Alex Asylum
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Joined 07-04-08, id: 1624180, Profile Updated: 02-07-09
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Hi! my name's Alex, obviously. i live in an extremely boring town and my hobbies anre reading, going on the computer and listening to music. i don't really have the tolerance for people but the people i do tolerate are usually weird and in some way phsycotic (coughKendalcough). i like the books in the twilight, house of night, vampire kisses, morganville vampires, skulduggary pleasant, and darkhunter series. i listen to my chemical romance, green day, paramore, children of bodem, gorillaz, i am ghost, bring me the horizon, otep, alexz johnson, cobra starship, cute is what we aim for, disturbes, and alot more but that list is long enough.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, alex-asylum

If you are absolutly in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Jasper is an emo vampire (really HOT emo vampire)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when you develop a habit of drawing obscene words on your friends heads while they sleep. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

I am proud to say that I am in Gay Straight Allience at my school and I have a lot of friends who are bi and/or gay who I still love. And if you wanna hate me for that or think I'm weird, see if I give a shit.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this listdanyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, imaginarylullabyes,cutieismynam,Xx-Bluefox-xX, SCprincessSC, nadia the demented one,bluephoenix73,If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, imaginarylullabyes,cutieismynam,Xx-Bluefox-xX, SCprincessSC, nadia the demented one,bluephoenix73,BlessedBeACullen, alex-asylum

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Favorites

Color: Black

Dream Car: A Bently!

Movie: Silance of the Lambs

Book: Vampire Academey series or the House of Night series (I can't chose)

Sport: Hockey

Music: Mostly alternative screamo, rock

Instrument: Guitar

Bands: Panic! at the Disco, Three Days Grace, Bring Me the Horizon, I Killed the Prom Queen, Paramore, Flyleaf, Anberlin,Schoolyard Heroes

Song: At Like Vegas- Bring me the Horizon

Candy: Gummy Bears

Drink: Rockstar! (energy drink. I'm addicted!)

Fanfic: Um... I've read A LOT of them but my favorite is probably Wide Awake (Twilight fanfic)


OKay, now I haven't started this story yet, but I'm working on it, and these are my charecters. If the websites don't work, please, PM me.

Amelie:

Tristen:

Lace:

Malia:

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Such a Different World by FreakyVampireChick reviews
Earth is ruled by vampires and humans are kept alive for only one reason, Bella is a human in hiding but when Edward finds her and takes her to a breeder facility. The odd couple fall in love, can Edward save her as she lays on the brink of death?
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Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
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Not what you expected by xYomix reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon, but now she is back and this time, it's to save the Cullen's. But Bella is not that same as she used to be. With a new life, a new friend, and a new existance, will she and Edward ever be togeather again? First Fan fiction
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,215 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
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Feel Good Drag reviews
New title. This is my first fanfic, set in the time of New Moon. It is also a Supernatural/Twilight crossover. Bella joins a band with the pack and one night meets the dangerous and sexy Dean Winchester. Not B/E. R&R, flames welcome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,281 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella
The Way We Talk reviews
Imprinting story. SethXOc. Amelie moves to La Push after a tragic event that haunts her memories every day. With everything changing in her lie, will she be able to accept an idea of love? Let alone with a werewolf? Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Seth