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Joined 07-07-08, id: 1627563, Profile Updated: 04-28-12
Author has written 15 stories for Full Metal Panic, Naruto, and Black Lagoon.

Writing, reading, and editing makes me happy, but I'm strictly a hobbyist. I'll update as I am able, but it may take time some time between chapters. No story left behind!

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Valkyrie by Gramnegative reviews
What happens when the Goddesses and Gods of Roanapur have to confront their own weaknesses. Rated M for language, violence and later adult content.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Chang, Balalaika
Said the Pupil to the Master by Kuroida reviews
Revy's one of the best in her line of work but she knows there's one man who'll always be better. No slash.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Revy, Chang - Complete
People and Other Skills by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
For Rock, the key to becoming a successful professional criminal in Roanapur lies not only in the life he's currently leading, but also in the life he left behind in Japan. Class is in session and the stakes are life and death.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Rock, Revy - Complete
Ruby Throat by hmmingbird reviews
Love fell into his lap at the most inopportune moment. [Royai]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,377 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
All In The Way You Say It by Kuroida reviews
Chang's been put out of commission for a night and Balalaika needs to suck up her pride and pay him a visit as thoughts whirl in her head. Balalaika's POV
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Chang, Balalaika - Complete
Diamond Eyes by jm1681 reviews
The untimely passing of a crew member puts the Lagoon Company's resident gunslinger on a collision course with death. One-shot. Please Review.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Revy - Complete
the thing about lithium bullets is by DarkenedSakura reviews
Revy doesn’t believe in penance, in love, in fixing broken people the way the movies do. She’s not the only one. // to see you walking away from me; Revy-centric, Rock/Revy, minor spoilers.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Passing Strangers by if.the.plane.goes.down reviews
In the daytime Kakashi and Kurenai are nothing to each other. But when night falls....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,826 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Kakashi H., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Arcana by Tripwire Alarm reviews
The greatest love stories and the most terrible of wars can both begin with something as simple as a kiss...not that either of them knew it. Yet. Orphen/Cleo, rated M for language, mature/graphic content and violence.
Sorceror Stabber Orphen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,294 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
How It Ends by Negative Creep reviews
They dodged bullets and bombshells and bounty hunters and everything else the world threw at them, long enough for regimes to crumble and gray to sprout in their hair. The inevitable ending.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Heaven Unexpected by Folle reviews
Because nothing can happen; it's Naruto. He always comes back. He's practically indestructible. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Gun Punk by Amigodude reviews
Revy's desperate struggle to survive the violence of Chinatown and the gang wars ten years before the events of Black Lagoon.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,596 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Umbrella by Empatheia reviews
-Neji x Hinata- All she has ever wanted is for him to stand beside her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Black and Blue Lagoon by Nugar reviews
Rock and an unconscious Revy end up adrift after a botched pirating job, finally ending up on a deserted island. Revy sees a new side to Rock as he fights man and nature to save her, but the real danger may be more insidious. They're out of cigarettes.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Complicated by milkmoth reviews
Neither of them wanted an arranged marriage, or a secret, or these *feelings*. Things are about to get messy... KyouxHaru. COMPLETE.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,540 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Three Days by Lotos-Eater reviews
The Nara doth protest too much, methinks. [ShikaTema, lime lime !lemon!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Deadpan Love by Gwaihir10 reviews
Raven very calmly takes charge of a relationship with Beast Boy.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,443 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 230 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Your Third is Your Own by Sintari reviews
There is a saying among Hyuga mothers – Your first child is lost to duty, and your second to despair, but your third is your own. Implied NejiHinata.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Tanabata by Fabulist reviews
oneshot SouKan After a year of desperation, Sousuke may have one final and unexpected chance of reunion with the lover he lost.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Sousuke S., Kaname C. - Complete
Before the Storm by vampirepenguin reviews
It's always like this, something familiar and comforting and easy, something with no words spoken, no uncertainties exchanged. [AsumaKurenai, oneshot, no spoilers]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Candlelight by DrerrRedclaw reviews
How much do you do for someone when you're not even in love? ShikaTem, Futurefic, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,305 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
A Certain Kind of Warmth by sharingank reviews
Kankuro is always warm. KankuroIno oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Ino Y., Kankuro - Complete
Expect Little Sleep Tonight by Citadel reviews
Just how many times can a girl get kidnapped and forced to work in a brothel? And what happens when Mugen is Fuu's first customer? He'll help her escape right? Yeah right! MugenFuu Romance, PostSeries, Warning: Adult Content, COMPLETE
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,867 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Want You to Want Me by Ninja Shen reviews
How does one get a girl's attention, when her eyes are for another? A romantic comedy with a splash of drama [dramedy!], feauring ShikaIno, KibaHina [judge's choice for novelia catagory, Kumoricon2004][FINISHED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,640 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
stalemate by arbitrary reviews
KM Mao isn't satisfied with Kurz level of hand to hand skill, and takes actions to correct it, resulting in... rated for Melissa's foul mouth
Full Metal Panic - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2004
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She Will Be the Death of Me reviews
The lethal ladies of Roanapur, as told by those bastards who are lucky enough to know them. Vignettes with a theme.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013
Dormouse Valor reviews
Revy is one good-looking babe. Too bad for Rock that everyone in Roanapur thinks so, too. Omake fic from an unlikely author.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Rock, Revy - Complete
Survived reviews
They lived. That was one way of putting it. In a truer sense, it was better to say that they endured. Or survived. Balalaika did not care to spend time judging whichever word best captured the grim truth of it because none of them were adequate, not in any of the seven languages she spoke.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Balalaika, Chang - Complete
Favors reviews
Once upon a time, they fought with bullets. This war is sweeter and much more dangerous.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,102 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Balalaika, Chang - Complete
Get A Clue reviews
People can be so dense sometimes. Especially Sousuke. And sometimes Kaname. Melissa has her moments, too. Okay, really, the whole cast of FMP needs to pick up the hint. A collection of stories for our clueless characters. May they learn to take a hint!
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,858 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sousuke S., Kaname C. - Complete
Midnight's Path, Part Two reviews
It was a dark path paved with girlish ideals that had lead her into Afghanistan to be burned. But she wasn't Sofiya anymore. She was Balalaika, and the path to Roanapur awaited. (Best enjoyed after reading Amigodude's Part One but probably not entirely necessary.)
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Balalaika
Sweet Attack reviews
Chaos returns to Roanapur as the Triads and Hotel Moscow start their inevitable war. Old alliances clash with new ones, and the only person who can save them all is pressing out his collared shirt by the bed. Revy and Rock. Chang and Balalaika.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,005 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Rock, Revy, Balalaika, Chang - Complete
Eda in the Morning reviews
Dutch just made a big mistake. A Christmas oddity.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Eda, Dutch - Complete
Love Me Down reviews
It stood to reason, then, that Shizune could allow herself to be stupid about something, just one thing, after a lifetime of spartan practicality, so Shizune lets herself be stupid for Kabuto. Shizune/Kabuto. Eventual Shizune/Genma.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,279 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Kabuto Y., Shizune - Complete
Getting It Right reviews
After all the bickering and flirting and fighting. After the war and the loss and the touch of Death. What happens next. Mao/Weber. Reader request for Appariti0ns.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Melissa M., Kurtz W. - Complete
Involved reviews
Kakashi makes a point of not getting involved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kakashi H., Shizune - Complete
The Rushing Wind reviews
Even if you try to stand still, everything will shift around you. Staying the same isn't an option. Based on the anime and set post-TSR. Kaname and Sousuke. Melissa and Kurz. COMPLETE! YES! Rated for Melissa's foul mouth, battles, and implied indecencies.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,409 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Kaname C., Sousuke S., Kurtz W., Melissa M. - Complete
Cold Hands reviews
He wants a real Christmas, and she owes him a favor. Besides, not even Kurz deserves to spend the holidays alone. Seasonal Weber/Mao fic. Dedicated to anyone else who is a little low over the holiday season. Rated T for language, some adult themes.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,734 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Melissa M., Kurtz W. - Complete
Ten Seconds reviews
"Urzu-2, you have thirty seconds before submarine departure." "Urzu-2, roger that. Uzru-6, you copy?" "Gotcha, babe. I'll be ten seconds behind ya." Mao/Weber. You know you love 'em.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Melissa M., Kurtz W. - Complete
Trying reviews
After tragedy strikes the Hyuga clan, Neji and Hinata must try to find happiness together after Hinata's father traps them in a loveless marriage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,072 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
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