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Nicole D aka NikkieD

ok so a bio on me well here i go.

name: nicole josphen ?? and yes im a girl(and if u dont know that then ..i cant even think of a word to discribe u)

B-day: 12-29

heigh: 5' 6" i was tall for my age but i feel like im shrinking compared to some of my friends(when i took ti kwan do i was like 8 and the other kids tough i was 13

hair: brown natraly (extrimly) curly had hair stratened abd hav high lights (sun kissed)

eyes: brown(real shoker a..lol) i have the crapiest eyesight i resintly got contacts, damn ther a pain one time i couldnt get my left on out for an hour

BFF: Barbara (aka Bambam aka Alicen long story lol) Jordyn, Brendan (yes hers a guy he's a great guy and friend (and no longer my bf :(

BCBFF(best ciber buddy frien forever): addicted2twilight88 profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1617924/

BCBFF/Beta lol: april she so rocks lol go here and read her stories lol http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1651009/

I only have a small group of friends and we really close the rest are not totle friend but not enemies

live:tucson AZ from chesipec VA in 2003 ill tell u why later

fav stuff

books: the twilight saga; the house of night series; the host; island of the blue dolphin;& Jeremy fink and the meaning of life

Movies: Twilight(when it comes out) Titanic(classic) Pest; and many more

Music: My Chemical Romance, fall out boy, papa roach, Queen, plan white T's, AC/DC, good charlotte, Guns N' Roses, trapt, classical, Vanessa Mae - The Devil's Trill, What if she’s an angel by: Tommy Shane Steiner (this song is realy tuchibg), christina milian- believer (so is this one) to the end My Chemical Romance, Three 6 Mafia, and many other things except for country(only a small hand fill i like), hard core rock, hard core rap I hate it so bad

Hobbies: sports, football(watching and playing)(GO DALLAS COWBOYS NFL!!) , volleyball, and basketball, wrighting fanfic; reading and reviewing other peoples fanfic; watching comedy central, love to sing, play piano, draw portrats of cartoons,

Food: sushi; pizza; my moms cooking; my grandmas cooking

tv shows: house; bouns; law and order(i need to be in the mood to watch) monk; psych; comidy central

movie; titanic(clasic); the princess bride(clasic) pest; space balls, many more(ijust cant think of them) prity much all the comidy movies; dead silec(first ofical scary movie i saw)

I was voted most social by my teachers (u should of seen my dads face)

I have two dogs 1 his name is Scooby he is a chawawa mix 2 his name is scrappy my dad adopted him so I don't know exactly what bread he is(his name fits his personality same with Scooby)

P.S. my fav authors are stories I've read and liked but the stories in my fave story are truly my fave

The reason I moved to AZ from VA is because my dad found out he had this virus that attacked his heart. The doctors still don't know how he got it. My dad was in the navy and has gone to Iraq. What he did was pridy much tell every1 what to do he controlled a lot it was a huge responsibility. So when he came back the doctors found out he had an enlarged heart(it a very rare I don't even no wa to call it but I did research and every year 5 people get it 3 people die from it 2 survive but 1 has to take medic an the rest of there life(my dad is that 1)and the other recovers they might need a new heart). I just barley found out from my mom that when he was diagnosed he was only given a couple of days to live without needing a heart trans plant. So my dad was forced to retiyer(he was a lutenit camander and if u don't know that prity high up on the navy scale). But he surprised the doctors and lived for four years with out surgery.(no he didn't die he is live and kicking right now) but he was put on the heart transplant list. We moved to AZ because they have the best heart clinic in the world.(it also helped that I have family who lives here.) so on with the story. In the first three years he got worse and was kept in the hospital for christmass and new years(year 07-08) it suked. He got so bad he need an atifical heat. A month later a heat came up he didn't get it(that a whole nother story) in that same month a noth heart came up it was from a 21 year old in san diago CA. I was with him in the hospital visiting we wher watching his have movie(cronicals of Ridick) I felt lick crap the rest of the day worying about him. He made it out (alive) im telling u this story to pass it on so people can see that what ever happen in ur life all u need is hope and love and ull get throw it. Dot feel sad for me feel happy my dad has been alive and kiking and better than ever. No hes going back to colage to gae another daggre. If any thing feel bad for him no that hes better he gets to put up with a growing up teen. But I know he loves it.

It might seem I talk about my dad a lot. That is because im closer to him than my mom. She is alive and my parents are not devorsed. Ill tell u a litle about her she loves to make me and fried jewlry I have bracletes and earing coming out my butt.

Thes are som email my friend nat emailed me and I realy whant to pass them on so copy and past this to an email and send it to every1 u know the emails are in blue pleas pas it on u wont die if u don't some of the ones I put on here threaten a little nothing big

My Heart

Give this heart to everyone you don't want to lose in
'08 (including me if you care). Try to collect 12. It's
not easy!

pic @

Never take someone for granted
Hold every person close to your heart
Because you might wake up one day
And realize that you've lost a diamond
While you were too busy collecting stones.


Happy moments, PRAISE GOD.
Difficult moments, SEEK GOD.
Quiet moments, WORSHIP GOD.
Painful moments, TRUST GOD.
Every moment, THANK GOD.

Remember when life was so innocent?

your close friend becomes your worst enemy.
lollipops turn into cigarettes.
the innocent ones turn into sluts.
homework goes in the trash.
mobile phones are being used in class.
detention becomes suspension.
soda becomes vodka.
bikes become cars.
remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground?
when protection meant wearing a helmet?
when the worst things you could get from girls were cooties?
the monkey bar's were the highest place on earth and dad was your hero?
war was only a card game.
the only drug you knew was cough medicine.
wearing a skirt didnt make you a slut.
the only things that hurt you were skinned knees? goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?
we all couldnt wait to grow up?

Things sure have changed huh?

-- is all you need

Okay, get a piece of paper, and number it 1-8 ! Don't look down at the
answers
or it won't work!!NO CHEATING, NO CHEAATING, NO CHEATING, NO CHEATIN'

1. What color are your eyes, BLUE, BROWN, HAZEL, GREEN,
GRAY?
2. Do you have long, medium, or short hair ?

3. Is your hair blonde , brown , red, or black?

4. Do you want an outside wedding , or one in a church?

5. Would you rather have a dog, cat, or bird?

6. Do you like red roses, or (highlight ->) white?

7. What's your favorite color out of silver, blue, or yellow?

8... Pick a number (1-10)

Now Make 2 wishes

Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!

Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
Wishes! Wishes!
W ishes! Wishe s!
Wishes! Wishes!

Now the Results
Eye Color!
green- creative
blue- strong
brown- active
hazel- energetic
gray- quiet
Hair Length!
long- smart, but act wild
medium- Your a CUTIE!!
short- fun to be around

Hair
Color!
blonde- cutie! very fun to be around
brown- crazy but people luv ya!
red- funny and out-going
black- energetic

Wedding Options!
OUTSIDE- very romantic!
church-TRaditional

Animal!
dog- sporty
cat- sensitive
bird-
loud!

Rose Color!
red- sensitive and romantic!
white- peaceful, and loving!
Color!
silver- popular you act before you think!
blue- cutie! you are sweet!
yellow- awesomeyou are very outg oing!

Number!
Whatever number you pick is how many times you will fall in love before you
get married. And it's how man y minutes you have to forward this to people!
(8)
Wis hes
Send to 1-2 people - no wishes will come true!
Send to 3-5 people - your wishes will come true in a few months!
Send to 6-10 people - your wishes will come true in a few weeks!
Send to 11-15 and your wishes will come true in a couple of days... like
soon!
& gt;... IF YOU DONT REPOST, OR SEND THIS, HOWEVER, YOUR WISH WILL COME
TRUE... BUT
AS THE OPPOSITE! (LIKE IF U WANT SOMEONE TO GO OUT WITH U, THEY WONT!!...SO THINK BEF ORE NOT REPOSTING!!

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long, they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks ba d about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get
it
back!

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your
funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.

First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think you are
amazing!
Second, if I don't get this back I understand...

I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back then you are AMAZING

This one is cool

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

A conversation between a girl and her boyfriend:

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: no

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty

Boy: no

Girl: which would you chose me or you life?

Boy: my life

Girl: If I were to walk away would you cry?

Boy: no

Girl: I heard enough

as she turns to walk away her boyfriend grabs her and says:

I don't like you, I love you. You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I would chose my life because you ARE my life and if you would walk away i wouldn't cry i would DIE!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.(even thow I am its my life stile it sucks)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(Even thought i wish i was)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Your weird seeing how I'm a girl)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S FUCKED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS.

OK THIS IS TOTALY FUNNY

Message to the world:

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

Check this out...

Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!!

Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

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Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

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This poem is really sad so be prepared...

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

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Bella's Secret by Contradictation reviews
Bella's has a secret that she never told the Cullens. What if she was adopted by Charlie and Renee. Who is her Real Parents, and why is Bella avoiding the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,522 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Demetri - Complete
A New Place To Stay by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry is called up to Dumbledore's office at the end of his fourth year and told he is to go and live with Severus Snape. Severus does what no one else bothered to do― he takes care of Harry. Watch as Harry flourishes to all that he was meant to be: A Slytherin with a heart of a lion. No slash. Will Harry be able to beat Voldemort and save the people he loves? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 359,386 - Reviews: 6852 - Favs: 5,896 - Follows: 5,163 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Appearance of Hermione Granger by Lil Drop Of Magic reviews
Sherlock Holmes is most intrigued when he observes three teenagers materialise in the middle of a central London road. He is even more interested when, eighteen months later, one of these strange individuals moves into 221C Baker Street.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,092 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 4,728 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tinted Green by ohthelinsanity reviews
Equalist!Mako AU. He was supposed to guard her, supposed to keep her mouth shut. But she was the Avatar—bringer of peace and balance—but he didn't believe her."Why would you benders help us?" "Why? Because I'm your Avatar too!" Things got complicated after that.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,362 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Mako, Korra
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2593 - Favs: 10,775 - Follows: 5,300 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Sincerely, Sergeant Masen by 2carm2carm2 reviews
One bored night, Bella goes online and stumbles across an American's soldier's profile. On a whim she decides to write Sergeant Masen a letter. She never thought she would get a response back from Iraq, much less fall in love with a man in combat boots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 49 - Words: 204,935 - Reviews: 7404 - Favs: 6,150 - Follows: 4,216 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Basic by alexb49 reviews
Trained as infantrymen, Sokka and Zuko help each other face trouble in Afghanistan. I am the heart of the fight. A reinterpretation of ATLA events in a modern military AU. Swearing, sexual situations between men, violence. Sokka/Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,467 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Sokka, Zuko
Erised Stra Eh by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Seven years Draco'd been at Hogwarts, and much had happened in that time. Now, months after the death of Lord Voldemort, Draco's returned to where it all began in order to face the last of his fears. Will he find what he hopes to gain?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,483 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Major's Pet by OCDJen reviews
In a world of violence where humans are food and pets, can a special pet become the love of a certain Major? Written for Ealasaid77 birthday. Human/Vamp, DARK FIC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,153 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Australia by Darkened-Sun reviews
What happens if Bella takes Nessie to Australia after a fight with Edward? what if she meets a long lost cullen?.. Rated T just incase
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,287 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6057 - Favs: 4,469 - Follows: 4,387 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Bride of Malfoy by zyujin reviews
After the war Ron is forced to marry/sold into slavery to Draco Malfoy. But things do not turn out as expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,692 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Draco M., Ron W.
Congratulations by retroninjachick reviews
Bella and Edward were once best friends, until Bella fell for him, only to run away after his wedding. It's been three years and they meet again. What exactly will go down when Edward realizes he might have made a mistake? Is it too late? E/B, AH complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,565 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Edward Masen: Property of the Texan Prince by RockinThatAfroPic reviews
Abducted, trained, and then sold to the highest bidder. What will life have in store for Edward Masen in a world full of vampires? Warning: slash m/m , elements of horror and bdsm, human/vamp fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,134 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5295 - Favs: 12,169 - Follows: 1,489 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,876 - Reviews: 8295 - Favs: 7,602 - Follows: 3,580 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Choices by oxymorongurl127 reviews
What if Bella had been the vampire and Edward had been the human? What would she have done differently? Totally not a cliche - doesn't follow the Twilight plotline word for word. Actually has a different plot! This is my first fanfic - still in progress!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,466 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Click Your Heels And Wish For Me by xxfanpirexx reviews
Bella reinvents herself over the summer and catches the eye of Jasper Whitlock, one of the school's most eligible bachelors. But when the two become Forks High's hottest couple, what happens when its a friend who betrays you the worst? BxJ AH AU non-canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,221 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
We Will Never Forget by APlethoraOfGreatness reviews
Join Miss Bella Swan, as we are taken aback to one of America's most tragic days;September 11, 2001. This story will help you realize what might have been going through a passengers head on this day. Give it a shot.It will be worth reading. All Human. EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,586 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Last Lecture by APlethoraOfGreatness reviews
AH, AU, OOC/IC. EXB. What would you feel if the one you loved had his life numbered? Travel along with Bella Swan as she experiances heart-ache and hope for the future. Reviews are highly appreciated. M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hey Isabella by mskayla reviews
The last installment in "The Last Night". Bella is working her way to being the next best seller author while Edward is a new upcomming sensation. When fate brings these two back together, will they find the love the lost? Do new relationships conqure old
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,987 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Whatever Doesn’t Kill Me Just Makes Me by xSarahxMariexCullen reviews
PREVIOUSLY NAME BATTLE OF THE BANDS! After the Flock split up in STWAOES they didn't get back together, now they meet again. FAX! Help from the7thflockmember
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,432 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Fang, Max
The Day the Cullen Girls Died by batgirl77 reviews
REWRITTEN The Cullen girls have died in a werewolf accident. The boys are depressed and help less. Can they get help or is all hope lost? Is there a second true love? This takes place after Eclipse. Sorry, no Renesmee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,040 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Edward's Twilight by retroninjachick reviews
What if Edward was never the vampire. What if it was Bella who was the deadly beautiful Cullen. What if Edward was human and moved to Forks, where his blood sang for Bella? How would that work out? What would Bella do? What about Edward? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,492 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Silly Little Girl Old Version by MalfoysBtch22 reviews
“Are you an angel?” “No.” He snapped.“But your beautiful like an angel...” She trailed of quietly dropping her head to rest on her knight gown clad knees teddy bear still held tight. “Im far from an angel little girl.” He muttered not quite thinking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,568 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Note the Sarcasm by HookedOnAvatar011 reviews
Max and Fang get in an arguement. Fang has some late night prodding time, and with the help of Angel, decides to finally tell Max how he feels instead of just showing her. Sucky summery, but it's really not too bad. PLEASE READ AND REVEIW!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Once upon a time on a reality show by AITWAWTICEWNY reviews
When Edward is made to go on a reality show to find a girlfriend, Alice makes his bestfriend of 18 years, Bella, be an undercover contestant to help him. But is she of much help? Nope. Unless you consider making out with him constantly, helping of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,211 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008
Once Upon a December by bmw72792 reviews
Basically its a cross between Twilight and Anastasia more twilight though: It takes place during the W.W II in England. Bella/parents get seprated and she ends up in an orphanage with no memories from her past. Who will end up saving her? ExB ch.8 is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,043 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4243 - Favs: 4,082 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Ghosts of the Past by Rowzy reviews
200 years have passed since Nessie was born. Jake died 3 years ago on christmas day due to old age. It is christmas eve and she goes to visit Jakes grave. Who she meets suprises her beyond believe. One-shot AU OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
A Trip to Remember by Nickynoo reviews
AU & AH. Bags-check, Best Friends-check, Plane Tickets-check! Bella, Alice and Rosalie make their way to Australia for the trip of a lifetime. Edward, Jasper and Emmett also have the same idea. What happens when they meet and instantly click? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,413 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Mommy Dearest by HigherMagic reviews
I can’t believe that she can bear to do this to me, every single day. No relief comes, but I can’t bring myself to end it. I need help.' AU. All Human. Full Summary Inside. M for language, abuse and eventually lemons. Criticism welcome.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,192 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Alice - Complete
Forbidden Love by shootacrossmysky reviews
Bella Swan has just been sent to Forks to live with her father. With her mother sending her away she feels rejected and alone, shying away from everyone, who have been awaiting her arrival. She has a feeling Renee is keeping a secret from her.. That she i
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,430 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008
Fell In Love With A Boy by xxfanpirexx reviews
AH. A popular Bella starts to date unpopular Edward, only to learn that she is to move to live with her father in Forks. What happens when Edward moves to Forks too, and popular and unpopular cease to have any meaning? COMPLETED! Sequel UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 24,627 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Gentle Horizon by watupitROSALIE reviews
A new vampire comes to town. Is she good or bad? How will she get along with the Cullens? And what is her vampire story to tell? Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
newfound light by luvsme11 reviews
Edward Cullen has been blind ever since he can remember, he isnt close to many people and keeps to himself. the small town where he lives gose into an uproar when a new girl moves there, but shes not that special...right? : LUVS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Edward
Cacophony by asdfgjdksla reviews
Bella Swan has finally gotten what she's always dreamed of: the chance to live on her own and be in control of her life. Her novel is nearing completion and her day job is in doing what she loves. So why does she still struggle with crippling insomnia?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
What A Wicked Gang We Are by AroVolturi reviews
Edward left Bella on their wedding day. 96 years later Bella has been changed, has as new coven and holds a grudge. Whats happens when they meet again? Please Review! First FanFic, be nice. Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Funeral Mute by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
LONG LOST by luvsme11 reviews
When Emmett was changed he left behind someone who was extreamly important to him, his lil baby sis, Bella. But when the long lost sis comes back into his life, she brings problems that he left behind long ago.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008
All Around Me by xOverTheEdgex reviews
set during New Moon - Edward leaves Bella and never came back. Bella didn't become friends with Jacob. She's completely lost. What happens when a stranger visits her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,820 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008
Life In The OC by bmw72792 reviews
Bella and her parents are in an accident....she ends up moving to So Cal to live with her relatives...can she adapt to life in the O.C? read and find out ExB eventually and all the same pairs ..all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008
Ozai's Vengeance by Fandomme reviews
Twelve years after the final battle, Zuko summons Katara to heal the victims of an epidemic spreading throughout the Fire Nation. Katara Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,597 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Secrets reviews
Isabella Swan is, in the eyes of most people shy, but the truth is she is hidding from them. When she is adopted by the Cullen's she thinks she's safe. But is she really?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,001 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella
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