Author has written 17 stories for Teen Titans, and Hot Wheels: Battle Force 5.
Rank: Communication Graduate Student, Graduate Assistant
Vices: Procrastination, Insomnia, Caffiene, Blue Eyes
You're setting the world on fire. My only concern is that you'll end up getting burned.
I, Jack Mirembe, hereby promise to never hold a chapter or story hostage on the basis of reviews. I also promise that I read all my reviews and try to put to use the criticisms and corrections I recieve. I promise to reply to as many of my reviews as possible because I love my reviewers.
Seriously though, I don't understand writers who hold back chapters intentionally. Especially when you have the gall to outright say, "I'm not posting unless I get so many reviews!" It's rude and makes you sound whiny and clingy. Personally, I will usually stop reading on the first chapter if I see something like that in an author's note.
If your stories aren't getting the traffic you want, put more chapters! It's the most recently updated stuff that gets placed at the top of the automatic list.
I like doing request pieces. I am always taking requests because they make me happy. Just send them in, let me know what you are looking for, and we'll see what happens. I will accept them. But I've got two rules to tag on.
1. I post what gets written first, not what was requested first.
Other than that, we're good to go.
Mechanics, otherwise known as my Cyborg/Beast Boy friendship one shot series, was added to a recommended Teen Titans fanfiction list on. It makes me feely incredibly happy, honored, and geeky all in one shot, so you know it's a good thing. : D
Jack Mirembe Out of Context
You wanna know what the perfect safe word is? Richard Nixon. Seriously, it's brilliant. Somebody starts hollering "RICHARD NIXON!!!" at the top of their lungs, you know you are going to stop and figure out what on earth is going on.
I know it doesn't make any kind of sense. But it makes sense in a weird convoluted not quite there sort of way if you think about it. Just don't think about too hard because it won't make sense.
Never forget. I am smarter, faster, younger, and stronger. That is never going to change. You better believe I can survive without you.
*headbutts sister* That's how dinosaurs speak. *headbutts again* Thank you!
I don't like to say gorgeous. There's just something about it. It's meant to mean something special. Like awesome, love, or incredible used to. But they got dragged through the mud. Now they've lost their shine and become everyday. Not gorgeous, not for me. Gorgeous means something beautiful and it always will. That's the only reason I'm ever going to use it. When something is so much more than anything else, that's when I'll call it gorgeous.
*headbutted by baby* Oh! You speak Dinosaur too!
I believe that if I have the opportunity, the resources, and the time to help some one, I also have a responsibility to help.
I love you as much as toast! Just so you know, I really like toast.
Yeah, they are nice enough. But there's something forced about it. Like they are trying too hard to be funny. Or crazy. That's what it is, they are fake crazy. It's like they saw a really crazy person and thought, "Hey that looks like fun. Think I'll try that tomorrow!"
Schizophrenia runs in my family but I've always thought being crazy might be interesting so I'm cool with it.
Forget Planet of the Apes. Octopus are genuises in squishy form. They are going to take over the world in the future! Welcome to Planet of the Otcopus!
You can either be manipulative or you can be a gossip. Don't be both. Pushing people around and then talking about it? That's how people get shot.
I can't say I don't like them. I don't care for the most part. People think what they want and say what they want. It's not worth getting worried about. But if they want to make things personal, I have no issue playing by their rules. It's only polite.
If cavemen didn't have pet dinosaurs, we as a species missed out on an incredible opportunity. It'd be like real life Pokemon.
Alright, I'll admit. I say "B-T-Dubs" too much. I'm really just trying to raise my street cred and sound cool, but I know it just sounds stupid.
I could break you in half over my knee if I wanted. But you're a nice person. I'll break you in quarters. You can keep your legs.
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