A N D R E A C U L L E N
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WORDS FROM YOUR AUTHOR!!

yo yo, this is A N D R E A C U L L E N!

yes.. i realise that that was completely lame.

So heres the shizz.. im obsessed with the TWLIGHT saga. Edwards perfect, Jacobs adorable and Bellas a bitch because that shouldve been me out there. Im reading all my friends things and im lovin' them, but you wait till i get some material out in cyberspace, you'll be begging for my flow. I like to read twilight, hang with mates, sleep and eat, one day i will prove that it is possible to do all three at once... wait.. what was that? all at once? WOW! ANDY must be awesome is she can do that!

and i will be... when i prove it.

I have a recent obsession with writing and reading. at first i couldn't not read the twilight books, but now that i'm finished, i can't stay off the computer writing my fanfiction!

I wrote HOW I CAME TO LOATHE MISS TALIA ROSE in less than a day. thats gotta be proof.

alrighty,

Peace out, and while you're at it, read my fanfic.

BREATHLESS INTIMACY & LOVE AND PROTECT ME ALWAYS & HOW I CAME TO LOATHE MISS TALIA ROSE & THIS, MY LOVE, IS OUR GOODBYE

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this into your profile,

Whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

I HAVE OCD- OBSESSIVE CULLEN DISORDER

IF YOU DO TOO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny to your profile, so he can gain world domination!

STORIES WRITTEN

I am writing one big story.. and hopefully some more when im finished

i know the story line and everything for my big story.. which im going to call a book, but i dont know what its called or anything, or quite exactly how its going to end.

you see.. i started in a very confusing place. so when im finished it will make sense. just not now when only a bit of it is up.

REVIEW IT ALL!!

i love feed back. but try to be nice.

xx

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The Triangle by 0EMMA BLACK0 reviews
Ok this is about Sirius, Remus and James but not revealing anything read to find out plz review. btw i kinda avoid writing about peter as u might notice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008
Jacob Black finds true love at last by 0EMMA BLACK0 reviews
Jacob Black was depressed and hurt after he realised that Bella would never love him as much as he loved her, but finds new love when he stumbles upon a girl taken by a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Losing Blood by jasper is awesome reviews
Post Eclipse. not much more to say; i dont want to give it away. it's got Bella and the cullens...and the possibilty of werewolves? maybe. hope you like it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,147 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Alice
Vampire bite by T A L I A B L A C K reviews
I tugged on Edwards shirt but he kept letting her kiss him. Tears started to well up in my eyes and I turned my back to him and started to run as fast as I could." - Edward bumps into his ex-fiancee Andrea and thats when problems start to get worse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
All my fault by 0EMMA BLACK0 reviews
A story on Jacob and Edward together and how it affects Bella. Dramatic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Quick Changes by zammorley reviews
Lily Evans has just been dumped by a boy whom she had loved for over a year, and soon after she finds herself kissing the most trouble-making boy in school. Will she finally see James for who he is? - This is my first fanfic! Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
BREATHLESS INTIMACY reviews
I was breathless as I shaped my mouth to fit his. His perfect lips were pressed to mine. My heart pounded. I choked for air. BELLAS TALE. LOVE, in the end, CONQUERS ALL. the carry on from ECLIPSE REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,764 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
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