The X-Piig
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Joined 01-29-02, id: 162342
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Trigun.

Good lord, but it's been too long. The Piig's back! The Aspects have had their fifteen decades of fame up here, it's time for some notes and announcements.

FIRST: I've evidently fallen out of the Lord of the Rings fanfic-writing loop, although I still love the fandom to death. I'm thinking of cranking out another few episodes of Magline for the sake of lunacy in general, and maybe even some Lord of the Risk bits. Speaking of which, how great is it that there actually IS a Lord of the Rings Risk game now? Matt and I coughed up the seventy bucks the moment we saw it, and now proudly play whenever we get the chance (not to mention wear the ring as often as humanly possible). We're both terribly disappointed it doesn't have the same side effects Mag and Ash's version did. On the plus side, it does include plenty of little tiny elven arches and orcs, not to mention the obligatory "dancing" (read: bent funny) orc.

SECOND: I've been officially sucked into the realm of anime. I did not pass go, nor did I collect two hundred double-dollars (what's that in yen, I wonder?). That should explain the Trigun fic peering up at you from that list down there, as well as the rapid and shameful decay of my mental state as I descend into fangirlism. I'm more doomed than that big flaming mountain in Mordor.

THIRD: Although I did just promise to pick up the posting pace again, it will of course be hampered by my current webcomic project, Beo's Cube. More on that when Keenspace stops hating me *cry*.

FOURTH: Yaoi and shounen-ai rots your brain. I'm living proof. Relevant only in conjunction with SECOND and THIRD items of this list. Meaning yes, that's a shounen-ai comic I'm creating, and yes, those are shounen-ai fics I'll be writing. At least until the obsession passes... did I mentioned I'm DOOMED?

FIFTH: And not even close to least, everybody love Lli and Emmi. For as soon as my request forms make it to those Celestial Being-o's up there, they shall inherit the Earth.

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Hostile Takeover by acorngirl reviews
COMPLETE in 18 chapters. An AU where Frodo kept the Ring. In present day Chicago, he comes to the decision to finally destroy it. Fate has a way of reuniting the Fellowship to help him. This is best story I've ever written. Read it!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,590 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2002 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Frodo B. - Complete
And In The Darkness Bind Him by ainur reviews
Angst, Set Between Weathertop & Rivendell: The source of Frodo's suffering goes beyond the wound of the Morgul Knife. Aragorn, aided by Sam, works to piece together the puzzle before it's too late. Slightly A/U. NO Slash-profanity-violence. Please R/R! :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,832 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2002 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Frodo B., Aragorn
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3146 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
The Fellowship of the Red Dwarf by Eileen reviews
The Fellowship are accidentally transported onto the Red Dwarf. Before they've even worked out where they are, some of them are getting into trouble. NOTE: Smegups have been removed. You can find them on my site.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,167 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2002 - Published: 1/19/2002 - Complete
Bagenders by Lady Alyssa reviews
*NEW EPISODE* 2001 (in an AU) and the now immortal Fellowship are living in the house-share from hell. Now with 3 non plot-defining random slashy interludes. Random Dent would like to point out she actually exists.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,974 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/27/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002
Your Sam by Jess-in-the-Box reviews
~ A poem from Sam to Frodo, I guess - just read
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2002 - Samwise G.
Pity by Flame Tigress reviews
Frodo's thoughts about Gollum and the pity of Bilbo on which the world's fate may rest, and Gollum's thoughts about Frodo when he sees Frodo and Sam asleep in Mordor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/18/2002 - Frodo B., Gollum
Script: The Two Towers by rizzo reviews
Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers ... um, okay, maybe not.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/24/2002
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The Hollow Men reviews
"Shape without form, shade without colour, paralyzed force, gesture without motion." Immortality and the descent into madness.
Trigun - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2003 - Published: 2/16/2003
Lord of the Risk reviews
The two geekiest people on Earth have effectively become the two geekiest people in Middle-Earth, joining a particularly skewed version of the fellowship on their ring-destroying excursion. Quest. Nuncle. Whatever. And for the love of Sméagol, R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,561 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2002 - Published: 2/4/2002