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Author has written 6 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, StarTrek: The Original Series, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Avengers, and Death Note.

This is Single girl seeks good pizza speaking. Okay I lied, this is Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost and I hacked into this mysterious book-shaped device that appears to run on some form of electricity.

I lied again. This really is Single girl seeks good pizza. I'm feeling lazy so I'll finish this thing whenever the hell I feel like it.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...

Post this on your profile to make someone smile thats just like you!

That's all I have for now. Complaints go into that Aperture Science Emergency Incinerator over there and flames will be used to roast Gluttony.

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Who's the man of page 47? by Mizu falls from Kumo reviews
Benjamin Gates is after another treasure by request of the President due to what was stated on Page 47. Ben, Abigail, and Riley are on a search for a direct descent of Alfred F. Jones. Their search leads them to Arthur Kirkland and a wild adventure.
Crossover - National Treasure & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,972 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Ben G., America
The Canadian Connection by Twoformemories reviews
Alfred F. Jones is suave, confident, brash, and one of the best agents the CIA has to offer. Matthew Williams is none of these things, too bad after a case of mistaken identity he's the one with the briefcase everyone is after. Secret Agent, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,077 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
A Rather Silly AU Fic by Kiri Ame reviews
Poland's fairy godfather has just had a brilliant idea - to turn him into a knight by having him win his way through the Chivalry Cup! With his trusty squire Lithuania by his side, Poland sets out on his long, rocky and strange journey...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,518 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Poland, Lithuania
World Powers by Drovenich reviews
A single mistake by England brings a virtual apocalypse down on the Earth. As the nations race to stop their new enemies, loved ones are lost and old enemies become new friends. Multiple pairings. Rated M for Violence, Language, and Sexual Situations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 178,630 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - N. Italy, America - Complete
Driven off the Edge by TheClockworkFaerie reviews
When one reaches the breaking point, the cracks can be clearly seen, no? Snapped!Mathieu Dark!Alfred No pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,820 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Canada - Complete
In the Closet by JoyHeart reviews
One Shot: Italy is scouring Germany's house for pasta. Pasta senses tingling, he breaks down a door that releases in Germany memories he had forgotten long ago. Perhaps together both of them could remember something long forgotten?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Discovery of Fanfiction by TheCatchingLightAlchemist reviews
L calls an important meeting. Crack ensues. Spoilers for real name's and ending of series. T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
It's Bloody Early Evening! by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Francis was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him that wanted me. Third, there was a part of me that wanted him. Fourth - coming out to my father was going to be difficult. FrUK AU Twilight parody
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,265 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
A Work In Progress by crescit eundo reviews
This wasn't supposed to happen; not to him. Yet with the delivery of one little miracle, the world of Kiku Honda is burst open into a bloom of love, discovery, and triumph. Greece/Japan, mpreg, with America and others rounding out the supporting cast.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Japan, Greece - Complete
Anyone Can Cook by webcomix reviews
France decides to show the Allies firsthand how delicious French cuisine is, so he takes them to dine on the finest food in the country. For TheWonderBunny's Disney Mania Challenge. One-shot. Unoriginal title is unoriginal...but I hate making titles!
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Ratatouille - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/20/2010 - France - Complete
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When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemon Bars reviews
Loki never dreamt of having a ragtag bunch of misfits as his fellow waitstaff. He'd never imagined that he'd have a drunken narcissist yelling at him to "give those girls what they came for." And he certainly never wanted to speak to his loudmouth of a brother ever again, let alone work with him. But of course, desperate times call for desperate measures. AU, surprise pairings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Loki
Konoha Village Theater: Romeo and Juliet reviews
Kakashi tries his hand at stage directing. A bored Akatsuki comes to watch. Several young shinobi perform on-stage against their will. This can't end well. anti-SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Deal or No Deal? reviews
Arthur is presented with the bargain of a lifetime by a mysterious stranger. But could his decision do more harm than good? USxUK Warnings: possible character death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - England/Britain, America
The COLD War reviews
When Germany holds a World Meeting over Christmas, the nations are left restless. So, Russia and America duke it out the only way they can: snowballs. Rated mostly for Prussia's mouth. implied USUK and RusChin if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
When the Tribbles Invade reviews
The Axis are once again attacked by a formidable enemy... not the Allies! This time, it comes in the form of a small furry creature called... a tribble? Based off the Star Trek episode.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Warehouse 13 reviews
In episode 37, Roy Mustang and his comrades search for the legendary "Warehouse 13." Little do they know, they are about to ruin one of the most dramatic climax scenes in anime history.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete