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Ello, tis just little old me.
I am probably the most random person you'll ever meet.(especially when you give me sugar) I am the only person I and my friends have ever met that can walk to class the same way with the same people everyday and then three fourths of the way through the school year say: OMC I didn't know there was a brick wall there.
OMC-Because we all know that Edward Cullen is an angel, and you know that God makes angels, and since Carlisle made Edward, he should be considered a god (Oh My Carlisle)
Did anyone ever notice that Twilight is like the best book ever because if you haven't then you should try reading them again and again, 'till you fall in love, then read them at least one more time.
My name: Ha Ha you don't get to know that, it's my secret, but for all extensive purposes you can call me...um, let's see. To come up with a pen name... Rosetta Richardson... or just Rose works, too.
My age: 13, I know I don't act it. I'm ethier being really mature or I'm being really immature.
My hair color: Guess what I have no idea what it is. Blond, brunette, and red. No really in different kinds of light my hair changes color so I never really know what it is.
My eye color:That changes too. I'm a chameleon. No I like to think of it as Hazel because it changes anywhere from deep, dark brown to topaz ( I match the Cullen's, I'm so proud.) to bright green.
My favorite color: Dark red, black and white
My favorite song: My Immortal By: Evanescence or Heaven (slow version) By: DJ Sammy
My favorite flower: Tiger lily or hibiscus
My favorite TV show: IDK, I don't watch much TV, but I do really like Fringe.
If you want to know more ask and I can put it up.
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny to help him gain world domination! Join the dark side...WE HAVE COOKIES!!
Yay Bunny!! ( \/ )
Diseases you may have or have heard of:
EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami
BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
SEAMCJWH is Stalker of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen and Jasper Whitlock Hale
ADD is Automatic Death Disorder
WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome
LES is Love Edward Syndrome
WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome
MECBIAV-Make Edward Change Bella Into A Vampire Club
BIT is Bella In Training
SEAMCJWHEMC is Stalker of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, Jasper Whitlock Hale, and Emmett McCarty Cullen
RAP is Retards Attempting Poetry
And last but certainly not least: Jacob-itis
You may or may not have heard of a recent disease that has been sweeping the globe, leaving masses of people infected. The new, yet extremely dangerous disease is called Jacob-itis, named so after the character Jacob Black, from the series of books by Stephenie Meyer. Males are extremely resistant to the disease. If fact, one interesting quality of the disease is that it not only infects individuals, it can even affect groups of people as a whole, and can indirectly influence those not infected. Signs of the disease include:
1. Intense infatuation with the mentioned Jacob Black.
2. Bearing the Mark of Jacob on one's hand (The Mark of Jacob is typically the word "Jacob" written on one's hand, although it may be accompanied with other lovestruck phrases)
3. A desire to name one's puppy Jacob.
4. A willingness to change one's name to go with the surname "Black".
5. Fighting over Jacob with other victims of the disease.
6. Subconsciously inserting the word "Jacob" into everyday conversation.
7. Sqee-ing over Jacob.
8. Having a preference for the color Black.
9. Adopting the catchphrase "Sure sure!"
10. Having naughty thoughts about Jacob.
11. Writing (sometimes naughty) fiction about Jacob.
12. A need to have a picture of Jacob as one's screensaver.
13. A sudden upsurge in the number of baby boys named Jacob.
14. Obsession with Jacob Black.
15. The male population marrying illiterate women, or those not infected by Jacob-itis.
16. Saying Jacob for no apparent reason, and sighing.
17. Complete memorization of the books with Jacob in them.
18. If the sickness has worsened, victims may have turned into Jacob-nerds, though they may not be able to accept the fact that the word nerd could ever be used with Jacob.
19. In especially severe cases, loss of coherent thought, with the exception of the word Jacob.
20. Final sympton: A Jacob coma, from which victims emerge as Jacob zombies, mindless slaves who serve only to obey their true love's will.
So always be on the alert for these signs, and if you notice them, and are female, get out of the place - fast, or risk joining the legions who have already been infected with Jacob-itis. (If you are a guy, no worries. The only side-effect for guys is intense jealousy)
What Hallmark doesn’t print:
1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the
2. My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at the
3. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mend. Here's a
4. You've announced that you're gay, won't that be a laugh, when they
5. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! Cause when I had mine I got
6. Heard your wife left you, how upset you must be. But don't fret
7. You totaled your car and can't remember why. Could it have been,
ThInGs To PoNdEr:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad follow her
Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
I want a guy like this more than anyone will ever know... Anyone else?
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Mommy..Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I started to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,
Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,
Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,
What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,
And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,
About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.
There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently,
Anxious in their seats.
One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,
To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,
Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.
"Where's her daddy at?"
She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,
And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,
And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,
But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,
All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.
He loved to tell me storys, he taught me to ride my bike,
He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,
And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.
'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,
I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,
Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.
And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,
Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,
Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,
She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,
And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.
You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,
When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"
And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.
And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,
A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,
Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.
"I know your with me daddy,"to the silence she called out,
And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.
Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,
But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrent, long-stemmed, pink rose.
And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,
And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.
And this is one on the saddest stories I've ever heard:
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but to bad. You must deal anyway.)
1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
TEAM ROSALIE: because deep down we all think she's awesome.
TEAM JASPER: because he can snap at me anytime.
TEAM EMMETT: because we all love a guy with muscles.
TEAM EDWARD: because we wish all guys were this perfect.
TEAM CARLISLE: because all doctors should be this hot.
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901
Rosalie Cullen: Better Than You Since 1916
Images for Strangers:
Note: Images aren't exact.
Katie-http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/454156107_b06fd53cae.jpg- There's actually a scene in the story where Katie is sitting at Edward's piano and this picture was to good to pass up.
Which Twilight novel character are you?- here's a quiz to find out. http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bp2.blogger.com/_-OmmMMJJen0/R_2c3NP7aNI/AAAAAAAAAKs/X7zyoEJ_xvk/s320/emmett_cullen.jpg&imgrefurl=http://sharencaldera.blogspot.com/&h=272&w=320&sz=17&hl=en&start=12&um=1&tbnid=mLQgntmqg_3jfM:&tbnh=100&tbnw=118&prev=/images3Fq3DEmmett2BCullen26um3D126hl3Den26rlz3D1T4ADBS_en_US22126sa3DN