Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Bleach.
How You Know You Are North American
1. you type your e-mail password into the microwave.
2. you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. the reason you don't keep in touch with your friends is because they don't have a facebook or e-mail account.
4. you'd rather look all over the house for the t.v. remote than to just get up and push the button.
6. even your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
7. as you read this list, you just smile and nod.
8. you are thinking about sending this to your friends.
9. you where too busy to notice that there is no #5.
10. you just looked up to see if there really was no number 5.
11. now you are laughing at your own stupidity.
12. put this on your profile if you fell for it. and i know you did!
No profit is made from any of these stories
ABOUT GRAMMAR AND SUCH
English is not my first language. So, yeah. You WILL find errors. Some phrases might be oddly written, some grammar... no time to send stories to a beta and get stories back and so on... I have not even been able to find a beta...
Characters belong to Tite Kubo.
I will be using english language for the most part, meaning, I will not say shinigami but soul reaper, or shire but scatter, or address them as last name, first name but first name, last name... bottom line... english. Too much for me and research the japanese grammar of a bunch of words...
LORD OF THE RINGS
Characters belong to J.R.R. Tolkien