Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.
I am a twilight obsessed person! I love it all and would probably die if I didn't have it. I love reading all the fanfictions to see all the different ideas. I can't wait till' November when New Moons hits the theatres!!
I recently started reading Harry Potter Fanfics. I live for these stories! Hermione and Draco are most definately my favorite!
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me
Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"
Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: Is probably the reason the cops are after me in the first place
Friend: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with you.
Best Friend: Will call him, whispering 'Seven days...
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
My Home Gurl
My Juelz Santana (Cause I'm Killa Cam)
My Notorious B.I.G (Cause I'm Puff)... bad boy baby
My Gangsta Til the End My Sh0rdi and My friend
My Blood (Cause Water wasn't thick enough)
My Kelly (Cause I'm Beyonce)
My Stitch (Cause I'm Lilo)
My Ron (Cause I'm Kim Possible)
My Robin (Cause I'm Batman)
My Sidekick (Cause I'm the Hero...LOL)
I got your back You got mine,
I'll help you out Anytime.
To see you hurt To see you cry,
Makes me weep And wanna die.
And if you agree To never fight,
It wouldn't matter Who's wrong or right.
If a broken heart Needs a mend,
I'll be right there To the end.
If your cheeks are wet From drops of tears,
Don't you worry, Let go of your fears.
Hand in hand Love is sent,
We'll be friends Till the end
"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left"
"Don't cry for a guy, Let a guy cry for you, Cuz girls give and forgive but guys get and forget"
"People who don't know me think I'm quiet, People who do wish I was"
"Sometimes I do things that make me think I'm insane that's when I talk to you and realize we're all pretty fucked up"
"Got a problem with me?? Solve it!! Think Im trippin?? Tie my shoes!! Cant stand me?? Sit back down!! Cant face me?? Turn around!!"
"People say that best friends are hard to find- that's because the best is already mine!!"
"You're my best friend, If anyone breaks your heart I'll break their face"
"Isn't it ironic? We ignore who adores us, adore who ignores us, hurt who loves us and love who hurts us,"
"You are single make the best of it, it doesn't mean you're not good enough, it means no one is good enough for you,"
"Haters only hate things they can have people they cant be it's just a little thing called jelousy,"
"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them,"
"He told me it was either him or Twilight, I'm going to miss him,"
"If you run I'll catch you, if you hide I'll find you, when we fight I'll hurt you,"
"Friends ask why you're crying, best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry,"
"Friends don't let friends do silly things... alone"
"I'm very pround of myself whenever I resist the urge to kill someone,"
"I want someone that knows I'm completely insane and wouldn't want it any other way,"
"Sometimes I pretent to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being me!"
"A best friend drives in your car no matter how many times you nearly killed them,"
"Don't fall for someone unless they're ready to catch you,"
"I'll never try to fit in, I was born to stand out,"
"Unless you've lived my life dont judge me because you dont know, never have and never will know everything and detail about me,"
"Hate me...They can
Hurt me... They can't
Be me...They want to
Try me... I dare them
Envy me... They should
Fight me... I'd love to see them try,"
"What whould I be without my beat friends? Probably normal,"
"Be strong now, It may stormy now but it can't rain forever,"
"We're only young once so let's fuck it up right,"
"I know I live in my own little world but it's okay they love me here,"
"I'm not mean I just say things most people would keep in their heads,"
"I didn't hit you, I simply high fived your face,"
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain,"
"Some times it's better not to question your friend just help them dump the body in the river,"
"It's a beautiful day now watch some asshole fuck it up,"
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
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