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Joined 07-07-08, id: 1626895, Profile Updated: 03-28-10
Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, Twilight, Harry Potter, and Inuyasha.

This is the sign for our 'floven'. Flock mixed with coven, cause we're birdie vampires. Me and Luna made it.

(7-7-08) Hey! I'm Dusk, you may know me from my other profile, Duskgrowlthevampire. Ummm... Check that one out if you want info on me. I will be writing the drama-ish stuff.

ANd I'm V! I'm completly bubbly and hyperactive. Vibrates with hyperness for a moment any way...i'll probably talk a lot. No really... a lot. YOu may know me from my account

Quotes:

"Betch" V and Dusk

"Go glow kid, go!" V

"Lovely." V and Dusk (But mostly V)

"Betch Turtle"- V and Dusk

"If I had a million dollars,"-V (Silence) Laughter-V "What the heck Blixie?!"-Dusk "I would buy you an ostrich that will eat you alive with cheese!"-V Laughter-V and Dusk

"This bouncy ball shall help me take over the world."-Dusk (It will. It will bounce down your throat and choke you!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!)

"I like cheese burgers."-V and Dusk (In a funny accent thing)

"Erwyinnnmnnznnwxyqqnnuabcdefgnexttimewon'tyousingwithmepictureofapurplesquirrel, is how you spell my name!"-V

"Everything I own is either named Ignatious, Fang, or Iggy." i.e, cactus=Ignatious frog=Fang hat=Iggy-V

"Dusk you are so evil you will be the LORD of Lord Voldemort, you know you will it's your secret goal in life."-V

"Awww a werecub.."V and Dusk

"Quit playing with your barbie dolls on the kitchen floor you god damn BETCH!"- Dusk, in a british accent

"I shall call him Franz Ferdinand the third becuase the first was shot and the second disspaeared 'mysteriously' in a scuba diving accident!" -Blixie

"Neverland is actually an experimental facillity for Botox..."Blixie and Daytona.

"Peter Pan doesnt need any more pixie dust, its been permanatnly infused with his DNA..."-Blixie

Interesting Moments! (echo: moments moments moments...)

I talk With MY hands Too Much- Dusk-(waving arms around) "I talk with my hands a..."(notices hands, puts them down.)"...lot."

I FEEL SPECIAL!- Man at frie counter-"Hey!" Dusk-"he's yelling at us! I feel special!"

Muffins-Some random person said that there were muffins. Everyone went silent and looked at each other, then, "MUFFINS!!"-About twelve people ran for the muffins, V and Toni in front, with Dusk close behind. "These are heavenly muffins!"-V "This was the muffin raid of 2008."-Dusk.

Mu hat- V-"I always walk out infront of cars when i'm at this mall."(Hat,which is adowable! blows into the parking lot)"Oh shit!"(runs out in the middle of the ROAD, grabs hat, and runs back.) "Told ya."

Horny Hat-Toni is wearing a band hat and a tiara, Dusk is wearing a hat with horns. "I'm a band princess!"-Toni. "I'm horny."-Dusk. Laughter. (A week or two later...) "WHERE'S MY HORNY HAT!?"-Dusk, has a little mental breakdown. "My hat..."-Dusk

Green Lemons- "They should make green lemons."-V "Blixie there already are."-Dusk "What?"-V "They're called LIMES."-Dusk "Ooooohhhh. Darn it. Someone beat me to it."-V

Lead- "You know the things that have lead in them?"-Dusk "Uhhh, pencils?"-V "NO!! THE LEAD CONTAINER THINGYS!!"-Dusk

Well, YOU enjoy your job- Dude who works at a toy shop-(playing with remote control car) Dusk-"well, i see you enjoy your job." Dude-"These things are hard! Wanna try?" V-"sorry, but we're on a mission."

Typos- V-(makes about a MILLION typos) Dusk-laughing. V-"Shut up!" (You should have seen how many typos there were!!)

Word Association:

Blixie's:

1.Fang=Fang 2.Iggy=Iggy 3.waffles=waffles 4.floven=flock 5.wind=When the Wind Blows 6.magazine=Max 7.lamp=elephant 8.tree=Erica 9.flower=Jessica 10.leaf=tree 11.blue=sky 12.cowboy=cowboy hat 13.vampire=Fang 14.white=snow 15.pancake=butter 16.100=what the hell? 17.sweet=streetlamp 18.Pokemon=cards 19.wolves=Darien 20.wood=forest 21.strawberry=Strawberry Shortcake(cartoon character) 22.string=rope 23.rule=ruler 24.moon=cheese 25.spot=puppies 26.ear=lobe 27.butterfly=flying butter 28.willow=pillow 29.pillow=sleep 30.dawn=Dusk 31.eraser=evil 32.Dusk=evil 33.tonuge=kung fu 34.bookmark=Border 35.monkey=skunk 36.challenge=Total Drama Island 37.goth=dock 38.bee=Fang 39.stripe=zebra 40.sun=Fang 41.t-shirt=smiley face 42.barbie=evil 43.Voldemort=Barbie 44.charge=Charlie 45.unicorn=Charlie 46.star=Fang

Dusk's Results

Shoelace- Shoe Catapult- Rocks Hippo- potemas CD- Ateen Sharipie- fun Fang- hehehe Hat- fat Ignatius- fire Mouse- computer Crayola- yellow Blue- red Note book- horrah Mug- coffee Lady bug- eye Soccor ball- spots Paper clip- paper Microsoft- computer Brenna- your sister? Gum- Chew Masks- Hide Limo- zean My ear hurts- ow? Rainbow- hat Green- yellow Hoodie- sweater Coat hanger- coat Wallpaper- wall? Tinsel town- silver Birdie- kids Iggy- ignatious Falco- yyyaaaayyy Cowboy hat- horse Street lamp- light Lady and the tramp- spagetie Meatballs- Meat Jessica- FLOWERS!! Petals- Flowers?? Blaze- fire Slingshot- rocks Rocky- white Keyboard- letters Alphabet soup- vegetable Waffles- panckakes pancakes– IWOP Hyper- fun

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MRcats by Nyctra Scandia reviews
Max and the flock are zapped into cats. WTF. -DISCONTINUED STORY-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,862 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2433 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
The Epic tales of Bella by Obsessive Vampire Stalker reviews
Just a random story i wrote during class with my bestie, twlight obsessed, and well its just really a bunch of random drabble about twilight and the cullens with a few 'guest' stars. including SUPERMAN, and ashely the evil bunny. Please RxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
We Teach Friends Health Insanity Room 191 by L.C.Candle reviews
Notice: Persons attempting to find a Motive in this narrative will be prosecuted persons attempting to find a Moral in it will be banished persons attempting to find a Plot in it will be shot. [Formally known as Welcome to Insanity Room 191]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,367 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006
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Collision Course reviews
When Dusk and her flock meet Max and her flock new complications and relationships arise. Drama and humour combined, MWAHAHAHAHA! Duskgrowlthevampire and VampiressE12B made this together! V says hi.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,242 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 7/10/2008
I Communicate With Trees reviews
Max has to go to a group for her 'depression'. She meets some... interesting people. Including one who claims she can talk to... Wait-Trees? Man that girl is messed up... T cause I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Inuyasha Bloopers reviews
What happens behind the scenes of Inuyasha? Interesting things... Like PIE! Not to mention, RABIES! NOOOOOO!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Inuyasha
HehehehehInuyasha reviews
Crackfic/Self insert. Dusk and I somehow end up in the fudeul era and torment the Inuyasha characters. lol fun.-V MWUAHAHAHAHA!-Dusk
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2008
Jonathon the Baby's Not Yours! reviews
Bella and Alice get bored one day, go online and odd things happen... BELLA HAD COFFEE AGAIN! -GASP-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Alice, Bella
Ways that Dusk is more Evil than Lord Voldamort reviews
Yes i know his name is spelt wrong. Sticks tonge out. ANy way, title speaks for itself. Some pretty good reasons in here. -Blixie
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Voldemort - Complete