Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.
My name is KCK Lumcer (that is pronounced Loom-seer)
How I came up with that is a long story...
I have set up a Yahoo Instant Messanger account that anyone can feel free to message me through to descuss my stories, writing ideas, or books in general. It is kck.lumcer I'm sure you know the rest if you want to use the email address.
I'd like to say this doesn't get updated often enough in anyone's opinion, but in my defence I haven't figured out how to get my Ipad to let me edit it... and I rarely use any other device now. However, I am going to make an attempt to do so more often to keep you all more up to date on happenings.I now have a new laptop! Yay, unfortunately this means that I still have not been able to retrieve the partially written chapters that were on my old one as of yet. I am still working on that though. I am attempting to rewrite them, however, as it is not fare to you my readers, to have to wait so long. The only one that may not be updated till I do retrieve the partial written chapter is Blind Man's Favor, simply because I don't think I could be as happy with a rewrite as I was with the previous written one as it had already been rewritten several times. In an attempt to appease the masses while I work on the rewrites I will be posting a knew story that I hope you will enjoy while you wait ever patiently... or impatiently as the case may be.* Little update! um... I've finished the next chapter of DE, but for some reason can't upload it. I will figure it out in the next day or two promise. I've written more on BMF and AH not much more but at least a page on each, and have the Preface done for the new story but am working on getting a beta to read and correct it so yeah, it will be up as soon as all that is done. My dad has to have a Whipple surgery done next month so I'll be in and out of the hospital with him over the next month getting pre-op check ups done and whatever else they need, than dad will be in the hospital from anywhere from a week to (at the most we hope) a month. so though I am writing the process is slow and the updates will be slow, but they will be coming. I just wanted to let you guys know you aren't forgotten! PS. If everything is underlined still I apologize I don't know why it is doing it or how to fix it.
Okay Me: (info that you probably don't care a tush about but I'm going to put here anyway)
Age: Not as old as the stars, but not as young as Netflix
Sex: I prefer the term gender :P
Eyes: Blue as the Sky, and no they don't change color as far as I know.
Hair: Brown Light on top Dark almost chocolate on the underneath with red highlights through the top. More natural looking then the Pink of before. (naturally I have brown hair with natural lighter brown, blond and red highlights. You can't manufacture my natural color... part of the reason why I've never completely dyed my hair.
Origin: Georgia Rebel!! WOOT! A True Southern Bell, shoot guess that gave my gender away.
Hobbies: READING!, Writing (fanfic. and some other stuff), Music/Singing (not really in public), and more recently Fencing and knitting... that's all I can think of right now.
Four legged/winged member of my family:
-2 dogs (Cindy Lu, Little Man)
-1 puppy (D'artanian) My Christmas gift!
-1 cat (Laya) Now my sister has, funny enough she also has Laya's sister.
-1 Bird which loves to say "I Love You", "Hello Beautiful", and "I didn't do it." (Ivory) Has found an awesome home!
-1 horse (Streek of Gun Smoke aka Baby)
For those who remember this list from before Coco (Bean), Hercules aka Hurk, Bouncer, Spookem, Sammy, Hero, Sano and Sanya have all passed away, but I can't bring myself take their names from the list. Sadly Prissy has joined this list, she passed away from old age a few months back.
-Favorite Books/Authors: I love to read more then practically anything. My favorite book is Crown Duel by Sherwood Smith, but my favorite author is Tamora Pierce who writes teen science fictions; example: The Protector of the Small Series, The Open Circle Series, Beka Cooper Trilliagy etc. Some of my favorite Manga/Anima are Inuyasha, Fruitsbasket, Loveless, Hana Kimi, Full Moon, Vampire Knight... etc.
-Things that are the spawn of evil: Alarm clocks, Essays, Bannans, Headaches, Writer's block, Viruses, Broken down cars, Ear Infections, Funerals, calapsed internet, musharooms, homework, obligations, gas prices, speeding tickets (you will notice this list will continue to grow as time passes)
-Words on my mind... Why is Matter spelled with two t's? what is the actual difference in mater and matter?
-Book I am Currently Reading: My niece has me reading the Immortal Instruments, I'm on book two so far... there not to bad, drag a bit here and there, but what book doesn't? I wish it weren't so dramatic and slightly depressing... maybe that's just my mood though.
-Featured song of the moment :D -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDCf4YFuZzg- My Secret Love by: Lily Banquette. I really like the movie Grace of My Heart, This is a song about a girl singer who is in love with another female in a less accepting time. took me forever to find the complete song, there is a clip from the movie if you want to see it, but doesn't have the whole song. If you like you should check out some other songs from the film. Or you could watch it :D
-Featured FF Story of the momen: Tell Me The Reason Why By: SensiblyTainted This is HP Crossover with Gundam Wing, AU story. This is a WIP story, that just makes you mind go boggle. I know nothing about Gundam Wing, and I usually never read crossovers, but I am so glad I didn't miss out on this particular story. I love the characterization, the relationhips that develop and the way your mind could actually see how things could have developed that way. at the moment there is no pairing for Harry, and I'm not going to give away any pairing for the other characters, you really just need to see how they develop!
-Random List of information just for the fun(heck) of it... Usually doesn't change...
- Lord of the Rings - one of the few movies made that is actually just as good if not better then the book!!
- Liked the movies of Narnia but couldn't finish the books.
- Personally the movie and the books of the Series of Unfortunate Events are annoying and yes I've read more then a few.
- I'm having trouble finding a good book that I haven't already read... That's kind of sad.
- Christopher Paolini should demand retribution for the crappy job they did on the Eragon movie!
Anything else that you would like to know about me you'll have to personally ask me, or hope I post it one day. _ ah and any book or author worth reading please I'm always looking for something new to read.
Hope you enjoy. Please feel free to contact me with questions, suggestions, mistakes (I'll tell you now, I'm the most horrible speller in the world. hence the note above.), or just to criticize my work. All reviews are looked forward to. Just please if you criticize me please use constructive criticism.
HELP: I have been looking everywhere for this story! I can't recall the title. It may no longer be posted, I read it so long ago. If you recall it though and know how I can find it I would so much appreciate it!!
Esentially Harry's lost his memory and ends up at a university. Snape ends up going to the university to keep an eye out on him and help him. if I remember correctly Snape is de-aged, his roommate and eventually harry's boyfriend. it's a fairly long story, and I can't remember if it was complete or not. I've been searching for it for over a year. So if you can help i'll owe you big!!
ONE LAST POSTED NOTE! (For those who wished to know more about Dyslexia)
I have Dyslexia!
I was born with a learning disability known as
Dyslexia. There are many different types of Dyslexia, and many different levels. I have two different types, but at relatively low levels. I can work around them and even over come them, but they still hinder me to a point.
I have writing and reading dyslexia, which basically means that when I read I have a tendency to rearrange words and letters. I sometimes make new words or read incomplete sentences from accidentally skipping over on inserting none existent words in the sentences. I often have to reread things many times before I actually read what is written. When I write, I misspell things A LOT! This is because I have to train myself to spell words correctly, and as a child the first way I learned was by the way things sounded. It takes a lot of self training to fix previously learned misspellings. (I still have a tendency to spell cute, qute) there is also the problem of seeing what I thought I spelt instead of what is actually written, and just as I skip over reading words, I skip over writing them though I wonder if that’s just my mind moving faster then my hand(s).
The second type of dyslexia I have doesn’t really affect you, my readers, but as I’m being informative I will explain it as well. I have listening dyslexia, this is where I don’t always hear every word someone says. Some times my mind doesn’t pick up and let me process everything it hears. I constantly have to ask if what I heard is what someone actually said. I often need directions repeated, and if the task is completely new (such as a new type of school project) I have to have it re-explained to me quite a few times, before I completely comprehend what is needed of me. (My college history professor had to explain a twelve page research paper we were supposed to write, must have been near about, twenty times before I understood and felt comfortable enough to be able to do the assignment correctly.)
I try not to let this disability hinder my every day life; it has a tendency to put people off the want of reading and writing. I myself don’t know where I would be literary wise if I hadn’t fallen in love with books when I was 11 or 12. Learning to become an adamant reader at that age is a challenge. I still read slower than the majority of people my age and make a number of spelling errors, but I am lucky I pushed myself. A lot of people don’t. Dyslexia is now an accepted disability, but when I was diagnosed it was a fairly new concept, often a child would be categorized as mentally retarded, placed in a special ed. class and forgotten about. As I was one of the lucky ones they really didn’t know what to do to help me, so it took quite some time of trial and error on my part to find what worked best for me. There is no cure, there are methods one can use to help, but each individual is different. For those with higher levels, computers, and other electronically devices have made a large improvement, especially educational wise. It is not proven, but it does show signs of having the possibility of being a genetic disorder. My sister has a lower level, than even myself, of reading and writing dyslexia and my cousin is one of the higher levels and needs a computer often as not to read out loud to him.
I apologize for the long winded and text book style explanations. I have found that not a lot of people know about this disability that affects a percentage of the world. If I have a spelling error, I humbly apologize and ask that you please be patient. If it really bothers you, you can ask to beta. I only have a beta if someone asks for the position, and expresses the intent of being diligent and patient in their position.
In case you are concerned that you or someone you know has this disability. They do have test to help children and adults find out if they are in fact dyslexic. You can find them online, or speak with a doctor.
Harry Potter FF
Secret - It surprised me that It took me two years to tie up all the loose ends of this story, But it is finally finished up. Basically this was my second story started on FF about Harry Suddenly finding out about a sister that has been in hiding since the death of his parents. Needless to say the reunion leaves much to be desired. through a few unforseen predicaments they may be drawn together or pushed further apart :D ... warnings slightly M/M, language, suggested torture.
I Blame the Letter for It All -
HP Fic, Yaoi, ‘One letter, one messily letter… WHY OH WHY couldn’t I have just left it alone?’...“I swear I’ll never touch another letter again without the proper caution, just please let me wake up from this nightmare.” You'll have to read to find out! It may not actually be what you are thinking... give it a shot it may actually surprise you!
IBtLfIA Is officially complete as far as it is going to be for the time being there is a rewrite being writen, but if it will be finished and posted is questionable if so it will be done at a much later date. I am still working on two stories that I intend to see finished before I work on any more rewrites or any other works. My former Bate PteraWaters may or may not be betaing this story it will be completely up to whether or not she wishes to when ever that time comes.
Unity - (On hold for time being)
HP Fic, Possibly Yaoi, A total twist to seventh year... Any thoughts for the future chapters send them my way :D !!For the time being no notion what is going to happen with this story. It had a positive amount of interest so if anyone really wants to adopt it and make it their own send me a PM.
Stepping Stones (Discontinued)
I'm seriously contemplating discontinuing this story... I hate to say it but I think I just might. It was my first story and I just don't remember where I was going with it. I'm pretty sure I could put together a bunch of hogwash but it wont make the story very good. I pride myself on finishing what I start (even if it sometimes takes me forever to finish)... I'm just not sure about this one. If you've read it send me a private message if you would like to adopt, think I should discont., or if you have ideas for continuing it.
Domino Effect - (NEW) / (WIP)
This is an idea that came to me while sitting on the side of the road with a flat tired... I know sad huh. anyway the idea wouldn't go away so I started writing it and decided to post it... it's not finished and is a WIP and Post as I go. I'm not sure how it will turn out but it is to keep me and you entertained while I continue working on my masterpiece Untitled Two ;-D Please read and shoot me Ideas so it keeps being updated NEW NOTE: Chapter 15 is up, lots of little details to peice together so please be patient. Just wanted to let you know that I haven't forgotten you or stopped writing.
Soon to be a Guest Apperance by author LavenderPotato
! We hope!
Blind Man's Favor - (NEW) / (WIP)
Harry is a mess, he's physically damaged and possibly mentally as well, who comes to the rescue? hehehe can't tell :P. It a hide Harry's identity story, but don't worry our hero isn't on his own. He'll get a chance to see things from a different perspective and learn things about certain people that he never would have other wise.
Finally has been updated I know it took me forever, I'm so sorry! And no I have no intention of abandoning this story!
Altering History - (NEW) / (WIP)
Voldimort's dead, but Harry's life is still on the line… that's of course when things always decide to happen to him. What's to be done when you find yourself in someone else's body and apparently in the past? You keep your mouth shut and repeat on loop 'Oh S…' I mean 'Don't freak out' in your head… right? Warnings?: Time Travel, De-ageing, Mute, Lang, slash, Ch Bash, Abuse. This story has so many aspects to it I can't even begin to fit it all into a summary. Please Read! I promise it's a truely knew plot with a lot of loved plots mixed in!
Chapter Seven has been posted finally! Chapter seven is unbetad but hopefully will be soon. Will be reposted as soon as I get the beta version. enjoy! Chapter Eight is in the works :)
Stories to Come:
Untitled two: (My Masterpiece)
There is an ambush in the most unlikely of places involving the most unlikely of people. things get crazy and they aren’t getting much better it seems. Not to mention they are both permanently royally screwed. It's a time travel and an OOC for most characters also a hidden identity story. (WIP coming along nicely... misplaced Untitled story One and got bored and my computer was down so please don’t shoot me. :D no idea when will be uploaded... Probably after letter but not for certain. Most likely after being completed.) humor, HP … may or may not be slash haven’t decided yet
New Note: Story coming along great! Still a long way to go and may be a sequel... hard to say as the there are already over 150 pages and it's no where near done! I'm really excited about this piece I think it's my best piece yet! dozens of time better then the stories I've posted so far by far! (I've had to cut close to 70 pages and start writing them over, the story just got to busy. but hey it's still in the works! and I've added a new amazing character.)
Lone Wolf: (stuck at end of Chapter five...)
A Boy Called Sparrow?: (Tentive title)
Untitled 3: full of surprises (Tentive title: Not What It Seems)
AN: (subject to change constantly :D) updated 6/4/12
Okay Peoples I just wanted to let everyone know my dad is doing okay, by most standards. Some days are beter than others. My sister is doing much better, and so is most of my family. I'm sry guys I know y'all have been emensly patient with me and as my NEW NOTES have indicated I am still writing, even posted a new story. I've found that I do better writing the story first then posting so I'm going to stick to it and see if you think so too! (this is in refrence to my Masterpiece)
I've also taken up a personal 'project' That is a bigger deal then I originally thought, so I will be slow with the finishing of these writings but they will get done!
FYI: I've started college and have transferred to a new college with a more vigurace study. So I'll be spending a great deal of time working on school stuff, but like I said above I am working on some things for y'all but it will just take some time before it comes out your way. don't be discouraged, please keep checking in with me. :D take care!
HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. 2 people were on it but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If there's anyone you love this much put this in your profile.
FAKE VS. REAL
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
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(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
And scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For such a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Laying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
Copy and paste this if you hate child abuse!!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (WHICH I DO NOT
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (or prejudiced)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (actually I'm just bored :D)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Band GEEK for 7 years!! AND PROUD OF IT!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect (Babatised sp? But not completely devoted to mormon beliefs)
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I have some...)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (... Why does every one think that?)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (and how can't people not like Yaoi or Yuri)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (If someone says they WHOLE heartedly agree with their government then I'm pretty sure they're liein)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (well not much :D)
I like GAMES, ANIME
and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
PERSONAL NOTE: Wow! I had a lot on this list... Some I didn't even know people thought... I wonder if that makes me Naive? Two that should be on there are:
I'm A Rebel so I MUST be Raceist.
I can't spell there for I MUST be stupid.
Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.
-Okay I'm not really a big Twilight Fan, but I have read the books, seen the movie and will say they're worth a read. However when I read this I just couldn't stop laughing, Jasper's my favorite lol!! hence why it's so funny to me. much like a button on Facebook that has a grocery list Jasper made with Bella at the end and Edward crossed it out and wrote NOT FUNNY JASPER! lol it's just funny okay.
My life is reality to the T ... so ... I surround myself in fantasy!