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wildest moments by kissmegoodbye reviews
Of all the people in all the world he was literally the last person she ever imagined ending up in bed with. In fact, up until 6 weeks ago she was pretty convinced that he'd never even looked a woman directly in the eyes before. [AU]
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,622 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras
Children of the Revolution by Breathing Space reviews
Modern University AU, (sans violent, heartbreaking death). Grantaire is a History student, who spends most of his time hanging about on the sidelines of a friendship group, twatting in the JCR about and staring at things. One of the things he stares at has blonde hair and vaguely resembles an outspoken mop.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,734 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire
The Times Jehan Said I Love You by guineamania reviews
Despite being the most romantic poet everyone knows, Jehan doesn't use the words "I love you" often. But it becomes more frequent as the boy he loves, loves him too. Modern AU for Almost an Actress
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Courfeyrac, J. Prouvaire - Complete
when tomorrow comes by camellialice reviews
Enjolras is haunted by nightmares, Grantaire is, well, Grantaire, Courfeyrac can't shake an odd sense of guilt, Jehan's writing weird poetry and Eponine just wants everyone to stop being idiots and kiss already.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,055 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire, Courfeyrac, J. Prouvaire - Complete
Winter Heat by ViridianNight reviews
Grantaire wants a vacation and Enjolras adamantly thinks that he does not need one. (In which Grantaire plans a relaxing trip for the gang that turns out to be not exactly "relaxing" because apparently, drama likes to stalk them even across the country.) E/R; Ferre/Eponine; Courf/Jehan; Joly/Bossuet/Musichetta; Cosette/Marius and all Les Amis
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire
Water Wars by guineamania reviews
Courfeyrac, Grantaire and Jehan plan a water ambush but nothing goes to plan
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Combeferre, Courfeyrac, Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
From Death Springs Life (Even the Metaphorical Ones) by CrazyNerdyFangirl reviews
After a night of baring his soul to Grantaire, Enjolras wakes to an empty bed and Courfeyrac's attempt at singing. And he doesn't trust that new guy, not at all. Seriously, if his friends insist on being this stupid, Courfeyrac may have to cancel the funeral he had planned for the stick up Enjolras's ass. Modern AU. E/R. Grantaire/OC. One-shot.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,756 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
True Love's Kiss In An Unexpected Circumstance by guineamania reviews
Who knew true love could be born after the smallest of places. After a few pints and involving a beer bottle; now that is how Enjolras and Grantaire fall deeper into love! Modern AU for Twitchtail, e/R ... obviously
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Pull the Wool Over My Eyes by CrazyNerdyFangirl reviews
Jehan decides to prove his boyfriend, Montparnasse, wrong by somehow ridding Enjolras and Grantaire of their idiocy in all matters of the heart, Courfeyrac has plans-with-a-capital-P, and Combeferre attempts to stay sane in the midst of all the crazy. It's too bad Grantaire is hiding a little blond secret from all of them. This may actually have worked. Modern AU. One-shot.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,611 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire, Montparnasse, J. Prouvaire - Complete
Crescendo by Granjolrass reviews
Enjolras was stubborn. He had always been stubborn. And when Grantaire accused him of liking it rough, the blonde wasn't about to admit it. Enjolras should have known better than to make bets with Grantaire. WARNINGS: M/M, Light Bondage, PWP, Light Sadism, Oral, Also E is tied to a piano :P
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire
A Cullen Halloween by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Alice black-mails all of the Cullens, including Bella, into celebrating Halloween. Not that a family of vampires really needs to dress up into a mythical creature costume, but Alice still finds the fun in annoying her family members. Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,353 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Useful Platitudes and Skin Contact by messed up stargazer reviews
Grantaire always thought Enjolras hated him. However, there are many things he's wrong about. Talking to an sleeptalking Enjolras might and might not be one of them. Slight pre-slash, use your slash goggles, E/R, read and review please! I guarentee the story is better than the summary.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Girls Night by guineamania reviews
For years now Friday night has been Grantaire and Eponine's special Girls Night in. When Grantaire gets a new boyfriend, Eponine fears for the safety of their time together. Humour and fluff follows. e/R written for Noroell
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
A Vague Ambition by Granjolrass reviews
Grantaire's art class is lacking a model. Guess who they find to fill the position? Granjolras Modern University AU M/M Rated M for later Chapters
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Grantaire, Enjolras, Eponine
Two Can Play at That Game by OnlyOnMyOwn reviews
Enjolras is hard at work at his job in the library when a drunk and horny Grantaire decides to text him. And being R, he doesn't let up until Enjolras is just as horny as him. This fic gives a whole new meaning to the idea of "working hard" ;)
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire
Charmless Man by Petrich0rr reviews
Grantaire takes Enjolras to the opera. Enjolras is not amused.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Where Did You Sleep Last Night? by Petrich0rr reviews
After a particularly interesting party at Grantaire, Feuilly and Bahorel's flat, the Amis wake up to find themselves in some pretty interesting predicaments...
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Grantaire, Enjolras - Complete
Tough Love by Petrich0rr reviews
Grantaire and Enjolras are roommates at university, and when Grantaire gets sick, Enjolras is the only one to look after him (even if he does make a big fuss over it). Grantaire milks the situation as much as possible, of course. Rated T for swearing.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Serious Political Puns by It's-Teatime-Somewhere reviews
Because puns can be very serious in politics. Things take a turn for the worse when Grantaire loses hope. University AU.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire
Twenty-Five Things I Do and Don't Love About You by INMH reviews
Fill for the Les Miserables Kink Meme. Drunk, Grantaire pens a list of the things that he loves about Enjolras- and the things that Enjolras does that hurt him. Enjolras finds it.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Barricade Boy Drabbles by LaurenIsCool reviews
Drabbles written for prompts suggested to me by my Tumblr followers. Warning: fluff. Another warning: Most of these are E/R.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire
Contrapposto by LaurenIsCool reviews
Grantaire needs to paint Enjolras for a project he's working on, and Enj takes this to mean a naked portrait. 'Taire is surprised, to say the very least - but hey, Enjolras was never one to reject a bit of praise every now and again. M for language and SMUT.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Fire and Ice by LaurenIsCool reviews
In which Enjolras gets into a snowball fight with Grantaire, which quickly turns into something much warmer. 69 SMUT.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Stop That by lillyluna1995 reviews
One-shot. While the Amis are watching a movie at Courf's house, Grantaire can't help but notice that Enjolras is watching less of the movie and more of... well, him.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Tickle Fights and PDA by LaurenIsCool reviews
Jehan is into extreme couponing and Courfeyrac grudgingly tags along. Things escalate quickly, however, as Courfeyrac finds new ways to cure his boredom. Cue fluffy adorableness.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Courfeyrac, J. Prouvaire - Complete
A Slow Boil by INMH reviews
Fill for the Les Miserables kink meme. Prompt: "Enjolras and Grantaire having an intensively hot make-out session."
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Physical Comforts by LaurenIsCool reviews
Enjolras returns home after a particularly rough day at work to a pleasant surprise. Cue overly-romantic fluff.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Pillow Talk by PeachesPoison reviews
Grantaire relishes in the fact that Enjolras experienced his first drunken blackout with a rather embarrassing injury. Oneshot.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Up For Debate by hidinginmybones
Enjolras and Grantaire have finally made it to bed together but it seems that there are still some things that are up for debate.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Here Comes the Rush Before we Touch by hidinginmybones reviews
It's been a year and they still haven't had sex. Enjolras doesn't know why, but he intends to find out.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire
The Screams All Sound the Same by hidinginmybones reviews
Grantaire begins his last year of University thinking that his second year Political Theory class will be a breeze. He doesn't anticipate being in class with the most perfect human being on the planet but that just makes his class that much more fun. Or, in which Enjolras and Grantaire debate constantly and slowly begin to realize that they cannot exist without the other.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,653 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire
Silence in the Dark by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
As Enjolras and Grantaire each struggle with burgeoning feelings for each other, a seemingly innocent cut hand provides the spark which sets off the gunpowder of their romance...
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
A Christmas Conversation by LobstersDoNotBark reviews
AU, post barricades. Part of a planned larger fic. Courfeyrac invites the Amis to a Christmas Eve party. Enjolras and Grantaire talk. Horribly fluffy, I'm sure. E/R (slash)
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire
The Lady Doth Protest too Much by EnjolraSiriuSkywalker34 reviews
In which Grantaire lusts after Apollo, Enjolras is fantasied upon, and Jean Prouvaire gives some wise advice. R&R please! Thanks to TCRegan and Col.Despard on abaisse for the idea and encouragement. This is a one-shot with a little sex fantasy of R's.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Grantaire, Enjolras - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irresponsible Shippers by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Back AGAIN! Still the digitally remastered sumptuous edition director's cut. Sick and tired of reading weird pairings in Harry Potter fics? Me too. From Snape/Lily to Voldemort/McGonagall, I make fun of them all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,835 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Cinderbella by lizzybennet95 reviews
Based off the classic Cinderella tale, with a twist, Bella is Princess Alice's handmaid and best friend. She's okay with loving Prince Edward from afar, until Alice decides to take matters into her own hands.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,053 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Claire's Questions by LittleBuddha reviews
Claire learns about "the birds and the bees" at school. How does Quil react when she gets home and starts asking him questions? As she gets older, how does he deal with the questions of a teenage girl? Rated T for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire
War by Camila101 reviews
Bella and Edward have a little love war after Bella teases him. Who wins? Edward and Bella fluff don't own anything
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 20,130 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2007
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Vampire Daddy by Dreamstallion33 reviews
Edward's angst when Bella discovers she's pregnant, follows through Renesmee's birth, Edward's acceptance. R&R "I had to stop this...If it was kids she wanted she could have them. As many as she wanted. Just not this child. The worst one. Mine."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,665 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Boredom by Amelia Bedelia reviews
Renesmee is having a hard time adjusting at her new high school, but Jake is willing to do whatever he can to help her get through the day. Jake/Renesmee. Series of one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,382 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Discovering Jacob by Anita Reese reviews
She liked that – possessing something. It gave her this new sort of power. She felt confident. She placed her hands in his shaggy hair and attacked his mouth with her plump lips.- Nessie starts high school with Jake in her thoughts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Top 15 Things To Remember While Dating a Human by nomorever reviews
This Emmet's list of things Edward should remember while he is dating Bella. One shot. Re-edited to fix the cut-out words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Day of Reckoning by Waffle of Doom reviews
After 'the incident' involving Jasper, in the lunch room, naked; Jasper, with the help of Edward, has decided to get revenge against Emmett for the role he played in it. SEQUEL TO SHOWER STORIES.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Jasper, Emmett
Snapshots by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Snapshots of Edward and Jasper's lives together, from the day they met to disastorous dates to cuddles. Slash. Lemons. Tattoos. Prequel to Ink Me, Baby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,802 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Bella's Bachelorette Party by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Sequel to Edward's Bachelor Party! Rosalie and Alice are forcing Bella to have a bachelorette party. Bella knows this is all too much and hates it. Experience her misery! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,976 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella - Complete
From Where I'm Standing by runaway xo reviews
Series of One-shots. All in the different POV's of the many Twilight Characters and their perspective of Edward and Bella's relationship. Fluff. Of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
Of Gardenburgers and Spider Monkeys by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
A parody of the Twilight movie. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Athenodora, Chelsea
TrickorTreat by My Beloved reviews
Post-Breaking Dawn: This is Renesmee's first Halloween. In fact it is everyone's save Bella and Jacob first Halloween. Trick-or-Treating with the Cullens, what could possibly go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,280 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
It's a boy! by xAtropos reviews
Edward has a fetish? Bella has an even stranger baby name than Renesmee? Read to find out. No longer a one-shot. Parodies of favorite and least favorite moments in Breaking Dawn, or just random scenes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Another Day With the Volturi by dawnismyenemy reviews
Just a random day at Volturi Head Quarters. Jane singing the F.U.N. song Aro's backing it up. Cauis is going insane. and what is Marcus doing in his room? read and find out. chap 2 Jake kissed who? T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Aro, Jacob
The Birds And The Bees by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward decides it's time to give Nessie "The Talk". Hilarity ensues. Now extended to other characters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Twilight Conversations by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Stuuupid Enchilada's by emerald topaz reviews
Have you ever thought what it would be like if Bella ever farted? Well I have, and this is what has come out. 1 shot. Lots-O-Laughs. Read & Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Calling Doctor From Hell by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Bella gets sick while Carlisle is unavailable to take care of her. Edward takes her to the hospital, thinking he will get a professional doctor. But it turns out to be much worse than that. This actually happened to me, so have fun reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Inappropriate Touch by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Lolly's answer to the controversial Nessie and Jacob relationship, to the tune of Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
From My Unbeating Heart to Yours by His Half Blood Princess reviews
Bella knows how frustrated Edward can get not being able to read her mind. After their first fight she decides to write it all down for him, but Edward only gets past the first few pages, when he realizes what has upset her. How does he fix it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,629 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Under the Sea by lizzybennet95 reviews
A heart-warming tale for the whole family..... Ahh screw that, this story is crap and we are enjoying the crap! read for a chuckle! Haha..ha One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
A Very Vampiric Christmas by Waffle of Doom reviews
Bella is enjoying Christmas Eve with our beloved Cullen's, nothing weird could possibly happen right? It's not like Jasper has a thing for reindeer...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Sleigh Rides by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward asks Santa for a favor. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Every Kiss Begins With Kay by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For "A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest." Sometimes commercials aren't always fake. All human. Co written with Bronzedhairgirl620. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Candy Cane Love by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward and Bella find some alone time over Christmas in the most unlikely of places. Part of the SmutVent Calendar! Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Book Of Jane by Salted Top Hat reviews
We know that Jane is the sadistic vampire that is on the volturi guard. But why is Jane where she is today? What happened that warped her mind in her youth so much that she enjoys other peoples pain? Enter, the Book Of Jane. MATURE CONTENT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Jane, Alec
The FirstEver Spectacular Stephie Awards! by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Reader-interactive awards-show-slash-parody. Categories such as "Worst sudden character turnaround," "Best Verbal Smack-Down By a Twilight Character," and "Skankiest Character." You vote by review, I parody the winners!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008
Random day with Jasper,Emmett, and Bella by Miss Jasper Hale8635 reviews
Bella, Jasper, and Emmett say random things to each other.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Biology Notes by SUPER AMAZING reviews
After several decades of Biology class Edward is glad he now has Bella to "entertain" in class by passing notes. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Detention by SUPER AMAZING reviews
The much requested sequel to Biology Notes. Edward feels Bella owes him after that Biology class, will Bella return the favour?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Air is Running Out, Muse Style by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Bella is sleeping angelically. Edward gazes with adoration. She's so lovely, so sweet, so..... what the hell is that smell?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To hear you for the first time by Nollie Marie reviews
Part of the "Additional Breaking Dawn Moments" collection: This is a one shot, taken from Breaking Dawn pages 752-754. Edward's POV of hearing Bella's thoughts for the first time...ENJOY! Won 2nd place for Most Romantic K-T on Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Halloween! by qweens-of-messie-land reviews
What do vampires do on halloween? Edward is away and Bella is bored, answering the door to trick or treaters! What will happen when a mysterious bronze haired vampire comes to the door? MILD LEMONS Written by werewolves-like-baking an i'll-bake-for-edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Coyote Cullens by LolliliciousLolly reviews
HOT DAMN. Ever wondered what Jasper, Ed, Emmett and Carlisle wear under their trousers? The results are devastating... Based off of Touj0ursPur's video of the same name. To the tune of "Can't Fight The Moonlight" from Coyote Ugly. Video up soon, homies!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Oh! The Horror! by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piano Lessons by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward teaches his daughter how to play piano, then they play for Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Imperfect Perfectness by time.forgets reviews
My touch was light. So gentle that I could only just feel the small ridges of his scars beneath my cool fingers.' Jasper and Alice fluff. No other characters are mentioned. If you do read, please review
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Alice, Jasper
The RPattz Rap, Sir Mixalot Style by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Oh, my, God, Rhianne, look who they cast. He’s just so crap. He looks like he’s got caterpillar eyebrows. But ya know, caterpillars are just so last year..."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Who Let Bella Have the Espresso? by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
Jasper gives Bella a highly caffeinated drink, and she goes a little...crazy. All human OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Cullenry Experience by Jacobmadeherhappy reviews
Set after Breaking Dawn the Cullens are bored so decide to open an 'All American Diner' quite funny Ihope. The charactors do alot of screaming!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
That Girl by runaway xo reviews
Short fluff. Edward tries to convince Bella that marriage at eighteen isn't so bad. One-shot, Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight by Quietusxz reviews
What if Twilight was re-written but with our favorite vampire/human couple having a gender switch? Starring Bella as a stunning vampire and Edward as a klutz. First attempt at fanfic. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,215 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Third Canidate by Salted Top Hat reviews
It is the 2008 presidential election, and thousands of people are tuning in to see who will be president. Liberal Obama, Vietnam Fighter John Mccain, and...ALICE CULLEN? Is it the end of the world or another hair brained scheme? FUNNY IS GURANTEED! R&R! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Alice
Nessie and I by Nollie Marie reviews
Part of the "Additional Breaking Dawn Moments" collection: This is a short one shot about Jacob and Renesmee, like how her nickname came to be, Renesmee using Jacob as a chew toy for the first time, and another sweet moment for the two. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Twilight 911 by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
The Cullens all become cops for a reality show so that they can protect and serve the community...or will they just cause even more trouble? Another random comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,204 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Lightning Snatcher by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella and Edward Cullen are pirates that sail the sky looking for lightning. BXE One-shot. Lemon. Inspired by Stardust with my own cannibal twist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Phone Call by runaway xo reviews
Picks up from where SM left off on page 138 of Breaking Dawn. Bella calls Rosalie and asks for her help.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
A Week at HellMart by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
The Cullens along with Jacob get jobs at Wal-Mart. Obviously, it gets hilariously ugly. Rated for lots of...stuff. Totally random!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Sandwiches by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
Jacob and Renesmee have a very strange lunch meeting. Totally random crackfic. OneShot. JacobxNessie
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
TwiStore by Aishiteru Girl reviews
What happens when Em and Jazz kidnap Edward for a very special shopping trip...? funny,sexy, cullenish xD Rated M just in case.EM/R E/B J/A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
Between the Scenes by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
The kind of insane situations and conversations do the Twilight characters get into when they're NOT busy being in fanfics. Mentions just about ALL usual pairings. Rated for language and other stuff. FINAL CHAPTER UP.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Let's Talk About Sex by Dreamstallion33 reviews
Takes place during Edward's bachelor party. Fluff and mild-sexual references. Edward's PoV. ONESHOT! R&R “Really Edward, some people think eternal damnation and marriage are synonymous.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
Ideas by jacob.lover.always reviews
Set after breaking dawn...renesmee is 16, in looks anywayz.. and her parents bella & edward are hunting,which leaves her and jacob alone... not good summary read and review thanks xx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by LindaRoo reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Sex Education by vampirekisses1901 reviews
The one embarrassing lesson we all have to have. Only Bella has to have it with Edward... Used to be a one-shot but I think it may be a couple of chapters. GUYS I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T UDATED. I'VE JUST...FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT lol.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5140 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
A Close Shave by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella learns one of the perks of being a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You What? by Bloody Mononoke reviews
This is totally random. it just popped in my head. renesmee and jacob! what if renesmee kiss jake in...? hahahahahahha ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
U and Ur Pak 2Nite by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Bella's big b!tch out, Pink style. Also available on Youtube.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Bella - Complete
Bittersweet by runaway xo reviews
Written for Twilighted's Breaking Dawn's Missing Moments Challenge. BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Midlife Crisis! by i'll-bake-for-edward reviews
errm well bella is enjoying her 50th birthday when her daughter comes home from her first day at forks high school upset and you'll never guess who she's upset about! altough now i've said that you probably know now anyway but you know!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Birds and The Bees by ScarlettLetters reviews
Post BD. Their little girl is growing up. Will anyone survive? Various POVs - MAY09: More scenes might be written for this. They are in my head, but I don't know if they'll make their way to the page.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008
Breaking Down: A Parody of a Parody by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Admit it: if you were satisfied by Breaking Dawn, it was only because of the major lulz provided. It was epic fail personified. With my trusty co-captain oO-Alice-Cullen-Oo, I set the record straight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Alice
Breaking Down: A Parody of A Parody by oO-Alice-Cullen-Oo reviews
Stephenie Meyer published Breaking Dawn, which has been called Epic Fail one minute and Fantastic the next, and gave a version called Breaking Down to her publishers filled with everything that would make fans mad. Here's how we think it should go...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Shower Stories by Waffle of Doom reviews
Jasper walks in on Bella while she's taking a shower. What will happen when Edward finds out? How does Bella react to this? RATED T BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT JASPER HAS A POTTYMOUTH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Isle Esme by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward and Bella experience romance on their on own personal paradise. Breaking Spoilers. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Riddles by runaway xo reviews
Riddles are always fun, but what happens when the jokes relate to vampires? Fluff of course! Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Bronzilocks And The Three Bears by babysis reviews
Emmett reads a bedtime story to Renesmee. Pretty much fluff. Rated for brief language and brief suggestive content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Dawn Sing Along! by LindaRoo reviews
American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Epilogue by runaway xo reviews
Winner of the Twilight Series Theories Breaking Dawn Epilogue Contest. Written before the publication of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cloud Nine by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
WINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army! by Marcy and Roo reviews
This is what happens when two comedy writers come together to poke fun at all the ridiculous AU plotlines, while still keeping the characters as canon as allowable. By the authors of Edward in PE and Cullenary Education: Forks Sex Ed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,351 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
Claire's Present by Amelia Bedelia reviews
Claire receives a birthday present that she couldn't be happier about, but Quil doesn't seem too pleased... Claire/Quil One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Chicken Pox by neonlion reviews
Poor Bella, she's stuck with the chicken pox and mean soon to be in laws. Maybe a certain bronze haired vampire can save the day! Major fluff please review :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Edward's Bachelor Party by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Just a small story that I wrote revolving around the Breaking Dawn Quote of the Day. "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?" Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Time to Wake Up! by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett helps wake Bella up with a not so pleasant surprise. RATED K FOR STUPID HUMOR. Oneshot for now
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Spring Break at the Cullen House by xedwardxloverx reviews
It's Spring Break, and Carlisle and Esme have left the state. What does Alice have in store for everyone? There's a reason it's rated T--now rated M for chapters 3 and on. STORY NOW FINISHED! ;D JxA EmxR ExB fluff and lemons--slight OOC in that respect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,945 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Wedding Night Preparations by fifi-fictionalize reviews
Bella and Edward begin their life together by fulfilling each of their demands - marriage and sex . Rated M for future lemon/s. First FF, please be kind!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Snowball Fight in Forks by catherine-moonlessnight reviews
Emmett, Edward, Jasper, Alice and Rosalie's snowball fight reference to twilight chapter 2
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
You WHAT! by twostones reviews
Why is Rosalie so mad at Emmet? What can he possibly do to make it up to her? One shot Rosalie’s POV, reviews appreciated
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Deny You Nothing by runaway xo reviews
Simple fluff. Edward and Bella experience the fragileness of a certain creature.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You missed! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Jasper hears in on a conversation between Bella and Edward that confuses him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Tactical Advantage by ryna reviews
Jake will do what it takes to get a kiss. One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Top 26 Ways to Annoy a Vampire by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
Not your usual list. What #200 on the 'You know you're obsessed with Twilight when...' was referring to.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Pain by Sophia24 reviews
Bella is in pain and it's worse than Edward thinks! All human. Random one-shot i thought of when i was hyper
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
I Love You by runaway xo reviews
Sequel to Thirteen Reasons Why. Bella recieves her chance to tell Edward the thirteen reasons why she loves him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
Confessions of Lauren by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
What is going on in Lauren's head? Why does she always seem so bitter? Set in her POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Lauren - Complete
Which Twilight Boy is Gay? by LolliliciousLolly reviews
So who is it? Edward? Mike Newton? Quil or Embry? WHICH ONE, DAMMIT? A parody of the well known and well mocked I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys...haha. Love Lolly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The Fourth Reason Why by runaway xo reviews
Add on to the story Thirteen Reasons Why. Chapter 6 in Edward's POV. Will only make sense if you have read Thirteen Reason's Why.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Temptation by Yuki-and-Annabelle reviews
Takes place sometime during/after Eclipse: Edward is looking for Bella, finds her in her bathroom. Bella decides to tease Edward, etc. NO LEMONS. Bella doesn’t drop the towel. Nothing X-rated, nothing even R-rated. That’s why it’s rated T! Fluffy one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Edward's 107th Birthday by My Beloved reviews
It is, once again, Edward's birthday, but with Bella- a vampire for not even a year- something is bound to go wrong. Poor Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Twister by Angel Ren reviews
Summary: Post James attack, Bella is chilling at Edward's with a bum leg. What does Alice decide to do? Play Twister! Cullen-style! BxE pure fluff! One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward in Gym by Hyacinth Blue reviews
Edward in gym class, title sums it up. This is just for laughs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Alice in Health Class by Hyacinth Blue reviews
What happens when Alice is reuired to take Sex Ed? Oneshot, hope you like it! AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Pleasant Distractions by LittleBuddha reviews
Oneshot: Though Bella has chores to do, Edward has other things in mind. Pure fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Seduction by Amabel reviews
As requested, an EB fluff series! All of your favorites, rolled into one. Edward seduced by Bella baking, demonstrating the failings of headphones, and now with a little something new...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
A Game Of Truth Or Dare by Rosette-Cullen reviews
For daddys little cannibal's contest. Emmett, Edward and Bella all play a simple game of truth or dare. Not very cliche, rated for some innuendos, but nothing too bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Notes by musical-gerbil reviews
What do our favourite Twilight characters do when they're bored during class? Why, pass notes of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 11/9/2006
Names by KlutzLike Bella reviews
Bella and Edward have a conversation that leaves Edward speechless....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
The Birds and the Bella by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett's left alone to watch Bella and decides to attempt to tell her about 'The Birds and The Bees', emphasis on the word attempt.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Switzerland Sunshine by ronOReds reviews
Under the sun with Edward and Bella. A game for just the two of them. Outtake of 'Into The Wild.'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
WOW by Vamp21 reviews
Bella and Edward have fun in the rain.Some B/E fluff. Rated M just to be safe! Started off as a One-Shot. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
How to get kicked out of WalMart by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Bella and the Cullen's playing dares in WalMart, oh such fun... how much will they get away with before being tossed out? Read my notes story aswell, Ch61 is how this story started R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Ode to a Fanpire by LolliliciousLolly reviews
From Disney's "The Little Mermaid," to the tune of PART OF YOUR WORLD... This song is written for every girl and boy who has fallen head over hooters in love with Edward "Sex" Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Save Bella by dearest27helpless reviews
Bella is not amused. Bella/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Color Me Beautiful by runaway xo reviews
Completely and utterly pointless fluff. Edward tells Bella about the many colors he loves to see her wear. Short one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever in Envy by Logan Emery reviews
I hated her, I hated what she had. Bella, this innocent girl, had everything I wanted in palm of her human hands. She had a life, a pulse, a heart that was beating. A body that flowed with blood. Her blood. Alive blood." Rosalie thinks about Bella. EmmXR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: After Wedding by Rosette-Cullen reviews
This is the story of Edward and Bella's night after their wedding. Lemon. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Brotherhood by LindaRoo reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
Picture Perfect Love by Hyacinth Blue reviews
When Alice drags Bella into helping with the wedding, she is stuck looking at bridal magazines....
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
It's Jasper's Fault by tears on a black rose reviews
my first lemon...but its pretty damn good. Jasper and Alice are having a moment and his emotions get the better of Edward and Bella. OOOHHH! Rated M for the lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke! by LindaRoo reviews
The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
The Sims Obsession by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Bella gets hooked on the Sims. Pretty self explanatory. All in Bella's POV. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Home Improvement Cullen Style by hellopants reviews
This is what My-Bella and myself think would happen if The beloved Cullen's had to go to a home improvement store. Oh for the love of a toilet! what will we do with our dear sweet Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Jacob's Breakfast by where-wolf-kit reviews
Jacob enjoys eggs in bed. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Newlyweds by Hyacinth Blue reviews
Set 100 years in the future, Bella is a vampire and the Cullens are starting another year at another school, is everything going to be the same or is something going to happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007
Bella's Vampire paradise by Georgiana1234 reviews
Find out what mischief Bella gets up to when Edward's hunting.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Victoria's Secret by unconditionallyinlove reviews
Ever wonder how Edward reacts to Bella in Victoria's Secret? A delicious, fluffy one-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
The City of Sin by xiao chan reviews
One week till Bella's wedding. Aside from the obvious, there's one more experience she has to go through. Bella's reluctant, but come on...what wedding is complete without a bachelorette party? one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare: Cullen Style! by xedwardxloverx reviews
What happens when Alice gets the whole gang involved in a game of Truth or Dare? You'll be surprised where it ends up...Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,696 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Alice's Little Stunt by xedwardxloverx reviews
This is the Epilogue to my story Truth or Dare: Cullen Style!. I have said previously that story was finished, but I wanted to do an Epilogue to it, and felt the need to make a separate story for it. Read the end of that story before you start this one!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
A Gentleman's Waltz by oO-Alice-Cullen-Oo reviews
A short little oneshot in Jasper's POV. The scene in the clearing which Bella describes as a dance, where Jasper and Alice demonstrate how to fight Victoria and her army. AlicexJasper. Oneshot. Read and Review please!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
Let's Talk about Periods by watchingtheworld reviews
It's another period day, and the Cullen women decide to talk about it in front of Bella, and in front of the guys. Poor Bella! Rated T for content.UPDATE! for those who are waiting for the masturbation story, just wait another week plz :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Bella Farts! by watchingtheworld reviews
The title has said it all. One day in Bio, she just farts and Edwards starts to laugh. Bella wants revenge, but will it backfire?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Bella Says a Bad Word by watchingtheworld reviews
Bella has another embarassing moment in front of Jasper and Emmett. Why is she saying the S word? Read to find out. My first Fanfic. others will be better. PLZ R & R! T for lang.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
The Surprise by Hyacinth Blue reviews
Edward is taking Bella somewhere but she doesn't know where, will she like it? Filled with Fluff, rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007
The Change by Hyacinth Blue reviews
This is about when Bella gets changed. It is fluffy and everyone should read it! Oneshot, probably unless lots of people review HINT, HINT. R&R EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Hot Chocolate by Angel Ren reviews
Sequel to Butterfly Kisses: Is it time for revenge? Edward Cullen, Snowballs, Bella Swan, Snowangels, Vampires and Hot Chocolate! Whatever is a girl to do? Pure Fluff! Note: Set after Eclipse mild spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Room by Saiyachick reviews
Edward and Alice didn't get off on the right foot when they first met. Alice stole his room, but she explains the real reason why she moved into Edward's room. Drabble Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Sporks & Spoons by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
What if Emmett told Bella how vampires were made? Oneshot, bit nutty don't know if you'll like it, PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Brainstorming pranks by Llama Mama23 reviews
The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
The Naked WolfBoys of La Push by sillybella reviews
I couldn’t help wondering about the werewolves’ clothes – or lack of them since they are always bursting out of them. I’ve been promised that the answer will be in Eclipse, so I figured I better hurry and write this before my hopes for naked wolfboys are
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Boxers or Briefs? by Saiyachick reviews
/BellaxEdward/ What is Bella doing looking through Edward's underwear drawer? OneShot Drabble
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Angel Ren reviews
Edward mentioned more than once how pleasant Bella's warmth was. Bella began to wonder if a warm bath would feel the same. With a little help from Alice, Bella makes a plan to find out, and rattle the unshakeable Edward Cullen, too. Oneshot. Pure Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Doing it on a broom by Lemonicelolly reviews
OneShot. Just for fun....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Karaoke night! by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,886 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Breaking Boundaries by sillybella reviews
Edward and Bella remap some boundaries. Absolutely no plot, but probably more oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006
The Morning Light by Sonata Rapp reviews
Edward and Bella share a magical moment in their relationship. Simply a piece of oneshot fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Which one? by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella makes a very important shopping choice. Pointless.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Jasper in Gym by LindaRoo reviews
A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
I like him by SupernaturalKinji reviews
When Edward met Emmet. Very short, reviews welcome. Thanx to SuperChic and Supernatural for the idea
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Try it on Your Piano by genealogygirl reviews
Bella and Edward's siblings have some misimpressions of Edward's human years
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Behind The Physical by L.C.Candle reviews
[EmmettxRosalie] Rose and Emmett's anniversary, written in Rose's POV. There is much more than the Physical between the vampire couple. Rated K plus for sexual reference.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
My Bite is Worse then My Growl by SaphireAdell reviews
Will Edward change Bella? Rated T for safety. LOTS of fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006
Beware the Sun by SaphireAdell reviews
Oneshot BellaEdward. Sorry if they're OOC. Someone forgot their sunscreen!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete