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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

I am a twilight obsessed person! I love it all and would probably die if I didn't have it. I love reading all the fanfictions to see all the different ideas. I can't wait till' November when New Moons hits the theatres!!

I recently started reading Harry Potter Fanfics. I live for these stories! Hermione and Draco are most definately my favorite!

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: Is probably the reason the cops are after me in the first place

Friend: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with you.

Best Friend: Will call him, whispering 'Seven days...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished


2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of

next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the

store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't

have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that


19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


My Sweetheart

My Bo0

My Home Gurl

My Partner-In-Crime

My Right-Hand-Chick

My Juelz Santana (Cause I'm Killa Cam)

My Notorious B.I.G (Cause I'm Puff)... bad boy baby

My Gangsta Til the End My Sh0rdi and My friend

My Blood (Cause Water wasn't thick enough)

My Kelly (Cause I'm Beyonce)

My Stitch (Cause I'm Lilo)

My Ron (Cause I'm Kim Possible)

My Robin (Cause I'm Batman)

My Sidekick (Cause I'm the Hero...LOL)

I got your back You got mine,

I'll help you out Anytime.

To see you hurt To see you cry,

Makes me weep And wanna die.

And if you agree To never fight,

It wouldn't matter Who's wrong or right.

If a broken heart Needs a mend,

I'll be right there To the end.

If your cheeks are wet From drops of tears,

Don't you worry, Let go of your fears.

Hand in hand Love is sent,

We'll be friends Till the end


"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left"

"Don't cry for a guy, Let a guy cry for you, Cuz girls give and forgive but guys get and forget"

"People who don't know me think I'm quiet, People who do wish I was"

"Sometimes I do things that make me think I'm insane that's when I talk to you and realize we're all pretty fucked up"

"Got a problem with me?? Solve it!! Think Im trippin?? Tie my shoes!! Cant stand me?? Sit back down!! Cant face me?? Turn around!!"

"People say that best friends are hard to find- that's because the best is already mine!!"

"You're my best friend, If anyone breaks your heart I'll break their face"

"Isn't it ironic? We ignore who adores us, adore who ignores us, hurt who loves us and love who hurts us,"

"You are single make the best of it, it doesn't mean you're not good enough, it means no one is good enough for you,"

"Haters only hate things they can have people they cant be it's just a little thing called jelousy,"

"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them,"

"He told me it was either him or Twilight, I'm going to miss him,"

"If you run I'll catch you, if you hide I'll find you, when we fight I'll hurt you,"

"Friends ask why you're crying, best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry,"

"Friends don't let friends do silly things... alone"

"I'm very pround of myself whenever I resist the urge to kill someone,"

"I want someone that knows I'm completely insane and wouldn't want it any other way,"

"Sometimes I pretent to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being me!"

"A best friend drives in your car no matter how many times you nearly killed them,"

"Don't fall for someone unless they're ready to catch you,"

"I'll never try to fit in, I was born to stand out,"

"Unless you've lived my life dont judge me because you dont know, never have and never will know everything and detail about me,"

"Hate me...They can

Hurt me... They can't

Be me...They want to

Try me... I dare them

Envy me... They should

Fight me... I'd love to see them try,"

"What whould I be without my beat friends? Probably normal,"

"Be strong now, It may stormy now but it can't rain forever,"

"We're only young once so let's fuck it up right,"

"I know I live in my own little world but it's okay they love me here,"

"I'm not mean I just say things most people would keep in their heads,"

"I didn't hit you, I simply high fived your face,"

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain,"

"Some times it's better not to question your friend just help them dump the body in the river,"

"It's a beautiful day now watch some asshole fuck it up,"

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

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Fate Has Brought Us Here by cullen818 reviews
Set two years after New Moon. Edward never came back and Bella is at college trying to pull her life together. She meets up with the one Cullen she never thought she could have anything in common with. Definately a Team Jasper story. Rated M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,754 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 2,839 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 4/8/2017 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Camp Archstone: Facility for Troubled Youth by Dani Navy reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Fearful Facade by Beckaabook reviews
When Edward and his gang bullied Bella for years they never knew of the disastoruous consequences to both her and their lives, when Bella returns to Forks years later as what seems like a different person... there's hell to pay.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,609 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Time to Choose by wendydarling78 reviews
Joe forces Stephanie to choose between him and Ranger, so she does. Now she just has to hope that Ranger will choose her, too. Joe, of course, is not happy with her choice. Will he let her go gracefully? Eventual Babe HEA. Cupcake warning.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,836 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Italian Swans and Irish Guns by LittleRin26 reviews
Irish Arms Dealer and the Italian mob. Take a joy ride with Bella to discovering betrayal, true love, and the truth behind her fathers assassination. Rated M. AH. *Nominated for "The Lasagna Award" Best Mob/Mafia fic.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,000 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9335 - Favs: 9,416 - Follows: 5,106 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learning to Live Again by OperaGurl04 reviews
Edward leaves Bella in New Moon, but one of the Cullens can't stay away and Bella soon makes a new discovery about herself. My rewrite of New Moon with Jasper replacing Jacob. NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 97,466 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Daddys Poem by HeHeProductiions reviews
Nessie School Is Having A Special Day Today ' Daddy's Day' But Edward Dies At War & This Is What Nessie Says At School About Edward & How Bella Reacts Sad Poem Makes You Want To Cry All Human One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Isabella Ice Angel by Midnight Chaser reviews
Edward left Bella and Victoria changed her.Laurent becomes her big brother.After making her own coven she cames back to Forks after 20 years to meet the Cullens. Will Edward be forgiven and melt Bella's heart of ice or will a new battle tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,248 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8740 - Favs: 5,459 - Follows: 5,128 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Fate by bobbypingirl101 reviews
In 1918, Isabella Swan and Edward Mason both got the influenza and were changed by Carlisle. Here's the twist: They hated eachother. How will each of them survive? Practical jokes, temper tantrums, proposals, fights, surprises and more. ExB. Slight OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 165,209 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
The Protector by Jkylies reviews
A beautiful baby girl of an age no more than one is found in the forest by a prince. She is not human. She never relizes it till a few days before her 15th birthday. She is the ruler of the human world and magic world. She is the Protector. First Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,830 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009
Chain me free by XxeNVyxX42 reviews
Edward breaks up with Bella, but the Cullens refuse to move away from Forks. Edward and Alice continue to attend school and Bella transitions better than anyone could have thought.An old friend's arrival shakes life up.Can Edward control his jealousy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,422 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Delayed Changed by Mrs. Hale Jasper's Wife reviews
What if when Edward sucked James venom out he left a little bit in Bella's blood. What if the effects of the transformation were only delayed? Story told in Bella's POV. Set post Twilight, pre New Moon. I do NOT own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,793 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Bella - Complete
Like Father, Like Daughter by edwardcdazzlesme reviews
Bella is half human, half vampire. After 200 years not knowing who her father is, she then finally discovers that a man named Carlisle Cullen is her father. She moves in with him and his coven. AU and OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,236 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
Witches of Twilight by raca reviews
Bella discovers a truth about the 'mythical' world long before leaving Phoenix. Seeking out her friends, she finds herself in Forks and surrounded by creatures that shouldn't exist. A retelling of Twilight filled with Magic and staring a powerful Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,547 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3895 - Favs: 4,171 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Still Beat by Anlynne reviews
What if you learned that the person you thought was your soul mate was only a path to his brother?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,537 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Payback by Rangerhunters reviews
In the blink of an eye, Stephanie’s world changes for the worst, forcing her to become a woman of determination and not a woman of denial. Repost - written/rewritten by Marilyn
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,675 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Nothing Left to Lose by SarahJayneFics reviews
Edward Cullen made Bella Swan’s life a living hell from age ten to twelve. Finally fed up with the torment and teasing, she moved to Phoenix. Now she’s seventeen, beautiful, has a new sense of confidence, and is back in Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,850 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Emmett & Bella by NoIrritableGrizzly reviews
This is an Emmett & Bella. Short and sweet. During New Moon when edward Leave, a certian Vampire calls round to check up on a lonely Bella
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Emmett, Bella
The Painted Streets Of London by Lynette Marie reviews
“Come on Bella! Boarding school will be fun!” “Alice, it’s a boarding school for guys. Not girls.” What happens when Bella and Alice take a risk decide to go to an all boys' boarding school in London? Who will they meet there? All are human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Shamu by nje reviews
A one shot. Babe. A very interesting dinner with all of our favorites. Read the author's note.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Pretension by haleigh.l reviews
Julie runs away from home and enlists help from Stephanie. They end up staying with Ranger in the batcave for three weeks. Hilarity, stalkers, bedlam, and angst ensue. Rating for mild language and violence. Post LMT, but no major LMT spoliers Babe fic
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,176 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
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Wolfy Surprise reviews
Bella finds out that Phil isnt her father and that charlie is. She has to move down to la push. What happens when all the guys want her but she only wants one and when she gets mad her secret will come out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella
The me I wanted all along reviews
Bella is heartbroken after Edward leaves. Victoria comes for revenge but a friendship starts instead. Do the Cullen's come back, and what happens when Bella asks Victoria to change her into a vampire?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Victoria
New life back at home reviews
Bella got raped and had a son. When she comes home will everything be fine or will it all go down hill. Really good but I'm bad at summeries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella
A second chance to get it right reviews
What if Edward never came back and Bella was changed into a vampire without him? Someone in the Cullen is keeping secrets from the others and its about to come out. Co-written with Chevy-Girl. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Emmett