Pemberly (Lizzie Bennet Diaries) by Oneclassylass reviews
The Lizzie Bennet Diaries- This is a multiple chapter overview of Lizzie visiting Darcy's company Pemberly Media Agency and Lizzie's following interaction with Darcy and Gigi.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012
The Butterfly's Heart by La Vita Nuova reviews
Bella was lost to them all, leaving the Cullens behind with nothing more than her haunting memories. Four years later that memory comes back to life, but when she's welcomed back with open arms, not everything is as it seems. Can she convince herself to ever love Edward again, especially when Jasper is no longer forced to hide in the shadows?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,856 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Bella, Jasper
Darcy's Reactions by FoolForSpuffy147 reviews
Reaction fic to Episode 60 of the Lizzie Bennet Diaries. What happens when Darcy takes up Lizzie's challenge?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Complete
Le LoupGarou of the Triwizard Tournament by Fortune's Phantom reviews
When Harry is attacked and bitten by a werewolf his entire life changes and his senses enhanced. Follow him as he deals with all of these changes during his fifth year in Hogwarts.Harry/Fleur AU see inside. Complete re-write of what few chapters I have before continuing the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,507 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Life Happens by Bensons-Stabler reviews
The wedding is fast approaching when suddenly life throws another wrench in Bella and Edwards love story. Secrets will be kept and lies will be told. You know what they say. . Life happens when you are making other plans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,951 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
To Be or Not to Be by JamieWhite18 reviews
Edward leaves and doesn't return until a year later to find a brand new Bella. What could have caused this new change and why doesn't she appear in any of Alice's visions anymore? Follow them on their road to help bella or will they even get back together
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,970 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Sisters meant to be by Marie1000 reviews
Bella Hale's life is perfect until her sister disappears. Bella is turned a year later. Full summary inside HIATUS! Under revision.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Rosalie, Bella
Give Me Life by Lyowyn reviews
Slash, Harry becomes aware that he might just fancy his potions professor at roughly the same time that Severus decides he has a thing for one of his students. Possible fluff, lots of tension, rating likely to increase. PotterSnape,with some BlackLupin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,588 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Legend of the White Wolf by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
When Bella was little she was told that she was a special kind of shapeshifter, one who is destinied and one who can shift into any animal she likes, what happenes after the Cullen's leave she starts to phase again and imprints on sam? SamXBella R:T R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 88,638 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 10/17/2009 - [Sam, Bella] - Complete
My Big Brother by Darkened-Sun reviews
She lost the only thing that mattered to her, her brother. After nearly 90 years she found him again & a new love & family. Full summary inside... PeXCh JXB AXE CaXEs EmXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,956 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Fighting Soldier by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
Charlotte's gone & Peter's running back to the place he escaped, only to run into a goddess with fire eyes & brown hair. Bells more powerful & feared then Jazz.. 200years after edward left PeterXBella Ra:M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,976 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 5/23/2010 - [Bella, Peter] - Complete
The unexpected mate by Chosen Kayos reviews
Garrett finds Bella about to jump off the la push cliffs.. why does he have this strong pull to save and protect her now he will protect her form all evil human and supernatural alike
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,729 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella, Garrett - Complete
Price Stickers by demunition reviews
Bella meets a sexy southerner while working at Wal-Mart. Who can resist some good ole Southern charm? Watch as two strangers create a love story of their own. B/J, A/E, R/Em, Es/C. MA for future lemony goodness!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 17,292 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Guiding Paw by moonservant reviews
After receiving a letter from Petunia, Lupin takes in Harry and offers the help he needs to deal with the loss of Sirius. Together, they change each others' lives and bring happiness back to their worlds. No slash HPxRL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,509 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Remus L.
Harry PotterLupin? by Bloody Phantom reviews
Remus & Lily dated, but with him being a werewolf they had to break it off. Lily found out she was pregnant & knew, if the Ministry found out, they would take the baby. They go to James for help, the perfect plan, but then Halloween happened. Harry grew up without knowing, without Remus. Will finding out the truth destroy their growing relationship? Harry's 6th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,304 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Mood Ring by lifelesslyndsey reviews
When there is nothing left for Bella, she decided she wants out. Standing in front of the white house, razor blade in hand, she says good bye the only way she can think of. A bloody good bye. But who cut's there wrists at a vampires house?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,117 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 2,730 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5699 - Favs: 4,446 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Stolen Glances by xXPlayedByLifeXx reviews
Jude quit after the first ep after the kiss .3years later she's back in the biz.She meets Tommy as the producer of her archenemy.Will sparks from long ago fly again or will it be the worst fight ever?Better than it sounds.Give it a shot,summary inside.
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,456 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Jude H., Tommy Q.
Secret in the Tower by Ibris reviews
DH Substitute. Head Boy, Leader of the Order of the Phoenix, "The Chosen One", he's many things and tries to live an as normal as possible life with his new love Hermione and the blade of war coming closer with every swing. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 241,598 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Somebody to Love by mommybrook reviews
Bella is 25 years old, divorced with two kids. The Cullen's return to her life when she absolutely needs them the most. Jasper has done the unthinkable in becoming like the leader of their coven, and becomes single again after that fateful night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 104,928 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Time Will Tell by December Jinx reviews
The Cullens left Bella, but she holds herself together. Jasper returns to her, asking for forgiveness and her help. Alice is not well, and he needs Bella to go back in time with him to help her. Will Bella find love with a different Cullen? B/Em, J/A, E/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 231,370 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Mini Moony by lilyyuri reviews
Sequel to 'Jaded', Harry and Remus are married and are going to adopt a child called Aaron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 164,613 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Sun and Moon by kolchaksghost reviews
Esme returns to check on Bella and finds a tragic scene. The only way to save her human daughter is to change her. She takes Bella to Alaska for her Newborn period. How will Edward take the new Bella. Bella/Kate femslash. J/A Em/R C/Es New Ch 8. ADOPTED BY AnimeAmber17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,831 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Kate - Complete
The Ties That Bind by Netrixie reviews
Severus Snape never wanted this... he had two Master's already and was barely able to survive that. But now he has a third, and life as he knows it will never be the same. Enter Harry Potter, who is going to change the world. -being redone, working on the rest, don't hate me-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 116,763 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Betrayal of the Vampire Kind by BlackSheep Fiction reviews
There is an accident and Bella's life is on the line leaving only one choice, to turn her. Guilt, abandonment and some crazy moments lead to an unlikely affair! LEMONS AND LANGUAGE ARE ADULT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,724 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
What the Heart Desires by AlyNiki reviews
After the vote Edward leaves again to try to force Bella to remain human. Rosalie leaves as well. With Bella and Emmett left together to console one another, will anything else develop for the pair? Or will they always be brother and sister to each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,221 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Subtle Grace of Gravity by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Set in NM. Jacob is the last straw - Bella leaves Forks. Victoria finally makes her move. Tortured, broken and dying, Bella is left to meet her end, but instead finds her salvation. Gravity does strange things and pulls odd people together. Lem/Lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,274 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Pregnant? What makes you think that? by sacha-lee reviews
What if Bella and Edward did have sex in the meadow at the end of Eclipse? What if Bella became pregnant... what if the pregnancy was as it should be, normal? POST ECLIPSE ExB Fluff Normal pairings. I love reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,944 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Beyond The Broken Scars by December.LeNoir reviews
3 years ago Edward Cullen broke off all connections with Bella and left Forks with his entire family. Now Bella is at University, having banished the memories.But when an unexpected guest arrives at MIT she finds herself reunited with desire & desolation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 222,476 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Still Figuring Out by Kiki-Jo reviews
Edward and Alice have a very dirty little secret - will they be able to keep it a secret? What about if Bella found out? What if she found out in one of the worst ways possible? Would Jasper be there to comfort her? Rating for strong language and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,562 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper
One Weekend by StormDragonfly reviews
At Edward's request, Carlisle takes Bella away for the weekend. How will Bella react when she discovers what Edward has suggested Carlisle do in his stead? A meaningful story of arousal and trust, taking place before the epilogue of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,057 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
A Brave New World by Cithara reviews
When the Dursleys are killed, Harry is left without legal guardians and is left prey to an ancient law that would see him owned by those who wish him harm. For his protection, he marries Severus and his new life begins. Marriage fic format but with a plot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 240,885 - Reviews: 2941 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
Princess From Hell by Daughter of Mania reviews
Edward leaves Bella for a vampire, another vampire comes along and promises to help her, will she trust him? DISCLAIMER; I DONT OWN TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,634 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Demetri, Bella
Road Trip by rhythm junkie reviews
!WINNER OF BEST NON-CANON CATEGORY IN THE SHOWERS TO FLOWERS ANONYMOUS CONTEST! Bella need time away from Edward but he won't let her go without someone to keep her safe. A/U OOC ish :::sorry about the sucky title:::
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Take This Heart by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
Bella's life is a constant choice between bad and worse until she moves to Forks and meets the one man who can ease her burdens. But trust doesn't always come easily, especially when life has taught you that you're safer on your own. M for abuse and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 395,836 - Reviews: 4297 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Life Begins Anew by Hayley87 reviews
Vernon Dursley’s abuse towards Harry during the summer after fifth year causes a sequence of events that no one could have predicted. Includes Lily’s diary, a strange necklace, and a new relationship with Snape. No slash. Ignores books 6 and 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,566 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Basking in the Light of our Love by SweetT129 reviews
Sequel to A Light in the Darkness. This story follows Carlisle and Bella in their life as newlyweds, beginning the morning after their wedding. Many surprises to come for the new husband and wife. What will they be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 215,157 - Reviews: 3101 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Guardian Angel by jljaina reviews
Harry discovers that Snape is his father. A Severitus challenge style fic. How will the two react to this news and will they ever be a family. And who is this spirit that keeps appearing to them? Takes place after Harry's 5th yr. Dismisses 6th & 7th bks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,189 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Never Again by whitemoustache reviews
Harry is abused at home while his sister is hailed the savior of the side of light. All changes when Harry and 5 kids are accepted into Count Lodes training and he's forgotten.Years later,he faces a battle with Voldemort -HIATUS UNDERGOING REWRITE-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,575 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Harry P., Albus D.
A Voice In The Darkness by Nickeyd26 reviews
What if Edward did not take the dramatic route and wait till noon to step into the sun in Volterra? What if Alice and Bella were incapable of getting to him in time? What if he was not the only casualty of bad timing and misread visions?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,410 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Instinct by Villainess Foul reviews
I take over at the beginning of New Moon. It was instinctual for vampires to find their mates and When Bella cut her finger, Jasper got a whiff of her blood and knew...that she would be his.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,873 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
When Opportunity Knocks by Piebald46 reviews
Bella and the Cullen's go out to celebrate Edward and Bella's upcoming wedding. When Edward decides not to go, Carlisle will take his place. OOC & lemons. A 9,000 word One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,635 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Find My Place by Saxyad18 reviews
Rose and Bella bond, but when the Cullens return from hunting, the new friendship tears the family apart. Can the Cullens salvage the family before it falls into ruin? Who is sacrificed for the benefit of the rest? And who commits the ultimate betrayal?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,948 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Becoming Real by point-of-tears reviews
War is surreal, especially in the magical world. Between an evil megalomaniac, inordinate battles, and arduous training, life can become intangible. What does it take to become real again? Slash HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 143,000 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Little Glass Puppet by Wolf's Daughter27 reviews
In Twilight Edward saved Bella in Port Angeles. But what if he wasn’t there to save her? What if her smell changed afterwards, and she no longer interested the vampire boy? Who would pick up the pieces then? Contains rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,317 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Welcome To Existence by Emerald-Rosalie reviews
Em/Bella. New Moon/Eclipse AU. Bella never jumped, Edward never came back. Three years have gone by and life for The Cullens has changed epically. No longer united, Emmett sets out on a journey to take back his life, and gives his heart along the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,218 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Emmett, Bella
My Vampire Jasper by NeiNeer reviews
Some people have imaginary friends. But for me, there was nothing imaginary about Jasper. I'm 17 now & living with my dad, it is now that I find out the secrets that were kept from me and why knowing has put my life in grave danger!- My Vampire Jasper R/R- On hiatus for the moment!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,457 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Shards of a Fairytale by astarte-lydianna reviews
After Edward leaves Bella has an accident and runs into a certain Doctor. Carlisle makes Bella a promise to change her once he's sure she's not doing to be with Edward. But they get a little attached to each other. Bella/Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,551 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Rescued by Remus by Angelauthor14 reviews
Seven-year-old Harry Potter is rescued by Remus Lupin. A Remus-raises-Harry story! Lots of cute bonding! Please R&R! BACK TO REGULAR UPDATES!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,073 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Remus L.
The So Unknown by Slywolf9 reviews
I didn't plan on staying with Bella long after Edward left, but suddenly the days turned into weeks, into months. It was perfection and happiness, and nothing could take it away. Then one day Edward came back. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,590 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
You Were Mine All Along by Piebald46 reviews
Edward leaves Bella in New Moon and the rest of the Cullen's stay behind. Bella struggles with her growing feelings for Carlisle, and tries to be supportive for him after Esme leaves. Cannon couples, aside from Carlisle/Bella. M rating in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 118,375 - Reviews: 2055 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Friend, Mentor, Soulmate by whitetigerwolf reviews
Post OotP. AU. After Sirius' death, Tonks helps Harry through the the grief and helps him prepare to face Voldermort. And Sirius' Will will leave them a lot to think about. Harry/Tonks HONKS Rated M for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,467 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks
An Unexpected Lady by JosieSwan reviews
After Edward leaves Bella in New Moon, a wish sends Bella to Jane Austen's England, where she meets a familiar face, Carlisle Cullen, whose control is not what it was in 2010. Knowing his secret, will she be the end to his loneliness? AU, Carlisle/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,770 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
The Last Mile by catonspeed reviews
8yrs from NM bday party aftermath: It's the final nail in the coffin & Bella is running south after bad news. Where has she been? Meeting the last person she expected to find on the desert roads of Texas, is her life ending or just beginning? Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,729 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Some accidental magic by Madame Xela reviews
When all Harry wants is to be with his parents, something strange happens and he ends up in his parents sixth year with no way home! But, does he want to go back? I'm rewriting the story, don't worry, I'll post the updated chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,304 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Blue Eyed Vampire by krazykat144 reviews
Bella went to find the meadow, but instead of making it there Laurent found her driving and decided to attack. The wolves come and attack Laurent, after he bit Bella. She's alone, a newborn, confused, and different.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,501 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Cheating Life by Christina E Lupin reviews
INDEFINITE HIATUS! Sequel to Cheating Death. Life for Harry, the Potters, and the Lupins is interrupted by the presence of another Dark Lord meanwhile they battle the challenges life presents them with. Including the pregnancies of both Lily and Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Doctor's Helping Hands by krazykat144 reviews
Bella gets raped and doesn't tell anyone. The Cullen's come to town and bring her home after Edward reads the rapist mind. She meets Carlisle and falls in love. He is single Rated M for rape, lemons, and murder.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,606 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Save me: ON HOLD by Darken.For.Tear.Drops reviews
When Edward leave's Bella in NM, Bella has to go much to finally get to her soul mate. But can Bella cope with seeing the vampires who started all this? Can she forgive them? Or will she lose her self in the pain they bring back? BELLAXMARCUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,766 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Bella, Marcus
Twilight: PARENTAL CONTROL by Yoga Girl reviews
Charlie doesn't like Edward. He's about to fix Bella up with two dates... poor Edward must watch from his livingroom and endure the whole thing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2010
Shadow Dawn by Aminde reviews
During New Moon. Bella is in the meadow and gets kidnapped by the Volturi. But she loses all her memory of her human life! Oh no! M for future chapters and possible language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Felix
Light in the Darkness by vcln reviews
POST ECLIPSE... Two Cullen members are faced to deal with heart-break and betrayal and find comfort in one another. I'm not very good at summaries but please give it a try. my first fanfic. THANK YOU AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY UPDATED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 64,014 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Red Eyes Are My Destiny by MrsBacobJlack reviews
Aro asks Edward, Alice & Bella to join his Royal Family. What if the tables turn in New Moon and Edward get's the shock of his life.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,182 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Aro, Bella
Time to Change by SweetTormentedAngel reviews
Time Travel- The war is over and Harry has lost everyone except 3 people, Hermione, Draco, and his 8 month old god son Teddy. With nothing left, the 4 are given a chance to go back in time with hope of ending the war sooner. In the middle of changing.....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,545 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Harry P., Remus L.
Like Father, Like Daughter by BloodWhiteWolf reviews
What If When Carlisle Was Changed He Had A Seven Year Old Daughter? What If Years Later Shes Changed Too? What Happens When They Meet Again In The Future? What If That Daughter Was Bella... What Happens Then? Why, ExB Of Course!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,819 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Simple or complicated by midnightsun2626 reviews
Jude goes with Tommy and Kwest to celebrate. Little did she know she would fall for Kwest who she hasn't seen in awhile She now has to choose between Tommy who makes her melt and is very passionate, but with alot of baggage or Kwest who is commited to her
Instant Star - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009
Third Time's a Charm by TheDay'sEye reviews
At 10 Bella met the Cullen's. At 17 they come back to a very different Bella. Kidnapping, Lust, Mistakes and being Changed is what await Edward and Bella as they try to make their relationship work. AU/OOC M - Language/Lemon. Third Time's a Charm at life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,522 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The True Singer by LGilbert1982 reviews
After Edward leaves Bella in NM, the Cullen family falls apart. After Carlisle and Esme divorce, Carlisle decides to come back to Forks to see how Bella is coping. Will either of them find love again? How will Edward react? AU/CPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,575 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Who Knew That My Life Could Be A Love Story? by SimpleSymphony reviews
After Renee took it too far one too many times, Bella moves to Forks to be with her best friend Alice. She is faced with tough choices and many surprises when she meets Jasper, Edwards person who also lives with them. Hilarity and drama mixed perfectly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,739 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper
A tale of an immortal love by lena rosa cullen reviews
This is my first story... What happens when Edward leaves Bella? She is not a little human now after 20 years... Uh oh! Edward and Bella story. This is my first so... plz read! I own nothing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,845 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella
Here And Now by JaspersCherry reviews
A/U Jasper has a secret he's never told any of the Cullens. Bella's just arrived in Forks and has a secret that is thousands of years old. Can mythology handle both? Future lemons! USED TO BE NOMADIC VAMPIRESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,494 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Dear Bella by Samwelshdragon reviews
A sequel to my story Dear Esme. A series of letters from the Cullen siblings to Bella at different points in time
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella - Complete
A Waking Dream of Life and Light by archangelraphaelsdaughter reviews
After many painstaking years for the sides of Light and Dark, Voldemort is defeated. All were free to return to their lives. Of course, Harry Potter's life could never be normal. Vamp!Harry, time-travel fic. AU after fifth, eventual slash. Collaboration
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,733 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - [Harry P., Remus L.] Sirius B., Severus S.
Shael o pai shar si shal, si ber eir thys tysi by HiDiNgFrOmYoU reviews
Im writing my own marriage law story Voldy went on a mad rampage the yr after his rebirth & now that Harry kiled him @ the MOM the wizards need to repop from the damage Enter the new marriage law. DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. My apologies
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,292 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Needing Daddy by the-hottest-cullen-girl reviews
bella comes to carlisle after she and edward have a fight in the meadow while hunting and leads to bella telling edward that she doesnt love him anymore.Fluff CxB its my 1st story so review review review review cursing and some fighting
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Alpha Fail by lifelesslyndsey reviews
La Push is vampire free, leaving seven teenage werewolves and there alpha nothing to do! What happens when Sam imprints on his Beta's broken leech loving best friend? Alpha Win or Alpha Fail? Looks like Sam isn't so tough after all. N/C SamXBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,989 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam, Bella - Complete
The Secret Guardian Angel by nerd-girl reviews
Complete Harry is aged by 10 years and it's up to the snarky Potions Master to find the cure, but they end up finding each other HPxSS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,617 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 11/12/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Changes by atinaej reviews
Three months after Edward leaves, Carlisle realizes that leaving Bella destroyed their family and he decides to return to Forks. AU, non-cannon. A CarlisleXBella story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 128,661 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Saving Me by vcln reviews
When a key member of the Cullen family is killed, how does the family recover? Will they ever be the same?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,073 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Control by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Bella needs help sleeping after a series of nightmares keeps her awake. She asks Jasper to help. He gets a taste of control that he hasn't had in a long time-how far will he go?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,554 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Galveston by Beatlefnatic reviews
More Jasper and Bella bonding, this time over a certian battle, canon couples...read and review and enjoy please! Edited for minor errors that I never manage to catch in time.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Brutal games by soo leelee sayss reviews
Edward breaks Bella's heart. Again. But only this time it wasn't for her safety. A provoked Emmett starts spilling secrets and what happens when in all to willing Jasper comes to Bella's rescue? Bella/Jasper. Don't like the pairing? Don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,913 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The One For Me by belladonnanoir reviews
Bella meets her soul mate in Carlisle but has to deal with drama along the way including dealing with Edwards growing obsession with her
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,455 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
The Beast Within by SlytherinFreake reviews
Harry has a secret. Snape wants to know. When he does, is it victory, or a whole new secret? Warnings, Pairings, and Disclaimer can be found in Chapter 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,545 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Only Human by catharticone reviews
Esme and Carlisle ask to see Bella shortly after her return from Italy. Have they have changed their minds about welcoming her into their family?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
A Light in the Darkness by SweetT129 reviews
The battle with Victoria and the newborns takes a tragic turn and five lives are lost. This is the story of how Bella and the other survivors learn how to live and love again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 145,757 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Unbreakable Road by MaitresseSaint reviews
Bella is tired of being hurt by the Cullen's & takes matters into her own hands. Bella/Jasper OOC/AU Rated M for language & LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 132,802 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
True Love by RandyFan20 reviews
Bella has just break up with her boyfriend Edward, because she fell in love with his dad, Carlisle. What happens when Bella starts dateing him secreatly? Can they be together? CarlislexBella pairing. Not a good summary but really good story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,656 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Have a Little Faith by Kimmie43 reviews
Slightly OOC. Bella is already a powerful vamp living on her on. Starting school At Forks High she meets up with the Cullens. Will Love bloom between her and Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,815 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Refuge in Darkness by Anlynne reviews
It has been two years since Edward left Bella in the forest. Now, everything is about to change...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,955 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Jasper, Bella, Jacob - Complete
Finding Bella by mel121 reviews
This is the story of Finding Myself but in Carlisle Point of view I wonder how he really feels about Bella coming into his family and how do the others really feel. Will Carlisle be happy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,786 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Carlisle, Bella
To Love A Werewolf by YaoiBatman reviews
Remus knows he can't have his lifemate... Harry agrees otherwise, but can he convince Remus of that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
Anchorage is for Lovers by NCChris reviews
What if Bella didn't fall apart when Edward left her in New Moon? What if she grieved and moved on with her human life? Five years later, she runs into one of the vampires from her past. Will one of the Cullens become more than a friend? AU. Emmett/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,633 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Ancient Prophesy by Ally's Angel's reviews
In NM Edward never came back and Victoria found Bella. 50 years later the Cullen’s and their two newest members are invited by Aro to a ball for their change of diet? And the coronation for the mysterious new Princess Eliza, who hates them. not Aro/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,162 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Aro
Running for my Soul by indipop reviews
Bella is a human on the run from the Volturi with her vamp family. Her blood big brother, Emmett, and adopted brother Alec protect her the best they can, until they come to Forks and find another vampire family…
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Marcus
Mended Scars by obsessedwithmd reviews
Sequel to Scars Only The Other Can Mend. Carlisle and Bella are coming home after a year and a half. A lot has changed but somethings, and some people never change. Rated M for reasons. Carlisle/Bella Read first one to make any kind of sense!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,681 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Isabella by queenchesh reviews
Bella has lived in Volturi coven for years. Now she is engaged to Aro and the guest for the wedding start to arrive, but one in particular catches her crimson eye. Beta-ed by:glasgowgirl
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,129 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - [Bella, Aro] - Complete
Truth or DareCullen Style! by fullhousegrl22 reviews
So Bella is left alone with Jasper and Emmett while everyone is away. Will J/A and EM/R relationships break apart or grow stronger? And will Edwards and Bella relationship grow stronger? R&R for more chapters! Better than the summary!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,280 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
Phoenix Ashes by Kari Twilight Mist reviews
Marcus discovers Aro killed his mate and runs to the Cullens for protection. While he is there he learns to live again like a phoenix from the ashes of his former self. BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS! DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,250 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Marcus
Slow and Steady by LilyoftheValley77 reviews
It's been five years since Edward left Bella in the forest. She has almost recovered fully from that night, but when someone re-enters her life unexpectedly, will memories come flooding back causing pain or help her move on once and for all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,817 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Calm Before The Storm by cjasone45 reviews
Now adopted to GuiltyButFlawless. A weekend away; an empath; a hormonal human. She wants him; he needs her. A blessed day, and then. Alice and Edward come home. Jasper/Bella...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,421 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Jasper
True Blood by SnapeRulesMaraudersDrool reviews
Au/ooc On eve of Harry's 17th birthday Snape learns Harry is his son, and that Albus knew all along. Can Severus still have a place with his son, and how will Severus handle the betrayal of his mentor? warn slash,poss.mpreg, ment. child abuse ss/rl
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,519 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Father's Love by 19TopazAngel18 reviews
“If I don’t come back, I’ll find you, no matter what. Nothing in this world can keep me from coming back to you again.” “Mkay.” A father's love for his daughter is eternal and will stop at nothing to reach her again no matter the distance between the two
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,091 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
You're Still the One by karalynn79 reviews
Jude is in London. Her 21st birthday is right around the corner and she is getting ready to move back to Toronto. As she is packing she thinks back about how much her life has changed since her 18th birthday. Keep Holding On Sequel.
Instant Star - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 92,083 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
Fate Has Brought Us Here by cullen818 reviews
Set two years after New Moon. Edward never came back and Bella is at college trying to pull her life together. She meets up with the one Cullen she never thought she could have anything in common with. Definately a Team Jasper story. Rated M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 92,732 - Reviews: 2523 - Favs: 2,353 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Happy Families Heal Broken Hearts by Suicidal Tendencies1994 reviews
Bella ran away from Phoenix when she was 15, with good reason. She’s 17 and now she’s going home, to where she truly belongs-Forks. Can Emmett help Bella feel like she belongs somewhere? Twilight, with different pairings. BxEm EdxA JxR EsXC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,119 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Give Me Hope by Horribly Horny Harry reviews
After the war Harry runs from the ruins of his Wizarding World life in turn for a muggle one. But England is only so big as Harry runs into Snape. HP/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Is Change A Good Thing? by Cocoloco123 reviews
Bella found Edward's and Alice's secret and left,she changed alot and know she's back.what will happen? Is change a good thing or can it be a bad thing?.Not good summery.BellsXJazz. Second Fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,353 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Selfish by LizbethMarie reviews
One shot Song fic! BellaxCarlisle what if Bella never jumped from the cliff and Jake Imprinted. Set 4 years after New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,687 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
My Little Girl Carlisle's lost daughter by BellaJaperCullen21 reviews
In 1663 Carlisle was married and had a two year daughter. In 1917 she met Edward Mason and they fell in love but then she left to protect him. she mets up with them at the high school how will she react. will carlisle accept the couple?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,268 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Mrs Isabella Cullen by XxxThe Devil's Little AngelxxX reviews
Isabella is a vampire visiting a friend in Forks,Washington. But she never imagine that there she will meet with her past... Carlisle Cullen. Please R/R and tell me what you think. ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Carlisle, Bella
Love Will Keep Us There by cullen818 reviews
Newborn Bella is experiencing things that no vampire should.Something is terribly wrong, but what? STORY CONTAINS MATURE/DARK/ANGST. DON'T READ if that's not your thing. Sequel to Fate Has Brought Us Here.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 176,708 - Reviews: 4423 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The First Time: We Met by Cylann reviews
What happens when Tommy and Jude have a chance encounter before she wins the contest. This story follows the episodes in season one with a slight twist and will change as it goes along.
Instant Star - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 174,734 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Jude H., Tommy Q. - Complete
Long Awaited Help by AntoinetteD reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts to use Snapes lab. But being in such contact has always been explosive for the two. Will the years apart have changed anything? WARNING SLASH. M/M SEX.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,324 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Time Continues On by PJJ0930 reviews
Starts after Eclipse, no Nessie. The family is almost completely destroyed the day of the wedding, who will survive and will new romances bloom? Will they seek revenge against the Volturi? A JasperXBella story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,369 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Lesson's to learn by teddybearpixiestix reviews
set in NM, what Bella's life is like after the Cullen's leave. Carlisle come's back by request of Bella's doctor. why? caution: mentions of suicide, cutting, and other bad things. M to be safe RxR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Moonlit Love by romancer21 reviews
summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Remus L., Harry P.
Adopting Harry: One eye and the Werewolf by RebeccaRoy reviews
Remus Lupin takes Harry out of St. Mungos after the attack on Godrics Hallow. Alastor Moody finds the werewolf and sides with him in raising Harry. How will this work out? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 85,244 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Alastor M., Harry P. - Complete
At the Lake by WithDemonWings reviews
Harry and Charlie are at the lake, smut ensues... with a side of fluff. CW/HP, because there aren't enough!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Trials of Experience by graceandpipp reviews
HP/RL Harry and Remus are alone at #12 for a while after the DOM incident and they find they have more in common then they thought. And revelations are made. Warning OOTP Spoilers. "ABANDONED" but up for adoption.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
A Furry Situation by FoxInBox reviews
What happens when Harry Potter moves in with one Remus Lupin? Will their living arrangements be normal or get steamy between the two. And what happens when Remus reveals that Harry is his Mate? Find out ! Possible M-Preg!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,496 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
Plan 9: The Strange Case of Bella and Carlisle by Calendulam reviews
Bella and Carlisle discover a surprising common interest, and Edward attempts to decipher exactly what they’re up to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,954 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
One More Taste by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Edward isn't able to stop Jasper at Bella's birthday party-but he doesn't get enough. He wants more, and he'll do anything to get it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,298 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
It is our choices by bumblebee88888 reviews
Snape survives DH, but Harry believes him to be dead. What will happen when they meet nineteen years later? Read to find out. Explores the lives of Harry and Snape post DH and how their friendship unfolds. The story is complete! Please R and R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 316,530 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Coincidence by Caranora reviews
Dudley watched blankly as his son examined the envelope. He hadn’t seen one of those in ages, but in the back of his mind he wasn't honestly surprised.- Let's face it, coincidences always lead to something worthwhile. Pre-Epilogue AU with DH Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Choosing to Change by SiriuslyUnreal reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION- NEW EDITS Follows DH up to the final Battle. The battle is much worse, and Voldemort lives. Harry is given the chance to change it all. His choices will change everything, especially himself. WARNINGS: Eventual Slash. AU/Time-Tra
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 158,891 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Scars Only the Other Can Mend by obsessedwithmd reviews
Bella has been mourning a death. Her and Carlisle feel each others pain. Both want to comfort each other and feelings that have never been expressed before come to the surface. Carlisle/Bella. Rated M for future possible lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,119 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Wolf's Girl by JaspersAngel reviews
SEQUEL TO "A CHANGE IN MONSTERS" Read that before reading this. I don't want to say too much to give anything away to those who haven't read the first. Sam/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,286 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sam, Bella - Complete
Kisses by mrscakeakajane reviews
The war is over, the school is open, Snape is teaching again, and he has as plan, but so does Lupin the story is better than the summary i promice rated T for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,259 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Esme's Mothers Day Suprise by Darkened-Sun reviews
Esme has always had a bad mother's day, but bella wanted to make her something to suprise her on the special day. Rated T just in case Read&Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
In Memory's Wake by cocoa-snape reviews
Through hardship, Snape and Harry have found each other. But as Snape’s demons reemerge, can their relationship survive? And when the unthinkable happens, Harry begins to wonder whether Snape wants to forget or needs to. HPSS Slash, Sequel to LotDSoM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,946 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Unexpected Force by eds1addiction reviews
In my story, the unthinkable happens. Seth imprints on Bella, while she is still technically with Edward,causing major upset and upheaval,plus intense romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,382 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Seth
What If Part One by mrscakeakajane reviews
what if the books were just a cover, what if it was all real, what if.... well read and find out. this is part one of five, conected storys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Harry and the Turn of the Tide by teddylonglong reviews
What if: Voldemort was really dead, Harry had managed to change a certain spell, the wards around Harry failed after only six months and Harry was taken to Hogwarts? MMAD,PPAbD,LESS,HP?. Childfic, AU, partl.OOC, Abuse!Dursleys Rating T. Revised June 2009
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,937 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Poppy P., Harry P.
Draco Malfoy's Castle Antics by SpiderLily reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter's Bedroom Secrets! HPDM SLASH! This is an account of what Draco Malfoy really gets up to during the school day, according to... Ginny, Blaise, Fred and George, Pansy, Crabbe and Goyle, Madam Pince, Romilda, and Professor McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The submissive suprise by kaiistar reviews
Harry is attacked only to become a submissive wolf. Remus and him mate to protect Harry. Strange happenings startle the two's lives out of order and a new destiny and species is created.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
Emmett's To Do List Before Your A Vampire by Book-Luver-00 reviews
This is a one-shot! Everyone is away and it's just Bella and Emmett. What is on Emmett's to do list for Bella? What crazy things will Emmett make Bella do? Rated T!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Truth by chocolablvr reviews
Harry and Sirius both find commonality at midnight in their abuse. Sirius suffered at the hands of his parents and even as an adult still has nightmares. Harry feels alone and out of place whether at Hogwarts or at the abusive home of his aunt and uncle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Dangling Legs by SirLordWhAtEvEr reviews
Tonks contemplates on her role in life while sitting on the rooftop of Grimmauld place. Harry finds her there and shows her his point of view. Tonks point of view and Harry/Tonks. Slightly altered DH end. Short story. Contains Death, Suicide and Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Creature Protection by search in all the wrong places reviews
Harry is being abused by the Dursley's and needs to be saved. Semiclasic plot line but with a twist. Better summary and warnings inside. Now with easily skipable slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,248 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Comfort, and Love, and More by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
Remus/Harry. The war cost Harry more than most people could bear, and while his two remaining friends comfort each other, he's left with nobody... or so he thinks. Even when his need for comfort goes beyond words and hugs, Remus is there to help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Barrier by Mrs.Northman reviews
Edward and Bella are having difficulties with their sexual frustrations. They come to an agreement that they both can live with until Bella is safely changed. When Bella has questions about her vampiric sexual experience, will her doctor be able to help?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,891 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Sex on the Weekend by Falling Tenshi reviews
This is a 'I have troubles writing sex scenes and hope writing pure smut will help me get over it' smut fic. So warning to all, this fic is all about sex and 90 percent of it is sex. Between males. Three of them, just for the heck of it.Fred/Harry/George
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,614 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Stormbound by WhiteCotton reviews
SS/HP Severus and his friend, Lucius, plan to stay at an inn to wait out an extreme blizzard that causes magic to flux, only to find old loves, erstwhile friends and once-dead rivals awaiting them. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Changes: Book 1 by master legilimens reviews
After his fifth year Harry is taken from Privet Drive by powerful vampires in order to be trained to defeat Voldemort. After his training he returns to his friends cold, hard and indifferent. Harry is on the path of revenge and no-one can stop him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,112 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Third Mate by GeminiCancer reviews
After Sirius goes through the veil, Harry and Remus get together, but what happens when Sirius comes back? Remus/Harry/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,931 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Speechless by thesewarmstars reviews
Nine months after the final battle, Harry discovers Snape in St. Mungo’s, still suffering from a curse. The healers are doing anything but their jobs, so Harry takes it on himself to rehabilitate the man he’s learning to respect. SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,942 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Locked Draw by Iicyb1tchiI reviews
Harry has detention with Snape. He is told to clean the cupboards and his desk but not to go in the locked one. What does he find when he does go into the draw?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the White Feather by Tez-gm reviews
COMPLETE: After defeating Voldemort, Harry should be able to relax, but fate has other ideas as an accident sends Harry and Remus through time. Can Harry prove that he is one of the greatest wizards in history? sequel to BotE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 104,037 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
In and Out of Time by Wonder Woman 82 reviews
Emmett Cullen and Bella Swan have been friends their entire lives. What happens when he wonders if there could be more? What happens when Jasper Hale is thrown into the mix? Chaos ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,173 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Engagement Kiss by Aviva Riddle reviews
Harry seems to have once again been left in the dark, unbeknownst to him he has a rare creature blood and when an unsuspecting Severus Snape comes to pick him up on the eve of his birthday chaos ensues. Anal, Angst, Bi, Bond, D/s, HJ, M/M, MPreg, Oral.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,048 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Leave The Horcrux by broomstick flyer reviews
What I think should have happened when Ron left and then came back to the tent
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Protecting His Bookworm by hermoine snape reviews
HPHG Harry married Hermione to protect her, but will their friendship with Ginny and Ron fall apart at the seems? In the process of being improved. Edited/Updated on 12/8/2010. Chapters 18-20.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,690 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Moon by ToryTigress92 reviews
Sequel to Breaking Dawn. The Volturi return, the Cullens are destroyed or scattered and Bella must find the strength to save her daughter and learn to live her life without Edward. Carlisle/Bella Alice/Jasper, Nessie/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,521 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - [Bella, Carlisle] [Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob] - Complete
Wicked Game by DaggersBloodPain reviews
Slash HPss When a darker and very Slytherin Harry Potter has his life at Hogwarts clash with his abusive past a certain muggle is given a taste of just why his parents always feared the boy with killing curse green eyes. Will there be death or redemption?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,768 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Little Revenge by Siberiantigers05 reviews
Bella finds Alice and Edward in bed, together, one day. What will her reactions be? Her reactions are not to be expected. And what about Jasper's reaction? This happens 20 years after Bella and Jasper find their mates in bed with the wrong mates. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Bella's Journal by Alice Cullens reviews
Seqel to Bella's Diary! Emmett x Bella. When all else fails what do you do. Crys. Laugh. Horror. Fun. Rated M not sure where I'm taking it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Bella, Emmett
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3337 - Favs: 4,731 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Little Sister by Tori of Lorien reviews
He did not think he could control his thirst. She was intimidated by him. But when Jasper helps Bella to study for her history test, he realizes that she means more to him than he ever thought she would. She wasn't just a human; she was family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Core Pursuit by PrincessofDarkness11 reviews
Sequel to Latent. Harry and Co. begin searching for horcruxes. With the looming threat of Voldemort, keeping Harry's powers secret, suspicions of Harry gone Dark, murder attempts at school, and, worst of all, NEWTs coming up, how will Harry and Co. fare?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,761 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
fighting lessons by lovinggirl1 reviews
when bella needs to learn how to fight and edward refuses to help, emmett volunteers. one shot story but could be turned into more! its my first story and lemon! please r & r
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 133 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
Summer of Despair and Hope by Golasgil Sindar reviews
Summer after OOTP. Harry is depressed and Only Hermione can help. What happens when she shows up at Privet Drive? Pure H/Hr. Set just after book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 155,999 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 3,197 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Notebooks and Letters by chem prof reviews
The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 296,330 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Young, The Old And The Foolish by minniemcmouse reviews
Sometimes the loneliest place a person can be is surrounded by others and Remus knows this all too well. Can Harry be the first to get truly close to him? Slash HPRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,354 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Harry P., Remus L.
Paths Taken by Laurenke1 reviews
Four years after the defeat of Voldemort Harry Potter once more returns to Hogwarts, only this time as a teacher. Will the Boy Who Lived face up to the many new challenges of new students, old teachers and possibly a new love? SSHP slash and AU warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,066 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tears of Healing by Steppenwoelfin reviews
Ignores HBP and DH. Severus and Harry have to resume their Occlumency lessons in Harry's 7th year. After a bad start, Harry gradually learns to control his emotions and Severus learns to reveal them: a tentative bond develops...Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 77,609 - Reviews: 2255 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Dare by XxxHarryPotterYaoiLuvaxxX reviews
Hogwarts is hosting a school dance. What will happen when Harry and a group of friends get 'slightly' drunk and make a dare? Yaoi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Harry P., Remus L.
Latent by PrincessofDarkness11 reviews
Harry discovers that he is a member of a strange and beautiful race known as the Caelestis. With all new powers and Dumbledore's killer as his mate, how will our darling Harry cope?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,415 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Day Walker by Sinkingboat reviews
Harry Potter, known through out the vampire community as one of the deadliest slayers. Known through out the wizard community to be dead. But now, Hermione is about to find out the truth. Can love survive in the midst of a war? Dark Harry! HrH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,864 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Tied by Eruva reviews
Time Travel! Harry goes back in time with Hermione so that the two can meet the Marauders. Yes, this will be a SLASH HarrySirius, Sirry, HPSB. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,920 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Holy Morphs Envy A Radar by SirLordWhAtEvEr reviews
/-Complete-\ Post OoTP. Harry's depressed a bit. Tonks comforts him. It leads to something more. Harry/Tonks And Harry/Tonks/Hermione for a few chapters in the middle. Rated for potential Violence/Strong Language/Sexual Content. R/R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,318 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Into the Penseive by hermoine snape reviews
RL/HG HP/GW Remus and Hermione's daughter and son of Harry and Ginny go in search for the reason they never speak about Ron Weaseley. "James why don't your parents speak about your uncle?" she asked. "The only thing Dad told it was bad." M rape not graphi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,825 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Gravity Games by Rock Junkie and DikiCat reviews
By Rock Junkie. "You, Harry, are about to see exactly why magical rooms should never be underestimated." Twinscast/Harry, Hot!slash,PWP, one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
BACK TO THE FUTURE! by yolapeoples reviews
Harry has just found the mirror Sirius gave him and hopes to communicate with his dead godfather once more, but what happens when the mirror transports him back to 1977 and he runs into the teenager Marauders? Complete chaos, that's what! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,689 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The beast within by Tourmaline20 reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been bitten by Remus during his third year? This is my take on it. Major AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,431 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Picking It Up by TechnoGryffin reviews
Harry and Ginny get their happy ending. But it is how they get there that shows who they are and how far they have come. This is the story of the road to the happy ending, deal with going back to school and getting over the pain they have carried so long.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,931 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Now and Forever by Abraxan reviews
COMPLETE. Harry’s first year in Auror School and on the London Lions is marred by his memories of the war
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 127,314 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Why Us? by perverted-squirrel reviews
Harry Potter is everyone's favorite hero. He has the personality, the charms, and of course, those mesmerizing green eyes. But there is one thing that Harry doesn't have, love. But will one drastic turn of events change all that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,676 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Summer of '96 by respitechristopher reviews
The summer after the Department of Mysteries battle, Dumbledore leaves Harry at the Burrow. He finds a confidante, a mentor, and perhaps a bit more sitting at the kitchen table. Canon-compliant H/T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,642 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Jaded by lilyyuri reviews
Harry and Draco find themselves transported back to the time of the marauders after yet another fight. Now they have to blend in while trying to find a way back to their own time. HarryXRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 164,033 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 2,081 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Crossing Ways by Laurenke1 reviews
After the death of Sirius Black, Harry seeks out professor Snape to confront him about Sirius' death. Yet as their ways cross they change more then they would ever dare to admit and hope. Slash warning and AU warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 111,727 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Somewhere I Belong by angel74 reviews
HPDM, After an eventful year, Harry and Draco are adapting to their new summer arrangements. How will things change when Sirius comes home from St. Mungo's and Draco encounters a missing relative? Sirius has been brought back from beyond the Veil!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 253,211 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Finding Love The Hard Way by LunaParvulus reviews
COMPLETE! Harry and Severus were forced to stay together in the same house! Harry had one year's time to melt Snape's frozen heart, can he do it? Add Draco into the mix, and what do you get?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 104,893 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Professor by albe-chan reviews
An old Professor is back at Hogwarts and Harry couldn't be more thrilled. In more ways than one. Who cares if it's the Professor? And who cares about former flames? Basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. HPRL. RLGW. HPGW. For Decimare. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,290 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
The Last Burning Day by sarini reviews
One-shot of the 'Unlocking Harry Potter' universe. Self-explanatory from the title. Implied SLASH, but no actual sexual content. Written long ago, but forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Won't You Please Stay With Me? by Ms.Freestyle reviews
Before his 40th Bday, Snape must acquire a potential spouse before the Ministry arranges one. Of all the people, he chooses Harry. Everyone seems to think it’s a great idea, except Harry. Can Snape woo Harry’s love before it’s too late? SSHP Slash COMPLET
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 119,136 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Way Things Are by dragonpearlz reviews
Remus is sick. Then Severus is sick. Harry is having problems of his own. HC. Light slash. HarryHermione, RemusSeverus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,083 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Pack Mates by dragonpearlz reviews
Remus is sick and Harry sticks around to take care of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Scios Totalus of Legend by Elpin reviews
Snape finds Harry witnessing his humiliation in the pensive [in fifth year], but before he throws the boy out he uses a very old and mythical artefact to get his revenge, only it doesn't turn out quite the way he planned. Slash Not graphic before HP is 17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,168 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Love Before Death by cutieismynam reviews
It's Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts. He has to learn how to defend himself and control his dangerous, but useful powers. He will come across death, pain, friendship and love. A few relationships occur please read and review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,224 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Summer Inheritance by Heather68 reviews
Harry thought his life would go back to normal once Voldemort was defeated, but on his 17th birthday he discovers a secret that will change his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,156 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Promise by QuEeNoFrAnDoM reviews
Sequel to Lucky. Remus tries to fulfill his promise to James and Lily eight years after their death. Rated for language and many awkward situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,688 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Black Legacy by SueMonroe reviews
Slash. Alt 6th year, some HBP plot points. After the Dept. of Mysteries Harry realizes the world is not as black and white as he'd thought. How will the Black Legacy change Harry's future? Eventual HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,654 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Long Awaited Sentiment by nahimana reviews
When Harry Potter disappears on the Hogwarts Express, why is it that only Snape knows where he is? And when Snape says they were close, just how close does he really mean? SnapeHarry. Timetravel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,271 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Light on the Dark Side of Me by cocoa-snape reviews
Harry comes into his sexuality & discovers he wants Snape. Intense occlumency lessons pull these 2 together, but is Snape too troubled or too dark to return HP's affections? DE meetings & Dumbledore stir the already boiling pot, HPSS Slash, Angst COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,522 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Skin Deep by Vingilot reviews
Harry and his friends create a new type of magic embodied in Harry’s tattoos to keep him protected from his uncle. When the new magic works Harry is removed to Hogwarts where Dumbledore finally tells him the truth. Severitus. Written PreHBP HarryBill
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 231,238 - Reviews: 2989 - Favs: 3,063 - Follows: 1,859 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Christmas Wish by Lilysdementor reviews
One shot. Little Harry Potter writes a letter to Santa Claus. Will his wish come true?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Crash Boom Bang by Steppenwoelfin reviews
PreHBP. After Voldemort's downfall, Dumbledore offers Harry the DADA position at Hogwarts. A matured Harry accepts the job only to encounter detested Severus Snape. Is it too late for reconciliation...or for...more? Snarry fic. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,989 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Same Place, Different Time by Iago96 reviews
The usual Harry gets sent back in time to the Marauder's seventh year but with some unique twists of my own. Please R&R. HPSS SLASH Sequel now complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,917 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Time by RossWrock reviews
Now AU, 6th Year, following OoTP. Tired of the way Dumbledore and the Order treat him, and ready to face his destiny, Harry dedicates long hours to muggle and magical training to take the fight to Voldemort for a change. Slight HPGW, not shippy though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 470,346 - Reviews: 4577 - Favs: 3,969 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/31/1969 - Harry P.
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,186 - Reviews: 3976 - Favs: 6,653 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
But He Didn't Say A Word by Alvit reviews
Sirius gives Harry a much needed visit, and Fwakes keeps a secret. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Unexpected Happenings by Diosa2 reviews
Harry must continue his Occlumency lessons with Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 57,336 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
In the Midst Of It All by RockIll reviews
Complete This is the tale of the strenuous relationship between Harry Potter and Bill Weasley, faced with the past, jealous brothers, a slightly manipulative Dumbledore, helpful Petunia A Greek Mythology crossover-ish. Slash, Mpreg, slight abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,244 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Forever by Iago96 reviews
When Severus Snape arrives at 4 Privet Drive he finds more than he expected and now has to deal with the consequences of his actions. HPSS Vamp fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,309 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harrys Relief by pen-paper-action reviews
Harry's summer and sixth year at hogwarts should have been perfect, the new defense professor, back to quidditch, and spending time with his new love. but darkness looms as always, and voldemort is not content to allow harry any joy, PLEASE R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,167 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Marauder's Diary by brightsidetolife reviews
Harry Get's sucked into the Maurader's Diary, but something with the outcome came wrong. But it wasn't Sirius's fault of course :point's finger at Remus:Harry JOins the Mauraders in their past, what will be the outcome? Only Remus knows
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,471 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
It Can't Get Any Worse Than This by Paw Print Pajamas reviews
What if things were different? What if life at the Dursleys was worse than what we see in the books? Harry learns that even he doesn't deserve the life that was forced upon him. Warning minor character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,767 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Hour of Darkness by Mu xxx reviews
HPSS Slash. Vampires. Harry is wandering aimlessly in Knockturn alley, seeking to be unrecognised, when he happens upon a gracious stranger in the night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,577 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Starting a New Leaf by nile-reina reviews
The war has ended but left Harry marked for life...The Darkest of Creatures reside in his blood, one believed extinct...Losing all but very few allies, he vanishes for a new universe, never knowing what Fate had in store Crossover: HPXmen...LoganHarry
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,264 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Harry P. - Complete
Twists of Fate by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
AU. Bitten by a Vampire the night Voldemort attacked, Harry Potter is believed dead. So what happens when Remus shows up at Hogwarts with a fifth year son bearing the lighting scar and the name of Lupin 14 years later?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,909 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 2,378 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 6,150 - Follows: 2,363 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Time of Destiny by Abraxan reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to The Refiner's Fire. Harry's seventh year, complete with exciting developments, lots of training, schooling, snogging, danger, adventure, lots of hospital stays, etc. HPGW, RWHG, RLNT NonHBP compliant. Canon compliant through OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 602,479 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Merry Kissmas and a Happy Nude Year by BlackShuck reviews
Sirius returns from beyond the veil only to find that years have passed and Harry is now 21. Festive HPSB slash written as a secret santa gift.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Summer with Remus 2 August by wren10514 reviews
Sequel to Summer with Remus. With Sirius dead the full moon is harsh on Remus. [implied siriusxremus slash] Rating for bloodwerewolf selfharm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Finding the Key by sarini reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to Unlocking Harry Potter. No HBP. Severus Snape is no longer a spy and has officially acknowledged Harry Potter as his son. Just when it looks like things are getting better for Harry... SLASH HPCW .. !WINNER 2006 GOLDEN QUILL AWARD!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 187,397 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unlocking Harry Potter by sarini reviews
COMPLETE! PostOoTP, PreHBP. Severus has been having dreams, dreams so real they feel like memories. What is his mind telling him? Severitus with a twist. SLASH HP?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 182,808 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ghost of a Memory by Phoenix Boy reviews
HPSS. After killing Voldemort, Harry leaves the wizarding world for a few years before joining the university under a different name. Now he returns to teach at Hogwarts. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,109 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 3,165 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Refiners Fire by Abraxan reviews
COMPLETE! Sixth year. Harry comes to terms with Sirius's death and learns to enjoy life again. But there’s a war on, and his life is in danger. Canon w OC. Ships: HOC HG RH RT Prequel to The Time of Destiny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 413,444 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
The Summer of 1995 by clairepotter reviews
Harry gets depressed in aftermath of third task, contains eating disorders and attempted suicide, please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,338 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
So it Ends, then Begins by Howl reviews
On Halloween, Voldemort killed the Potters, now sixteen years later on the same day, Harry kills Voldemort. With the Dark Lord gone, Harry's allowed to live his life, but can he figure out how? Snape mentors Harry fic. Ch. 10 revised. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,222 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Echoes of the Mind by angel74 reviews
[Complete] HPDM [Sequel] 6th yearHarry learns to overcome his abusive past with the help of Remus and Draco. He wants to know what really happened to Sirius, but will the Death Eater attacks and strange dreams get in his way of his mission?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 202,862 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dance In The Dark Of Night by Kaatje7 reviews
Complete AU from Ootp onwards HPSS Slash. Bonding fic. The Dark Lord is still out there. Harry is about to run away, Snape is about to take a suicide potion, both wizards are hiding countless years of pain. Albus knows Snape's secret and plans to use it. The Kin Swords have plans of their own...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,886 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 10/1/2003 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Karaoke Show by asa-chan reviews
Albus Dumbledore has the great idea to hold a Karaoke contest at Hogwarts! Everyone has to participate, teachers and students alike. The winner receives his truest heart desire. But the real reason behind this? Two certain stubborn fools. SSHP and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,062 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/23/2003 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Bring Me To Life by angel74 reviews
[Complete] HPDM, Do soulmates really exist? Draco is placed with the Weasleys for his own protection and discovers Harry doesn’t lead the perfect life he has always imagined. Warning: SLASH, abuse, rape, cutting
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,329 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/4/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Paradox of Existence by DragonLight reviews
COMPLETE On Assignment for Dumbledore in the past, Harry sees his lover from an unexpected perspective. That of a teacher. HPSS SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,029 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Boxes of Loves by Richan MMI reviews
It's Valentine's Day and Harry has something special planned for Severus. But just when everything is right, the rest of the world intrudes. Another fic in the 'Trick and Treats' universe. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Crystal of Kryptonite by Chance Brown reviews
Harry and Fluer Delacour have an impromptu meeting in France as hey fight off a surprising horde of Death Eaters. Fast forward to Hogwarts where Fleur is the new DADA understudy. With Fluer's special abilities and Harry's special purposes, can they stop V
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,366 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/12/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Lessons For Life by Caitlyn1 reviews
Eight years after Hogwarts, Harry recieves a letter from Dudley. What does he want? A bit of something for everyone! Now completed! *update* Changes have been made till chapter 21. Enjoy the new scenes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,425 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/15/2002 - Published: 10/19/2000 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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THE DUELIST PROFESSOR reviews
Tonks form mentor comes to teach at Hogwarts, Harry learns how to Duel from him. And can he have a relationship with a woman seven years older than him? Harry/Tonks DarkHarry DarkTonks HONKS. Adopted from whitetigerwolf
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,178 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Super star! season one reviews
young Jude Harrison has just won instant star she gets a date with a cute singer but things go down hill fast, read as she fixes her life and finds the right man rated t but rating may go up
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Jude H., Tommy Q.
i need some help finding a story reviews
just read please also if you help there is a reward for you efforts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
the real deal reviews
bella and edward have problems can emmett help? M for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Emmett
love in strange places or people reviews
Harry potter was lying in his room after being beaten to the point where it was only his magic that was saving him thinking about how he came to get there. But what he didn’t know was something amazing and beautiful was about to happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
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