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Joined 07-05-08, id: 1625422, Profile Updated: 02-19-12
Author has written 35 stories for Ratatouille, Monsters Inc., Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Aladdin, Princess and the Frog, Disney, Harry Potter, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, House, M.D., Toy Story, Wicked, Spirited Away, Avatar: Last Airbender, Tangled, Cars, My Little Pony, Princess Tutu, Adventures of Tintin, Justice League, Brave, 2012, Wreck-It Ralph, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Frozen, Gravity Falls, Glee, Phantom of the Opera, and Lincoln.

Hello. I'm a friendly but snarky geek who loves writing! I also play guitar and piano, sing and act, and dance, and sometimes all at the same time! I'm a rather diverse ficcer, due to my multiple fandoms. I am also a Harry Potter fangirl, a Disney fangirl, a Sora fangirl, a Zuko (but NOT Zutarian, don't worry) fangirl, a Tim Drake and Dick Grayson fangirl, a Jaime Reyes fangirl, a Nostalgia Critic and Linkara fangirl, a general shipping fangirl, and basically have a weakness to fangirling as a whole. But hey, just because I do does not make me dumb!...Seriously, it doesn't. Please don't look at me like that.

Anyway, after that little bit of embarrassing myself, let me inform you that I review, but review toughly. I will be very honest, and don't believe in holding back criticism. I'm also a BETA, if you need one!

Name: Rachel

Movies: Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Mulan, Beauty and the Beast, Treasure Planet, Spirited Away, Anything Pixar, Moulin Rouge, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Pride and Prejudice, Persepolis, Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn

Actors: Tom Hanks, Matt Smith, Robert Downey Jr, Zachary Levi, Hugh Laurie, Ann Hathaway, Johnny Depp, Lisa Edelstein

TV Shows: Doctor Who, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Phineas and Ferb, Avatar: The Last Airbender, the DCAU

Animes: Princess Tutu, Hell Girl, Axis Powers Hetalia

Video games: Kingdom Hearts, Legend of Zelda, Portal, Batman: Arkham Asylum

Books: Holes, The Kite Runner, The Giver, Harry Potter, Persepolis, The Wish List, Goddess of Yesterday, Lord of the Flies, Animal Farm, DC comics, a bit of Marvel. Adventures of Tintin

Musicals: The Lion King, Fiddler on the Roof, The Last Five Years, Phantom of the Opera

Places you can find me: www.youtube.com (Racization), (Rac_Rules), (Rac_Rules), (RacRules)

By the way, RacRules stands for Rac (short for Rachel) and Rules, well, it means rules. I RULE! Just kidding. (; But seriously, I am God.


TROPERS FOREVER! TV TROPES IS FULL OF WIN!


Since my friends have, I'll put my funny real life moments:

Emma (Not a House fan, but she hears me talk about it): Yeah, my dad told me he gets with this woman Cuddy, and I thought "Rachel would like that."
Me: You bet I would!
Emma: What was that other girl he had a thing with?
Me: Well, there was Cameron, Stacy, and a woman at the asylum…
Emma: Ew.
Me: Yeah.
Emma: No, I mean that other chick, Wilson.
Me: …Emma, Wilson’s a guy.
Emma: Wilson’s a guy!?
Me: Yes!
Emma: Then why did you say that Hilson was your backup ship—Ohhh…
A few minutes later…
Diana (Another friend): So, what’s up?
Emma (Still with a look of shock on her face): Well, I just found out that Rachel likes a yaoi pairing…

(My friend Kirsten and I walk up from her basement, just having watched the Nostalgia Critic review of The Room)

Kirsten (To her parents): Oh hi, mom! Oh hi, dad!
Me: We're going to go up stairs, huh?
We burst out laughing and run upstairs.
Me: Your parents think we're insane, don't they?
Kirsten: Probably.

At my house, with my eleven year old cousin over for a family party.

Me: This is the video game I love so much. (shows her Kingdom Hearts) Sora got really cute in the second game.
Becca: Cute as in adorable or cute as in...hot?
Me: Cute as in hot.
Becca: Rachel...he's animated.
Me (defensive): Hey, crushing on fictional characters is okay as long as you know they're not real!
Becca: Sure...
(Later, I'm showing them one of my video tributes to KH)
Preslie (Her eight year old sister, about Kairi): She's pretty.
Me: She is.
Becca: She's animated!
Me: She can still be pretty!


"Shipping leads people to be very mean at totally awesome characters."

My favorite couples/ships (in no particular order):

Doctor/River

USUK (Yeah yeah yeah...)

WALL-E/EVE (easy one)

Chuck/Sarah

Mickey/Minnie (They're a classic!)

Buzz/Jessie

Sora/Kairi

Roxas/Namine

Sokka/Suki

Zuko/Mai

Kataang

Zuko/Sokka (I know, I know...but its kinda cute)

Brennan/Booth

Harry/Ginny (And Harry/Me (; )

Percebeth (And Percechel, but by Rachel I mean me. XD I guess I just have affection for black-haired, green eyed, powerful fictional boys.)

Clois

Batman/Catwoman

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Alive by Tricki reviews
When the Doctor materialises in her computer-generated hallway, River Song is not surprised. "Is it that time of day already, my love?" She queries with the merest hint of a smile on her lips. Doctor/River
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Not the Last, or Lipstick Day by beverlymaldoran reviews
The Doctor decides to surprise River with cake on a made-up holiday, but the TARDIS brings him to see the aftermath of his first kiss.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Blue Skies and Sunshine by The Croc Shop reviews
A completed collection of vignettes. Tiana and Naveen honeymoon, work on their restaurant, discuss fashion and finances, and in one universe, attend Hogwarts.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,752 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Tiana, Prince Naveen - Complete
A Heavenly Argument by Tig Oak reviews
America's former presidents check in on him at the most... Inconvenient time. USUK, but mainly centered around the presidents. T for suggestive themes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/11/2010 - America, England/Britain
An Uncanny Likeness by outtabreath reviews
Tony introduces Pepper to her action figure.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/24/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
My Heart's Duet by TrudiRose reviews
Enchanted. A fluffy, romantic one-shot about Edward and Nancy.
Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
The Mouse Who Would Be King by Organization VI reviews
The story of how Mickey Mouse became king of Disney Castle is not the fairy tale it may first seem.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,072 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - King Mickey, Minnie Mouse
Strange Currencies by kerianne reviews
Vic watches. QuestionHuntress, set before their first meeting in canon.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
Dark Symphony by Kyoko Kasshu Minamino reviews
Batman encounters a deadly foe on a dark night. BatCat. A simple oneshot of fluffy cuteness. R & R!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Complete
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Carla Baby
Stan guessed that was the danger of loving a woman who loved you because you offered a better adventure than the last guy: you'd lose her the same way. Carla never did what was expected of her, not even for him. Grunkle Stan backstory, set during his flashbacks in A Tale of Two Stans and based on the Carla McCorkle flashbacks seen previously
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Grunkle Stan - Complete
The Tale of a Mountain Man reviews
"It is not always clear who is destined for greatness." The little boy riding on a reindeer had to come from somewhere. He was the child of two people named for ice, so ice was his fate. From his birth to his life with the rock trolls, this is Kristoff's story.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/30/2013
Memphis reviews
America knew there was just something special about Memphis. When he takes Britain through the neon lights one night in the 1950s, he may end up venturing places he never would have ever thought of. "What was I supposed to do, standing there looking at you? Lonely boy far from home..." USUK oneshot, inspired by Pam Tillis' "Maybe It Was Memphis". Slight language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/20/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Candlelit Battle reviews
LincolnxHetalia crossover. America is in terrible, aching pain one night of a Civil War battle. Luckily, he has his loyal, trustworthy president to comfort him-or at least try to. Oneshot.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Lincoln - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2013 - America - Complete
Dynamite reviews
Felix and Calhoun were perhaps the most unusual of the arcade's couples. No one would expect them to fall in love, least of all themselves. In these oneshots, they come together and step out of their programmed comfort zones-as strangers, tentative lovers and even Litwick's oddest of marriages.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Stone
Discord may be stone, but that doesn't mean his mind isn't working. What does he see when his eyes aren't seeing? Who was Celestia to him? How does he view the passage of time? What are his plans for when he returns, if he has any at all? A collection of oneshots answer these and more. Rating may go up.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Discord
Annsa reviews
"Auntie Merida, why were you never married?" Years after the events of Brave, Merida watches a sunset with her littlest nephew, thinking over her own life in the process. Oneshot drabble.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Merida - Complete
Of Wizards and Ponies reviews
Helena and her dear boyfriend Vic discuss pop culture, including Harry Potter, Star Wars, Twilight and My Little Pony, and its horrifying effect on our population. Huntress/Question fluff, because there is never enough.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Helena B./Huntress, Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question - Complete
The Braille Upon Her Skin reviews
"It is not often that I write of my life. It is not often that anyone asks. In fact, I am not quite sure why I am writing this right now, especially given that most likely no one will ever read it." Title reference to the song Braille, by Regina Spektor.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Tintin - Complete
The Man By the Pond reviews
A sheltered six-year-old girl finds herself fascinated by a man sitting on his dock and the duck always swimming beneath him. As she visits-or in his words, bothers-him, she finds that there is more to them and the world than meets the eye. FakirxDuck
Princess Tutu - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Ahiru, Fakir - Complete
Twilight's Nightmare reviews
After the events of "Lesson Zero", Twilight has a nightmare about a certain draconequus. And he's quite proud of her...Oneshot. Rated T to be safe.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Discord - Complete
Twisting Twilight reviews
"I could see her then already; an unchecked power, casting spells this way and that, turning the world upside down with her magic, an exquisitely perverse piece of art of my own proud creation." Discord thinks on his motivations for messing with Twilight.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Discord - Complete
Little Wonders reviews
A series of vignettes about missing scenes with Lightning and Sally, mostly around Cars 2.
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Lightning, Sally - Complete
Meeting The Others Again reviews
Finally, the sequel to Meeting The Others! Making new friends in the Disney Princess and Prince groups can be hard, especially when you've been trapped in a tower your entire life and a sarcastic former thief. For Eugene and Rapunzel, it'll be a journey!
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,644 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011
The Tale of a Rider reviews
Before Flynn Rider became Flynn Rider, there was a forgotten orphan named Eugene Fitzherbert. This is his story, from his life in the orphanage to his decent into thievery.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,572 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Eugene F./Flynn R. - Complete
Meeting the Others reviews
After joining the Disney Princesses and Princes, Tiana and Naveen interact with the other characters in weekly meetings. What sort of adventures will arise? Chap. 15; Its the final showdown between the true and fake royals! Who will win?
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,565 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
Mother reviews
"I've escaped my tower, I've found the love of my life, almost lost the love of my life, and found out that my mother was not my mother. This woman is. This woman is my mother. Why oh why do I need to continue telling myself that?" Oneshot.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Rapunzel - Complete
The Team Dad reviews
"He's the one we need to remind us what exactly we're supposed to be doing, and that we just need to work harder to do it. He's the one who can make me feel confident just by telling me I'm a talented kid. And he's my worst enemy's son." Friendship fic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Lonely At The Bottom reviews
Oneshot. Set right after "Small Sacrifices." Wilson returns to his apartment, angry and upset. With himself? With House? With life in general? He's not sure.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/26/2010 - J. Wilson - Complete
If I Could Just See You Tonight reviews
Oneshot. Years after the events of Spirited Away, a teenaged Chihiro longs for her river spirit first love. Songfic of Vanessa Carlton's "A Thousand Miles"
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Chihiro O. - Complete
The Phantom and the Witch reviews
Oneshot. A hideous beast of a man and a green skinned girl meet while running from those who hate and fear them. What will happen? Elphaba/Phantom. Warning: No happy ending.
Crossover - Wicked & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Elphaba T. - Complete
The Man for Sue reviews
Glee/House crossover. While in New Jersey, Sue Sylvester and the Cheerios have to stop by at a hospital. There, Sue finds herself attracted to a particular doctor at Princeton-Plainsboro. Sequel chapter: Sue meets Cuddy. Prepare for REAL complications.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - G. House, Sue S. - Complete
Together reviews
Oneshot. Its Bonnie's first day of kindergarten! When Woody gets to class, he finds an old friend on the Toy Sale table. WoodyXBo, slight BuzzXJessie
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Woody, Bo Peep - Complete
The Garage Sale reviews
My take on what happened that fateful Saturday when Bo Peep got sold.
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
Attack of the Huddy Fangirls reviews
Huddy fans invade Princeton Plainsboro, and the hospital will never be the same again. Neither will Lucas's face.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2010 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Emily Worthen, Ex Girlfriend reviews
Emily was not just an ex-girlfriend, but THE ex-girlfriend. Naveen knows this visit with him and Tiana cannot go well. FYI to Naveen/Tiana fans, this is not bringing in a new love interest, just new friend
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Prince Naveen - Complete
Computer Generated Fear reviews
Mayor Mickey Mouse goes to take place in an experiment that is supposed to change toonkind forever. However, what he creates may be worse than he ever imagined.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Complete
Bun reviews
Harry Potter oneshot. Minerva McGonagall was very similar as a teen then as an adult, especially one little detail. Her bun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Minerva M. - Complete
Telling Eudora reviews
Princess and the Frog oneshot. Tiana comes back home after the wedding to tell her mother the big news, but it isn't going to be easy.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Tiana, Eudora - Complete
On My Own reviews
Princess and the Frog oneshot. Naveen married Charlotte in exchange for Tiana getting her restaurant, so now she walks the streets of New Orleans, all alone. Song-fic of the song On My Own from Les Miserables.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Tiana - Complete
A Quiet Thing reviews
A Princess and the Frog oneshot. Tiana and Naveen share a night together after finally finishing Tiana's Place. Based on the song "A Quiet Thing" from Flora the Red Menace.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Tiana, Prince Naveen - Complete
Person or Spell reviews
Have you ever wondered if the dancers in the "Prince Ali" number are people or only spells? No? Well I did, and this short one shot asks that question: Person, or spell?
Aladdin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
I Love Thee reviews
Zoe Nightshade contemplates her true feelings for Percy on her deathbed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Zoë N., Percy J. - Complete
Monster Mary reviews
Boo has grown up, and is now fourteen. Unfortunately, her memories about her experience with the monsters is greatly effecting her life and relationships with her family, as everyone thinks she's desperate for attention or crazy.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Remy's Dance reviews
A poem based on the character Remy
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete