Madame McLean
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Joined 07-06-08, id: 1625678, Profile Updated: 04-22-14
Author has written 4 stories for Excel Saga, Air Gear, Total Drama series, and Gorillaz.

Hey I'm 20 and reality sure is a bummer. Hence why Fan Fiction is amazing :D

Please enjoy my current stories, not the ones that I wrote when I was like, 15. Just ignore them, they're horrible haha :D

Marshmallows are great, so is Chris McLean

Story Updates (Written 23/4/14, 3:17am)

- KILL' EM DEAD! [Air Gear] & Agents VS Civil Servants [Excel Saga] : These two stories are completed! They are scattered in different exercise books that I used when I was in High School and they've been edited and edited and edited as I grew older. So if i'm actually bothered to type them up and edit them AGAIN then you may see more of these stories :D But for now these babies are on the back burner.

- The Ultimate Seven Minutes In Heaven with Total Drama! [total Drama Series] : I love this story so so much, AND I haven't abandoned it! Between train rides home from university, nights when I can't sleep, and all those free times in between my hectic schedule, I am typing/scribbling chapters for this story :) You can expect chapters on the following gentlemen!:

- Duncan -- Insanely highly requested, but was challenging for me as I wasn't a huge fan of him. Not saying he's brilliant though, love him :)
- Brick -- I have a soft spot for Brick :)
- Harold -- Haha I know, right? What? xD
- Trent -- Insanely highly requested as well, and I feel bad because I only just started working on him. He's one of my favourites so I want to try and make his chapter perfect :)
- Mike -- I've been working on his chapter on and off for AGES. Mainly because there is a LOT to work with and i'm incredibly picky with perfection haha

- Jerk [Gorillaz] : Now as I've previously mentioned, this was a re-upload from a couple years back. I feel it has heaps of potential, so aside from my Total Drama story this fanfic is a top priority (:

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Courtney Gets What She Wants by ThatFacelessDude reviews
A re-write and expansion of CharlieHarperFan88's "She Gets What She Wants". Courtney demands to be allowed into TDA and Chris agrees under "one condition". Features smuttyness and mind control. Read and review.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,831 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Chris M., Courtney
Literally sleeping with Chris! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Season 3 is over and everyone is forced to stay Playa Des Losers until all the episodes officially air! What happens when our favorite host finds his room to be the only room without a bed? Why he sleeps with everyone...Literally!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,266 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Chris M.
Never coming home by ThePrimusLune reviews
After the death of Fred,follow the deeply saddened George as he attempts to make his way through his life without his other half, without anyone to finish his sentences and mostly at his attempts to carry on a normal life. Full Genre inside story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - George W., Fred W.
Mary Sue at Hogwarts by deathnoteuser07 reviews
It's almost New year's, but there's a really BIG problem at Hogwarts: a Mary Sue! Please read & review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reaching Infinity by Scyphi reviews
The chase has ended. Now it's time to say goodbye.
Cyberchase - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete
Murdoc is not a pedophile by Epik-Nomz reviews
a short oneshot of MurdocxNoodle. Murdoc keeps having dirty thoughts after the accident the other day but when he goes to apologize he does something very wrong...
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Murdoc N., Noodle - Complete
Amarillo by Saki20 reviews
REWRITTEN! Murdoc's love comes to Plastic Beach to stay. MurdocxOC, Oneshot.
Gorillaz - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Murdoc N. - Complete
The Battle Between Love and Life by quadpodTIAKINS reviews
Haruka's second coma is fatal. Will Takayuki and Mitsuki try and save Haruka? Or will the burning rage in both people stop them from helping Haruka?
Rumbling Hearts - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010
Sink or Swim by Dazed Dreamer reviews
In a school like Bullworth Academy, it’s sink or swim. And if you’re good at swimming, you gotta let the losers drown. 30 drabbles. COMPLETE. Pairings include Johnny/Peanut, Gord/Kirby, Russell/Troy, Trent/Kirby, Jimmy/Gary/Petey, Gord/Vance and more.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Jimmy H. - Complete
Bully Chat by Totally-T3ii3 reviews
The Nerds made a chatroom for the students at Bullworth. What happens when Gary hacks it and the Greasers are the one's he invites? What if the Preps and other cliques get on too before its ready? Chaos. OCs from other story The Price. Crude language. R&R
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/17/2008
We Really Like You, Jimmy Hopkins by Millix reviews
The girls at Bullworth Academy contemplate on their feelings for Jimmy. The other story like this will be discontinued because of honest mistakes. Warnings: Strong Language and Sexual Themes/Situations
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008
Sleepless Night by another obsessed reader reviews
kazu was having a sweet dream of, urm, ponies? ikkazu! R&R please!
Air Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
The Necklace by Esca Madeline reviews
Pinky finds out that Derby's been cheating.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,629 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Pinky G., Derby H. - Complete
Fidelity by Esca Madeline reviews
Johnny thinks about his relationship with Lola. Heed the T rating, please.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Johnny V., Lola L. - Complete
Girl Trouble by Gorillazbiggestfan reviews
weird things happien when Russel gets a visit from a very close family member like transforming girls and shoot outs and more! PLEASE REVIW AND READ!
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006
Her by BananaRamama reviews
The Gorillaz meet a bartender at Club loco.She has an effect on two of the members.Will she cause trouble?
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Axe Princess by Bucket Girl reviews
A heartbroken Noodle reaches her breaking point. Possible Noodle2D if I make it happen. Rated for bloody gore, sex, and language.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,336 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Complete
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The Ultimate Seven Minutes in Heaven with Total Drama! reviews
Here's your opportunity to have a seven minute sesh with ANY guy (with an exception of ONE guy xD) that has featured on Total Drama! I'm letting you lovely ladies choose the guys you wanna see next, but I promise that EVERY guy will have their own chapter! Might be a bit of M rating later.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013
Jerk reviews
After an unexpected fallout with her band, Lucy decides she needs to escape her old world. With the help of an old friend, she resides in KONG studios until she can decide what to do with her life, and at the same time begins to get intrigued by the sadistic & perverted "Band Leader" of Gorillaz, Murdoc Niccals. Is there more to the Jerk than what it seems? Set during Phase 2, yay!
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2014 - 2D, Murdoc N., OC
KILL EM DEAD reviews
A new Storm Rider team in town wants Kogarasumaru... but what for? To some, the Storm Rider's appearance is unexpected. But for others, this is what they've been waiting for. R&R plz
Air Gear - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,199 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 7/25/2008
Agents VS Civil Servents reviews
A highly advanced agent from HQ agrees to help our 2 favourite agents to accomplish a mission more dangerous than it sounds. Can they pull it off? R&R please
Excel Saga - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008
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