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Hello. I'm Kiari16 (used to be Kiari14 and Kiari15) and I have to say that there are some pretty awesome stories in this website. I joined recently because one of the stories I saw made me want to review it, but I could only review if I had an account. Pretty stupid reason, right? Well, now that I finally registered, I've been inspired to try and make my own fanfics come out. I haven't started yet, but I will eventually. Meanwhile, I'll be checking through other fanfics and reviewing them. To be perfectly honest, I can't stay away from my laptop for more than an hour. Every 5 min.s I check my email for updates to stories I read or to see if someone cares enough about me to write. You have no idea how great it feel to me when I see "You have one unread message" on the screen of this laptop. I love getting emails. Every time there's a new email, I get soo excited. Anyway, if you're checking out this profile for whatever reason, you'll find out a lot of stuff about me. So if you're bored out of your mind and have nothing better to do, I guess you can scroll down. I'm not saying that whoever reads this is boring, its just that I don't think you'd be interested in anything about me. I'm not a very interesting person (even though I do question my sanity). Well, if you still want to know more about me, go ahead.


Favorites: be warned that the favs. change with time

Colors: My first fav. color was blue and I stick with it sometimes, but my new favorite colors are black and purple. In order it's black, blue, and purple. (All the colors of my rainbow. Haha)

Books: The Vampire Diaries series, Duh! (The Awakening, The Struggle, The Fury, Dark Reunion, and Damon; which will come out in March 2009), and the Twilight series, of course (Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, and Midnight Sun; which may or may not come out)

Movies: TWILIGHT!! Underworld 1 and 2

Hobbies: reading, going online, writing fanfics (not yet put here), and playing my guitar (Haha, more like looking at the guitar. I don't know how to play it or tune it. I have a wooden classical one and an electric one. Too bad I can't play a note. What a waste. I was even thinking about buying a violin, too. LoL! Here's something even funnier. My mom's getting a piano, too! I WILL learn how to play the piano because of Edward.)

Foods: I'm dieting, even though my friends say I don't need to (Ha! What do they know?), so lists that have to do with food are short. I like sushi, seafood, and sesame chicken.

Desserts: Ice cream

Fruits: strawberries, grapes. (I hate tomatoes, avacado, and grapefruit)


I'm currently working on my fav. lists, but it might take a while. a long while cause i'm lazy.


Others

Birthday: November 30, 1993

Pets: I have 2 dogs and a turtle right now. (I've killed all the rest. It makes me sad. A moment of silence for all my dead pets plz... Thank you)

Family: I have one brother and one sister, both younger. Both my parents are alive (so far), so I have my mother and father.

Age: between 12 and 16 (i can't give you any personal information... Haha. JK. It's soooo obvious if you look at my birthday. You don't even have to do the math if you look at my pen name.)

States I've been to (this will be a bit long): North Carolina, California, Florida, Pennsylvania, New York, Virgina, ect. (I moved and visited a lot of these places cause my dad used to be in the military)


About me

I'm gonna be going through hell... I mean highschool, this year. I'm more of a goth, punk. I'm not a bad person, though. I can be nice when I want to, just don't piss me off. I'm a bit crazy and emo, but not in a bad way. I'm usually quiet around people I don't know, and I'm happy if there are people around me, even if its not in the same room because if I'm left alone, I go hysterical. I'm sooo weird. Don't worry though. You can only get on my bad side when you piss me off in person. My current situation is finding out what to do with my life. Another thing I'm doing, is looking for a boyfriend. If your interested give, me a call. My # is 666-666-6666. Haha! In case you don't get it, it's a fake number, duh. So, don't try calling it any time soon. I get bored after a while, just like I'm getting bored typing this right now. Well, I've typed all I can type for today. Hope I didn't bore or scare you too much with my history lesson. You probably think I'm a freak. Oh well, you're kinda right. I still consider myself a good person since I don't do drugs and all that crap. My grades aren't too bad. most of them are A's. Even though my friends are backstabing bitches, we still get along fine. And finally, I'm nice most of the time. With that, I end this biography.

I really am a nice person if you give me a chance. Try not to judge.


Pictures for Forever Alone

(Chapter 6)

Bella and Renée's house in Huesca:

Trail in Huesca:

Field & sunset in Huesca:

Airport in Huesca:

Renée's disguised appearance (it was the closest I could find. Just imagine her hair black instead of brown):

Bella's disguised appearance (it was the closest I could find. Just imagine her skin paler. As pale as the image above):

Renée and Bella's outfits (Bella's is first, then Renée's):

Renée's Audi R Zero (imaginary future car):

Bella's Audi S Zero (imaginary future car):


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More random things like surveys, games, ect.

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

New Moon; 'Romeo & Juliet'-like plot line, drama, depression... yep, its my fav.

How long did it take you to read the books?

Twilight: 2-5 days (I don't remember), New Moon: 1 day, Eclipse: 1-2 weeks (I was struggling to read Chapter 20: Compromise, because I couldn't stop blushing. I tried to reread it right now and I couldn't. Intimacy gets me nervous and embarassed for some reason), Breaking Dawn: 3-4 weeks (I got it when it was released at 12:00am Aug. 2, 2008, but I was reluctant to finish the series. I really didn't want it to end)

Who introduced you to the books?

I saw Twilight books everywhere. Everyone was completely obsessed with them. Finally, I decided to give in and read it to see what the fuss was about. I didn't know reading Twilight would lead me into a 2 years, and counting, obsession. I've been obsessed before, but I don't think I'll ever be able to let go of this obsession.

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Bought, borrowed, bought, and bought. I have all the series in hard cover, paperback, and Twilight's paperback special addition.

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Edward!

Who's your favorite vampire?

Edward!!

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Jacob and Seth tie

What are your favorite quotes from the stories?

Twilight: "Stupid, shiny Volvo owner", "Stupid, unreliable vampire", "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb..."

New Moon: "It will be as if I never existed", "Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars..." (so on)

Eclipse: "Would you please tell me what you are thinking? Before I go mad?", "Will you marry me?"

Breaking Dawn: "We belong together."

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

At the end of Eclipse, when Edward decides to let Bella have it her way, but Bella tries to refuse.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When she kept sneaking off behind Edward's back, to see Jacob.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Alice was holding Bella hostage in Eclipse.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

When Bella escapes the airport to get to James.

Which book cover was your favorite?

the New Moon cover.

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with them. And Edward. And true love. And romance.

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Tough one. New Moon win by a landslide.

New Moon or Eclipse?

New Moon

Eclipse or Twilight?

Twilight

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

I want Bella to get Edward, but I want to be Bella.

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward

Bella or Jacob?

Bella

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Alice

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Edward?

Edward

Carlisle or Esme?

Tough. Esme

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Quil

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

James... he was actually able to hurt Bella, unlike Victoria.

Werewolves or Vampires?

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If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

-If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Here is a True and Touching Story:
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:
Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:
No, this is fun.

Girl:
No it's not, please, it's so scary>.

Guy:
Then tell me that you love me~.

Girl:
I love you, slow down.

Guy:
Now give me a big hug..

(She gave him a big
hug)

Guy:
Can you take my helmet
off & put it on yourself,
It's really bothering me.

The next
day in the newspaper:

A motorcycle crashed into a
building due to brake failure.

Two people were in the crash, but only one
survived.

The truth was that
halfway down the road the guy
realized that the breaks weren't working,
but he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him
and tell him she loves him
one last time.

Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile...

High School Affair

The freshman girl, oh so shy

Sits & watches the sophomore guy.

The sophomore guy, with his head in a whirl

Sits & watches the junior girl.

The junior girl, in her red sedan

Sits & watches the senior man.

But the senior man, all hot & wild

Secretly loves the freshman child

~True love is when you don't wanna sleep because your reality is better than your dreams~

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901

If you are addicted to vampires and would love to become one, post this onto your profile.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your prof

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

‘EVER WONDER

where we are headed... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

‘In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a

Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Destroy a beloved childhood belief why don't you ?! )

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

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9 Things I Hate (repost if you agree)

1 People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is, pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3 When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say, "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

5 When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?" No, loser, I paid 7 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, sunshine?

7 When something is "new and improved." Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say, "Life is short." What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, honey, would I still be standing here? I don't think so.

Stereotypes: If you think people should lay off and stop bitchin', put this on your profile. (Underline = the ones that apply to you)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (kind true for me though, not by my choice)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be going out with them all.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND/Marching Band/Colorguard, so I MUST be a dork

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

I'm fat so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I love ANIMALS so I MUST become the CRAZY OLD CAT LADY

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST talk only about guys, clothes, and other girls.

I'm an ARTIST/MUSICIAN, so I MUST spend my weekends getting high.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against black people.

I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a dork/nerd/geek.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think you're all going to Hell.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be homophobic.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a country accent/listen to country music.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST be racist.

I CALL OTHER GIRLS PRETTY, so I MUST be lesbian.

I WEAR PANTS THAT DON'T FALL DOWN, so I MUST be gay.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST hate GLBT, Mexicans, and people who get abortions.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST be an illegal immigrant.

I'm HISPANIC/LATINO(A), so I MUST be from Mexico.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I've decided to REMAIN ABSTINANT, so I MUST be GLBT.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I act HAPPY so I MUST have a prefect life and not know real pain.

I DON'T DATE, so I MUST be GLBT.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

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Accused of something you're not by oxIrishBella14xo reviews
AU: Bella is accused of being a witch during the witch trials. when she is being burned at the stake who will help her? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 12/28/2007
When the Sun Darkens by Aeieo reviews
It was all Isabella ever wanted; to keep and protect her child. When Bella dies giving birth, Edward is left with the pieces of their lives to gather and mourn. But what happens when Alice has a vision indicating Bella is somehow alive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,036 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella
Secret Agent Prince by Mystik Angel 85 reviews
Crossover. The Future of his people, the people of Volterra; rest Prince Edward's mission: Infiltrate Swan Oil and confirm if they are a front for the terrorist group The Volturi. But falls in love with the enemy's daughter. AH. OC. Mostly Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,038 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Chance by ScFlEaD reviews
."I knew that if Bella had not been so giving, so selfless, then I would still have her here with me.....but I wouldn’t be holding my daughter." What if Bella didn't make it? After giving birth to her daughter, Bella died...or did she?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,989 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Endless by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
“It has been spoken that he, a mortal that drinketh from the fountain of life shall be granted immortality, Yet it has not been spoken nor has it not been not spoken that she, an immortal that drinketh from the fountain of life shall be granted mortality
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Lonely Miracle by Long Lost Cullen-LLC reviews
Bella finds herself pregnant after Edward leaves. Will he find out and meet his children? What will Bella do? Read and Review: This is my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,892 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lost and was Found by EverlyYours reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire and she has powers that she must learn to control. Yet what happens when she finds Edward? Her broken, unbeating heart still aches for him, but what happens when she uses her power accidently and finds a dark secret? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,209 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008
It Ended in Silence It Started with Screaming by Clearly Alice reviews
Edward leaves and 10 years later runs into Bella - he got what he wanted, she doesn't remember him - but she's changed - she's not the Bella he left. Can they rekindle their broken hearts? Will Bella ever remember? All Characters you love! READ IT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,088 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella
Just A Nightmare by Irrevocablyamanduh reviews
Post-Eclipse. Bella has a nightmare- dreaming that Edward never returned. Just a short cute/fluffy one-shot I wrote while I was bored! *NOW HAS EDWARD'S POV!*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waning Moonlight by paper.creations reviews
Alternate New Moon - 2 months after Edward and the Cullen's left, Bella's attacked by a revengeful Victoria. What happens when Bella loses her memory during the transformation? Will she and Edward meet again? - These violent delights have violent ends ...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,962 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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The Horrible Months reviews
What was Bella like before she woke up from her zombie state? See it through Charlie's POV, Mike's POV, Angela's POV, and Jacob's POV. It'll have at most, 10 chapters. Updated every odd date.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Bella
Forever Alone reviews
What if there was a family secret on Renee's side that Bella never knew about? Everything in Twilight happened, but after Edward leaves in New Moon, Bella finds out that she's not even human. AU alternate universe. updated every Saturday, if possible.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete