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1) Okay...to the people who have problems with my community or anything I have written on this page - you can, quite frankly, suck my ass. I don't give a flying fuck about what you think and for all I care, you can go crawl into a hole and die. i don't need hate mail or people telling me what to do, so go fuck yourselves. Thanks.

2) I have received a number of emails asking for The Perfect Wife to be added to my C2. Instead of sending a reply to you all, I'll say what I need to right here: no. Just no. I don't care how many reviews that story has, I find it about as sexy as roadkill.


Stories I Recommend

Multiples, Fall For You by ihrtedwardcullen

Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner is the one of the funniest stories I have ever read in all my life

Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13

A Trip To The Grocery Store by manyafandom

I'll Eat You Alive byMezzanottex3 (it reads like serious erotica)

Mrs Ronald Weasley has written a multitude of one shots and they're all awesome (mainly Carlisle x Edward x Bella)

You should read everything Ninapolitan has ever written

When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob (this one has been abandoned now but it was the very first Twilight smut story I ever came across and you can still read what's there)

Paging Dr Love by Debussy-This (it's not that well known as it only has about 6 chapters currently posted but it's a personal favorite of mine)

More Than Just A Night With The Family by InusBlood (this one makes me laugh like nothing else. It's one, big orgy - or gangbang - depending on how you look at it)

The Naughty School Girl: With A Twist (a very steamy Alice x Bella one shot, unlike anything in that category I've read so far) by TheDeadliestSin

And there are others but I'm not bothered to go look them up so if you want more, subscribe to my community.

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One Night in Vegas by xMrs.Gregory.Housex reviews
ALL HUMAN. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.SMUTFUL. After going through a horrible divorce, Bella finds herself in Vegas with her best friend Alice in hopes to lose herself and momentarily forget the pain of lost love for a night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 72,450 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10894 - Favs: 12,531 - Follows: 12,971 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Life I Live Now by The Little Romantic reviews
Bella Swan's parents have arranged for her to marry Edward Cullen. She is being forced against her own will and moves to live with him.Will she be able to go through with the marriage?And more importantly, will she end up loving Edward?Set in 1921.AUHuman
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,638 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bleeding Love by zgirl21 reviews
Edward, Bella, and Jacob are childhood friends who are now college roommates. Edward, who only seems to care about one-night stands and his band, and Bella, studious and responsible, are always fighting...and Jacob? All-Human. E/B. Not for Jacob lovers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,145 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Gift of Pain by TigerLilyFire reviews
Jasper empathizes. He feels your pain, because God damn well knows he’s been there too. J/B. Now with alternate ending for those who wanted one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Waiting For Something Wonderful by LadyEllaRose reviews
Fresh from graduate school, Bella Swan takes a job in the library of a private Chicago high school and gets more than she bargained for after a chance encounter with the school's temperamental music teacher. AU/AH, BxE, rated M for language/adult themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,606 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Bet Against Fate by skinnylovex reviews
Bella & Edward have been the best of friends despite their personality differences. Being the thoughtful friend she is, Bella needs to get Edward laid to get him to stop brooding. Who better to help him with that then his BFF? Human/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Son Of A Preacher Man by pseudoyou reviews
AU/AH. Bella Swan promised herself she would never become her mother, and Edward Cullen was convinced he would never be able to feel love. But then they met, and everything changed. Where do you draw the line between sex, love and God? Answer: You don't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,407 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008
Poor Little Rich Boy by scc86to reviews
When his father leaves on his honeymoon, Edward takes off on a road trip with his new stepsister. They meet new people along the way, and sparks fly. Will he be able to overcome his past, and fall in love? AU/AH/OOC Rated M! Better description inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,151 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Coming Home by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Bella wakes up one morning to find a newspaper article that turns her world upside down. Could it be true?--One-shot ExB, BPOV, A/H, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 182 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 279 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
All Girl's Boarding School reviews
When everyone's away for Christmas break, will Rosalie finally have the guts to live out her ultimate fantasy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Rosalie, Bella
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