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Joined 07-05-08, id: 1625375, Profile Updated: 04-21-14
Author has written 18 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, House, M.D., Young Dracula, Labyrinth, and Sherlock.

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25/12/12: Keepin' yo' updated. Oh, and Merry Christmas, of course. Chapter four of Wished-Aways is going well, I think. Chapter six is making progress, too, but that's neither here nor there. In specific terms, chapter four is legit like... 1546 words - small gap - 90 words - small gap - 273 words - small gap - 197 words - massive gap - 694 words. Why, oh, why do I leave the action scenes until last? They're so intimidating. Literally half the reason for the delay between chapters is just me putting off action scenes. Chapter five even goes for a lovely 3480 words solid before I hit another massive gap. Sigh. Action will never be my forte.

19/1/13: I swear that last entry wasn't that long ago. My holidays are flying by. More importantly, I just have the one gap in chapter four now. Granted, it's massive (lacking 1000 words or thereabouts), but I know what I want to fill it with. Although of course I don't really like what I want to fill it with, which is unfortunate. In any case, my goal is to post it before uni resumes on 25/2. And hopefully also maybe chapter five, since it's also just missing the one big gap, which, again, I know how I want to fill. I am punching myself already for setting this goal. Forgive me when I fail, please.

28/4/13: So clearly that didn't happen. Literally the most work I've done on Wished-Aways since that last note has been writing about 700 words for the climax scene in chapter seven (probably seven, anyway), which is in no way conducive to an update soon, ALTHOUGH I have hopes that the more I fill out later chapters, the more likely I am to finish the whole story. I really hate wasted writing. Anyway, give me some time; uni is crazy at the moment and I've got four weeks of teaching prac coming up very, very soon. I'm pretty set on finishing this story, though, as I said, since I have something like 10 000 words sitting around on my hard drive, so, well... be patient?

22/4/14: I didn't even notice this past year passing to be honest. A lot of things happened, most of them in my head. I might keep writing. I hope so, because I loved it and I miss having passion for things. If I don't update again, I'm so sorry.


I POST ANTI-STEREOTYPING PROPAGANDA on my profile, so I MUST not be as judgemental as any other sanctimonious teenager.


It's tough, the life of a writer. Some people just can't cut it. I am one of these people.

I am... currently nineteen and sort of adrift at the moment. I have been for a few months now. That's about as far as my capacity for self-description extends.


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Notes Regarding Incomplete/Unpublished Stories

The Great Pudding Downpour of '98

This is (correction: was, back in 2010) new and exciting, isn't it? JulyPie's idea. I think it's brilliant so far, but it's slow going. 4000 words in over 8 months isn't particularly impressive. Oh, but how hilarious was that inmate/retiree joke in the summary? Sometimes I am just too much!

Happy Camp

Currently number two in my priorities, which isn't really that great a position, considering how often I update my first priority.

Harry Potter and the Revised Laws of Drink Driving

Unfortunately, this was an idea which died before it truly lived. Below is the summary, and for what could have been, please see What Could Have Been in my published stories.

Summary: AU. 10-year-old orphan Harry Potter lives with his magical relatives, the Dursleys, having been left there after his parents were murdered by You-Know-Who. But on his 11th birthday, he is informed that his parents actually died in a car crash and he is a Muggle with a place at a prestigious school of technology.

The Pensioner of Azkaban

Previously titled Harry Potter and the Pensioner of Azkaban. Changed because Harry's hardly gonna be in it, if at all. Then again, it's not like I've planned it out. Anyway, I do find myself occasionally working on it, but Writer's Block is a terrible thing.

Savin' Me

Let's not kid ourselves - the probability of an update at this point is less than 0.001. I apologise to the subscribers, but I also think you have rather poor taste.

The Wished-Aways

It's coming along in leaps and bounds. And occasionally it decides to fall over and nap for a while. First priority at present.


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Well, it's raining, sir by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry explains to Snape why rain kept him from doing his homework. First in the Potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chasing the Dragon by thegoldentouch reviews
When a politically charged Magical world in turmoil suddenly becomes his problem, Kaiba finds that not all fairy-tales are just stories and sometimes, in the absence of a hero, even a reluctant Anti-Hero will do. YGOHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 269,685 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/11/2004 - S. Kaiba
The Difference Between Shadows and Darkness by Phate Phoenix reviews
ABANDONED/DEAD. YGOHP It's been weeks since the Fourth Year, where Harry Potter bravely stood against the Dark Lord, and failed to stop his return. Death Eaters and Master continue to plan in secret, one of which will not only alter the Order's lives, but several others…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,628 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Harry P., R. Bakura - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by Shadow over Egypt reviews
He was always very much the weird one, the one no-one could ever understand. Genius can come from the strangest of beginnings, but not all genius has to be of the friendly sort. From his birth to his death, L always 'was' an antisocial brat.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,780 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008
Witches Wizards Shadows and Souls by Mei1105 reviews
A new power is terrorising the wizards. Voldemort now wields a magic ten thousand years old. And there's only a few people in the world who know how to beat it. Meanwhile, a failed attack in Domino City brings some unwanted attention. SEQUEL UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 383,046 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
With a wave of the wand by Shadow over Egypt reviews
You can blame strangers for a lot of things it seems, for they always seem to drag you into a bigger mess than you’d otherwise manage by yourself. But ‘friends’ are worse, especially when you can never be certain whether they’re lying…HP x YGO
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 236,102 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 10/6/2004
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Why We Shouldn't Meddle by Nari-chan SND reviews
Mary Suewriter is a normal teenage girl... until she writes a fanfiction involving a Sue who destroys the Potterverse. She is then punished by being thrust into the books to see what would really happen if someone showed up with all the answers. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,753 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Biased by Misanagi reviews
Sirius can't quite be impartial when commentating a Quidditch match and even less when one James Potter is playing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Weird Circumstances by sapphire-angel-gem reviews
Harry Potter and Voldemort, a.k.a. Tom Riddle, a.k.a. Supreme Ruler of the Universetobe, meet in a highly unconventional way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Matchmaker by sapphire-angel-gem reviews
Dumbledore is having a rather boring day. Valentine’s Day usually was boring, really, with all the teachers patrolling. So he decides to have a little fun…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Anew by Periphery reviews
AU. Oneshot. One play can change everything. Two people are hurting after the duel with Pegasus, and it will take bringing them together for them to heal. Warning for mild language.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Yūgi M., Shizuka K./Serenity W. - Complete
With a Blow of the Whistle by jules411 reviews
A oneshot on a match between Gryffindor and Slytherin for the Quidditch Cup. With a unique pair of commentators, the game is bound to get interesting! Rated such for mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Lord, All the Lies! by Fiberglass Houses reviews
Imagine your favorite heroes from Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and Series of Unfortunate Events meeting on a cruise ship. Then the ship sinks and they are stranded together on a deserted island. Think "Lord of the Flies" meets Scholastic Press.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2005
History of Magic by Lizeth reviews
Harry Potter xover. Dumbledore decides it's time for a change, hiring a new... History of Magic prof! A History of Magic prof with tricoloured hair, violet eyes and an unusual affinity for black leather.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,426 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 1/14/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Harry P., Yūgi M.
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The Taboo reviews
A series of humorous one shots centred around the Taboo and my exploration of the possibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Voldemort
The Wished Aways reviews
After the detective is asked to look into the case of a missing child, Sherlock's investigations lead him to an American by the name of Sarah Williams, and the situation escalates really rather alarmingly quickly from there.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,700 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012
Let's Be Realistic reviews
A more satisfying version of the Edward-sabotaging-the-Chevy scene from Eclipse, in which Bella does the realistic thing and calls Edward out on his overstep of the line. "I'll put it back together in time for school, in case you'd like to drive yourself." "Are you freaking kidding me? Put it back now!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Bella - Complete
Happy Camp reviews
Robin thought he'd never find a scarier place than the Dracula Castle.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,490 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Robin B.
What Could Have Been reviews
AU. Three moments from what could have been Harry Potter and the Revised Laws of Drink Driving. In essence, everything is reversed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Complete
Savin' Me reviews
Prior to season four and New Moon. Bella Swan is just another patient for House. Inconsistent symptoms, strange medical history - a standard enough puzzle. Her boyfriend, however, is an entirely different matter.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella
The Great Pudding Downpour of '98 reviews
AU, AM. Two shot prequel to The Pensioner of Azkaban. The arrival of a new inmate - erm, retiree - at Azkaban is always cause for excitement among its residents, but when Sirius Black moves in, James Potter's world takes a bizarre turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2010 - James P.
Harry Potter: If Only reviews
Harry Potter version. Series of one shots about hilarious situations which could occur, if only someone would trigger them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
The Pensioner of Azkaban reviews
AU, AM. Magic is purely fantasy - the stuff of children's stories. Not to Sirius, though, as he tries to escape the Dementor-run retirement home of Azkaban in order to avenge his friends Lily and James, who aren't quite as deceased as he thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sirius B.
Twilight: If Only reviews
Twilight version. Series of one shots about hilarious situations which could occur, if only someone would trigger them.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2009
Surreal reviews
Contains suicide. A change on page 755 in OotP. 'He took another deep breath and shut his eyes again. This time there would be no hesitation, no moment of regret.' If there was just one thing you could do, one thing that felt real, would you do it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Obvious Solution reviews
A series of humorous one shots about the obvious solutions to the problem that is Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Voldemort
Plan B reviews
Goblet of Fire. If Crouch/Moody's plan had failed and Harry hadn't touched the cup, well, what then? Plan B, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Barty C. Jr. - Complete
If Voldemort Lost His Wand reviews
What would happen if Voldemort lost his wand? Well, he's a capable wizard, I'm sure he can figure something out...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Harry's Painting reviews
The trouble that ensues when Harry wants to talk to his recently deceased headmaster and takes Hermione's suggestion seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Chess Match reviews
My brother's interpretation of the cover of Breaking Dawn. Edward must win Bella back from the Volturi - the only way he knows how.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Aro, Edward - Complete
Leah's Jerkiness reviews
Set just before the epilogue in Eclipse. Could Leah be any more of a jerk?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Leah - Complete
Jacob's Note reviews
Eclipse, page 4 - 'I ran my fingers across the page, feeling the dents where he had pressed the pen to the paper so hard that it had nearly broken through.' The events surrounding Jacob's note to Bella, based on that sentence.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Jacob - Complete