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Joined 07-03-08, id: 1623676, Profile Updated: 10-15-09
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

Hello everybody! I don't have much to say about myself, so I'll just get down to the point...I'm a very slow writer.I'm sorry but I can't write a chapter in a day, alright? I'LL TRY!! Anyway, here is some info about ME:

hair color:brown

eye color:brown

uuuuuuuuuuummmm... lets see, what else...

background:Brazil

well, it's not very informative, but... yeah...

favorite books:Twilight series, Gemma Doyle series,The hunger games.

Some of the DUMBEST disses I have EVER heard (this is no copy/pastey)NOTE: said by some people i know

1."You're so dumb, when someone askes if you go to Jackastor's, you said yes, I go there everyday!

2."You're so dumb, you have teeth on your butt, you don't even have a face!"

3."You're so fat, you're fat! oh BURN @1234"

LINKS!

Yay! I got a youtube account! anyway, here's the link to the EMMETT MCCARTNY CULLEN! DEAR GOD! theme song (beware of my crappy singing) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJoPlHcKW-M

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profileIf you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into ye

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevatorour profil

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile

If you are obsessed w/ Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. You already know this, look at the copy and paste thing above. Learn to sleep with your eyes open. He He He He.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If you have stood infront of a door waiting for it to open, then realise it's not an automatic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed during a movie that was in no way intended to be funny and people started staring at you funny copy and paste this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you laughed randomly at any time while reading someone's copypasteys, copypastey this!

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Goddess of Freedom by Olga George reviews
In a time with slavery there is hope that comes in the form of one being, known across the lands as the 'Goddess of Freedom' Isabella Swan has lived a hard life. When she gets purchased by Edward Cullen she soon finds he's not the only mystery. Living in an old house with rumors of death and wealth, Bella tries to adapt to new situations and challenges she's never faced before.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,658 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward, Angela
Love Me by neonlion reviews
“It wasn’t supposed to happen like this! I wasn’t supposed to wake up! Who am I? What am I?” she screamed into my chest. Her words being broken by dry sobs. I just gripped her tighter trying to stop her from breaking. “You’re Bella."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella
An Empire of Love by HazelEyedHeart reviews
Edward is a prince of Volterra and Bella is the new servant in the castle. Story up for adoption. Forever on Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,495 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward, Bella
Curiosity Killed the Cat by SilverChairie999 reviews
Jasper becomes fascinated by a human girl who he's never paid attention to before. He tries to ignore it, but what happens when the rest of the Cullens won't let him and he gets attatched to her? Will more transpire? lame summary, sorry. Jasper/OC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,529 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Jasper
Ten Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen by OoOoOoO-Paris-Falls-OoOoOoO reviews
CarlisleIsAlwaysSoCalmAndCollectedNothingEverSeemsToAnnoyHimButEmmettKnowsDifferently:LetMeBePerfectly Clear:IDoNotOwnTheRightsToThisListSomeoneToldMeThatNikatil@DeviantArtWroteTheActualList,IWroteTheStoriesThat YouWillFindInThisFanFic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Carlisle, Emmett - Complete
The twilight movie: Our way by ILuvMikeNewton reviews
This is the Twiligt movie, our way! as a before note, THIS IS A PARODY! its supposed to be funny. We hav rewritten the movie our way! Tell us what you think! Joint story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 12/22/2008
Riding the Dawn by Sparkling Grey reviews
Twilight fan Sam Pullar ends up in the middle of her favorite book. But why does so much of it seem like it's happened before when she's seeing it in a different way? And what about the dreams she's been having, and all the other mysteries surronding her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,271 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Didyme
The Final Breeze by grugster reviews
Harry cannot forget Sirius’ death and feels guilty. When all the pain becomes too much, he decides to end his life. His attempt failed, and now he lives with Alastor, Poppy and Severus. Warning: explicit description of self harm, suicide attempt in ch 1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,846 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Just a Dream? by xKelsey reviews
Bella has nightmares most nights...who's it about? Can Edward help her? And is James still possibly alive? Suck at summeries...but fist fanfic! R&R Might continue depends! Rated T just in case! Disclamer: I don't own Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Alice by reader13lovesbooks reviews
Discontinued.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 64,046 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Pretty Piece of Flesh by honey0716 reviews
Takes place after Bella and Edwards honeymoon at Isle Esme. Bella never got pregnant, and is still human planning to go Dartmouth with Edward. All that is ruined, when the one person who she thought would never hurt her does.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,107 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella and Emmett's Songs by Completely Dipendente reviews
Bella is drunk and her and Emmett are writing songs about some of the people they know. Please review, even if you hate it x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Guarding It All by Cherette reviews
Five years after Edward left, Bella finds herself in the hands of the Volturi. The thing is, she is still human. When the Cullens visit Volterra, how will they react to finding Bella working for the Volturi? Will she accept them back into her life? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 177,960 - Reviews: 2849 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Masen Marie CullenSwan by kotaxvampire reviews
What if after Edward Left Bella she found out she was pregnant? Well she did and she got remarried so her and edward's daughter Masen had a regular life but what if George her husband was abusive, Bella died from cancer, the cullen's come back? hmm?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,104 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 1/19/2008
Funny Short Stories For Twilight by The Me Maniac reviews
this is for all who like a laugh! who love Twilight! And think spicy chicken burns! These are short stories for Twilight. So go click the blue buttons above.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Darkness Falls Twilight story 01 by xXI got a BloodthirstXx reviews
ATTENTION, If you are a twilight fan please read this
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strength to Continue by AnmlLvr reviews
I'm Pregnant,Horray!Groan sequel.Zach 14,Elizabeth Lizzy 13.While Lizzy is trying to figure out what the family is,Zach's girlfriend,Ashley, is kidnapped by a vamp.from her past.She's droping clues,but can Zach find out what they mean before it's too late
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,330 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
In Your Arms by Shayla.x.Caillat reviews
when Bella is left on the Cullens doorstep, only 5 weeks old, they decide its best that they keep her. they raise her, letting her in on the secrest. 16 years later, the Cullens move to forks washington, and nothing is the same. full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
The annual Hunger Games sixty by hungergamesfan51 reviews
The male tribute of district seven during the Hunger Games sixty. I suck at summaries, but it's more interesting than it sounds.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,045 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009
When It Rains by Bloody Mononoke reviews
Isabella Marie Swan. September 13, 1987 - December 9, 2006. rated M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,312 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Lord Voldemort is Stephenie Meyer by RachelisGiraffe reviews
The shocking truth about the author of Twilight. What dark secrets lie behind the facade of sparkles and vampires? A theory/rant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Starved by ChanelBel7887 reviews
Bella Swan is only too aware of her unremarkable life. When she turns to anorexia trying to grasp hold of some control will Edward Cullen be able to save her? How will Bella react when she finds out Edward has been Keeping a secret of his own?BPOV,REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 114,463 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Vampires vs Vampyres by DiamondAngel1901 reviews
what happens when the vampyres from the House of Night meet the Culles? drama, drama, drama! rated T for strong language
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009
Baby Bella by Rahzelia reviews
When a mysterious "accident" turns Bella into a kid -- how will the Cullens adjust.. most especially Edward.. and can they ever change her back? One thing's for sure--Bella's gonna be a handful nine-year-old! R&R, please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,753 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008
Sitting, Waiting, Wishing by MissFANG-TeamGALE reviews
The whole time I was reading The Hunger Games, I wondered what Gale was thinking, while he watched Katniss survive. I decided to get inside his head, and write what I think went on with him. Will be completely in Gale's POV.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,271 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009
I'll Be Waiting by oh.you.fancy.huh reviews
Takes place during New Moon when Bella visits the Cullen house. Instead of walking away, she goes inside... read here to find out what happens! R&R! Please just try it out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Great and Terrible Parody by GucciLovingStrumpet reviews
A slightly mad, if not insane, chapter-by-chapter parody of A Great and Terrible Beauty.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
Love Me by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Bella is sick and finds out she has cancer. Edward has to make a decision before it's too late. Nominated for Best Romance on La Tua Cantante awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,799 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing with Fire by Snickerjets reviews
Bella Swan is a plain simple girl. Edward Masen is a cruel, lonely vampire. He catches her scent and kidnapps her. She believes there is good in him, but can she change him before he decides to kill her? Or will it be to late for her? Dark Fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Final Act by twilightfan4life92 reviews
When Bella's past come back to haunt her and destroy her life, Abigail Lynn must step up to the plate, save her family, and destroy the man trying to take away everything her mother has built up. Sequel to Blessings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,744 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
I ran her home by uvegottolovemebroadway reviews
During Edward's rebellion, he kills Charlie and Renee. Edward finds their newborn baby alone, and realizes he's a monster. When Edward returns home, after 6 years, with a baby in his arms, what will the family's reaction be? Will they disown Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,268 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008
Tuailai: pôrdosol by Queijo Do Reino reviews
Eu nunca pensei muito sobre como eu iria morrer. Sempre tive preguiça. Paródia de Twilight - Crepúsculo; Não pretende agradar fãs da Meyer. Chap II ON!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love Is A Funny Thing by VegitarianxVampire reviews
Bella and Edward have their 'first time' rated T- it's a 'fade the black' story . Soon after, Bella is feeling odd and has Carlisle examine her while Edward is on a solo hunting trip. What is her news? BxE. I'm not SM. STILL. R & R! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,942 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe One Day by sigkurk reviews
You’re never supposed to get attached to the cancer patients. That’s the first thing they tell you. But I didn’t listen and now you haunt me. Every minute of every day you haunt me. I’m not stupid I know ghosts don’t exist but memories do. B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Eyes Adore You by SlytherinGirl0220 reviews
A girl is attacked by a vampire and wakes up in the care of Dr. Cullen, who takes her back home so she can live with him and his family. But what happens when they fall in love? Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,253 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Twilight: the Abridged and Humorous Version by Abbey Mae reviews
Not in the mood to go through hundreds of pages of obsessive love to know what happens in the highly overrated and should-be hated Twilight series? Then just click here! Warning: Not intended for overly-defensive Twilight fangirls.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Tales of A Nessasaurus Rex Chapter 3 by twilight0asylum0forme reviews
Again i just didn't bother to read how to add chapters sorry! not trying to be a jerk so it is exactly what the name entitles. Want to be on my stff for tyhe communtiy: Twilightasylum's people in white clothes staff then leave me your name in a comment.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett
46 Hours of Twilight by The.Sexy.Fruitcup reviews
Hermione's insight on the one book that she wouldn't mind burning-- Twilight! Twilight Hate-fic! /Nicole's Fic./
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Essence of Humanity by BeachBum13 reviews
Alice is in trouble. Her visions are hurting her, she smells wierd, she's tired. It's all so human, and impossible. Or is it? What if she was becoming a human? Can the Cullens save her? Or will they be too late?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Emo English Prompt by UltimateFanpire20 reviews
We had an evil sub in english, this was my prompt. Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
Ship Of Dreams by HazelEyedHeart reviews
The Cullen Family is First-Class. Bella and Charlie are second-class. What happens when the BxE romance happens on the Titanic. Will they all survive? Edward is still a vampire and Bella is still a clumsy girl. Review and you shall receive! COMPLETED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,922 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fangirls meet the Cullens by Shawdee reviews
6 friends embark on the journey of a lifetime when a field trip to Forks turns into a fun filled adventure with the Cullens. Hilarity ensues. Post BD. Get ready to get Cullen'd. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,450 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
To Kill a Meyerpire by The One Called Demetra reviews
Dem and Storm discuss the ways of killing a Twilight vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2009
Through the eyes of a loved one by An Ocean Under A Thousand Suns reviews
We know what Katniss was thinking in the hunger games but what about Prim? The sister Katniss was willing to die for what was she thinking? well here is what I think the hunger games look like to Prim. read and review rated T because I'm Paranoid.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009
How to annoy Mary Hightower by Peace-Love-And-Mokneys7112 reviews
Hi!This is a story about what happens when Mary finds a list on the internet of how to annoy her!please r/r!sorry for any spelling mistakes or anything...One shot!
Everlost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Final Goodbyes by AshleyCullen0021 reviews
Bella dies of cancer, and each of the Cullen's visit her grave and say their final goodbyes. Summary sucks FIRST FANFIC.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,415 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella
Caffeine? Where? by WhiteLotus95 reviews
The Cullens have a new best friend: caffeine. Just for this story, let's pretend it works on vampires, all right? One shot for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2009
The Berries Past My Lips by RoMaNTiCiLLuSioNSof.the.HeaRT reviews
The frantic voice of Claudius Templesmith shouts above the trumpets. But he is too late. And for the first time in history, the Capitol will not have its’ victor.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
The Big Mystery by FrostyChicken reviews
HIATUS! Every year the Cullens have a week of IMing only, no talking is allowed. What could possibly go wrong? Original pairings w/ Jake & Nessie. Better than summary...and as always read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008
Christmas Shoes by Jonakovamp64 reviews
Based off of the song Christmas Shoes. Many people are cruel in this world, but sometimes just one little thing brings out the good in those cruel people. That's what Demetri did. He knew what the true meaning of Christmas was. Twilight characters!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Omg! Bella is pregnant! by Catherine Walker reviews
My comedy version of Breaking Dawn. Need I say more? please read&review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2008
Mystery Vampire by MidnightDreamer26 reviews
After 100 years, the Cullens are finally returning to Forks. But what happens when they stumble upon another vampire, older than even the Volturi, that says she's lived in Forks for over 1000 years? How will they handle it? Rated T for swearing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008
Dreaming or not? by famouslastwordsx reviews
All twilight fans wish to be in the books. But what happens when two girls get their wishes granted?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jacob
Charlie's Surprise by theywerejustthere reviews
The Cullens are at Bella's house watching a movie when Charlie gives them an offer they can't refuse and if they do Charlie will want to know why. Will the Cullen's secret be reveled or will Bella do whatever possible to protect their secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Izzy Unleashed by AsherRose reviews
After being the butt of one too many jokes, Bella transformed into her Dr. Jekyl/Mr. Hyde-like alter ego, Izzy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella - Complete
Emmett gets bella drunk by GreekgodEdward reviews
Summary: Edward goes on a hunting trip to Canada with his family and leaves Emmett babysitting Bella, but what will happen when Emmett wants to have fun with her? rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,743 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007
Blessings by twilightfan4life92 reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella dates and ends up marrying a new student named Matt. He turns out to be abusive and, after being almost killed, Bella goes to the hospital. Her doctor is Carlisle. He desides to bring Bella to The Cullen Home for protection. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,646 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
My Bella, So Fragile by emonessxvampiress reviews
This is set in Eddie's POV when Bella is pregnant. BD spoilers! Oneshot. This is part of my popcorn ideas. Read and Review, please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Edward - Complete
BabyBella! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward has deal with something he didn't expect at all. It involves his precious Bella, so how does he react to...taking care of Bella in diapers? Theres some language, therefore rated T. Hope you guys like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,516 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Sick by simply.stacey reviews
Bella is sick. What is wrong with her? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Same Team by janya.wrote.nightrose reviews
Aro/Dumbledore. Crack!Fic crossover. For Kai with love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Aro, Sulpicia - Complete
Welcome To My World: Annelise's Story by inspired-always reviews
What would happen if a Twilight fan actually met Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward
Phase by streco reviews
One wasn't like the others. One was the kiss of death, his sharp teeth sinking into my tender skin. They remained like razors in my neck and I heard another shout, only this one was of coherence. “No!” Alice shrieked, and that was when everything stopped.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,294 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
A new arrival by Jasmine Kay reviews
Bella is pregnant with Edwards child. The Cullens are ecstatic but how will everybody else deal with it? COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,863 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
When Forever Is No More by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Nothing is as it seems, it never was, never will be, because there is nothing left, nothing but silence. No names are mentioned in this fic, so it could be looked on as Bella/Any of the male Cullens, however my intentions are Bella/Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Jasper is emo! by Spot'sGalFrom1899 reviews
A random 1-shot of Jasper being emo! A Brunet Story! TOTALLY RANDOM IT WILL SCARE YOU!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Edward Loves Rhonda by Waffle of Doom reviews
Edward gets Rhonda pregnant. Just so you know, Rhonda is the Volvo. Yep, it's demented.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Edward - Complete
Bella's PREGO! A PARODY by Megorasmask reviews
Involves Pregnant bella A Weirdo baby uh the cullens and jacob black and the word "like"! very stupid i'm sure!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Hyper notes with the Cullens by InkandPaper94 reviews
Just random notes that resemble me and my friends' weirdness. Should be interesting and funny... I have a big sense of humor. I laugh at everything . Rated T for weirdness and ranting about sometimes adult things petifials and other things... Enjoy !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007
CANCER! by withlovekalie reviews
OMG what if bella had lymphonic lykemia? hmm read to find out! R&R NO FLAMES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/4/2007
My love our love by beesafe reviews
Bella and Edward are blessed with a mirical, Yes a baby now that bella is expecting there are more dangers then ever. The baby is far from being born but will bella make it to the due date? And what happned to Jacob? Read and find out! sorry ba summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006
Fever by sillybella reviews
Bella is sick and Edward is worried.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 192 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
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Move on reviews
He would want me to be happy, but could I? Could I ever move on? rated T just in case.ABANDONED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008
He just did it for Power reviews
He killed his own siser for power,tricked her mate into believing it was not him, and he still believes it, til this day. A Marcus story.ABANDONED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Marcus
EMMETT MCCARTNY CULLEN! DEAR GOD! reviews
What happens at the Cullen house while Bella isn't there? What does Emmett do? And how did Edward become such a good actor?What happens when Alice gets blown away by the wind, and Jasper falls into a well, trying to catch her?a bit of a crackfic.READ NOW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009
Can You Help Me? reviews
Edward finds Bella one night, she is two years old, and stranded, with a mysterious past. Both have their dark pasts. Can they help each other, without noticing it? Some humor, some angst and some drama, mixed together. cute but only in the begining
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009
KARIOKE WITH THE CULLENZ! reviews
Once a decade something special happens at the Cullen household KARIOKE PERFORMANCE! beware:OOC Inclides performances by: Sir Black and the dawgs, Carlizzle and the honeybees.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009
Truth or Dare with the Cullens and Wolves! reviews
The title says it. I know it's an overused idea, but give it a try! You can give me suggestions on the dares.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009