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Joined 07-09-08, id: 1628992, Profile Updated: 03-04-14
Author has written 21 stories for Doctor Who, Lion King, and Underworld.

Hello,

I've been dabbling in the world of fanfiction for around six years now. At first I was terrible, honestly my writing just didn't work at all but with practice I hope that I've improved. As you can see below I like to work on several fics at once, so updates may be slow but then if I get into a certain story then updates could be very frequent.

I'm in university right now and hopefully in the near future I'll have a job as an English teacher. Apart from that, I'd also like to be a professional author.

LIKES:

Doctor Who

Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Life on Mars

Buffy

Star Wars

Repo! The Genetic Opera

Twilight Saga

Underworld Trilogy

Any Disney film

DISLIKES:

Any Horror film

'Classic' films

My musical taste is well, different. I'll listen to anything once, if I like it then it's normally downloaded within a week, if I don't like it then I just don't listen to it ever again. Some of my recurring bands are:

Within Temptation

ELO

Duran Duran

Queen

Nightwish

Evanescence

The rest of my iTunes library consists of quite a bit of 80's tunes, and a few soundtracks :)

Some of my ships include:

11/River

Amy/Rory

10/Rose and Handy/Rose

Selene/Michael

Nathan/Marni

UPDATE (04/03/2014) Wow, okay I'm really sorry guys. Did not mean to leave for so long but life and other things happened so I couldn't do much writing. Once everything settles down I'll try and keep a regular updating schedule. Again, sorry for leaving you all for so long.

FIC LIST:

Currently working on:

Mercy - Lion King fic. AU from the end of the first film. Zira is dead and Simba and Nala take in Kovu, Nuka and Vitani, raising them alongside Kopa and Kiara.

Silver lining - A series of one-shots featuring various Doctors and companions (New series only) Will be mostly fluff and humour. Will have one or two angsty chapters

From the minds of lions - A collection of Lion King one-shots and drabbles.

Through the heart of the universe - A series of fics dealing with the feelings of characters through episodes of Doctor Who. From 'Rose' to 'The Wedding of River Song'

Annoying things to do in a lift- A series of micro fictions with the Doctor, Amy, Rory and River.

Texts from the TARDIS - Micro fictions based on Texts from last night and other shows.

Finished:

The End is in Sight- A one-shot that was written for a ficathon at Then There's Us.

Guilt, Guilt and more guilt - One-shot written after 6X08 Let's Kill Hitler. The Doctor's thoughts when the voice interface kept changing.

This Pain in Me - A one-shot written for a ficathon at Then There's Us.

My Lost Love - A one-shot written for the Then There's Us ficathon.

Faith- One-shot written after 6X11 The God Complex. Exploring the companion's faith in the Doctor.

Kryptonite - Drabble written after listening to 3 Doors Down's 'Kryptonite'

Need you now - Short songfic written after listening to Lady Antebellum's 'Need you Now'

Damsel in Distress - One-shot featuring the Doctor on a horse.

One Little Spoiler - One-shot. Rory forgets about 'Spoilers'.

The Death of River Song - The Doctor has to tell Amy and Rory about River's death.

Stuff of Legend - Drabble set after 4X13 Journey's End.

Target Practice - Flirting but not the normal kind for Michael and Selene

Series:

Imagine your OTP...

Splish-Splashing Around - Rory has a good picture of a relationship with Amy Pond, what he didn’t count on was her ability to surprise him.

Cold as ice - Underworld fic exploring Michael and Selene's relationship

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Evie's Diary by SerenBex reviews
What it says on the tin :D
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 222 - Words: 335,153 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 8/12/2011 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] OC
The Story of How I Died by impalathief67 reviews
"This is the story of our fleeting love, of our stolen moments, and secret smiles." Rose was left behind with the Meta-Crisis to fix him. This time, she may not be able to before he breaks her.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate
Sooner or Later by steelneena reviews
He'd been the Boy Who Waited for far too long. He'd once accused the Doctor of turning him into him. It's never been more true. And the Doctor knows it. Rated T for allusions to suicide. Don't like, don't read.Also, 2 major character deaths.Bye Bye Ponds
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
Raising Cain by JenniferJF reviews
Spoilers through series 6. Because a decade is a long time to do nothing but plot murder and exchange lectures. Mels's relationship with Amy and Rory and their relationship with each other and references to others as well.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Melody P. II/Mels, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Past learns the Future by ginnyrules27 reviews
The Great Kings of the Future send a great gift to the lions of the past. A chance to learn of the future. Will Ahadi learn of Taka's jealousy? Will Mufasa grow up and accept that Sarabi will be his mate? *Before Taka became Scar*
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,933 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Scar/Taka, Mufasa - Complete
Frozen Hearts by Starkreactor reviews
He bent towards her neck and she tried to pull away, pressing herself into the rock. He skimmed his nose along her throat and inhaled deeply, stopping at her ear. "What are you afraid of, Pond? What will you do, now that you know monsters are real?" Discontinued, sorry
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,328 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
Children of the Moon by Wintermoth reviews
My name is Leah and I'm a shape-shifter. When I was 21, I thought all I wanted to do was go to college, get rid of my wolf, and move on with my life. But after a crazy night and a moment insanity, me and mine are the last hope of a dying race. - Revamped in June 2011. Post BD, cannon pairings. (warning: OLD story)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 192,527 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Leah, Seth - Complete
Where Hope Grows by Lady in the Willows reviews
Nathan lost more than one woman he cared for during his life and as far as Shilo was concerned, she only ever had one mother. This is Olivia's story.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,225 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009
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Realisation reviews
It's time for Selene to face the truth about what she feels for Michael.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Selene, Michael C. - Complete
Splish-Splashing Around reviews
Rory has a good picture of a relationship with Amy Pond, what he didn't count on was her ability to surprise him.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Target Practice reviews
Michael is feeling a bit useless and wants Selene to teach him how to use a gun. As you can imagine, it doesn't quite end up as a conventional lesson.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Michael C., Selene - Complete
Cold as ice reviews
Selene and Michael end up in the middle of nowhere in a broken down car. An exploration into a more believable relationship between the two. Set during Underworld Evolution.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Michael C., Selene - Complete
Texts from the TARDIS reviews
A collection of micro-fics based on Texts from Last Night. Will also include fics based on quotes and scenes from The Simpsons and Futurama. Rated T overall but does contain some adult discussion and situations.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - 11th Doctor
Damsel in Distress reviews
River Song doesn't like being a damsel in distress, except in certain circumstances.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
One Little Spoiler reviews
Rory learns what happens when he forgets about 'spoilers'.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
The Death of River Song reviews
The Doctor has to tell Amy and Rory about their daughter's death. Warnings: Character death. Rated T for violent images.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Annoying things to do in a lift reviews
The Doctor has a list. Amy, Rory and River are his targets. What happens when he decides to act out his list and will he survive two angry Pond women and an angry Roman? Micro-fictions. Rated for River being River.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Need you now reviews
Songfic to Lady Antebellum's 'Need you now'. Set just before 'First Night'
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Silver Lining reviews
A collection of fluffy/funny one-shots. Pairings include Rose/10, Rory/Amy, 11/River. Rating will vary but won't be higher than T. Might be some angsty fics here.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
Kryptonite
She'd always been his weakness, his kryptonite
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Published: 11/11/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Mercy reviews
What would happen if Zira died at the end of TLK? Simba and Nala now raise Kovu, Nuka and Vitani alongside Kopa and Kiara. So what would the outsider cubs be like if they were raised differently? Rated for mild violence.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Simba, Kopa
Through the Heart of the Universe reviews
A look into each characters thoughts through each episode from 'Rose' to 'The Wedding of River Song'
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2011 - 9th Doctor, 11th Doctor
Faith reviews
An exploration of the companion's faith in the Doctor. Set at the end of 'The God Complex' so slight spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
My Lost Love reviews
Amy asks the Doctor about Rose Tyler. For a prompt at the Then There's Us ficathon on livejournal.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/9/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
This Pain In Me
Written for a prompt at the Then There's Us ficathon on lj. Prompt was: TenII/Rose. The Doctor doesn't feel he's good enough for Rose, he thinks she's always thinking of the other Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/6/2011 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
The End is in Sight reviews
Written for the Then There's Us ficathon over at Livejournal. The prompt was "Everything will be okay in the end; if it's not the end then it's not okay"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Guilt, guilt and more guilt reviews
SPOILERS for Let's Kill Hitler. But not huge ones. The Doctor's thoughts as the voice recognition holograms change form. Sorry for any mistakes as I couldn't remember the entire scene, I'll clean it up later but I just had to write it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
From the minds of lions reviews
Was a one-shot. Now will be a collection of short stand alone fics featuring many different characters from TLK.
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Scar/Taka
Stuff of Legend reviews
Post 'Journey's End' drabble
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete