limepickles
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Joined 07-07-08, id: 1626912, Profile Updated: 01-12-10
Author has written 4 stories for Bleach, Death Note, and Fate/stay night.

Smut! Give me smut and nothing but!

A dirty novel I can't shut,

If it's uncut

And unsubt... le.

-Tom Lehrer

Well okay, I like other stuff too, but for me, at least half the fun of fanfic is indulging in pairings or sexy fantasies. So be careful if you found my page from a more T story, like K is for Kyoko... ;-)

I like serious and silly stuff pretty equally. I'm also on livejournal at http://limepickles.livejournal.com

I don't really like leaving big author's notes in the actual stories. I prefer to just let people dive in and start reading. So what notes and comments I do have, I'll put them up here instead.

Finished projects:

"Schadenfreude" : Fate/Stay Night, rated M - Rider/Shinji. Um... sort of. Really just a quick "Take that, Shinji" oneshot to illustrate a stupid idea I thought up during the middle of a F/SN marathon where everyone was bagging on him as usual. I'm probably an awful person for finding this funny, but then Shinji's an awful person too. If you don't know what the last line means, just look it up on Wikipedia... keeping in mind it is NOT SAFE FOR WORK AT ALL. :-p

"He Who Sees" : Bleach, rated M - Ulquiorra/Orihime. This was written for the 2009 CAPSLOCK COMMUNITY PRONZFEST!! I had the rough draft finished a month before the submission period even opened, so I actually spent that time revising and making it better (can you believe it?), so I'm rather proud of this one. It's actually got a lot more focus on Ulquiorra's perceptions than on sex - and was greatly inspired by watching Richard Dawkins' Growing Up in the Universe.

"Shi" : Bleach, rated M - Ulquiorra/Orihime. I wrote the first one-shot chapter right after I read manga chapter 316, before 317 even existed. It was pretty rushed, a very "gestural" kind of writing, and looking back I kind of wish now I could fix some details or work in some of the nice dialogue from 317... but I'd rather not mess with it when I could be moving on and writing NEW smut! I did write a second chapter though, after I'd taken a long hiatus from Bleach and come back to find UlquiHime had suddenly become a LOT more canon. So this fic is like my UlquiHime time capsule.

Ongoing projects:

"K is for Kyoko" : Death Note, rated T - focusing on a very minor DN character, Kyoko. Yes I'm still working on it, and finally got a new chapter up after a couple months on hiatus. I can't promise I'll ever get back to the rapid-fire of the starting chapters, but I'm fairly confident the next ones won't take quite so long...

If you don't remember Kyoko, chapter 1 will quickly set the scene to give you your bearings and remind you who she was. I've wondered for a while why people should bother writing in Mary Sue OC's to chase after L when there's already a canon character who could be used as a perfect fangirl mouthpiece. But I couldn't find anything about her out there yet (could just be google fail on my part, admittedly). Of course, once I started running with the idea, the whole "have someone get with L" idea got thankfully derailed, at least a bit... I have some other ideas in mind for what to do with her, but like one of Light's evil plans, you'll just have to wait for it to all come together... oh, and since her friend didn't even get a name, I have arbitrarily declared it to be Yuki. I have also declared Kyoko's last name to be Nakamura, after a certain heroic otaku.

Extra note for chapter 4: This shows the last scene where Kyoko actually appears in the manga. (Or at least I'm pretty sure, I'll be double-checking as I go on) This one was a bit odd for me since she seems to be fangirling over Misa instead of L! But I figured she had a good excuse... if you look closely in that panel where L grabbed Misa's butt to steal her phone... Kyoko really is standing right behind L, and looking rather happy about it. (er, the standing next to him, not the butt-grab. Hopefully she didn't see the butt-grab.)

To-do list of stuff idly rattling around in my brain:

-Some more Bleach smut, but very comedic and goofy this time, mostly to poke fun at how much Kubo teases us and eggs on the shippers.

-Something about Earthbound or Mother 3, just because

-Maybe some Yu-Gi-Oh stuff, since I've been finally getting into the real series lately, instead of just YGOTAS.

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The Enigma Variations by K-chan9 reviews
Glimpses into the mysterious relationship between Inoue Orihime and Ulquiorra. Oneshot and drabble collection. Please read, enjoy and review.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,132 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Constrained Desire by the rotten1 reviews
This story follows the Sanzo ikkou through the storyline, taking a closer look at their relationships with each other. It's mainly a 383 fic Sanzo x Hakkai but also has a lot of 858 Hakkai x Gojyo , especially toward the beginning. Warning: Yaoi Lemons
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,377 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - G. Sanzo, Hakkai C.
Bonded by Enisy reviews
They can't both be liberated. -- Ulquihime, ranked 2nd in Capslock Ulori's Pronzfest --
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Fair Play by ManonLeChat reviews
Turnabout is fair play and Gin Ichimaru and Ulquiorra Cifer share a similar type. Implied Gin x Rangiku; teeeny bit of UlquiHime.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2009 - G. Ichimaru, Ulquiorra - Complete
Fracture by Hamilcar reviews
In 1977, the Nite Owl helped his partner search for Blair Roche. What he found caused a change. So when the Keene Act happened two years later, he didn't quit. Instead, he stubbornly remained with Rorschach on the path down into instability.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,676 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach
Dumb Memories by A Terrible Person reviews
Because no one deserves to live forever. Written for some true bros down at a classy imageboard.
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Pokey M., Ness
Hollow by DarkToLight reviews
I had heard it said before that before you die, your life flashes before your eyes. What nonsense. -Ulquiorra POV- -Manga spoilers- -UlquiHime, UlquiorraxOrihime... As much as it can be- -M for Grimmjow swearing-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,673 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Delivering The Goods by Pyrasaur reviews
Little Kumatora needs to know the facts of life. Unfortunately, the Magypsies aren't the best ones to teach her.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Kumatora, Ionia - Complete
Fate of a Bad Boy by twilitprincess reviews
As Pokey reflects within the Ultimately Safe Capsule, he receives a surprise visitor, who forces him to remember his past and what he did to deserve his horrible fate. oneshot
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Pokey M., Ness - Complete
Had to Start Somewhere by Misya reviews
Watchmen fluff. Nite Owl/Rorschach, slashy.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Rorschach's Frustration by cloudcollection reviews
Rorschach gives himself a little self love after saving a young woman from three street thugs. Solo. One shot.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Noise by Otte reviews
It was like a static in his ears, something that was driving him nuts. He was fine though, Pokey assured himself, he was going to be fine.
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Pokey M., Ness - Complete
Homesick by Otte reviews
Jeff doesn't feel quite right, he's just not sure why entirely. Oneshot. JeffTony if you squint hard enough to pop your eyeball, I guess?
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Jeff, Ness - Complete
Alterego by Otte reviews
MOTHER 3 spoilers ahoy! He'd been both looking forward to this, and dreading it all at the same time. As he returns to a place he swore he never would, he just happens to come face-to-face with the most annoying person he's ever met. Great. Oneshot
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Fassad, Aeolia - Complete
Wake by Hotwire reviews
In a world that has been shattered by delusions of power and grandeur-- Shinji Ikari and Asuka Langley Soryu are finding that the most dificult fight of their lives . . . is getting along with one another
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,510 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2001
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K is for Kyoko reviews
An ongoing story following the fate of a very minor DN character, Kyoko the fangirl. Maybe, just maybe, her character will grow into something interesting by the time she gets through the rise and fall of Kira's perfect world.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,401 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - L
He Who Sees reviews
Ulquiorra's eyes finally see something that's been there all along. Written for the 2009 UlquiHime Pronzfest, but admittedly a bit light on the pronz.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Schadenfreude reviews
Rider finds an alternative way to give Shinji his comeuppance. Oneshot. Not that explicit, but rated M for good reason.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Complete
Shi reviews
Ulquiorra/Orihime, short and sweet. 1st chapter was made as a one-shot, but since Kubo teased us even more with chapter 354, I finally made a sequel. Slight AU taking off from manga chapter 316. Rated M for some explicit content. but not TOO much...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
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