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Author has written 25 stories for Hunger Games, Mortal Instruments, Matched, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Chaos Walking series, How to Train Your Dragon, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Steven Universe.
HEY GUYS. You can call me SoggyBug or Lana or whatever you please. :)
I live in Alaska, and I'm a new college student, majoring in biological sciences, blahblahblah.
I haven't actually published or updated any of my stories in months, so bear with me. I'm working on several different things at the moment (on top of college), so it might take a while before I come back, mkay? And who knows--I might've switched fandoms.
My favorite books:
The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare
Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan
The Book Thief by Markus Zusack
Divergent by Veronica Roth
The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
The Chaos Walking series by Patrick Ness (quite literally the best books in the entire world. That's not an opinion; that's a fact)
My favorite bands/artists:
My Chemical Romance,
Mumford and Sons
Simon & Garfunkle,
Band of Horses
The Head and the Heart
My favorite shows:
Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra (Aw hell yeah)
STEVEN UNIVERSE (I'm cosplaying Rose Quartz this fall)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
My Favorite Movies:
How to Train Your Dragon
Pretty much anything Disney/Dreamworks
The world's most insulting joke: What is the difference between a writer and a park bench? A park bench can support a family
Long live my gorgeous baby bunny, Ponzi, my dwarf hotot. He was my entire world, my precious baby. I loved him more than anything. I'm sorry for how it ended. But now I have another baby, Donovan, my dwarf Holland Lop and I will never let him die. Ever.
I live way up in Alaska, where it's winter all year long and we live in igloos and eat whale meat all the time. No just kidding. It gets up to 80 in the summer, -40 in the winter, and we don't live in igloos. Or eat whale meat. To be honest I've never had whale; only moose and caribou, which is to DIE for. Oh, and I've had walrus. That stuff is so nasty.
Um... Peanut butter. I love peanut butter. Can't live without it.
I like thinking about technology, dystopia, the future, just about everything in that area.
I like the color green, any type of green (forest and spring my favorites).
I like the way imperfect people smile, I like the feeling of mud in my toes, I like my eyes, I like road trips, I like...being alone and in complete silence.
I like jolly ranches and snickers.
I like when animated characters are sexy (because then they don't mind when you think about them naked because THEY DON'T EXIST HAHAHA)
I like jogging though it's difficult because I have a couple of bone diseases
I like dancing A LOT.
I love getting hugs from boys. Boy hugs are amazing.
And, obviously, I like writing.
I don't like getting my palms dirty
I don't like cheaters,
I don't like cooking
I don't like when people force me to do ANYTHING.
I don't like eggs,
I don't like fast food or people who haven't actually COOKED something for themselves in a week.
I don't like crying in front of my family,
I don't like wearing shoes to bed (or shoes at all in that matter).
I don't like sleeping in jeans or skirts.
I don't like competition.
I don't like how people with money brag about all their vacations, when I haven't taken one since I was one year old.
I don't like big crowds or crowds at all actually.
Rabid bears (who isn't afraid of those?)
lack of communication,
being completely alone... Lot's of things.
My biggest fear in the world is MERYL STREEP. Oh my gods she scares the living pants off me.
A few important things you must know about me:
1)I am very maternal. VERY. I fantasize of when I'm over at friends' house, babying them. I'd make dinner, let you put your head on my shoulder to fall asleep, and serve you breakfast in bed. I love when I have friends younger than me so I can treat them like my children.
2)I'm a big supporter of the LGBT community. I myself am asexual, and I know there's nothing wrong with being things other than straight, white, and cisgender. I love everyone. It doesn't matter.
3)I don't mind being a girly-girl (even though I spend most of my time in boxers and a T-shirt)
4)I am so incredibly unobservant, it isn't even funny. I can't count the times I've missed things that were right under my nose.
5)I love to rant. Give me a topic, and I can go on for hours. Ask questions, act interested, give me something to rant about that I like, and you will be my best friend forever.
6)My heart is an open book. I tell everyone anything. Like that song "Secrets" by One Republic. I will tell you anything and everything. I don't have a secret in the world, and love it. I don't bottle things up. I spill my heart out to anyone who'll listen. My thoughts, fears, loves, dreams, everything about me is open to the world, if you're willing to hear. Go on, ask me something. Anything, and I'll tell you my every though.
7)I am not religious. Most people would describe me as an Atheist. I don't believe in any god, witchcraft, whatever. I believe the human race is just the human race, not created by some guy that lives in our souls, listening to our prayers. Though, I feel bad admitting that because I have a lot of religious friends. To those who're reading this who are: I don't want to insult any of you, I don't want this little personal fact to ruin anything between us, or anything like that. I don't want you to change me, I don't want a lecture about God still loving me even though it will always remain unrequited. I just happen to be a very realistic, independent person. Science rather than faith.
8)I am really slow. You just may have to repeat things once or twice or twenty times for me to catch on.
9)I am pretty optimistic. I used to be a huge pessimist, but now I'm pretty chill. The world is an alright place.
10)I'm not judgmental at all. Be what you may, whether gay, 400 pounds, a midget, seven years old, a werewolf, a purple hippopotamus, WHATEVER, I don't care. Once a friend, always a friend. I am not a judging person.
11)Like everyone else, I make mistakes. I don't mean like, I'd go on "no one's perfect", but I mean...it ties in with being slow and unobservant. People say something, I interpret it wrong, and end up embarrassing the crap out off myself.
12)I am really good in a crisis. I have been through some pretty crazy crap in my life, ranging from nearly getting stuck in a giant tornado, to nearly getting eaten by a giant black-bear to falling down a hill and breaking my back. I'm not a panicker. I don't panic. I am excellent through the worst kind of crap, and that has made me more resilient than ever.
13)Unlike a lot of people on these kinds of sites, I have pretty high self-esteem. Yeah I'm beautiful. Deal with it, punks.
14)When it seems like I'm trying to compete with you, I'm trying to relate with you. If you say something, tell me a story, and I tell you my own, I am not trying to say "my story is better than yours". That is the way I talk, converse with people. I'm such an awkward conservationist, I talk by comparing my own stories with yours to find something we have in common.
15)I'm like a golden retriever. The only thing I ever want to do is please you. That may seem odd to hear, but it's true. 100% true. The reason why I love to take suggestions and I love when people review and I don't care if someone wants something out of me, I want to please people so much. The worst thing that can happen is that you aren't pleased with me. That in itself is a punishment.
A few not-so-important things about me
1)I lived on a farm, but all of our animals we either got rid of or died in some way. Farming hasn't worked out for us that well.
2)I am not wearing socks
3)I am pretty dirty-minded and desensitized, so never be afraid to let your pervy side show through when talking to me. Because most likely, I'd toss it right back at'cha.
4)I don't eat donuts
5)I'm an author
6)I'm an artist
7)I'm an Alaskan
8)I'm an aquarius
9)I'm a camper
10)I'm a broke college student
11)I'm an idiot
12)I'm a swimmer
14)I'm still a kid
15)I'm a brown-noser
16)I'm an architect
17)I'm a loner
18)I am winter
19)I'm lactose intolerant
20)I'm a freak
22)I'm an archer
23)I'm a dancer. Getting to be a mighty fine one, too!
24)I HATE dogs (including puppies). Every time I go to someone's house they always think their dog is the exception but it NEVER IS. Ever.
25)I'm a violist (I play the viola)
A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.
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