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Aspiring poet and unapologetic Kyman fangirl.

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The Silent Summer by E.R. Kline reviews
Kyle Broflovski is convinced this is going to be the worst summer ever. It's his last summer in South Park before he goes off to college and none of his friends are going to be around to share it with him. Except one. And it doesn't really go as planned.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2019 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Five Times by Kisan.Lee reviews
-Kyman- Or, the five times where Kyle admitted Cartman was right and the one time Cartman said Kyle was. Rated for language and...sexual themes?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Bittersweet by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
All great love stories start with a passionate first kiss... And tequila... And Kenny McCormick. Kyman. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,893 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Victory by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
Kyle is dating Bebe, Cartman lost his I-Pod and there is a big dance coming up. Cartman doesn't like any of those things. Kyman - Complete -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,176 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
140 Characters or Less by Breathlessly reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Cartman realizes one hundred and forty characters isn't enough for his jew. Kyman oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Together by Princess-of-Your-Doom95 reviews
Kyle and Cartman get into an argument. Will they get it resolved. No real clue about the title name, first thing I thought of. Rated T for no reason.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Lazy Minty Morning by LittleMissStark reviews
Just a bit of fluff, taking a small break from my darker stories and also doing some research for them. Eric and Kyle get dirty while getting clean in the shower. just fluff. :
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Vulnerable by PopcornChicken66 reviews
There was just one sole feat that temporarily exposed Cartman as vulnerable- and Kyle had discovered it. Fluffy one-shot, companion fic to Evolution. M/M Lemon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Evolution by PopcornChicken66 reviews
Over the years of hate, denial, and anger, an evolution has begun. The pinpoint of exactly when this commenced is unbeknownst, but it will lead to a life-changing event between the two who believed their relationship would never alter. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Possessive by moonlitelm reviews
Adult Eric and Kyle have a bit of a tussle with a waiter, who gets a little...grabby. Just a drabble.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Redéfinition de l'individu by Kymanlvr reviews
Kyle Broflovski is tired of his dull, unchanging life. But after he returns from being away from South Park for the summer, things start to spiral out of control, and everything falls apart. Mainly Kyman. Strong language and references to sex.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,298 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Crackerjack by let's point out the obvious reviews
"Years of obsessive study have taught him well." A one-shot Kyman piece with the same amount of musing and intimate nonsense that the fandom ought to expect from me.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Tinted Gold by 0-Kelly-0 reviews
I don’t like making eye contact with people, it’s too direct. He says I hide behind my goggles; I say the world looks much friendlier tinted with gold. The world as Matt sees it. The Wammy days and beyond. Matt x Mello Complete
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,193 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Discomfort by Living in a fantasy reviews
When Matt and Mello are forced to hide in a supply closet to avoid being caught by Roger after hours, it leads to some rather…awkward…moments.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Chocolate Always Loves You Back by Tierfal reviews
Light Yagami is not having a good Valentine's Day. Between the new guy with the candy fetish, his partner, Matsuda, and the unsettling new case... the chocolate may be the only thing that loves him at all. Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,711 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Let's Keep This a Secret by Angelic Gemstone reviews
I loathe Eric Cartman. That's no secret. And up until tonight, I always knew he felt the same way about me. But that all changes when he tells me something he obviously never wanted me to know.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,120 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Jew, The Nazi and the Security Camera by Suzume no Uta reviews
There is a different story title in the story itself, I'm too lazy to change it P:: -A must read for Kyle x Cartman fans, Co-authored by SoulFlash- From getting detentions to being annoyed, Kyle's life possibly couldn't get any worse...or could it?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Be Alive, Mello by Dlvvanzor reviews
Matt remembers the day he found Mello in the burning remains of the building he blew up. Matt POV Oneshot MxM sweetness
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
In the Library by Raven Ehtar reviews
On a cold day at Wammy's, a library offers comfort to Near and Mello. As well as some confusing insights. NearXMello shounen-ai. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
Only Time by TooMuchPressure88 reviews
Cartman tries to wreck Kyle's party, but recieves some unexpected results. -Rated for Language. Kyle/Cartman SLASH. Don't like it, don't read it. COMPLETE-
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kyle's voicemail by camomilehottea reviews
Implied Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
The formula of madness by camomilehottea reviews
A dark look into Cartman's mind.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Abandoned by camomilehottea reviews
In which Craig and Stan have a conversation. NOT a Craig/Stan, but with references to Cartman/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
Trees by camomilehottea reviews
Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Coat Rack by camomilehottea reviews
Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Handclasp by camomilehottea reviews
Cartman/Kyle fluff
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Blink by camomilehottea reviews
A little angsty Cartman for everyone.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Eric Cartman, L. Cartman - Complete
Sicky by camomilehottea reviews
Cartman/Kyle fluff
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A Miserable Day by Just Stay HIV Positive reviews
Cartman doubted anything would surprise him anymore. He was wrong.A short one-shot with Kyle and Cartman. No slash. Sorry the summary sucks, please read anyway:
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The angels should be jealous by camomilehottea reviews
Cartman/Kyle oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Hair Cut by the lie written in ink reviews
In which Cartman cuts Kyle's hair. Drabble;; slight fluff, slight insanity.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Chicken by DragonSapphire reviews
Kenny has a new game. Cartman/Kyle, Kenny/?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
100 Things I Hate About You by JoyHeart reviews
Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Get A Clue by xxxTsubasaHoLic reviews
When Kyle visits his super best friend in the capital city, he runs into somebody he had hoped to never see again. Kyle/Cartman. Rated T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,623 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Tainted by theflawintheplan reviews
Cartman's mental reponse to Save Me....If he knew what Kyle was thinking that is. Please review though.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Save Me by theflawintheplan reviews
Kyle reflects on his relationship with Cartman. He asks the fatboy a few silent questions. Can Cartman save Kyle from the redhead's thoughts and from his own words? CartmanKyle. Sorry guys, I'll get another story up as soon as possible! R/R please!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Starlight, Starbright by DragonSapphire reviews
Kyle and Cartman attempt star-gazing together. Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
I'm German, You're Jewish by Cardio Necrosis reviews
“We do not have a song, and we never will have a song!” Kyle shouted. “The only line in this song that has anything to do with us is ‘you’re Jewish.’ Maybe if the song were called ‘I’m a racist sadistic fatboy and you’re Jewish and hate me’ I'd agree!"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Cuddle? by Saph Rose reviews
It's freezing cold and the window is jammed. What does Cartman do? Cuddle Kyle, of course! Due to lack of pure Kyman fluff on the internet, this little piece of fiction is sugary-sweet. But sweetness doesn't come without a grain of salt and some smex.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Dewdrops by XxLoveStanxX reviews
COMPLETE! This moment was so perfect. I looked up into his ice blue eyes like i could see into his soul. He looked down at me as if he felt the same way. He stroked my cheek, and I could see the love and devotion in his eyes. "I love you," he whispered.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,352 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger
By and By by Tierfal reviews
He imagined you could lose yourself in those eyes - release your handholds and forget all you’d ever been. It was their vastness, or their depth, or their color, or the weird-muddled fusion of the three. Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Paradox by satanics reviews
An irresistible force and an immovable object, locked together in destructive harmony. CartmanxKyle. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Detention by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Oneshot. Kyle x Cartman slash. After his detention, Cartman finds Kyle crying.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Plain as Day by yeah that's me reviews
Wendy thinks her boyfriend and his buddies can be really stupid.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2008
Requiem For My Heart by ayafangirl reviews
Cartman reflects remorsefully on his fast and furious relationship with Kyle, and how his actions towards Kyle as a child led to the ultimate heartbreak. Angsty KyCart kinda one-sided, kinda not. Alternative Ending up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Hating Kyle by yeah that's me reviews
Kyle is Eric's epiphany.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Kyle's Hat by DontBePissy reviews
One-shot; Kyle and Cartman spend the afternoon together. WARNING: yaoi smex. My first ever fanfic, so don't expect much.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Star of David by Otempora42 reviews
Cartman doesn't understand why Kyle doesn't like his birthday present. Cartman/Kyle, oneshot. T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Fun with Tonka Trucks! by Anna Molly reviews
CartmanKyle angstfluff! Yaaaaay. Remember that episode with the hippies? If you do... enjoy! Only M for language, 'cause Kyle talks like a sailor when he's mad. :D
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Until The Day I Die reviews
Cartman and Kyle would never admit that they could feel anything but hatred for each other. Will it take a near-death experience to bring them together? CartmanxKyle Slash. Rated T for language and because it is South Park, after all.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,327 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete