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Joined 07-07-08, id: 1627738, Profile Updated: 10-26-08
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

My name is Elli. I have just started my first story about Carlisle and Esme. Hope you like it :)

I enjoy horseriding, going to the beach and hanging out with mates for a drink.

I am engaged to my partner of four years, which is very exciting, so alot of planning going on for a wedding.

I love Twilight and everyones fan fic's about twilight :)

My favourite books are Twilight (of course), New Moon, Eclipse, all the harry potter books, obernewtyn chronicles and the tomorrow series.

Add me if you want to chat MSN: shaneandelli@hotmail.com

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If you are in love with Edward Cullen copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you read New Moon and Eclipse and you wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD copy and paste this into your profile. (actually I wanted to kick him until he died, especially after Eclipse)

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Favorite Quotes:

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my butt and I can't.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of person who bursts out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money.

For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out.

I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.

I think that men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experience pain and bought jewelry.

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life.

He who thinks by an inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

1 in 5 people in the world are chinese, there are 5 people in my family so it must be one of them. Its either my mum or my dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think its Colin.

Save a tree, eat a beaver..

A word to the wise isn't needed, its the stupid ones that need the advice...

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.

7.Don’t use any punctuation.

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”

10. Sing Along at the Opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”

15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

Elli :)

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The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4749 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Final Battle by ThatPoppyGirl reviews
The Pevensie's are called back to Narnia, but are separated, how is it Susan is in Narnia and Caspian doesn't know? Set after Prince Caspian movie.
Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,448 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008
Midnight Sun Continued by JT3883 reviews
Midnight Sun continued where Stephenie Meyer's beginning ended. Still under construction...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,171 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Shadow of a Doubt by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Renesmee Cullens life is perfect. She has an immortal family, a boyfriend that imprinted on her, and a human best friend. When a mysterious new student shows up things start spiraling out of control. Can Nessie keep control? or will her world crash & Burn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 208,143 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Thirst for Midnight Sun by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Did Stephenie Meyer’s partial draft leave you as unsatisfied as me? If so, feel free to check out my version of Midnight Sun, starting at Chapter 13.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,472 - Reviews: 2350 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
Can't Stop This Thing We've Started by greenlemons reviews
Nessie is feeling butterflies and she doesn't know why. Maybe when Jacob visits one day he'll help her realize why...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Father Time by VolturiGirl reviews
Carlisle has past. Bella has a future. What happens when they aren't so different? History has a way of repeating itself. Canon pairings, no longer a one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008
The Trick is to Keep Breathing by greenlemons reviews
Rosalie finds Emmett when his life is on the line, all because of a bear. When she makes the decision to save his life, she doesn't realize that she chose the path that will lead her life intertwined with the man she saved. This is their story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,391 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
BD: Immortal Souls by Nostalgicmiss reviews
An alternative ending to the Twilight saga. I hate saying goodbye so this is my own ending. Continues on from the first chapter of SM's Breaking Dawn, read the first chapter of the book and it takes off from there. No offense intended. LEMONS ;0
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,357 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella - Complete
Infinite Paths of Destiny by Nostalgicmiss reviews
What if Edward never Returned from Denali? Would Bella's destiny change, or are their destinies interlaced? Will love overcome all? A/U
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,226 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella - Complete
Vampires Burn by brookellaswan reviews
Bella woke up to find herself in an asylum. All she remembers is a fire, and Edward missing. The Cullens and Bella herself have no clue where he is. And Jacob spilled the beans on Edward being a vampire. Where is Edward? Can Bella hear him?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007
Don't Go Into The Woods Alone by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Isabella Swan made one major promise to Edward Cullen. Don’t go into the woods alone. But what if Bella broke that promise? Rated T to be safe. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,320 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
The Chronciles of NArnia : The Red Queen by Pseudonym101 reviews
Aslan summons the children back to Narnia, but back in time. it is in their golden reign they have returned to.prophecies unfulfilled threatens all Narnia. and the red queen is peters own reviewers only pls
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,729 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006
Farewell, Narnia by KaterineKasdorf reviews
Oneshot turned series. Deals with different characters as they say pay their final goodbyes to Narnia. Chapter Three added.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Complete
I Will Live by ElspethElf reviews
The story of how Ariel found the Druid's Camp in the first book. story moved to Obernewtyn section
Obernewtyn - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Carlisle and Esme's story reviews
Carlisle and Esme's story - how they met and how the rest of the cullen family got together. this is my first fanfic please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Carlisle, Edward