PhoenixKelley
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Joined 07-04-08, id: 1624093, Profile Updated: 12-20-10
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

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Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,646 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
A Baby for Bella by Queen Kimberly reviews
Edward decides he has to make sure Bella has a baby of her own before he turns her. Chaos, affection, hilarity, romance, and, most importantly, pregnancy ensue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Edward, Bella
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Song Parodies: Twilight Special by Falling.Twilight reviews
Assured to make you AT LEAST smile! R&R. All lyrics came from my imagination or from the books. Last Updated: Mamma Mia!, by ABBA : Mamma Mia! It's All The Cullen's Fault, by Jacob Black!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007
Edward Sundae by Amethyst Jackson reviews
It's exactly how it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Puppy Love by michaeladawn reviews
Alice buys a puppy? Will Bella like it? Will Edward? Will Esme? READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008
Bella Needs It Bad by chickymeg177 reviews
Bella needs it bad from Edward...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Karaoke night! by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,886 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 124 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Llamas by Llama Mama23 reviews
what will happen when Edward and Bella go to a Llama farm? with REAL Llamas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Which one? by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella makes a very important shopping choice. Pointless.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
My Love by Totally3rdGrade reviews
Bella and Edward have three children. Their daughter Evelyn has a dark outlook her life, This is a story on how love can change how a person sees the world--- Before Breaking Dawn, obviously. Beware of awful spelling mistakes! I was young and stupid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 72,097 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
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Don't Ask, Don't Tell reviews
Jacob imprints....on everyone's favorite vampire. Post-Eclipse as if Breaking Dawn didn't exist , Jacob's POV unless otherwise indicated
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Jacob, Edward
Just Breathe reviews
It was easy, too easy, he had not even picked up his wand..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Lily Evans P., Remus L.
Imprinted reviews
What happens when Carlisle brings home a new vampire to the family? And what will happen when she meets Jacob? Post-Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Jacob, Bella
Starless reviews
Bella finally convinces Edward to sleep with her, and discovers she's pregnant. But Carlisle insists vampires can't have children--so Edward can't be the father? Bella's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,352 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete