Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
What's up Fanfic world?? I'm Steph!
I want to say that THE silVeR m0.onLiGhTSHAdow is totally awesome. Oh, and one day her army of pirate ducks with sporks will rule the world. :) And she will be the godmother of my children! AND WE ARE STWIMS!! She also has a stalker! Named Chico! And she is like, mah twin, no kidding!! LOVE YOU, GIRL!... and you too, Potato.
I also wanna say hi to my two fellow twilight obsessies, Briana (vansgurl144) and Kelsie (Yet to get a fan fiction). They are my servants and I spoil them so.
And my BFF/Scavenger/Laughing Group Member/Pony Force Member LAUREE (scorpiogurl1106)!! But i guess I should say her real name is Lauren. But she calls me Steffie, so I reserve all rights to call her Lauree. I LOVE YOUUUU!!
I am a football fanatic! And, yes, my friends do think I am insane because of that! GO DEVILS!!
YES, I was raised an ASU Sun Devil, and I will always a die-hard fan.
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun..!
He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I’m allergic to bullcrap.
Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days"
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.
I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.
I’m so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
“If you know me, chances are you hate me.”
“I’m the kind of person your parents warned you about.”
Funny how just when you think life cant possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!
The soptaneous rally will began at 1:45
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isnt.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive
Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility
The cops never find it as funny as you do
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
The road to success is always under construction.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!
One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.
"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!
Good Friend: Helps you up if you have tripped.
BEST Friend: Walks by and say ‘would you please get off the ground’
Good Friend: Knocks politely at your door
BEST Friend: Walks right on in and shouts ‘I’M HOME’
Good Friend: Will bail you out of jail
BEST Friend: Will be sitting on the bench next to you saying ‘Damn that was fun! Let’s do it again!’
Good Friend: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy
BEST Friend: Will go up to the boy and say ‘Its because you’re gay, isn’t it?’
Good Friend: Asks nicely for your stuff
BEST Friend: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’
Good Friend: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour
BEST Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning
FRIEND: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BEST FRIEND: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
So, we fall for stupid boys and make lots of dumb mistakes. We like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing... staying strong.
Forget the times he walked by, Forget the times he made you cry,
I don't miss him, I miss who I thought he was.
I want to be remembered as the girl who smiled even though her heart was broken and brightened your day even if she couldn't brighten her own.
I’m going to smile and make you think I’m happy, I’m going to laugh, so you don’t see me cry, I’m going to let you go in style, and even if it kills me - I’m going to smile.
They say that time heals all wounds but all it’s done so far is give me more time to think about how much I miss you.
It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
You're the reason I draw those stupid hearts all over my books.
Just the thought of being with you tomorrow gives me the strength to go on today.
Somewhere between our laughs, long talks, stupid little fights, and all our jokes, I fell in love.
Every girl needs a reason to smile, and he just might be mine.
She couldnt help but wonder what didnt make her good enough for him.
I play the same song over and over again because it reminds me of him.
Baby, you could have me in a heartbeat and you know it.
I'm doing EVERYTHING for you.
In a room full of people, you're always the first one I look for.
She lies awake at night and wonders, "Why can't that be me?"
What a beautiful mess I'm in...
I can bend and not break, or I can break and take it with a smile.
Take a chance, because you never know how absolutely perfect something can be.
And she's the luckiest girl in the universe to have you.
I love him, I just dont know who him is yet.
Don't you hate it when two people belong together and they dont do anything about it?
When you start to miss me, just remember, you're the one who let me go.
Sometimes people run away just to see who cares enough to follow.
I'll sing away my tears.
I'm not going away, sweetie, and the sooner you realize that, the better off you'll be.
I thought you were over her.
Smile through it all. :)
Silly boy, of course I like you!
I'm not sure how I'm supposed to say or what I'm supposed to say.
Let's make it work and prove every one wrong.
Some call it stalking. I call it love.
I had the best day with him today.
I'll just pretend that he's you.
You made me feel like I had a chance.
This is where the cute glances and flirty smiles come in, only this time they mean so much more.
Hate is easy: love takes courage.
I hate that you tell me you like me, then leave me hanging.
I thought you said it would be easy.
If I fall, will you be there to catch me?
You're pushing me aside.
Pick the rose, even with the thorns.
I need an ending to this.
The cracks in the concrete are reminders that we all fall apart, no matter how strong we are.
"Love is when you hand someone a gun, let them point it at you, and trust them not to pull the trigger."
~~~~~~~ "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."~~~~~~~~