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Poll: I'm making a sequel to Snap. I'll explain in the story how that's possible. In the meantime, what perspective should it be in? Vote Now!
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Joined 07-03-08, id: 1623564, Profile Updated: 12-05-09
Author has written 4 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog.

NEWS: 12/5/09

I finally got my computer back! That means I'm back on the writing scene, and I've decided to continue Snap! As for how that's possible, all will be explained...

I have a poll up concerning it, so go vote so I can decide how to go about writing it!

~=CopyPasta, anyone?=~

If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have ever walked into a parked car, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are the 2 that havn't, copy and paste this on your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, WolfofDoom, guard of the twilight, Ultima the God, Aretsukusu

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. By order of Flame User Laurena

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this in to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, AzarathianWarrior, Wolfofdoom, guard of the twilight, Ultima the God, Aretsukusu

If you have ever ran into a door copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and past this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current situation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this into your profile

If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you love copy thingies, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Guard of the twilight, Ultima the God, Aretsukusu

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the frickin leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

-Stolen from JackAttack555-

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

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Those Three Words by RevolCram reviews
This is wrong... This is so wrong, and we both know it. So why can't we stop? SonicxTails. AU.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,273 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sonic, Tails
Things Best Forgotten by Tailsisreal reviews
Only one creation in the entire Sonic universe is truly evil. Truly capable of deeds that even Dr. Robotnik would cringe at. A Tails fanfic which asks you, "Can you feel the sunshine?" Lots of Son/Tails brotherly!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,886 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Tails, Tails Doll - Complete
The Power of Blood by Woodsballer reviews
Another Shaiya is born. A mother goes into hiding. A child discovers his destiny. But will he accept it? Shaiya Chronicles 3. OCXOC. Rated for slight sexual content early, slight language, and violence. COMPLETE
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,178 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
Epilogue by Night Kitten reviews
Tails has grown up, the Team has split up, Robotnik is dead. He should be happy. But as he visits his old friends, he realizes that they aren't the people he knew. All of them expect for Knuckles, that is. Slash, TailsKnuckles, Rouge with girls, happy! :D
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,278 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Tails, Knuckles
AlarmOTron by Hunter Kitty reviews
Because the Alarm-O-Tron can shout about more than just the RED Spy in your base.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Campsite Love by LovelyBubbles07 reviews
Tails and Rouge one shot for contest winner Kitsune Disciple! A tale of a hot spring,virginity, and camping with friends! R&R
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Tails, Rouge - Complete
Bedtime Story by Skyelara reviews
Sonic has always told his daughter the same story; the story of how he and Amy met and fell in love. After overhearing Tails and Sonic talking one night, his daughter will do anything to learn the truth. But sometimes, the truth is better left unsaid.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Amy, Sonic
THE MILKSHAKE CHALLENGE! by Tru Mel Meiko Mei Ling reviews
Out of sheer boredom, Rouge comes across an ice cream parlor featuring a one of a kind milkshake for one day but its made for two people to share! SO, she cooks up a slew of challenges for the guys to grab her winner and nab her shake. Mature for humor
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,908 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Rouge, Shadow - Complete
F Me Runnin' by AngelCam7 reviews
Sonic and Amy’s relationship gets taken into an interesting, and somewhat kinky, twist... Rated M for Mature. Contains strong sexual content.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,361 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sonic, Amy
Choices by SylviaW1991 reviews
Ch 3 :Knouge: After years on an assignment, Rouge returns bearing emotional scars and a stalker. Can Knuckles protect her? lemon ShadOC coming soon!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,826 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007
Musically Challenged by Tru Mel Meiko Mei Ling reviews
A crazy poem about Tidus' complete inability to sing.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Yuna, Tidus - Complete
Twist of Fate by Woodsballer reviews
For years she'd been at his side, but he could never be hers. Will she ever be able to tell him? Pikashipping Ashachu morph. ONESHOT.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
Here by Inflamore reviews
Blue eyes shimmering with unshed tears, Tails lifted one hand, brushing it against the wall slowly, touching his own shadow. There were somethings he wondered if he would ever understand when it came to Sonic, even after he was gone. SonicXTails brotherly
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,517 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Just Hate Me by Inflamore reviews
COMPLETED "Just...hate me, Tails..." SonicxTails brotherly Inspired by Hate Me by Blue October
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,335 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
I'm not a hero by FFNend reviews
I'm not a hero. I may be brave to fight Robotnik ... but where it matters most, where I need to ask them. I'm too scared. One-Shot
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Tails - Complete
His beliefs by FFNend reviews
Just a simple one shot of Tails thoughts one night. I can't be bothered giving this one a fancy intro like the others.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Tails - Complete
Star Fox: Child of Destiny by Silverdash reviews
After SF: Assault. Fox and Krystal go to a ignored planet for their honeymoon, yet end up in the middle of a civil war and end up taking the Child of Destiny from the planet. Crossover with Sonic the Hedgehog. Chapter 6 up!
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Star Fox - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,846 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Tails, Fox M.
Black Rose by SylviaW1991 reviews
Sonic has broken Amy's heart by falling in love with someone else...She gets comfort from the last place she would've looked...Shadow. OneShot
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Shadow, Amy - Complete
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Snap reviews
They pushed me to do it. They caused this. They deserved it. Warning: Contains some VERY dark and twisted things, including cannibalism. I'd advise that the fainthearted not read this.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Tails - Complete
Sonic Truth or Dare: Uncensored reviews
CANCELLED DUE TO RULE-BREAKING.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008
A New World reviews
When Kale the Hedgehog wakes up from suspended animation 40 years in the future, how will he adjust to the new world? Contains OC's, as well as canon characters. OC's accepted for future chapters if you give a vivid description!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2008
Stupid Little Orphan reviews
Sonic CD Alternate Prologue. “Sonic… Did you hear that? I think someone’s spying on us.” Sonic turned too. “Hey, whoever you are, come out! It’s okay, we won’t hurt you. “ Slowly, nervously, the girls stepped out from behind the tree.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
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