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Joined 07-09-08, id: 1629541, Profile Updated: 11-03-08
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride.

Hello, world!

Here's a little a bit about me:

Name: Liane! -but that's all I'm going to say because Cyber stalking is BAD

Gender: Female

Age: Sure, like, I'd tell YOU! Let's just say I'm 21. -cough

Personality: Er...if I wrote anything about my "personality" you people might run away screaming bloody murder and stop reading my fanfics

Important People In My Life: (excluding family and God)

Besties:
Camille-obviously.
Channay.
Brother-like-ly-ness:
Kevin
Inmate:
Sandra
Frienemy:
Joseph. Why, you ask, I put him here? Because I don't discriminate the LOWER rank-ers.
Inspiration-ers:
All my lovely REVIEWERSSSSSsss! (hint hint)
James Patterson
Stephenie Meyer
And the people listed above...kind of.
Important MEN in My Life:
RPattz
Edward Cullen
Krys "Smokey Desperado"
Embry Call
Alex Pettyfer
Jace Wayland
Avan Jogia
Fang

Fav. Books:

Series:
Mortal Insturments Series
Maximum Ride Series
Twilight Saga
The Mediator Series
Percy Jackson & the Olympians Series
Alex Rider Series
The Gatekeepers Series
The Eragon Stuff
The Outsiders; That was Then, This is Now
Individual:
Looking for Alaska
Tuesdays with Morrie
The Black Book of Secrets
Tangerine
After
Incantation
Looking Glass Wars - didn't like the 2nd book
The Tale of Despereaux
Under the Blood Red Sun

I can't think anymore, but I know they are a bunch

Fav. Bands:

The Spill Canvas
Simple Plan
My Chemical Romance
Avenged Sevenfold
Greenday
Vampire Weekend
Jack's Mannequin
Yellow Card
3 Doors Down
Einfach13 (I just LOVE them. It's my friends' band and I had a crush on the lead guitarist for like forEVER. But he moved. sigh)
Relient K
Amber Pacific
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
the Muse (They're alright)


RESET!!

Paul in one of the MEADIATOR books: "I mean, come on, Jesse? I didn't think he was your type. Don't you need someone more--" (was cut off by another character)
Me: "Now, don't tell me he was about to say, ALIVE. There is comepletely nothing wrong with DEAD people; I happen to like my men COLD, DEAD, or SPARKLY."

Argie: "Okay. Three. Two." (points at me)
Me: (stands up and smacks table) "Objection! If Ms. Petrocelli is--"
Argie: "Oh, no wait."
Sandra: (groans) "What?"
Me: "Did I do it wrong?"
Argie: "No. Sorry, I forgot to press the button."
(It was a hilarious day. Kevin and his group "borrowed" me, Charice, and Sandra for their Language Arts project, and we kept on messing up!)

Charice: (comes back to the room without her lawyer suit, instead, jersey)
Kevin: "Where'd you go?"
Argie: (singing)"Where'd you go, I missed you so..."
Me: "It's like its been forever since you've been gone..."
Robert: "Why does every single one of you break into song at least one in 5 minutes?"
(Habit. I'm not usually one of these people; I'm usually the one laughing in the background at their awful tunes, but hey, things change.)

Kevin: (to Sandra) "Focus on Argie when I look at him."
(SILENCE)
Tuan: "Oh, oh, oh. Wait 'til Enrika hears..."

Argie: "So, zoom in on me while I nod twice. Then Liane."
Me: "Wait. Aren't I supposed to be in the shot while you're nodding?" (re-reads script) "See? Steve(Argie) nods. O'Brien(me) looks closely at him and then moves to sit down and breathes deeply."
Sandra: "Ooh. How close exactly are we talking?"
Me: (sigh)

Kevin: "You know miss, our class.. -everyone was listening- .. has a short attention span.
- Mini pause-
Sandra: "What?"

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Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13056 - Favs: 6,157 - Follows: 2,786 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5862 - Favs: 2,641 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Isabella of Condre by Gorge on Life reviews
King Charles of Condre has formed a shaky alliance with Edward of Belliut to face a common enemy.In order to show that he won't betray Edward, Charles must wed his only daughter Isabella to Edward.Not a fairy tale.M for rape,violence,and dark thoughts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,121 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
MR Bloodlust 2 : Queen of Hearts by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Now that Fang is safe, Max just needs to wait out her bloodlust, and then everything will be fine. Until they find out the bloodlust has spread. And Lissa is...dying? ! And Fang's bloodlust is BACK ! ? /
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,315 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Wings of Wrath by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
The World’s Longest FanFic EVER. Has literally been called an ‘Epic’. SUMMARIES inside…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 260,120 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3655 - Favs: 5,486 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2441 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
Unrestricted by Travis Skywer reviews
Right after their memories are wiped, flock escape the school and meet again. So nothing is holding Max and Fang back from having a very fluffy relationship. Except flashbacks and illness...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,132 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
Downfall by Madame Meg reviews
When Bella unwillingly marries King Edward, she starts searching for ways out of the marriage, unbeknownst to him. However, she soon finds herself embroiled in deceit as she learns she has a stalker, and Edward might just be the only man she can turn to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,075 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Incest Never Looked So Good by tura35 reviews
They are trapped between two wrongs, two rights. Denying their love, or dissolving in it. Rated T for Morgencest and minor swearing. Jace/Clary.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,607 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Clary F., Jace W.
Enigma by Irish Froggy reviews
Edward hears the thoughts of his daughter for the very first time. EdwardxBella. Sweet oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7747 - Favs: 9,273 - Follows: 2,635 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stained Glass Windows by BlueBlood359 reviews
A sequal to The Seduction of Edward..... When Edward finally gives in will Bella finally get what she wants or will the road she's taken lead only to heart ache?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,597 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 172 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Burn Beautiful by kajibot reviews
After Bella is turned, a million problems arise. The werewolves are furious, Victoria is still thirsty for revenge, and suddenly, Edward and Bella's relationship takes an unexpected turn, bringing them somewhere neither of them have gone before.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 94,673 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Golf Cult R Us by EdwardAddict reviews
-Sequel to The Prank Wars- Max and the gang are forced to team up with the Golf Cult to save the world. But from what? Fang won't start yet another prank war, will he? What's this about a new Institute? Can Max trust anyone anymore? FAX DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,039 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Fang, Gazzy/The Gasman
Like Fairy Tales Come True by electable reviews
A one-shot of Alaska's escape of the labyrinth from her point of view. Rated T for language and drunk driving. SPOILER ALERT !
Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Alaska - Complete
Stuck by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Hate and love go hand in hand for Jace and Clary, but what happens when he feels his resolve weakening? Will he be able to decide between the two emotions?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Her Angel, His Artist by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Jace finally gets a look at Clary's sketchpad and is surprised by what he finds. Implied JaceClary.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
High Prices Offer Sweet Rewards by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Jace's point of view on the Queen's offer down in the Seelie Court. Set during City Of Ashes. Spoiler. Jace/Clary oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2352 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Confessions of Two Broken Hearts by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella and Edward meet again after 2 years. This time, Edward found her with some huge success. Now, there are two things standing in their way. Paige, the newest member of the Cullen's clan and Chris. Will Edward and Bella pick up from they left off? EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,315 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Killing Jacob: to the tune of JOY TO THE WORLD by kissofdeath21 reviews
ME AND MY FRIEND COURTNEY DESTROY JACOB BLACK WITH THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
My Secret by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
An alternate ending to City of Bones. Begins right after Jace's line 'What are you thinking' in the epilogue, while they're on their way to the hospital. JaceClary oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
For you, My Love by kajibot reviews
Their love was clearly invincible. Nothing could ever come between them, not even death. So, what happens when one day, Edward learns that no matter what he does, he cannot save her. Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
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Imperfections reviews
Maximum Ride - TWILIGHT Crossover! Max drops, injured, on First Beach. Seth sees her wings. Fang doesn't know how to get her back without exposing the rest of them. FAX vs. MATH?/SAX...its originally an E, but AWKward. REVIEW please! CHAP something IS UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,646 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
10 Ways to Annoy Each & Every MR Character reviews
Max catches Fang and Iggy reading a list of how to annoy her. Will they survive her burning fury? I edited the list version so it would be a story...I'm sorry, but I think this is more FUN. REVIEW please? FANG's IS EDITED!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008