Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Dragon Age.
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity."
"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
"It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane."
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
"Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."
"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like."
"Often it seems a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. "
"There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out."
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
"Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
— Mark Twain
"Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it."
— Robert Frost
"If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales."