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Joined 07-08-08, id: 1628670, Profile Updated: 03-22-10
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Bleach, and Harry Potter.

Hi. This is the profile of the 1000th Bird. (Obviously). If you've got any questions about any of my works, please drop me a message or e-mail. Sorry if I haven't replied to questions about plot in reviews, also. I just feel weird about giving away hints, but also don't like denying people things. So sorry on those grounds.

Poll Results

1. What was the best ninja team in the whole Narutoverse?
WINNER: Team Minato; Minato Namikaze, Kakashi Hatake, Rin, Obito Uchiha

2. Which is the best of the Vizard?
WINNER: Kensei Muguruma

Fave Characters:
Edward Elric - FMA, Nico Robin - OP, Minato Namikaze - Nar., Shinji Hirako - Bleach

Fave Books:
Wheel of Time, Harry Potter, Matthew Reilly

Fave Manga/Anime:
Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Bleach, One Piece

Fave Movies:
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Sahara, Tropic Thunder, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Fave TV Shows:
24, CSI: Miami, Heroes

Fave Games:
Resident Evil Series, Fallout 3, Gears of War 2, Bioshock

Actual Story Section

Gah, stuck with Naruto, but never fear, I'm not going anywhere and neither is Minato.

Naruto - Chronicles of the Yondaime

Since there don't seem to be many stories in this category, I thought I would give it a go and try my hand at it. The story basically follow Minato from his graduation, through to the sealing of the Kyuubi into Naruto. More than likely a brief timeskip somewhere in the middle. Kushina will show up at some stage, but that will probably be more than a third of the way through the story.

It must be noted that certain aspects of Minato's actual story will more than likely be 'tweaked' by me. Some details such as Kushina's age and manner of arrival in Konoha will be changed, and the Third Great Shinobi War between Iwa and Konoha will also be moulded to fit the story. I don't know much about the actual beginnings of that conflict, so it's likely that I'l be revamping the whole thing.

One of the story centric changes I have made is the addition of Anko into a timeline where, in theory, she still doesn't make an appearance for around twelve years. My decision to change this came out of the fact that Jiraiya and Orochimaru seemed to be huge rivals, and for me, it seemed likely that Orochimaru would take on a team at the same time as Jiraiya just to prove he was better. Also, this gave me a chance to give Minato a rival, a sort of equal who was in the same situation as him, and to whom Anko could compare herself to, and vice versa. I hope this clears up that issue for the readers.

At any rate, this story will more than likely be freakishly huge by the time it's finished. In saying that, I mean it could take quite some time to finish it. I've read somewhere that most people should finish their stories before they post them, but I just want to get this out. Again, please bear with me.

Bleach - Zero

Yeah I know that I said I wouldn't start another. And do not fear, CotY is not being discontinued (Perish the Thought). However, since I hit a road block somewhere along the way, I'd feel better just writing something else in the meantime.

To save confusion, I'll say it now; the chapter titles are in SPANISH. Kubo Tite seems pretty fond of it, and considering the wide use of it throughout the story, I thought it was appropriate. Before the criticism, I don't speak Spanish. Though I think it sounds like a great language, I'm merely using an online translator (Specifically, translation(dot)babylon(dot)com/Spanish#), so please, don't sue me for translation issues. Oh yeah, all chapter names will be translated on this page into English.

Onward, ye readers!

Chapter Title - Translation

Acuerdo - Deal

Remolcador Tu Dios - Tug Your God Out

Caer - Fall

La Soledad es mi Demonio - Loneliness is my Demon

Penduleo - Pendulum Swinging

El Color De La Noche - The Colour of Night

Reunion entre los Reyes - Reunion of Kings

El Lado Oscuro Demonios - Dark Side Demons


Thought it might be a bit of a pain for those of you not intimately familiar with the manga material to look all the stuff up, or work it out for yourselves, so I'll just add in an extremely basic glossary here.


Shinigami : Death God / Soul Reaper
Gikongan : Artificial Soul / Soul Candy
Kaizo Konpaku : Modified Soul
Konpaku : Soul
Seireitei : Court of Pure Souls

Personal Creations

This is merely a list of the characters and techniques that I have created. Though I am unsure as to whether or not some of the translations are exactly right, I'll do my best not to stuff up.


Harigane Bunshin no jutsu

Wire Clone Technique (C-rank)

A technique which is a combination of normal illusion clones, and ninja wire manipulation. The wires are attached to various throwing projectiles such as kunai and shuriken (as are usually used with wire manipulation), and a regular Bunshin is used to conceal the projectiles within its centre.

Advantage/s: Concealed weapons, unsuspecting enemy.

Disadvantage/s: Requires precise control and concentration; Mizu Bunshin and Tsuchi Bunshin are a more ideal choice.


Holy crap. Fastest chapter preparation ever. It's nearly ready; I crap you not. I want you to please, pleeease understand that this kind of speed is not going to happen often. School WILL take precedence. This chapter shot out simply for the fact that I've been wanting to write it forever, and ultimately, most of it is borrowed from Bleach 25, No Shaking Throne. So be warned; the Good Author Giveth, and The Good Reader Receiveth, but the Good Reader must also understand that the Good Author is kind of a one-time Magician-eth. Next update could be weeks, could be months. Consider this a catch-up!

On a final note, I'd like to sincerely thank all viewers and reviewers. If you've made the time to comment, you're awesome; if you've truly enjoyed the story, but have chosen not to comment, you're still awesome. I'm pleased, and honoured, to know that people are taking the time to read my work. Thanks again.


The 1000th Bird.

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Training for the Job by Desaix reviews
NaruSaku. Summary removed due to too many complaints.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 451,001 - Reviews: 2902 - Favs: 2,460 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Lying From You by hyperthermophile reviews
So unfair. It was just one jutsu. One simple little jutsu that could detect lies. And yet, the damage it does is disproportionately exaggerated- tearing apart Naruto's entire lifetime in only a few seconds. Could they really blame him for going insane?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2333 - Favs: 4,330 - Follows: 2,363 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3274 - Favs: 5,845 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
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Of September Peaks
One-Shot. Thirteen years after the fall of the Dark Lord Voldemort, an old friend pays a visit to Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Luna L. - Complete
Zero reviews
A single moment in time changes the course of destiny. In the shattered aftermath of battle, Ichigo must make a decision. He'll give anything to protect his friends. Even if it means joining ... them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,606 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Ichigo K.
Chronicles of the Yondaime reviews
This is the story of Minato Namikaze. From his graduation and the formation of Team Jiraiya, to the rise and fall of the Fourth Hokage at the hands of Kyuubi. This, is the story of the Yondaime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,196 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Minato N.