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Joined 07-09-08, id: 1629031, Profile Updated: 08-24-08
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Ok so my name is Taylor but I am comonly known as Boo don't ask me why because I don't want to know:D

I am very random but people love me for it. I tell the truth but I suger coat it cuz I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Oh, I'm female in case you didn't know, I thought Boo would give that away but you never know, there may be a guy out there named Boo and more power to him!!

I love D&M's and I am always happy to have one. I also like M&M's but that's not the point- he he:D

I love music, dancing, acting, reading (well duuurrr), art (creating it or looking at it), designing anything from buildings to clothes, horses, moterbike riding, dish surfing (if you want to know message me), argo driving ( just look up argo's on the net), swimming in the creek at my families farm, my pet poodle peirer, my computer, writting (and the penny dropped when you ask), singing (I'm not half bad I'm told :D), my family, quotes (love quotes they say so much)(yes I understand the irony in what I just said), Emmett is awesome without a doubt!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I do home school cuz I'm either do dumb or to smart for normal school, the nice people in the white coats won't tell me-- jokeing ha ha they wear blue...

Love FanFiction I discovered it when I was desperate for something Twilight related. I live in Australia (do not ask me if I have a kangaroo as a pet, the answer is no and I never will) but I really want to live in NYC and I plan to go to boarding school over there next year. Oh, something eles about living in Australia the spelling on some things is differant so don't chew me out on it, it isn't my fult. also don't send me reviews demanding I update this second cuz when you send it chances are I'm in dreamland, so GO AWAY. no not really I love reviews they rock but give me time to wake up people...pppllllleeeeeeeaaassssseeeee:) I'll share my lunch with you.. he he.

ok so here is a little taste of what I have to go through in a convo on the phone with my brother -- sam me

Hey

I hate you, you total moron I can't beleave you did that!! (screaming so loud the dog cried)

what did I do (playing dumb (idiot))

You dyed my underwear pink, even the really cute new bra's I got. Why sam Why do you do this to me!! (almost crying for first half then using my really bad godfather acsent for the "why why" part)

Umm Boo your on loud speaker, now half the guys in my year know you have a cute new bra. (almost laughing)

Sam you just wait till you get home. If I were you I wouldn't sleep at all, you may have to run. (using the most thretening tone I could muster and I could hear a few "oooooohhhhh's" coming through the phone.)

Like to see it done (scoffing)

oh you just wait. you know your terrifying fear of green jello... yer you just wait (could hear a mixture of oooooohhhhh's and laughing on his end)

I then heard him doing damage controll on the other end of the phone and I hung up. just for closure I made a tone of green jello and put it in with his boxer's. HA take that sam!!:D:D:D


ok so now you see the truth of my randomness also you can guess what our house is like...

ok so hear are some of my fav quotes and a poem or two:

By the time you swear your his,

shivering, sighing,

and he vows his passion is,

infinite, undying,

lady make a note of this,

one of you is lying.

You know your in love when you can't sleep,

because finaly reality is better than your dreams.

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.

From conversation we decend to gossip,

from gossip to babble,

and from babble to confustion.

I never let school interfere with my education.

most people were raised to beleave they are just as good as the next person,

I was always told I was better.

I can resist anything but temptation.

let the lover be disgraceful, crazy, absent-minded.

someone sober will worry about the events going badly. let the lover be.

What is sexy? sexy is standing in the rain as you push me against the hood of your car,

tearing at my shirt, kissing me with the intent to never stop.

Love is when...

You miss him even before you part

When you could listen to him talk all night

And never get tired of hearing his voice

When the sound of his name

Will send chills down your spine

And you see him smile

The second you

Close your

Eyes.

Every girl wants a guy she can go to in sweats,

hair a mess, make-up running down her cheeks and eyes red from crying,

and the first thing he says is "baby your beautiful"

and mean it.

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Never Sleep in a Strange Man's Bed by WndrngY reviews
B & E. Alice's new boyfried Jasper lives on Hilton Head Island, S.C. He invites her & her friends to come down for a visit. Bella isn't happy to be the only single in a couple's paradise...until she ends up in his roommate's bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,936 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,935 - Follows: 2,755 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hands On Therapy by TellMeNoLies reviews
Feeling unsure about her wedding night, Bella Swan seeks out world reknowned sex therapist and hands on instructor Dr.Edward Cullen. Things start to change during the course of their sessions, leaving them both unsettled. OOC/AH/LANGUAGE/LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,101 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009
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Sex dreams reviews
what happens when Bella is babysat by emmett and jasper and she starts talking in her sleep........ funny little thing I felt like writing. hope you enjoy:D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Emmett, Bella
Dirty Talking Edward reviews
what happens when Bella is bored and tries to talk Edward into dirty talking with her through notes in Biology----This Does! first FanFic please don't clober me. Lemons, be warned!one-shot....maybe, not sure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward