What would happen if someone with vast knowledge about the Mass Effect Universe, both official (wiki/Codex) and theoretical (fanfics), decent fighting ability and a plan was dropped into that Universe 13 years before Eden Prime? As it turns out, quite a lot! FemShep. Soft HFY. And a very different kind of self-insert. [The story will be revised after the First Act is finished]

A normal twenty-first century human mind stuck inside a Huragok, a Forerunner biobot, gets punted straight into the worst place anyone could ever be: Warhammer 40k. What is he to do but what he is made for? Beware all who call this horrid universe home, you will be 'halped'. First story on this site, updates every month. I have up to chapter 12 already written.